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Romance / Re: What Should Good Girls Learn From "Bad Girls"? by Lucrativress(f): 7:26pm On Dec 01, 2022
DonroxyII:
grin ... Lol I just dey lmao ... u dey craze olohun grin grin

Ahhhh
Mi o ni craze loruko Jesu ooooo shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: What Should Good Girls Learn From "Bad Girls"? by Lucrativress(f): 7:07pm On Dec 01, 2022
DonroxyII:
Father doesn't mean Biological Father na

Na so dem lie for us when we be pikin say God dey inside sky and till tomorrow sky na just Space
Iss you da know ooo

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Romance / Re: What Should Good Girls Learn From "Bad Girls"? by Lucrativress(f): 10:16pm On Nov 30, 2022
DonroxyII:
Such is Life Bro, Till we all Meet the Maker cheesy ...

But who told una say the Maker na "Himself" ..

Moral Uprightness and Moral decadence is the problem of Human Race!
Jesus said God is His "Father" (He) not "Mother"

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Romance / Re: What Should Good Girls Learn From "Bad Girls"? by Lucrativress(f): 2:14pm On Nov 30, 2022
DonroxyII:
Aswear dem too use Morality tightened alot of People up and it would really need a bad guy to loosen Up some girls...

The problem is many good girls are dying inside with Depressions especially when Mr Good guy is not forthcoming and she can't settle for less nor have cruise Sex !!

Bad time for Higher Morally Inclined People ...
And is this good? Ehn?
Most guys of nowadays are morally decayed, plus young o plus old oo
Don't worry
We're now going divine..
Sexy vibes with godly cries.
When we meet the Maker Himself while still being good and hot, He will drag the befitting men from their Dens for us.

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Food / Re: Read This Before You Buy Any Redmi Or Xiaomi Phone by Lucrativress(f): 2:15pm On Nov 24, 2022
peretesi:
Redmi and Xiaomi phones are built with inferior materials and chips which make the phone prone to deadboot problems, software issues and hardware issues too....they have fine outlooks and decent camera but the total is an inferior brand sold at a very expensive price!


Don't say you weren't warned oh..... Avoid their products at all cost unless you would be setting yourself up for future problems.
I disagree
The brand of Redmi could make a difference...
Using Redmi seems to be one decision I've come to love a lot.
The only issue I'd say is a brighter shade in picture color, which is only an issue cause I'm not a filter person..
Romance / Re: My Boss' Fiancee Is Making Advances At Me by Lucrativress(f): 11:46am On Nov 24, 2022
BigCowHornn:



Oh how d8d I do that
You didn't reply my mentions cry

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Travel / Re: Lonely Part Of Canada No One Bothers To Tell by Lucrativress(f): 10:17am On Nov 24, 2022
monex:


elitism is your bane

you would never have survived in most developed societies
I do not know him but don't be quick to conclude
His profile seems similar to a distant acquaintance who "made it happen to himself"

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Travel / Re: Lonely Part Of Canada No One Bothers To Tell by Lucrativress(f): 10:14am On Nov 24, 2022
Bksense:



Hmm you know a lot about me. Have we met before?
Who are you
Who are you?
Lone ranger
Owo meji fenikansoso
Twale Baba!
100% Savagery
Se kin kawo sile?
The mental control in not going vulgar has made you earn my respect

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Romance / Re: My Boss' Fiancee Is Making Advances At Me by Lucrativress(f): 10:15pm On Nov 23, 2022
BigCowHornn:



I said exactly the same thing.

If Oga catch am with madam he is finished.
If he no gree for madam he is finished. grin

Had the experence too
Why have you decided to break my heart before even getting to know me cry embarassed
Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Lucrativress(f): 10:22am On Nov 23, 2022
Op will appreciate his stature when he gets old
I saw this man's physique from the back and admired his smart posture, only for me to get to the front to see he is well into his 70's, unbelievable!
His back looked 27
He wore slim Trousers, a recent fashioned shirt, with a nice Cap.
Man was so upright with enigmatic strides..

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Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Lucrativress(f): 10:17am On Nov 23, 2022
Bigfish121:
Me wey dey weigh 89kg and I never reach 30.na wa wetin you dey eat?Some girls na mumu,na do them go loose better person go begin follow who go dey beat them.Abeg try not to send the girl money again.infact block and delete her.E get one girl wey b woh do me this kind thing,I tell am say I like her but she say she nor like me.omo 2 seconds I nor send her papa again. Na she go dey use her hand write me.
89kg keee
Coman gimme small pounds
It be like say some of us have super powers..
We can eat the whole world and still stay the same...

