When you see death u will be thinking u are on a bicycle and you will want 2 jump off

hamingra:
An internet blogger has exposed facts that the President"s Media Adviser Reuben Abati used a fake picure as evidence of the administration's "Transformation Agenda"

N*gga u bursted so Baaad!!!

temitemi1:
Coming from apc bulletin GEJ till apc stop lying...

You sir are wrong you know! the only thing that is constant is what?

wilsondave:
watin dey worry this mad German Shepherd.....


I wonder why this guy walks freely in this country......

It's Unfortunate 9geria has derailed to this stage ..Asari is in a state of ennui

Asari Dokubo, in his latest threat directed to the Nigerian government, the Pro-Jonathan Niger Delta Terrorist, undermines to wreck Nigeria if the police dares to arrest him for threatening violence! He spits fire at the North and insists that there will be no more Nigeria if he is arrested.

He calls Notherners are parasites and destitutes. He also said Buhari is a criminal and other unprintable names and threatens to release violence on the North in 2015 elections does not go the way of Jonathan. He says no Northerner will ever be elected as President in Nigeria AGAIN.

https://marapolsa.com/i-will-destroy-nigeria-if-i-get-arrested-asari-dokubo/

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Y i no read Law..this yr will be a blast for 9gerian lawyerz

THE UMBRELLA COOPERATION aka PDP are here to destroy and extinct us to the zombie (poverty) land, they are like CANCER eating us (‪#‎Nigerians‬) gradually from within, they have experimented on us (#Nigerians) for 16 years, sucking the life out of us, starving, murdering and depriving us our rights to life while enriching themselves. These residential evil cooperation (‪#‎PDP‬) must be STOP at all cost before life as we know it cease to exist... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, we can't take it no more, they must GO.
Let vote for a ‪#‎CHANGE‬, LET VOTE ‪#‎BUHARI‬, LET VOTE ‪#‎APC‬.
Remember CHANGE is not EASY but CHANGE brings self improvement.
THE OLD WAYS HAS FAILED...

MARCH 4 BUHARI AND OSINBANJO

CHANGE FOR MY GENERATION UNBORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

temitemi1:
God bless Nigeria!!!

Amen to That!

We love the CNN Inside Africa spotlight on new age architecture in Nigeria. Correspondent Soni Methu takes visits Uyo – to see the new stadium, Calabar – to see the architectural developments, and Lagos – the new Eko Atlantic City.

Watch it here:

http://www.bellanaija.com/2014/12/16/cnn-turns-its-spotlight-on-new-age-architecture-in-nigeria-watch/

China’s ambassador to Tanzania Lu Youqing has unleashed a torrent of criticism at his own people in a rant during an interview. Lu said his job is much harder than other ambassadors because Chinese people give him a “headache”, they lack respect of the law, and promote disunity among Tanzanians.

Lu is presiding over a great expansion in trade between the two countries, which has seen an influx of Chinese people in the country. China is now Tanzania’s second largest trading partner with US$3.69 billion in trade last year. Still, Lu can’t stop complaining about Chinese people. In an interview with Southern Metropolis, he said:

There are about 70 embassies in Tanzania. No embassy of another country is like ours. All day (we’re) worried about consul problems involving Chinese nationals. No other country’s citizens are like our citizens who incessantly complain about unfair treatment, like during luggage searches at airport customs, being stopped by police in traffic… these incidences give me a headache.

Our personal bad habits have followed us! After coming to Africa, number one, there will definitely be internal strife and disunification in which a lot of people will have problems. A person on their own, or a company–that won’t be a problem. But if there are several (Chinese) people, or several (Chinese) companies, then they will steal from each other. A contractor will often fight with his own people, traders will try to poach from each other, and slander each other. It’s gotten to the point where Chinese companies here in Tanzania will search out a government representative to bribe and get them to stand for their interests. In 2012, two Chinese companies ruined a Tanzania transport department head and deputy department head. They provoked infighting between the two government officials, and in the end the president of Tanzania dismissed them both.

