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welcome the clueless 1, touring tourist which country do you intend visiting next?

Laveda:

Durentt:
i wouldn't be offended bcuz a useless cretin like u mentioned me 5 times, you dumbass

douchebag i know you are hurt ever wondered why you got your name on that

Durentt:
haters gonna hate

please swerve

Name Ls.of.dk
Age 20-30
Occupation civil engr
Are you single, dating or married dating
Those u like on Romance Section punkyveer, I'mlegend, butchcassidy, lsofdk
Those u dislike on Romance section irunooboo, targaryen, durentt, delectablegel, agarawu
Those u find annoying same as abv
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to
what they have to say) punkyveer, imlegend,butchcassidy, vizkiz, naijaboy, thesonofmark, tosyne2much
Those you follow and wish follows you back skip
Why do you follow the people you follow i love their personality
NLer that has sent u the most PMs skip
How many PMs do you get on average in a day. why u wanna know
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting none
Which Romancelander is fake. irunooboo, durentt
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if
given the chance but won't date laveda
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to
him/her) ireneony
Your favorite Romancelander(s) same ones i like
Your favorite mod don't care abt the mods
Funniest Romancelander(s) thesonofmark
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads tosyne2much, wristbangle
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk none
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't
anymore. Reason(s) why? none
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite
similar to yours. skip
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life irunooboo, durentt, agarawu, delectablegel, targaryen
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life
NLer(S) you consider smart punkyveer, naijaboy
NL member that tries too hard. durentt
NLer(s) you find intriguing
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another
NLer Attention-craving Simpleton-esque fleabag!
Which NLer (s) did u learn the above from thesonofmark
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to
know each other. ireneomy
Who do u often agree with none
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) punkyveer(I've got a feeling she's)
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) none
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy none
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who
takes things too serious). punkyveer, vizkiz
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag darven, targaryen, durentt

Decker:
Report me to the mods? Like seriously?
By creating a profile on this forum just to perpetuate your inherent foolishness in such an outrageous manner, you have already broken the laws of this forum and defied the sanity of the cyberspace.

People like you should be banned from the internet for life, and checked into a level 7 Asylum.

wicked

you look like a dick starved troll, you think putting this shit here will get you a lot dicks, nice try.

grabs sits...tales by moonlight

those of you saying vitali would face same fate as his brother if he should come out of retirement should do a research about that guy. come rematch 2016 it's done for fury

rofl lolz there's no harm in bleeping a ghost, he shouldn't let that bother him

this man dy fall hands, see as him keep hand for back like servant. d general na woman make u loyal so.

Maxi112:
bro u miss understood us oooh... but is a crime to admire d looks of a celebrities? cum on dude, I see noting wrong in doing so, also have it in mind that am not a gay

ok no p…i get

clevvermind:
but the lady is very beautiful sha.

i guess you are not ready to have sense

clevvermind:
i met this babe 4 months ago and we have started dating since then. the girl is a very beautiful but one thing i don't like about her is her frequent demands for money and material things. i have spent close to 50 thousand naira on her since we began the relationship. i send her recharge cards everyday, i give her money to make her hair every week, i spend money on lunch and buy gifts for her every week yet she is not satisfied . she said i should send 30000 naira into her account tomorrow before she will go out with me this weekend that she needs the money for her upkeep this coming week and my whole salary for this month is 80000 naira besides, i gave her 7000 naira last two weeks. i'm thinking of dumping her. what should I do?

you are capable so I'd advise u send her the 30k, with the above bolded it's obvious you spend close to that on her monthly. smh 4 some pple

clevvermind:
i met this babe 4 months ago and we have started dating since then. the girl is a very beautiful but one thing i don't like about her is her frequent demands for money and material things. i have spent close to 50 thousand naira on her since we began the relationship. i send her recharge cards everyday, i give her money to make her hair every week, i spend money on lunch and buy gifts for her every week yet she is not satisfied . she said i should send 30000 naira into her account tomorrow before she will go out with me this weekend that she needs the money for her upkeep this coming week and my whole salary for this month is 80000 naira besides, i gave her 7000 naira last two weeks. i'm thinking of dumping her. what should I do?

you are capable so I'd advise u send her the 30k, with the above bolded it's obvious you spend close to that on her monthly. smh 4 some pple

OP wariz diz

all i feel 4u is pity

crap… *walks out of thread*

guys ain't supposed to be commenting on this. kswainthrillz and maxi112 you guys are saying your fellow guy is sexy… *spits*

mr tourism Nigeria.

Chosen1984:
Up benzema!! Anything less than 4-0 is unacceptable

exactly. i hope Cr7 gets a hatrick

IamLEGEND1:
the problem with this kyn Tori be say dem no go give the location where dem ràpe the nígga to death......

Make we obtain the location na.......see as badt guys be going in to be rapéd & (wo)manhandled

just grab his chest back

must read when you no finish d last one. you start sometin wey u no fit finish now u don start another one, who knows if this one get end too… so why waste time

QueenDaisyy:
What I typed above is what exactly happened. There is this type of drugs that makes a person all excited, I think it's of the MDMA species (from it's effect). That was what he drugged me with.

waaht..... how do you know that was d drug used on you.
i don't believe your story.

see jamb qwesion oya bring her to me 4 confirmation

bist:
My question to you;
If it were your sister or perhaps your daughter, would you find it funny?

you must understand it's just a joke. if others didn't see it so trust me they would have rained abuses on him.

bist:
@OP, within ten years time, you'd revisit this page, read trough and wish that u never exhibited this level of ignorance!
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Just so you know, I dont blame your selfish actions here today because of ur level of intellectual growth as at the time of file this post. Besides a final year student wouldn't have the time to publicize his random sexcapade on a cyberland like this, so it says just one thing which is u recently surpassed the TEENAGE stage.
Unless ur your saying ur story is fiction and u derive joy in cooking up "BOLLOCKS"

where did this one jump out from. your problem is that you take everything too serious, it's good to joke and laugh at some point. this is only a joke and if you don't see it so then there's a probz smwhr

well we the capricorn association of NL (CANL) refuse to let you go unless an appropriate bid is tendered