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Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Lucrativress(f): 10:11am On Nov 23, 2022
BigYash:
Its not because of your stature ,its because you don't have sense, that's why they don't wanna date you. Sending a girl 200k to date you.haba. You be big mumu,no apology ..

What you have to do first,its to swallow sense pill,and watch how the ladies will be crushing on you,begging to talk to you..

Now ,start from that useless precious. Most Toto called precious are mostly ungrateful element in friendship and relationships. I'm talking from experience..

Now tell that useless precious to send the money back,since she don even use her dirty mouth talk am..
Use the money to buy beans,custard and milk. You no go even spend reach 50k inside the 200k to get the things I listed.. No forget fill gas full ,cux you will need the gas too.. If you don collect the money from the useless precious, and buy the things,let me know. I go tell u what to do with it.So that you go gain more flesh and look fresh..
Do you have a remedy?
For real?
I'd love to gift it to someone having issues with weight gain for real ..

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Romance / Re: Good Morning, Advice Needed. by Lucrativress(f): 9:48am On Nov 23, 2022
Angiewhite:
Good morning everyone ! Pls I have an issue bothering me and I haven’t slept for days, I need advice please. I’m a 30yrs old lady who is dating a guy of happening?.
Please better leave him alone o
You've not found your Husband yet, you're just wasting your time and emotions with this Big Baby sham...
That's uttermost disrespect na
I know it is your age that's making you consider this, please you're 30 but this Baby is not yours, this is like you signing up for life and eternity of tears...
If you end up marrying him, just know your tears has not even started, all these ones is still press up ..
He'll never be ready, his type become fools at 40.
Set of stupid people also grew old...
Let him marry his Mummy, they should try doing IVF

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Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 8:53pm On Nov 22, 2022
Peledonomy:


Abeg tell me. I'm all ears
First question
Do you get a lot of that on a regular?
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 8:52pm On Nov 22, 2022
Dshocker:


And you are proud of your lifestyle?

Oga better come out from that bush you are living and better your life.

Next year, na bush meat you go take pay house rent.

Small small boys for island dey push cars of N500m, you dey there deu complain of 1k fish
What sort of talk is this?
Be calming down o
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 8:51pm On Nov 22, 2022
Peledonomy:


Yes, but anywhere you have stones, plantain suckers, or where perishable food stuffs are dumped
No
I'm talking about buying the Trap
Can I get it to buy just anywhere?
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 6:35pm On Nov 22, 2022
Peledonomy:
My yester night catch.
Using it to prepare porridge plantain.
Where are you located?
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 6:34pm On Nov 22, 2022
headbasher96:
madam i no get clitocurrency account thats why
Pele
When you have a better reply, let me know...
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 6:33pm On Nov 22, 2022
Peledonomy:
My yester night catch.
Using it to prepare porridge plantain.
I can tell you how you can capitalise on this
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 6:32pm On Nov 22, 2022
Peledonomy:


The first step is to buy a trap
Can I get this just anywhere?
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 5:13pm On Nov 22, 2022
headbasher96:
for maximum effect parboil and fry it after that u arrange any spice of your choice but most important always dry the meat dont allow it to stay inside stew
For crying out loud CATS CAT'SSSS
WHY CATSS
WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO COOK CAT'S
WHY WHY
BROTHER WHY??

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Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 5:12pm On Nov 22, 2022
iamyungkhalifa:
believe me you ain't going to hospital after eating it you will even prepare some for another day,
to God who made me I still added it to the tomato of the meal I just finish eating


You've got quite good persuading skills...
Don't make it waste..
The crudeness of it buys the listener..
You should capitalise on it
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 3:33pm On Nov 22, 2022
iamyungkhalifa:
yes it's free naw by nature , na pawpaw seed but you go first rinse and dry am well before grinding
Any other benefits apart from pepper?
I'll give this a try someday
If I'll have to pay Hospital bills afterwards, I'm coming to collect it from you
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 3:23pm On Nov 22, 2022
iamyungkhalifa:
yes it's call black pepper

But they do not sell it
Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 3:01pm On Nov 22, 2022
iamyungkhalifa:
another tips here ooo na this one I dey use if I no get pepper for house,
anytime I eat pawpaw I no dey pour those seed whey look like goat shit away, pack them inside basket and watch them, then dry them in the sun for like 2days , gbam your don get pepper for your food be that oo
just dey carry am grind remain , he good like con get fruit flavour
Wonders!

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Romance / Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Lucrativress(f): 3:00pm On Nov 22, 2022
Peledonomy:
Hi guys, so I'm a writer (or at least I like to call my self one). But if I'm to be honest, I have not yet made anything tangible from writing. I'm still hunting for gigs here and there. Still hoping to land my first client

Around 3 months ago after I broke up with my gf, I moved out of the apartment which we shared and rented another one for myself. I used all the cash I had, and believe me when I say I was left with no dime to even paint the house or get some basic necessities.

