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Romance / Re: I Feel Led On And I Don't Know What To Do by Lucrativress(f): 5:29pm On Nov 10, 2022
RealTrump:


See d plenty thing u r typing when u can just ask her to "woman up" n ask d boy out.

Boys r becoming females n now lack d old skill of walking up to a woman cos of internet. E go choke all of una, I dey here dey observe grin
She'll be wasting her time asking a player out
He looks like a player
Better for her to douse the feelings
His type wastes women's time

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Agriculture / Re: Let's Start Saying The Truth About Snail's by Lucrativress(f): 1:20pm On Nov 10, 2022
dezo:

YES oh
cheesy
Check your reply
Romance / Re: I Feel Led On And I Don't Know What To Do by Lucrativress(f): 1:18pm On Nov 10, 2022
olisaEze:


Chai! You don knock guyman job! grin grin

We learnt the hard way
I'd rather be the flirt grin

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Romance / Re: I Feel Led On And I Don't Know What To Do by Lucrativress(f): 1:09pm On Nov 10, 2022
Shybeauty:
Hmmm! I feel like ranting. So, there is this guy who has been giving me attention since the beginning of this year. This attention is so glaring to everyone in my department that most of the girls are beefing me. Whenever he sees me in the department, he moves into close proximity to me without talking to me. He stares at me when I'm standing afar. He makes me feel special in the department.

Sometimes, when i catch his eyes, he smiles discretely at me. Now, it's november and he's still not saying anything. I don't know what to do because earlier in the year, I didn't have much feeling for him. But now, I feel I have something for him. There is another girl in the department that is obviously trying to get him, but he doesn't give her attention but gives me attention. I am tired. I don't know what to do? I can't ask him out, that's out of it. I wouldn't.

If you've been in this situation before, how did you handle it? Please help me as I'm on the brink of asking him so i don't continue wasting my time?
He's got you already and there's a good chance he is not a serious person.
Whoever goes that way making you like him without putting concrete actions to it just wants to play you and have you at his beckon.

Let me tell you how it'll go
Out of the blues, he'll later walk up to you and still pretend like you mean soo much, you fall, start loving up and he wouldn't even tell you he loves you but you love him already.

Could push for sex, if you agree, you'd love him even more and then he's got your heart all in his hands.

You'd have multiple heart breaks, try winning him over when he's just been an unserious player trying to make you feel special.

So two can play the game.
When next you catch him smiling, exchange a bland smile.
Or flirt, feel free, loosen up and flirt with him openly.
Yup!
It's probably the next thing he'd do.
Do it.
So you start reducing those emotions already building inside you.

Don't wait for him to walk up to you or you might just loose your heart to him.

Guy will play you real good and you'll be crying very soon.

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Agriculture / Re: Let's Start Saying The Truth About Snail's by Lucrativress(f): 1:00pm On Nov 10, 2022
dezo:

YES oh
Better
I've got a very kind heart that takes consulted projects like my own, so I ensure seeing to success, opens me to being exploited at times.

So with that fact I've increased my fee's, insurance on emotional damages factored in.
Agriculture / Re: Let's Start Saying The Truth About Snail's by Lucrativress(f): 12:56pm On Nov 10, 2022
dezo:
Ah abeg na Business oh,snail business o be precise
Exactly
So you'll be paying money
Family / Re: My Dad And I Aren't In Good Terms by Lucrativress(f): 12:55pm On Nov 10, 2022
Zonefree:
After beating your "3-year-old" niece, your dad tried to correct you by using same stick you used on the little girl, you pushed him thereby brushing his ego.

A girl under the tutelage of her parents pushing her father and still got the nerves to ask if she should forgive the innocent man undecided

I'm even sure you fought him that day and you expect him to continue training you undecided. He's even benevolent to give you 50K for your school fees. You should be grateful
It remains for you to open your own Court abi
Mr Judge...
Family / Re: My Dad And I Aren't In Good Terms by Lucrativress(f): 12:54pm On Nov 10, 2022
Pierocash:
Without digging too far,I discovered you are the kind of girl that disrespects your dad,and fight proxy wars for your mother

You have to humble yourself,and go apologize genuinely. Why will you reject the money in the first place? That is rude
Nawa for you
Agriculture / Re: Let's Start Saying The Truth About Snail's by Lucrativress(f): 12:51pm On Nov 10, 2022
dezo:

LOL you don't even know what I want to discuss but YES.
Oh seems it's not business cause if it's business then I'm only interested in the money grin

