cybriz82:




Nah dude shud be around 30 n 31..still very young duh..

Wipe kini o
Se you people will do Go fund me for the wedding
This one da we already have guests for the day
Then Nairalanders will get ready to Babysit one by one.
If you people agree
Let's pick Pastor for the day

Godsofsoccer:

I heard you people have taken things to another platform.

I like party rice tho.

Yes na
The one we'll be eating at your Party
Still chill first
He thinks I'm James Brown

Abizz:

Una too like jokes for this country.

I'll buy one ekuke with my money and the seller will still feel so highly opinionated on however I feel to treat it. Na dash you dash me?
Na inside pot e go end e career.

I'm back

Abizz:

How many times do I have to do it?

Patience my Dear
Patience

Abizz:

Just be you. I can handle anything but insults I don't deserve.


Did you see the mail?

No I didn't see it o

Abizz:

Just be you. I can handle anything but insults I don't deserve.


Did you see the mail?

I'm not vulgar

Abizz:

Okay.. I will cc you my mail because I don't have access to this.
Give me a few seconds.

Will you gimme small excuse to be petty?

Abizz:

Trust me, I'm down for the conversation of truths and won't pick offenses but when it feels premeditated because I come off as someone you already detest, then it's safe to just excuse myself. Glad you apologized for the stereotype though.
Can we talk about it?
Lol. We are all good and bad. It's nothing new.

Now this is feeling like a melodrama
I'm in
Let's talk about it
I'm a good person
But the words you're using are too strong na
Detest ke, that's expensive,hate and its kind is too expensive to have for someone, I can't afford it

Abizz:

It's never about winning though, it's about setting the records straight.
It's all fine anyways.
I wish you love and light.

Now you're making me feel like a bad person

Abizz:

You said what?

As much as I am holding back on being a shrew and wanting to say things I know could be true, I just have to stop and caution myself
I'm sure I will be right

Abizz:

You said what?

Okay
I give up
You win
I'm sorry it's seeming that way
It's pretty bad to stereotype
My bad

Abizz:

This is actually funny.
You don't see anything wrong in wanting to transfer the hatred you got for someone else to me all in the name of "I have a few things in common with him"?

I don't have hatred for him
That's a strong word for you to use
I'm just weary of his kind..
And I'm not transferring the aggression on you.

EmahBoss:
Abizz and lucrativeress I like both of you already and I see ending well for both of you...love in the air

Don't worry
I've ended your Novel before it even started
Ain't no Sally Wentworth writing this script

Abizz:

What will be the cause of the possible jabs and tantrums? I haven't done anything to deserve the treatment and you think I'll be comfortable to want to forge ahead?
I do mind.

Then there is no problem
We're good.

Godsofsoccer:

Give him a chance.
He seems like a good guy but a mean one.
I may be wrong.

If he has more coincidences trust me I already dislike him, I don't want to throw jabs here so it doesn't seem like I'm mean.
I already feel like he'll have more coincidences if he is a he.

Abizz:

Oh! If it's not fetching you money then it's not worth it. I like this mantra tho. You are just like me but we could still make exceptions.



Do I appear always angry? My profile shows I joined nairaland in 2020, I have spent 8 days a few hours on here and that I have made about 200 posts. Are you saying the 8 days I have spent on here plus the other details are true reflection of the 1095 days of my life since 2020? Or could literally be judged by just the 8 days out of the 11,315 days that I have spent in this life so far? Is that how it works? Wow.

I do have love in my life unless you meant the boyfriend-girlfriend love which I actually don't but isn't a big deal since I know thousand of people who are single and aren't always angry. And nah, I'm not tensed at all let alone always.
Olori nla.

Well, not bad. Sha come and give me part of the money.

Actually, this is so impossible. You can't dig a thing about me by just having the name on my account details. You honestly can't. And if you want to bet, please be my guest.


Make I first laugh. I'm totally lost here. You wrote this part in Spanish yeah?
Please help read the last line aloud and tell me what it means.

It wasn't too long, you weren't patient enough ni. It seems we both have issues with patience after all. Suru lere ore.

I accept your challenge
If you don't mind jabs and tantrums,then yh I accept everything in this message.

Godsofsoccer:

Give him a chance.
He seems like a good guy but a mean one.
I may be wrong.

Why do I feel like you've finished writing the Novel in your mind?

Why are Nigerian's so angry like this??
Everybody please be calming down

Acidosis:


Hian What's your alternate handle?

Ahn ahnnn
You no con know me again??
Therapy
Neurological...........
Remember now?