Secondly, they lack awareness of the law. We can’t reasonably insist that everybody be so, and also this is just a small minority of people, naturally. For example, ivory smuggling, rhinoceros horn smuggling, illegal mines; the local laws forbid the transporting of prohibited items out of the country. Each time Tanzania announces they are going to capture ivory smugglers, we (at the embassy) get nervous. However, it always turns out the same way. The governor of the province of Dar es Salaam told me he once saw a police officer bar the path of a Chinese motorist. The governor did not consider this to be a friendly way to treat Chinese nationals, and so he had a complaint made against the police officer. The police officer reported to his superior that there was a car that contained ivory; however, the Chinese motorist denied this. During an extensive search, the hood of the car was opened, and placed upon the engine was an amount of ivory. After this, the governor had less to say in support of Chinese people.

At the airport, Chinese nationals often have their luggage searched. In regards to this, I sought out the director for the Tanzania customs. He agreed that he didn’t want to have to do this, especially as it resulted in more work for his department. Our embassy staff was very nervous. Then he let me see a series of photographs: they were all of ivory smugglers. One woman even tried to smuggle ivory in her bra. Tanzania custom agents are no fools; if they find one person who doesn’t have any, or two, or ten, they will still search a Chinese person. As well, all of the people who get investigated have a speech to tell me: “Ambassador, we have helped them so much; how can they treat us like this in return?” They don’t have even a single bit of awareness of the law.

http://www.thenanfang.com/blog/chinas-ambassador-to-tanzania-blasts-own-countrymen-in-epic-rant/

SantaMafia: what the hell is in this eediot's head? a nigerian mudder fugger ape with an IQ of 10. suffering smiling mor0n.you need to get rid of the generator fumes in your sick brain,huh? omo naija generator republic

foooolish shitnigerian modafaka! you live in Ghana and still insult the god people of Ghana? Thunder fire your blokos and your entire family! why don't you tell us exactly where you work/live so my boys can pay you a nice visit? then you will know what to say next time you feel like saying something about Ghana/Ghanaians.


shitnigerians are the most stvpid,senseless, dumb, lazy, greedy, ugly animals with sh1t-filled heads the most despicable animals on earth genocidal fagg0ts

jesu! who unlock dis dude!

Jakumo: For better or worse, tropical sub-Saharan Africa's economies will be dominated largely by powerful Chinese interests for the next few decades, and the ever forward-thinking Lagos State Governor Fashola most likely introduced Chinese language lessons as an option in Lagos State schools, out of pragmatic recognition for China's growing investment presence in Africa.

To all our Chinese speaking Nairaland forum writers in the house, may I ask whether it is the Mandarin, or the Cantonese dialect of Chinese that is most widely spoken by the Chinese nationals now emigrating into the African continent ? If both dialects are spoken by expatriate Chinese nationals working in west Africa, can anyone offer an opinion as to which dialect is comparatively more prevalent among the Chinese expatriate community working in Nigeria.

The Chinese languages are very tonal in nature, which makes them similar to Nigeria's Yoruba language, for example, in that with all of these languages originating continents apart, variations in the pronunciation of a single word or phrase changes the intended meaning of that word, despite its spelling remaining the same. This would suggest that Yoruba and Igbo speaking Nigerians might pick up the nuances of Chinese language pronunciation more readily than British language students of the same age, for example. Can any Nigerian-born speakers of Chinese remember how easy or otherwise they found the learning process ?

Thanks in advance for any responses that can be offered to my many layman's questions about the Chinese languages.

mandarin language is widely spoken between the chinese to communicate to each other because they all have their native languages base on your location or wherever you come come,north,south ,east or west,,so as a foreigner is better to study mandarin as first choice and cantonese later cuz most expatriates use mandarin to relate..tones and twisting of tongues matter alot when pronouncing any word in chinese

Ibnsultan: Mayday mayday. Crazy folks on loose

喝药去

Ceasar1: You guys are faking everything here. This is an insult to China!

