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it's not a thing of great concern. you are either hairy or not. I'm hairy though, but i tell you not all ladies like hairy guys and vice versa.

PunkyVeer:
For companionship & to have someone hold you when the nights are unforgiving + cold.

i will just sit by and read comments

Targaryen:
i am heir to the iron throne, the master of dragons, ruler of the seven kingdoms, the lanisters, stacks, nightwatch, white walkers all bow to me.

weed is not good for you.
and if you're a newbie nko we should hold an induction for you bah

i have heard of it. November 15th is 4days away. let's watch and see how it goes.

PunkyVeer:
Lol, you & me both. So where do I sign up for the bleeding hearts club?

It's pretty simple imo, people just don't deserve true lovers like us So to hell with them if they can't appreciate realness.

that makes us 3…no 2 coz now i intentionally play tough and heartless at some point.
side effect= I'm been hunted by my conscience afterward…… well its a little price to pay

then you don't deserve to be called his bestfriend. there's no justification for what you are thinking of doing. you will lose trust, respect... i rest my case

you are back, so
ok welcome back
isn't that what you want to hear.

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a date ain't supposed to be an interview
this was copied from google

azeezlateefah:
Sharap don't type shit, its a state road!

sharap and stop displaying your ignorance publicly. do you even know where nkpor flyover is located and you say it's a state road

you are asking for permission to comb your sister receive sense bro

Highcuerayte:
Which pastor? Saints don't need pastors. The Holy Spirit is not dumb.

yeah, you should pray for the holy spirit so you can understand the scripture

punkyveer
not like i have a crush on her actually

Highcuerayte:
They both ate the fruit.

these men have been mislead. you speak with certainty of things you know nothing about.
the hidden truth revealed to you right?
don't be mislead by these serpents, your bible is always there to set you right and if you don't still understand try speaking to your priest/pastors about it.

Durentt:
All of d above

cemetry too? I'm not with you on that
kudos keep exploring new locations

Durentt:
Everybody wud die one day but before u die why not make the best of ur sex life by trying out new things. Sex shouldnt always be in the bedroom so check dis out:

1. The drive thru (Traffic stop): Tinted windows and long wait time comes in handy for this one. But be finished before the traffic light says green.
2. Ontop the washing machine: Yea, then when u just remove the cloth u are wearing and dump it into the washing machine, ur partner comes in and you two get ontop that washing machine. The vibration from the washing machine also adds to the fun, What a heavenly feeling!
3. The Zoo: Yes, it possible just like they do on discovery channel.
4. On the horse'sback: Yes, its very possible and u can commonly do the 69style. Inventive but dangerous
5. Parachute: Dangerous but very enjoyable. Talk about being on Cloud9 But u and ur partner gotta hav good stamina though.
6. The stairs: If u get overpleased u'll just fall off but apart from that its fun.
7. The Elevator: When u are going from 1st floor to 50th floor, its a very huge opportunity.
8. Shower: This has to be the best u dont need whatsoever clean-up after sex. Yikes!
9. On A Plane: Dont try it where people are sitted, go hide somewhere and do it. Maybe in their restroom.
10. In the Lecturer's Office: Most ladies are guilty of this but no wahala it also made my list.
11. At a church: Oooops forgive me father cos am sinning right now but sex in the shurch is very possible!
12. In a cemetry: Gross but when u nd ur partner are very horrny and u see a cemetry around, go and hide behind a corpse and do it. At least no one wud disturb you. Forget about fake naija movies tellin u corpse would wake up and stuffs like dat, its a Lie! You're not the first neither wud u be the last!
13. The Library: Shhhhh, remember, u have to be kwayet!
14. On A Motorcycle: I mean a motorcycle stopped and parked already. Make sure it wasnt running recently lest u'll get some nasty exhaust burns.
15. On top of a hill: You'd have quite the view and feel like u're ontop of the world.
16. On A Rooftop: Rehindeers aren't the only ones that can make noise on rooftops *shrugs*
17. On a bed with Silk or Satin Bedsheets: Why not pamper yourself?
18. In A Tent: Not having enough space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much exiciting.
19. In Front of An Open window: Show the world!
20. On A Chair: Practically, u can find one anywhere!
21. Under The Rain: (Anywhere really) At least Beyonce did it and enjoyed it.

Dont knock em off till you try em.

very funny indeed....btw which have you tried?

wow you even had a condom!!! tell me it's reflex action

dude you know you are crazy right? what were you expecting after having unprotected sex?
since u have the courage to have unprotected sex u should also have the courage to face the outcome.

nedu2000:
abeg she too harsh,with all her phonetics whether she live for america b4 I dunno had great memories from that school sha

me too

nedu2000:
Miss Irene...ruthless,st catherine's model school.She got married sha,the person way marry her try,became Mrs Anobili

i also attended st catherine, i knew her to be so bt guess i was lucky wen she taught me. dt woman force me 2 use fork n knife, cross legs while sitting, i think it paid off

All these apc broke goons, baba 1chance is a multi billionaire stop talking trash and go make money

Reski:
Igbo's have this hatred for anything or anybody that is not of igbo extraction. That is why the nickname Nigerian jews befits them perfectly.
Secondly even if Buhari gives all the ministerial slots to the southeast they will never support his goverment. Because their hatred is not born out of the fact that they want good governance or a better Nigeria or beleive in the same principle of federal character they are shouting about or the unity of Nigeria (hypocracy of the highest order).
Igbo's should play opposition. besides even if igbo's are not given a single top position heaven will not fall and buhari will be re-elected again in 2019 without their votes.
Igbo's are not the largest or the most important ethnic group in Nigeria. So trying to please them is for me is a waste of time. Let them wail cry or whatever infact even secede Nigeria will continue to succeed with or without them.

come you, use your head oh, btw why do you guys always get nervous whenever the ibo tribe is mention, we maybe a small tribe like you said but in every way we are greater than you N and W and tell me you guys are not scared of us

Reski:
Igbo's have this hatred for anything or anybody that is not of igbo extraction. That is why the nickname Nigerian jews befits them perfectly.
Secondly even if Buhari gives all the ministerial slots to the southeast they will never support his goverment. Because their hatred is not born out of the fact that they want good governance or a better Nigeria or beleive in the same principle of federal character they are shouting about or the unity of Nigeria (hypocracy of the highest order).
Igbo's should play opposition. besides even if igbo's are not given a single top position heaven will not fall and buhari will be re-elected again in 2019 without their votes.
Igbo's are not the largest or the most important ethnic group in Nigeria. So trying to please them is for me is a waste of time. Let them wail cry or whatever infact even secede Nigeria will continue to succeed with or without them.

come you, use your head oh, btw why do you guys always get nervous whenever the ibo tribe is mention, we maybe a small tribe like you said but in every way we are greater than you N and W and tell me you guys are not scared of us

all work and no flex makes him a dull police