Abizz:

That's why I'm still single. Happy you are getting a clearer picture of me.
To not forget, I requested and still request for a well deserved compensation, teaching you this trick didn't come on a platter.
Should I drop my account details?

Just say you want to know me better
Yinmu

Abizzzz oooo
I don burn beans
See what talking to okunrin has caused ehnn
The kitchen is smoking
Oya see something to put in your list of "not good for marriage" :
Someone da can't concentrate enough to cook Dinner

Someone who can't handle something as simple as splitting a comment on Nairaland definitely can't handle marriage and its wahala.

Wait I'm not even done yet sef
Your name is not coming up in my first quote, I think I'm doing something wrong here

Abizz:



I'm not. Patience isn't my virtue. No apologies.

She said giving up...

We learn everyday till we die na
I don't expect to be flawless abeg
Ah shior
Patience isn't your virtue,you see that you're not ready yet?
Suru lere

Abizz:

Someone who can't handle something has simple as splitting a comment on Nairaland definitely can't handle marriage and its wahala.

Irony irony
Marriage has to do with management
This was a tool
I see no correlation in your analysis
Rather someone who can't be patient a enough to correct mistakes but want a pitch perfect is better off being single

Abizz:

After I had typed the longest post of my life.

With telling me you'd be running off if I don't get it
You're not patient
That hurts
Now my exuberance has waned

Abizz:


Lmao, You look so happy with this.

I deserve a token of appreciation, what are you offering me?

I just saw the full one of the instructions
You were already giving up on me

Abizz:
Deleted.

Wait I'm just seeing this
We haven't even started and you're already giving up on me
What kind of a man are you
Now I'm hurt

Who be omo igbo?

Now I'm getting to know you more

Abizz:


What kind of expensive joke is this?

One that gets me knowing you more my Darling
And again again �

I GOT IT AGAINNNNN
*dancing*

You are making your life public by simply saying your Mam is Igbo and Pa is from Niger republic? You mean you could be traced like that?

I'm open to my choices

Abizz:



You didn't quote me correctly still.
You aren't welcome.

Now I'm doing it correctly

I GOT ITTTTTTTTTTT

I think I know where the mistake is coming from.

Baaabaaa

Abizz:

I think I know where the mistake is coming from.
Don't quote this... Just like it, I will explain better by editing the other post.

I hope it works

Abizz:



It's simple.

It's simple

Once you have clicked on the "quote button" above. Copy the part of the comment you intend to split and paste it in between this "

Omo wase ri se

Abizz:

With your sharp mouth, I'd expect you to be so proud of your other half.
Anyways, I'm from Ondo state, both parents.
[Now I won't sleep till I get this thing]

Click on the quote button, see attached screenshot. Then insert whatever part of the comment you intend to split in it. You are welcome.
[/quote]

Abizz:

You are making your life public by simply saying your Mam is Igbo and Pa is from Niger republic? You mean you could be traced like that?

I'm open to my choices

You didn't quote me correctly still.
You aren't welcome.

Now you'll make me cry

Abizz:

Who be omo igbo?

What kind of expensive joke is this?

I'm still trying to get it

Abizz:

Who be omo igbo?
What kind of expensive joke is this?

Babe I dinnuh get it o

Abizz:

With your sharp mouth, I'd expect you to be so proud of your other half.
Anyways, I'm from Ondo state, both parents.

With your sharp mouth, I'd expect you to be so proud of your other half.
Anyways, I'm from Ondo state, both parents.

Click on the quote button, see attached screenshot. Then insert whatever part of the comment you intend to split in it. You are welcome.

See my Darling,he has already started teaching me stuff's
Thanks Hun

satandeterrible:
Abizz and Lucrativeness abi wetin, I won't tolerate such here.
You people should just go an fukkk. Mkey everybody rest.

All these up and down is not necessary.
I will report to the moderators if you people persist.

Yes, I be enemy of progress.

Oniranu oshi
You know if Abizz is a virgin,you want make I spoil him?
I no dey spoil Omo Igbo sef

Abizz:
Lol. Crazy, yeah!!


Lol. Okay, you like using the word "thoughtful and its variants" a lot. I noticed that in your comments easily.


See, glancing through a few of your posts, I could readily spot a couple things; either good or bad but the main thing is that whatever impression I draw from them is just plainly superficial. It's definitely not a true reflection of your actual reality so most times, I just don't judge people based on social media posts. I once had a friend from this forum who was always fighting and quarreling with men appearing like a sadistic and acerbic feminist but in reality she is a very sweet soul. Nairaland is a faceless forum and not a standard for judging people's actual personality.

Anyways, you said you are half Yoruba, where is your other half?

Abeg wait
How did you split the comments
Don't mind me I can be an olodo in something's

Abizz:
Lol. Crazy, yeah!!


Lol. Okay, you like using the word "thoughtful and its variants" a lot. I noticed that in your comments easily.


See, glancing through a few of your posts, I could readily spot a couple things; either good or bad but the main thing is that whatever impression I draw from them is just plainly superficial. It's definitely not a true reflection of your actual reality so most times, I just don't judge people based on social media posts. I once had a friend from this forum who was always fighting and quarreling with men appearing like a sadistic and acerbic feminist but in reality she is a very sweet soul. Nairaland is a faceless forum and not a standard for judging people's actual personality.