Oh! If it's not fetching you money then it's not worth it. I like this mantra tho. You are just like me but we could still make exceptions.

My bad
My friend has told me I see people as a project and try deciphering the possible outcome from the beginning so I don't waste my time.

Do I appear always angry? My profile shows I joined nairaland in 2020, I have spent 8 days a few hours on here and that I have made about 200 posts. Are you saying the 8 days I have spent on here plus the other details are true reflection of the 1095 days of my life since 2020? Or could literally be judged by just the 8 days out of the 11,315 days that I have spent in this life so far? Is that how it works? Wow.

Now isn't it awesome you're trying to make me see you've got a good person inside of you

I do have love in my life unless you meant the boyfriend-girlfriend love which I actually don't but isn't a big deal since I know thousand of people who are single and aren't always angry. And nah, I'm not tensed at all let alone always.
Olori nla.

My issue with you is you're reminding me of someone and I already feel like I know you and now I just want to run away

Well, not bad. Sha come and give me part of the money.

No I want to spend your own money, I'm not a feminist

Actually, this is so impossible. You can't dig a thing about me by just having the name on my account details. You honestly can't. And if you want to bet, please be my guest.

I want to accept the challenge but it'll mean knowing you more, I know I can be vulnerable so I think I'd back off

Make I first laugh. I'm totally lost here. You wrote this part in Spanish yeah?
Please help read the last line aloud and tell me what it means.

I'm making you laugh Joy in my heart again

It wasn't too long, you weren't patient enough ni. It seems we both have issues with patience after all. Suru lere ore.

Abizz:

It hurts to say you're right
I just got it being more careful
Are you already bringing out similar traits?

mariahAngel:


Since you have already promised him and he's relying on that promise, give him, even if it's the amount you can (not lending).

Let him lend him
Or else he should expect further emotional extortion
He is just a student for God's sake na

Morningblues:


Yea I will, I don’t just want him to feel bad for not giving him the 60k

Don't dash him abeg
Tell him you're borrowing him
He'll probably not return it,then you can decide to let the matter go but don't tell him you're dashing him
Give him 15k or 20k
If you turn broke,what will happen to you??

Acidosis:



All these insults because you want students to provide for their parents?

A student who is able to meet his or her needs without calling home for money is already a blessing to a responsible and sensible parent.

Heyyy
Acidosis I have missed you

Godsofsoccer:
Seems we are about to have a new nairaland couple.

Ah no o
He is reminding me of someone I really don't want a repeat of.
Same State
Almost the same profile but that one is not angry sha

yemite100:
Good evening Nairalanders
There is this particular woman that we both live together in the same house, she is a single mother of three kids (males), this woman has been very close to me and I tried to assist her with the little I have and I have been supporting her and her kids financially. She has been making life unbearable for me due to her attitude, she is not my wife, we are not dating and she want to take responsibility of everything.whenever I buy foodstuffs at home within the twinkle of an eyes everything will disappear and I wouldn't want to say anything or scold her.

I feel super irritated when someone take my things without my permission,like yuck! It irritates the hell out of me and I don't take it for granted.
When you noticed she stole your things,that needed immediate reprimanding,then you put her on a watch list,will she do it again?
She handled your Kitchen and she did that,so what was the probability she wouldn't do that in another Kitchen,a bigger one for that matter?
You weren't thinking sorry to say.
Just take heart, you've learnt from your own experience,you can't beat yourself forever over it.
You've lost your Job,cut ties with her and start finding other options,shikena.
Life is a lesson, you've just learnt from yourself.
It's part of life,Pele.

yemite100:
Good evening Nairalanders
There is this particular woman that we both live together in the same house, she is a single mother of three kids (males), this woman has been very
Last week,her kids spoilt my television set and I had to abandon it at the radionic workshop pending when I will get money to fix it
I feel so bad right now because this woman has just done more harm to my life, my good heart has finish me
This is a sad monent of my life and I don't know when it will take me to get another job in this hard time.

You see this guarantor thing
I don't use it to joke
I put sentiments aside and use my brain before guaranteeing someone else.
You did wrong by being really sentimental,ignoring things,not facing her actual personality.
Your bad.
All you do right now is to cut all ties with her abruptly,no need to drag matters.
Stop the communication but don't be enemies,just strictly cut it off.
And never ever sign guarantor form for people you're not practically sure of.