我操你妈逼
wo sao ni ma be

你妹

herald9: 你疯了..这是一个中国的国家吗？
Nǐ fēngle.. Zhè shì yīgè zhōngguó de guójiā ma?

别骂人好吗大家都是兄弟

China Is Officially a World Science Superpower
The United States still leads China in both total scientific output and overall scientific importance—as measured by the number of journal articles published and the number of times those articles are cited. But China is quickly gaining and has surpassed the United States in a few key subject matters, a development that "greatly expands the scale of science," according to Yu Xie, a researcher at the University of Michigan. "The data we have analyzed all indicate that China has become a major contributor to science and technology.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/chinas-officially-a-world-science-superpower
大家好！丹丹欢迎你们来沟通一下，会讲中文的兄弟和爱学普通话的朋友们大家来一下商量呗。
祝好！！！

Nikita on her way oduah quick enter ur bullet proof car!!!

lynpetra: It's really pathetic to listen to the tales of homeless people in Abuja.Some complain bitterly of how scarce it is to get affordable homes here in the heart of the North.Such Irony!As my aunt drove me around this evening,I can't help to notice so many empty duplexes,bungalows,self contains,Block of flats around."Auntie all this houses na who them dey build am for?"I asked.Beautiful empty houses,several still under construction.Greed na bastard!An employed average Nigerian can never afford the price of only a Dog post in these houses!!Infact,who are those building this houses?Why build a house to leave it empty for years because no customer can pay the prize?Isn't it selfish,foolish and inhumanly wicked?Why not make it affordable as it is available?The only reason business isn't booming in Abuja is partly because plenty houses are empty,as a lot of youths live in places like Iyanya,Maraba,Kubwa,and the outskirts of Abuja.

I know our Govt system is made for the rich,we don't mean anything to them.Living in well built houses doesn't fit the average Nigerian.As they loot our money,every seconds of everyday,every minute of every hour,every day of every year,stealing big,dumping it here and there,hiding them by building so many Estates,Shopping Malls,Markets,Blocks of Flats,ALL FOR NOTHING!!!EMPTY AS THE YEARS GOES....They continue to hide this stolen money on properties and lands,some of which are taken by force from indigenes.....



Mmmh...God is watching.Still waiting for that revolution,surely it will come.It can only take time.




*continues to sip Zobo*

God ma go don taya with naija complain mak im con judge /// fix ur justice system goddamit and hold d leaders reponsible!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxYQv_iw_6Y

is this facts becoming reality?

The military-backed interim government has declared the Muslim Brotherhood a terrorist group. The decision was announced in a Cabinet statement after a long meeting on Wednesday.
"We declare the Muslim Brotherhood a terrorist group, criminalizing the group as a terrorist one. This is in accordance with the criminal law number 86 and all the consequences which criminalize all its activities, its financing and even group membership or to advertise for the group, whether in writing or in any other way." said Hossam Eissa, Egypt’s Minister of Higher Education.
Eissa said that the decision was in response to Tuesday’s deadly bombing targeting a police headquarters in the Nile Delta city of Mansoura. The attack killed 16 people, mostly police officers, and wounded over 140. But he offered no evidence in his speech linking the Brotherhood to the attack. The Brotherhood has denied being responsible for Tuesday’s attack. Meanwhile, Sinai-based Islamist militant group Ansar Bayt al-Maqdis has said it carried out the car bomb attack in Mansoura.
http://english.cntv.cn/program/newsupdate/20131226/100979.shtml

190-the-clown:
^Moderators dare not move this trash to any FP!

What sort of silly generalization is this

mschewwww

Communist Alert!!!

190-the-clown:


Your papa!