Since it's not business,no need taking it further, I can toast you here cheesy
Health / Re: HIV Patient Confesses To Mixing Her Blood With Zobo To Sell To The Public (Video by Lucrativress(f): 12:46pm On Nov 10, 2022
They have to trace her and jail her, she is not remorseful at all
Family / Re: What Happens To The Babies Born In Baby Factories by Lucrativress(f): 12:26pm On Nov 10, 2022
Mynd44:
They are sold to families who can't have babies for one reason or another. Or unsuspecting women under the guise of Ectopic pregnancy

In the second case, a woman who has had issues with conceiving goes to them, they inject her with meds that will cause accumulation of fluid in her belly then warn her not to do scan as the pregnancy is ectopic.

After nine months, they drug the mother up and present a baby from the factory as the baby she delivered.
Wow...
Agriculture / Re: Let's Start Saying The Truth About Snail's by Lucrativress(f): 12:20pm On Nov 10, 2022
JOACHINpedro:

Two years later...
I'm a better Teacher
More experience
Let's call it a good suspense
I actually want to stop the teachings though and keep it all to myself.

If you're still interested?
Let's have a good climax

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Education / Re: At 24 I Still Reason Like Teenagers. by Lucrativress(f): 12:10pm On Nov 10, 2022
brightmorningst:
I don't know whether it's due to the fact I'm an introvert or maybe because I have lost connection with most of my secondary school friends.. to me I feel I'm just normal but people always tell me I don't act mature.. something happened today where I work,I have a colleague who is 17 years old, he somehow has a huge stature you will think he is around 22, somehow I became friend with this guy, not until today we had a discussion that made him ask for my age,I said 24 he was surprised and said wow. I said do I really look that young, he says not really "but the way I behave".

He pain me, but I just comot eye.

I also noticed I crush on secondary school girls sometimes,I will feel as if we are age mates, I even feel as if I'm age mates with the lil boys still in ss3 at time.
And I believe this is due to the fact I couldn't secure admission since I finished secondary school in 2016,I just got admission this year but I've lost interest already cuz most of my mates are done with school. And I still thought to myself today that if I go to school now,I will start mingling with underage and my mind will be growing at the same pace with them.

I'm not happy at all.

I need your advice please.


pardon my grammatical errors.
It's 4 years man
4 years you spend in the University
And when you come out you continue with your life, if you had gained admission since 2016, 2 years ago you'd have continued with your life just as you are now.
Stop seeing the School as an excuse and start working on yourself.

I get you could feel inferior but start wearing your age as a cloak, summon a bit of pride so no matter the indulgence you have with younger one's, there's still a good amount of respect.
I can be a 30 year old illiterate with a small figure and still demand respect without voicing it.

It's the way you carry yourself
Pick your word's, avoid trading too much words with younger ones that can stop respecting you.

You can still be playful a lot but still have limits.

Power guy, power up your mind.
Then start making friends with elderly people too
Go for elderly men in their 40's, 50's

Thank me later.

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Agriculture / Re: Let's Start Saying The Truth About Snail's by Lucrativress(f): 11:54am On Nov 10, 2022
JOACHINpedro:

I understand but could you tell me the best containment for my snail farming
I'm just seeing this sef
Your budget o
Your budget determines your best containment
For me
I look out for containments that can ease stress off me.
And it comes with its quote.
Containment is basically anyway to keep them from running
How you go about it depends hoogely on your budget
Agriculture / Re: Let's Start Saying The Truth About Snail's by Lucrativress(f): 11:51am On Nov 10, 2022
dezo:


Hello there,are you still into snails and can I have your contact?
My bill is high o
If you don't mind
Type yes and we can move forward
Business / Re: Should I Build A House Or Start A Business With 15m I Saved.? by Lucrativress(f): 9:37pm On Nov 09, 2022
Hopemanfx:
am really confused of what to do with N15m i saved from my online freelancing/upwork and software programming.. am 37yrs still single! am not planning to get married now. should i build a house for myself or i should start a business? I need youR advice! plz, dont DM me because i wont reply u.
Chill
Don't build yet
Buy a land in a good area
Ensure to know the future
Then start looking out for businesses you can be interested in
Use like #300k-#500k to test run.
The land in a good area is for your money not to sit docile in the Bank while you test run.
Put in mind that you'll be giving yourself like 2 year's to know the nitty gritty of the business.

When the time for expansion comes,you can sell part of your land to expand.