---

which means you should fear me
Fear me

Anyways, you said you are half Yoruba, where is your other half?

My other half is a minority group gentle snakes

Morningblues:
So I recently received my salary and I gave my dad some money from inside (dash him) so today he called me and ask me to borrow him 60k Naira that he want to use to for something urgent, that he will give me the money by November. He usually borrow money from me like 5k,10k,20k he doesn’t pay and I forget about it, I normally don’t drag him.. I don’t know whether to borrow him this 60k, what if he doesn’t pay back! He is retired and I’m a student, he normally collect salary from retirement and he was the one who gave me the job I’m currently doing now….borrowing him is not the problem. What if he doesn’t pay back?? I earn 40k monthly but I haven’t received salary from 3month so the pay was 120k this month that just pass, he knows when they pay me and the amount they me. I’m confused…

My Dear
Split that money into 3
Tell him you have either 15k or 20k to borrow.
So just in case he flops,it won't pain you too much.

Abizz:

Nah, never. It's a total turn off honestly.
I'm not saying I'm the most upright of guys nor one deeply rooted in morality and all but for real, it seems quite distasteful when people flirt for whatever reason especially when it's openly. Doesn't matter when it's coming from couples but coming from some other persons? It's a No No.

By the way, You seem like one of them "defenders" of the female gender tho. Not necessarily feminist tho, defender.

I love that it's a turn off for you, makes it more intriguing to me cause of the irony of it
I'm a very thoughtful person and I come in when I feel there's a congregation of thoughtless people giving unreasonable validations.

Abizz:

I just explained the rationale behind it.
I'm liking both the ones that appear flirty and vulgar.
She said She flirts at will. Yucky.
Where is the vomit emoji when you need it?

Yinmu
Just talk,do you want me to flirt with you

Abizz:

Now you're liking the one you're not even supposed to like
CHEATTTT

Abizz:

You won't even let me do my CID work in peace.
Your conscience is already biting you.
Well, I actually didn't even follow my own suggestion. "Like" was supposed to be implanted on comments with vulgarism but i ended up liking posts that appeared to me like you were flirting with someone while I shared posts with vulgarism.
By the way, forget the intent behind the outpouring of emotions, as far as it's insulting then I will like it. It doesn't matter if you were insulted first .
Capeesh?

Stop
You're cheating
And don't worry I flirt at will
I wasn't insulted first,it wasn't even an insult,that was a national story, I was empathetic,but you know you're cheating.

This Abizz is a cheat,coman be going

Abizz:

All I saw were ads upon ads. I'll definitely put that tip to use to have an idea of your person though. I promise to implant "like" on whatever post I see that contains vulgarism.

Hahahaha.
First of, I haven't got my life where I want it to be yet and I'm sure to not be part of that vapid mindset when I finally do. I could be vulgar and harsh but did you see any misogynistic post in all of my comments? Do I give off woman-hating impressions? That's not me.

I'm single because I am as difficult AF and I actually have a very unrealistic taste which I haven't really come across while I'm quite tribe specific as well. So if I met a "typical 100%" who isn't Yoruba today then I'm gone-gone.

Do you speak Yoruba? I could only hope you got the rationale behind this question.

Abizz you're cheating
That was an intellectual argument on a friendly tone between Needanswer and I
He calls me is it smart pants and I also gave him a nickname
So Goan unlike

Cheat
For God's sake the animal guy was justifying a prostitute being killed,that is inhumane, so it was okay to classify as an animal

And that was a story that hit Home
Fatima isn't a prostitute,he was stereotyping her,she attends NOUN,was going for an exam,just stop, I carried that story with the pain of what happened, I'm surprised I didn't call him a bastard or someone more

Abizz:

All I saw were ads upon ads. I'll definitely put that tip to use to have an idea of your person though. I promise to implant "like" on whatever post I see that contains vulgarism.

Hahahaha.
First of, I haven't got my life where I want it to be yet and I'm sure to not be part of that vapid mindset when I finally do. I could be vulgar and harsh but did you see any misogynistic post in all of my comments? Do I give off woman-hating impressions? That's not me.

I'm single because I am as difficult AF and I actually have a very unrealistic taste which I haven't really come across while I'm quite tribe specific as well. So if I met a "typical 100%" who isn't Yoruba today then I'm gone-gone.

Do you speak Yoruba? I could only hope you got the rationale behind this question.

No not woman hating
These set of men see everything as a property that can be acquired at will with no sense of attachment.
You won't see anything to like don't worry, I'm a sharer of peace
Proudly Yoruba even though not fully.
I get your drift.
You're not difficult,the word might just be thoughtful

Abizz:

Yeah... I'm actually vulgar and harsh not even just a little. That's what I have learnt from nairaland.
Cool I got your attention as well.
I'll try and go through your posts too.
Modified.
I'm definitely not skimming through your over 1000 postsposts, tok tok.

Don't worry,you can't find vulgarism there
Tip
Easiest way to skim through is to go through the first one,middle and last page.
A leopard never changes its spots.
So why are you still single?
Are you one of the "I've got my life where I want it,all women can be bought,so I don't need to stick to one" most stable men in their 30's are like that.

Godsofsoccer:

I thought he said the man is 18 years older than him?
Na so una dey fail exams.

Don't worry
I achieved my aim, I got his attention

Abizz:

Please go and read the post all again.

I went through your posts
You're a little bit vulgar
I'd have toasted you