E-diot oshi, Ewu nama
Jobless He-goat

Ignored Go $ Die

190-the-clown:
OP Na God go punish you

E-diot b-astard low life muraphucka

silence is the best answer..you know what i mean ,your life need complete refurbish if not..i pity ur generation

xynerise: Is this some kind of a social studies class?

Probably

How Do I Find True Love In Nigeria?

How do I find a true love, how do I find the right life partner, how do I know that my boyfriend wants me for marriage, how do I know that my boyfriend truly loves me, how do I avoid being used and dumped by a man? All these questions and more are often the usual questions that occupy the minds of majority of single ladies globally, and it is no doubt that these questions are critical questions that also calls for a critical answer. In this very write-up, I am not going to answer those questions, but I will indirectly give clues on how to manage such situations, meanwhile, if you truly want to learn more or find answers to the above questions, then you must find time to go through some of my relationship articles, by navigating through my profile. But for now, I am going to focus on assisting foreign ladies wishing or desiring to get married to a Nigerian man, or best, to assist foreign ladies already in a committed relationship with a Nigerian man, and are probably contemplating on settling down with him.

Before I forge ahead, I would like to make a promise to all my readers (as usual) that whatever information I shall be revealing here, shall be based on zero partiality, prejudice or favoritism. Again, I want to stress again that I am going to be as honest as possible in disclosing some useful information that would assist all foreign ladies desiring to marry a Nigerian man. And if you are a Nigerian guy reading this article, please, do not feel bad, I am only trying to assist people (particularly innocent foreign ladies) to enjoy a happy loving relationship built on true love. Haven made things clear, let’s move on.

Who Is A Nigerian Man?

Nigeria to start with, is a country located in the western region of Africa, with over 140,000,000 populations as at the last census. Nigeria is majorly a black African nation, blessed with numerous mineral resources, especially the black crude oil, found bountifully in the south-south, and south-east regions of Nigeria. Nigeria comprises of so many tribes, but the major tribes or dominant tribes in Nigeria are: Ibo, Hausa, and Yoruba.

Nigeria was colonized by Britain, and as a result, its official language is English, with other local dialects, viz. Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba, as the major dominant local dialects.

If you want to define a Nigerian man, you must first identify his tribal origin, whether he is Ibo, Yoruba or Hausa. I intentionally ignored other tribes to make this write-up snappy, and for the fact that other minor tribes have their cultures and traditions revolving around the major three tribes I have mentioned above. Haven identified his tribe, you need to also find out his religious background, but if he is Ibo, there’s no need for further investigation because 99.9% of Ibos are Christian by religion. But if he is a Yoruba, then you need to find out his religion because in Yoruba tribe, there are majorly three dominant religions- Christianity, Islam, and Ifa. For the Hausas, 98% practice Islam.

We also have the Bini, Ijaw, Ogoni, Fulani, etc. But they are in minority.

To give you a basic understanding of the Nigerian man, I will classify them in three, based on the three major tribes- Ibo, Yoruba, and Hausa.

The Ibo Man

The Ibo man originated from the Ibo tribe, found in the south-eastern region of Nigeria. By history, Ibos are known for trade and little agricultural activities like farming with hoe, etc. An Ibo man loves business, trade and anything that will make him to be in constant contact with money. The Ibos paid less attention to western education during colonialism, but after the civil war which ended in 1969, the Ibos diversified their interest to include western education, business, and for this reasons and more, they began to migrate within and across the Nigerian borders, which is the single reason why in every 10 Nigerians you see in a foreign nation, 4 is Ibo. Their desperate desire for success, financial prosperity, and wealth can be traced back to their ancestral history. History has also traced Ibo tribe to have an ancestral linkage with the Jews, and this can be seen in their ingenuity in so many human activities, especially in trade, craft, local technology, etc.