I knew it was gonna be a tough journey, but in case you haven't noticed, I like to think of myself as tougher guy.

My landlord lives beside me, he has no job. Only depends on the rental income from the property he inherited from his late mother. His baby mama and younger brothers have a penchant for always making him broke. (he is their money machine)

I noticed the guy rarely complains about how hard the economy is, so I decided to study him very close so as to adopt a few of his survival ideas.

My landlord hunts for snail, he hardly buys meat of fish. He also has a trap which fetches him Bush meat at intervals. The man dey chop protein on a steady. He also breeds a few local chickens, some broilers, and some layers. Altogether about 9 birds.


He has a garden that provides various leaves and vegetables.
He only spends money on rice beans, garri, etc.

To cut the long story short, since I moved in here, na only snail and Bush meat I dey chop. I never taste beef or fish.

Na my survival tips be that o. I see one thread wey person buy 1 fish for over 1k, Mehn I ain't got such cash o.

If u get small Bush close to u, just buy a trap and start harvesting free meat.

But if u can afford the lifestyle, please pay no heed to my ramblings.

Also if u get any tip wey fit help me, abeg share.
Please how can I catch Bush Meats also?
Romance / Re: My Mother Is Against Me Having A Girlfriend At 29yr by Lucrativress(f): 2:51pm On Nov 22, 2022
victooman:
so l finish my Nysc service last year,,met the girl of my dream during the service year, we both live in Abuja although separately because she stays with her sister, we both have a business separately we are managing that gives us a minimum of 4-5k on daily basis,, l have told my mother about my girlfriend and try to make her understand how much l love this girl ,
on Sunday we went to chicken republic eat something of 5k which my girlfriend even contributed 2k to it, she posted the picture on Facebook and tag me, my younger brother saw it and show my mother ,, yesterday my mother called me and was talking to me like toddler,,
she claim that any young man who want to succeed should not put a woman first,that l should make money and attend to family problem first before focusing on a woman,,l ask her: is a man of 29yrs too small to have a girlfriend? l told her :" l barely finish Nysc service last year,, instead of sitting down doing nothing ,l have started a business and l am sending small small money to u and my siblings, if l ditch having any girlfriend at 29yrs and focus on family problems that means l wont get married, and l also inform her that am not living with my girlfriend as she is insunating that girl takes care of 90 percent of her problems,, those were the answers l gave when she cut off the call,, please nairalanders how can l handle my mother and still maintain my relationship.
Don't mind your Mummy jor
Some of us take life too serious and let go of people we should keep.
And tomorrow will come and the next till years roll by, we get to see them still being in our lives wasn't going to slow anything down...
We just overreacted to life...
If you love her, you see she's resourceful, then why won't you rather start building up a future with her?
We go faster most times as a team..

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Family / Re: What Are Your Plans For The Forthcoming Christmas by Lucrativress(f): 4:55pm On Nov 21, 2022
irunoko:
The year is speedily coming to an end and while Politicians are desperately working on 2023, religious leaders are also working on new end of the year prophecies/slogans.e.g it's my time to shine,my case is different,my year of Exploits and also the societally famous cross over night to go and collect stickers, calendars,prayers etc.

similarly, it's an opportunity for family/extended families to wine and dine with each other and all of that.unfortunately I remembered how boring our street was like many others in Nigeria and people were carrying depressing and gloomy faces.no street carnivals or energetic community youths around.However,those who could go to church did and those who couldn't were indoors with family members.everywhere was Sha dull for obvious reasons.

Anyway irrespective of your present financial state, what are your plans for Christmas? Well let me start first.i plan watching movies at home, sleep, repeat cycle,maybe go to the cinemas to see a movie just to go out and above all thank God at home for a merry Christmas and a prosperous new year.so what are yours? smiley
Have more Animals
Romance / Re: What Should Good Girls Learn From "Bad Girls"? by Lucrativress(f): 11:17pm On Nov 17, 2022
Sanmel:
Noted with thanks..
You welcome kiss
And for the Doctor, next time tell him artificial insemination for fertility check
Shey he think say he wise ni grin
Romance / Re: What Should Good Girls Learn From "Bad Girls"? by Lucrativress(f): 11:16pm On Nov 17, 2022
culf:



Most of them are not even relationship minded but(they are usually focus) are open to it when a lady stick by and that is when the bad girls have an advantage
Stick by mostly with sex
I gerrit grin

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