Then use part of the money to get insurance.
Get all the necessary documents for the Land
You could use about #10m to get good valuable land, do your research well to know best locations to invest in.
Don't go inside bush with the blind promise of "unknown future".

Keep like #2m in a Savings Bank account, don't collect ATM
This will be adding Tintini interest on it and easily liquidated.

Do these sha
You'll be fine
If you sha enter into any business with the mindset of "within few month's I'll blow, you'll turn to bomb and blow your money"

Take Baby steps, it is easier to loose money than to earn.

Engage business people with good track records for consultation, it's not all about popularity, look out for honesty and integrity.

Business tips
"Look into production or trading"

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Family / Re: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by Lucrativress(f): 10:45am On Nov 07, 2022
Ihatebuhariwith:
your own wickedness pass mine o..
Tuale
lipsrsealed
Family / Re: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by Lucrativress(f): 10:29am On Nov 07, 2022
Old days
My siblings and I ganged up to deal with visitors we didn't like.
They'll add sand to his foods
When he's sleeping
Get pepper and Rub
Put mentol and atagungun in his body cream.
And whenever they ask who, they all cry and say they don't know.
They should be sure no girl is ever left alone in the House.
Get sharp nails and small ones put under his Slippers.
If they're a bit handy make traps with pins for him

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Family / Re: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by Lucrativress(f): 10:22am On Nov 07, 2022
MelesZanawi:
This guy will kill his cousin.
He shouldn't
He should buy blades for his sister's or that cutter.
For each of them
And give them the confidence they need to strike the bastard whenever they sense him molesting them.
Then he has to teach them to disrespect the guy right now
Let them call him by name
Tell him is he mad
He has to teach them to be manipulative and form a strong gang so when he's not there he knows he has an impenetrable Army.
Teach the girls to watch out for each other.

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Family / Re: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by Lucrativress(f): 10:20am On Nov 07, 2022
alibiz:

I will advice you don't take laws into your hands but report the incidents to you father family members or to the imam of your mosque, he will handle it according to your faith.
For this type of thing
Immediate rebuff is better
Give the guy wipes with Wire
Like wtf! Immediate kind of thing
Then slap your sisters for not biting him and tearing his skin
He needs to make them understand the velocity of what he is doing
He screams at them and tell them, he is destroying your future, he wants you to kill yourself when you grow up!
That thing can mess up their esteem.
He should be a Lion and secure his damn pride before reporting to any Imam.
Family / Re: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by Lucrativress(f): 10:04am On Nov 07, 2022
Naijatask:


Thank you for your advice.

I just realized I've been a coward and sissy my whole life.
Please talk to that your 8 year old Sister
Ask her questions
Tell your other sister to check her private parts
Don't make those girls scarred for life
Inflict serious injury on that animal.
Talk to your sisters and tell them to cut him with blade or sharp things when he does funny.
Tell them to scream
Don't take this likely
5 girls ahhh
Abegg ooo, talk to all of them
Ask them if he has not penetrated them
Tell them to all gang up and hurt him soo soo bad
While feigning innocence
Better teach them how to be mean and evil to him, please talk to that innocent 8 year old
Behave like a Big Brother
Big Brother's protects their sister's,not to talk about situations like this, that Animal would have gotten a life mark on his dvck.
Then you call your sisters out in front of him, take better Cain and ask them wassup right in front of him, do like you're raving mad, each time he's molested them attracts 3 strokes, get pepper.
Flog the Bastard, push your Mummy away, scream at your Daddy.
How the hell are you a weakling.
The way I protect my younger Sister, she calls me Mummy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Lucrativress(f): 1:12pm On Oct 31, 2022
Clearance sale
Sumec Firman 2.5kva
*Story story*
#77,000
Working perfectly

Text me on Whatsapp

*Modified
Got swapped
No longer available

Pets / Re: How Can I Stop My Cat From Begging For Food? by Lucrativress(f): 9:40pm On Oct 25, 2022
Samantha123:
Cat lovers in the house, I need your advise.

I have a cat that I buy cat food for, but this same cat doesn't seems to be content with only its food anymore and would eventually come to me with a big visible full stomach and still beg for food from me whenever I eat.

It wasn't like this before and it only started recently.

I don't believe in beating up domestic animals, especially cats, but I sometimes find myself fighting over a plate of food with this cat and whenever I try to shout at it, most of the time it would meow back at me instead of being frightened.

I'm worried that one day it's gonna display these same manners towards visitors when I offer them food and I know how a lot of black Africans hate cats and can't stand them.