Ibos are no doubt the heart and prime movers of the Nigerian economy. They are innovative, creative, ambitious, peaceful, etc, but they love financial prosperity more than any other thing in life. You can play with an Ibo man’s life, but don’t play with his money! So when dealing with an Ibo man, make sure you don’t play with his wallet; therefore, if you guard his wallet for him, you will always be his best friend. And this love for financial breakthrough is one of the things that make them very creative and ambitious in whatever they do in life. Note this, any shop, business, etc owned by a Nigerian in your country, go and find out, it is owned or founded by an Ibo man. The above assertion is not just applicable in foreign nations alone, but also in Nigeria.

What am I trying to say in essence? An Ibo man always carry in mind his monetary gain or benefit in whatever thing he does in life- be it business, education, relationship, etc. It is this trait that earned Ibos criticisms from other Nigerian tribes, because in whatever they are doing, they are always conscious of what they would gain financially. To wrap it up, Ibo man is just similar to a Chinese man in terms of- money consciousness, creativity, and craftsmanship.

The Ibo man of today dislikes polygamy, and he has his immediate family (parents and siblings) at heart, and if you want to win his heart, don’t play with his immediate family. In fact, if you want to win his heart fast, and maybe get him running after you for marriage, you must show a committed interest in his immediate family.

The Yoruba Man

The Yoruba man comes from the Yoruba tribe, found in the south-western part of Nigeria. They are also found in Haiti, Togo, etc. The Yoruba man loves partying, celebrations and ceremonies, and he wouldn’t mind borrowing to celebrate a ceremony- be it burial, child-naming, birthday, marriage, memorial, etc.

The Yorubas are the most educated tribe in Nigeria, and it has been a popular saying in Nigeria that in every Yoruba family, there is a professor. The Yorubas of the ancient times are known with agriculture (cocoa farming, rubber, etc). They are the pioneers of Nigeria’s legal sector, and they are very good in that aspect. The Yoruba man is more immune to polygamy than the Ibo man. The Yoruba man loves peace a lot, and he is ready to part away with his money to make peace.

If you want a Yoruba man to have you at heart, always take him to parties, and if possible, organize parties for him often, and you’re his best friend.

The Hausa Man

The Hausas are found in the northern part of Nigeria, and they have certain things in common with the North African nations, maybe as a result of their religion. Their most valued treasure is their Islamic religion; don’t joke with it if you want to live in peace with them.

They are known with agricultural activities in large scale- farming, cattle rearing, etc. Honestly, they are the food hub of Nigeria. They are polygamous in nature, and it is also traditional for a Hausa man to marry more than one wife, if he so desires.

The Hausa man is peace-loving without his religion (Islam), he is generous, in fact, he is the most generous man amongst all Nigerian tribes, he’s not so conscious of money, and he’s ready to die for his religious belief. If you are not an Islam, it might be impossible for a Hausa man to marry you.

Before Falling In Love With A Nigerian Man



Haven learned one or two things about the Nigerian man, let’s now look at some vital facts you mustn’t ignore when deciding to date or marry a Nigerian man abroad.

If you truly want to marry or date a Nigerian man living abroad, and enjoy a lasting, genuine relationship, follow the rules below:

Don’t marry a Nigerian man living illegally in your country or any foreign nation. A Nigerian man that finally made the harsh decision to leave his homeland to migrate to a foreign nation without legal travel and resident permits will do anything beyond his comfort to remain in that foreign nation because he knows that home is not the best for him. Therefore, he wouldn’t mind marrying a foreign lady he may not truly love or like just to secure a resident permit. Therefore, if you truly want a lasting, genuine relationship or marriage with a Nigerian man abroad, make sure he is a legal resident with good means of livelihood.

Don’t marry a Nigerian man you met abroad until you have known his true identity as regards to- marital status, family background, etc.

I made this point because some Nigerian men you see in your country are already married to a Nigerian lady here in Nigeria before they set out to travel abroad to look for a greener pasture.

Don’t marry a Nigerian man without a tertiary educational background.

He might have been frustrated in life and seeking for a way out, and just fake love to get something from you, and once he gets that, he is off.