A friend wanted me using my business for a guarantee favour,like helllooo,my 6th sense told me, don't you dare, as much as I have a good heart, I endeavour to take my brain with me everywhere I go like MTN to avoid stories that touch.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram SOCIAL MEDIA brought more harm than good..


Girls of this generation they on competition with one another...


Instagram, Twitter, Facebook etc.. View there status or profile, High-tension go hold u for PREEK!


Abeg I no one talk 2much..


As u see me so... Anything way concern Marriage, I don comort my handicap inside...


Na to NACK ASHAWOO and come back house jeje..


Na ASHAWOO house I de since morning.. e get one ASHAWOO wey I de date now.. her name na Esther..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Please please please
And what are the values of the men of these day's?
So every woman out there is the problem and you don't find it puzzling that a "good man with the man pride and all" can't pick a good woman out of the thousands?
Maybe he is the problem
Lemme find somebody's trouble
Example @Abizz if he is a man

chariisGRACE:

In our mothers time, when THE WOMAN dressed covering their entire body, she was revered and longed-for by men because, men were curious to know/see how she was under the long gowns she wore, wrappers that went beyond her knee cap or long skirts with tops whose neckline was up to their collar bone, thereby giving no room for the cleavage to be exposed. She was respected because She was MYSTERY. Men did anything there is to get married to them - fighting their fellow men was no exception (you dare not fight your fellow man for a woman today).

No man could conclude or imagine what She will be like in the other room by mere looking at her.

With indecency as the norm in our society today, where morals degrade with time, while uncouthness is glorified and touted as being woke; our soon to be 'wives' in the quest for cheap fame and short term relevance on social media, now go all out to portray their already flabby breast which they achieved in their teens to the world. Do I need to say that Private parts are no longer private?

Married 'women' are not left out of this craze for cheap likes with a little touch of "beautiful ANGLE" in their comment section by some demented men who have lost their sense of pride.

These set of people have demystified THE WOMAN. They have melt the wax of marriage with the flame of indecency.

The modern day WOMAN is now a commodity where men pay to see what she looks like at a go. Men are no longer curious, because they have seen all there is.

What else would a man want to do with THE WOMAN except procreation?

With promiscuity on the rise, it will only get worse as no man would want to wife a promiscuous woman.

The Bible book of Isaiah 4 will come to pass soonest because, men have lost interest in marrying THE WOMAN.

Mystery births curiosity, curiosity births adventure.

The WOMAN that lived in our mother's time were MYSTERY.

The modern day WOMAN is not mysterious.

Selah.

nlfpmod seun lalasticlala

pansophist
caveadullam

What are your thoughts?

Abeg Les hear word
And the modern day man is left out in the reasons for the problem abi

Abizz wait I think this one was too long for me to take it all at once.

The name only appears on the major body of the post you are quoting. Doesn't appear on others, you aren't doing anything wrongly.

Yipppeeeee

Abizz:

Well, it's my flaw. I won't hide it, everyone complains.
Lol. This!!! I know where you are getting the hunch from. It's from one or two of the responses I gave to people here. I'll leave you to figure out sha.

Why do you want me getting puzzled over something that's not business related na,pity me abeg

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hut hurt ko, upstairs ni.
Pele!! I'm eternally bony and have catarrh plus actualisation of Biafra. What are you saying?

I don't want to believe people are always angry for no reason,na either you don't have love in your life or You're tensed up always.

It's not a big deal. I like ladies who could burn down all that I have laboured for within a second.
You are my type.

Don't worry it's my money, I can decide how I do it

Spot the sarcasm.
It's a good thing you'd be eating burnt beans tonight though. E dey sweet me for belle.

At least I'm making you feel sweet,that gives me Joy

I didn't say that.
I simply asked for a compensation, how did it turn to wanting to know you better?

I get to see your name on the account details,then my CIA instincts kicks in, I look you up on Google,get at least one information about you= I get to know you better

For a fact, I asked you questions you didn't want to answer because you assumed the entire universe is watching, I won't trouble you by asking for more. I know you won't answer. I know.

Let's just say just as you're naturally mean, just how I'm done of us are naturally untrusting in something's.

If I'm right,then I should be the one sending my account number

Abizz:

That's why I'm still single. Happy you are getting a clearer picture of me.
To not forget, I requested and still request for a well deserved compensation, teaching you this trick didn't come on a platter.
Should I drop my account details?

To a point I feel you might be a woman
Wait lemme use my psychic powers to read you

*Modified
I think you're a woman
With quite an amount of hurts in her heart
High possibility of being internally lonely
And might have an history of self actualisation