What can I do to make it stop begging for food whenever I eat?
This is soo sweet and hilarious
Does it hate bitter things?
If yes
Get bitter leaf
Aloe Vera is also bitter grin
And bitter drugs that are not bad for it
Whenever it begs,add one the two, grind well to smooth and add to a very little portion. grin
Continue like that till it understands begging means bitter.
I believe this will help.

I'm an animal lover
Had these animals that always jumped whenever I was doing a particular thing cause they want to eat it.
So one day I did a whole lot of that thing, a whole lot and gave it to them grin
They ate ate ate till they could not eat again.
They started running away from it
Till today they still run away from it grin grin
Ajemo grin

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Family / Re: Help: My Husband Is Now Heartless And Doesn't Want Me To Grow by Lucrativress(f): 8:10pm On Oct 25, 2022
If this is true p
Then you'll just have to give him space, separate from him, take care of yourself and kids, and tell yourself you're beautiful, smile and smile
When you see him next, smile happily, over the phone, talk to him calmly, ask after his welfare.
But make no plans of going back.
Most men don't like to know you're fairing much better than they ever expected.
Continue like that
Post on your status, post reading for your Jamb.
Wear lovely dresses and post.
Pepper him ooo grin
Call him once a week to ask after his welfare, cut on time.
Feel unbothered but always be cheerful and of good courage.
If it seems like he's coming back to his senses, ehn ehn, lay down rules.
Education is of the mind, beyond certificate, educate your mind.
Make him earn that respect for you.
Be the one with the Power cause you want him but you don't need him.
Family / Re: Clearance Sale At Surulere by Lucrativress(f): 5:17pm On Oct 24, 2022
[quote author=missbae post=117742501][/quote]
Sorry for the late response
I'm looking for a Sumec Firman
Crime / Re: Professor And Family Beat And Strip 20-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by Lucrativress(f): 6:48am On Oct 24, 2022
merits:

Mumu read and understand the story first, you folly and nut at the same time.
I don't even understand you, it be like giberigkgfjfdjddjfjffjfkfksss
Crime / Re: Professor And Family Beat And Strip 20-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by Lucrativress(f): 6:46am On Oct 24, 2022
HIbreed:
harl0+, keep on cuming on my mention.
tongue Priest Well-done
Crime / Re: Professor And Family Beat And Strip 20-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by Lucrativress(f): 1:46pm On Oct 23, 2022
merits:

Shut up! Read very well and understand the story line before jumping into conclusion,the victim organized her friends to beat, torment and force her to delete her boyfriend number in her phone (i.e the lecturer's daughter) and she video her assault.In reprisal is when the lecturer's daughter organized her family including her father to treat the victim Bleep up,the way she did to her.That is why I said the lecturer's family did a very big mistake to take law into their hand, they should have just reports her to police with her own video she made when tormenting the man's daughter.Never judge case with sympathy,here from both sides before jumping into nut conclusion,the victim also have a case to answer in the court of law she's neither free.




I repeat I don't pity her for once.
Happy Sunday
I'm too tired to respond
Have a lovely day
Crime / Re: Professor And Family Beat And Strip 20-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by Lucrativress(f): 12:15am On Oct 23, 2022
Yusufisraelj:


You get the point now, that's why I said they acted emotionally, 100 frog jump is more than enough, she won't walk for two days.
How are you my friend?
Crime / Re: Professor And Family Beat And Strip 20-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by Lucrativress(f): 12:05am On Oct 23, 2022
Yusufisraelj:


Lols, if any person mess up with my child I'll treat the fvck up within the ambit of the law no doubt.

If you know the level of 'rape' some of these foreigners engage in in our economy you'll weep. Well that's a talk for another time. They're worst off.
Imagine that they made that girl do Frog Jump 100 in retaliation
With those freaking annoying punishments back then in School.
Those types that will tell on your body for days.
Make her sweep the entire compound
Wash clothes
Make her make beds, like the one for Tomatoes.
Anything strenuous but this.
That's some mental damage right there
The trauma lasan ah..
Crime / Re: Professor And Family Beat And Strip 20-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by Lucrativress(f): 12:01am On Oct 23, 2022
Yusufisraelj:


Lols, if any person mess up with my child I'll treat the fvck up within the ambit of the law no doubt.

If you know the level of 'rape' some of these foreigners engage in in our economy you'll weep. Well that's a talk for another time. They're worst off.
Yh
Just as we do to each other

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