If you truly have interest in Nigerian men, and you want to marry or date a Nigerian man, search for those living comfortably in Nigeria with the above qualities.


If truly you want a sincere Nigerian man to marry or date, get one who is not living in Europe/America, etc illegally, and make sure he is doing a good steady job and well educated up to tertiary level. You know why? Because such Nigerians go into relationship with foreigners out of love and not for anything else like: securing permanent residence, monetary gains, etc.

Unfortunately, most of the aforementioned class of Nigerians would rather prefer to come back home and look for a wife, you know why? Because our cultural and traditional values are different, stronger and as such, supports marriage better. For instance, when a typical Nigerian couple is going through marital crises, they would hardly ever throw in the towel like it is generally done in the western countries. Remember, marriage in Nigeria is a union of two families- the man’s and the woman’s family, and as such the families would step in if things are getting out of hand and they would do whatever they can to settle the matter amicably within the family level. Nigerians in general, have unquestionable respect for their parents and would listen and obey them at any point in time.

The western culture is very weak in this aspect; marriage is just between the couples, families are not expected to come in, whether in good or in bad. Divorce is part of the western culture, which is a fall out of the replace and don't repair concept. In western countries today, laws have made it very lucrative for women to divorce their husbands as such they don't even work hard at sustaining their marriages, since they would benefit more when the marriage is torn apart in a law court. In fact most western women instead of looking for ways of resolving marital crises, prefer to threaten their man with divorce, and this is a situation a true Nigerian man snares at.

Our culture also has roles and responsibilities for men and women in marriage. The woman looks after the day to day running of the home while the man provides for the home. It is deeply entrenched in our tradition and this has helped to maintain the respect and harmony in the house. The 50/50 concept of the western culture means there are two captains in one ship, resulting to unnecessary tension, arguments and confusion on roles and responsibilities. I know that some readers may not agree to this because to them it is the best practice, but let me now challenge you, how come the business world is yet to adopt this 50/50 concept if it is truly a good practice?

The bottom line of it all is that a typical Nigerian man with no hindrances would prefer to come back home to marry a Nigerian girl, so if you are non-Nigerian and in a relationship with a true Nigerian man then shine your eyes well! Or just take it as it is without expecting too much, that’s my word for now, good luck!

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Cykik: "Am going to america, hope i don't get cancers and tumors"

U 4get to add ,hope i wont get shot at by serial killers. are my kids safe by shooting spree at school?

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Minister of State 1, Prof. Viola Onwuliri

The Charge D’ Affairs of Venezuela Embassy in Nigeria, Mr Miguelangel Vecchia, on Tuesday, said Nigeria and Venezuela have started implementing an agreement that allows visa-free travel for officials and diplomatic passport holders.

Vecchia made the disclosure in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Abuja.
He said the agreement was made official in the Venezuelan official Gazette number 40, 215 published on July 26, 2013.
He recalled that the agreement was initially signed on Nov. 24, 2012 by the then Nigeria’s Minister of State 1, Prof. Viola Onwuliri and Venezuelan Deputy Minister for Africa, Mr Reinaldo Bolivar.

The envoy said the agreement would deepen the diplomatic and bilateral relations between the two oil producing and exporting countries.
The Charge D’ Affairs said the embassy in Abuja had simplified visa application requirements for ordinary passport holders.

However, he added, the requirements for students and business visa were simple ``but it is not free.’’
Vecchia said the Venezuelan government had signed 33 multilateral agreements with Nigeria since the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two in 1965.


He commended the commitment and foresight of former President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela for prioritising economic ties with Africa.

He said ``Chavez cared deeply for Africans, before Chavez, Africa was nothing to the Venezuelans in the external policy of our country; Africa was like an unknown territory.
``Before Chavez, there was only about eight diplomatic missions in Africa, now we have 18 embassies and they oversee 37 countries.’’, according to News Agency of Nigeria (NAN).