SonofGod231:

We got to the place and she wanted cocktail and i went for a tot of vodka.We were just gisting and She became all cozy and told me how she helped her ex travel abroad only for the guy to abandon her. I sha told her I had no one serious and the gist was flowing when she asked me "from here where am I taking her to again" ?! I was even trying to construct what to say when she said "your house"?!
And I was like if it's okay with you.
We didn't go there again and just avoided that part until we wanted to leave and she asked me where I was taking her to I said "my place na". she said on one condition that I would drop her off that night, that she wasn't spending the night.she just wanted to know my place.

So what happened next?

hopexter:


Well, you can move out to another country if can’t bear the inflation. Simple

Another brainless forger

georgeakins:


GEJ is Ijaw.
Ibos hijacked his government due to his weakness and messed it up.

List 12 Igbos who hijacked his government.

Like 12 Igbos who had a significant say in his government.

I used to travel to Ibadan to check on V

Would go to Bwari to knack D to stupor, sneak in at 10pm and leave at 5am, don't want neighbors to see me.

Went to Masaka to vandalize W till she starting feeling i should be spending on her, i japa.

Went to visit M in Lugbe during lock down while her roomie went to Gwaz.

Was visiting B just before lockdown, i ran away when she went through my phone and was feigning anger meanwhile i never knew she was doing hook up as a full time hustle.

Dear Lord, thank you for saving my head

FreeStuffsNG:
This is a criminal case of when you blow on the wrong side of the law. I do hope others about to take to crime or living on the fast lane can learn from his conviction and change now.

EFCC and NDLEA will get you las las so get out of crime now and make restitution to those you defrauded before it's too late.

Live a clean life that can make you enjoy a sound sleep with peace of mind every night you go to bed. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Yet Jagabandit gained his wealth from drug trade, became govnor via forgery, had his filthy hands in Lagos state coffers for years and became president via forgery, meaning an avenue to amass more wealth.

E no diminish o

georgeakins:


Ibos destroyed Nigeria during Jonathan's govt.
They took advantage of his naivety

Won't be surprised if you guys finally tell us GEJ was Igbo from Ebonyi state

hopexter:


It’s too early for lessons to be learned. Let those who voted in the presidency benefit first then after second term election, Igbos votes will determine if they should be considered or not

Appointments, let Igbos be left to learn their lessons, only those who voted BAAT should benefit first, but the shege of inflation, dollars, fuel prices is not going same route, rather everyone whether Igbo or SS nor Certificate forgers are benefiting straight from the onset.

Certificate forgery.

Ballot box snatching

Easyincome24:
Beating traffic

Examination Miracle centres

Yahoo

False prophecies

NEPA always taking light

Always campaigning with "vote for me I will fix your road, I will create jobs for the Youth, I will give you 24 hours power supply, I will tackle insecurity".

Fuel attendants removing 50 Naira as "money for keg" but selling full amount for vehicles.

Bought 15k last Tuesday and had to pay 5h

Appletek:


Let those who want to build industries do do.
Let bystanders who will not achieve anything asides sitting down to look keep looking.

In 8 years, everyone will have results to show.

This was how you guys cheered Buhari and his destructive policies for 8 years, those who criticized them were tagged wailers, now we can see the results abi.

When he was banning 43 items, printing trillions by ways and means, you guys were chanting sai baba, now BAAT is reversing same and here you are chanting Jagaban.

Rubbish mentality

Appletek:


Cynics don't go far in life.
Some of those trying to improve the economy are younger than you. Embrace optimism and productivity so you can be useful to the society.

Like Buhari improved the economy in 8 years while you and BAAT were chanting sai Baba, mai gaskiya.

50 ministers in a country in the throes of brokeness

pu7pl3:


Sorry it came late
Been dealing with some issues

God be with you.

BoldBrainz:


How can someone who has not resumed work yet for even 24 hours be "doing something right"?

Oga, your own sycophancy is out of this world . If Tinubu poops here today, you can hire a live band to idolise it as the new found gold.

E be things o!

You expect sense from a certificate forging supporter?

LeoDeKing:
That shows the newly appointed Postmaster General is doing something right or the former one is doing wrong.

Most workers are lazy, they don't comply with simple rules.

They must say what he is doing wrong, they are not to choose who heads NIPOST.

For someone that is yet to resume office?

She must be doing something right in her bedroom.

An agbadoist that just wants to type without thinking

Are you intending to go and learn a skill now or get a job?

I advise you learn s skill while doing music on the side.

It will only get better

Cruise777:
I knew Tinubu would come for their balls one after the other

See the one.

So, Tinubu saying yes, i am a criminal but Atiku is also a criminal is your "coming for their balls"?

God forbids your mentality

pu7pl3:
For those that like horror, follow Scarlett and Shotzi take you through the haunted Waverley hills sanatorium

https://youtu.be/lN13vY6ojug?si=NbNtrwariqZvLlXJ

No Smack down review this week?

Nobody expects sense from a coke filled brain na.

Someone who appoints 50 ministers🤣🤣🤣

frank14011991:
The judiciary is now the hope of the common man but if it is the other way round

No offence, but did you read the basis of the decisions of various judgement before spitting this or you only read headlines stating who won or not?

I want to believe this is the actual misqoute.

God punish him and his ancestors

Georgry:


Shut the fvck up, una dey talk nonsense, if you were a Governor and your deputy did that shiit to you how will you react?

What exactly did the deputy do?

Funny how the respectful Yoruba agbadoists are now insulting OBJ, in fake support for the Obas meanwhile all this is because he refused to chew corn.

I bet OBJ is even older than 95% of those Obas😁

The agbado urchins are silent.

koiki4bat:
that one say jubilation all over Newyork. Agbadoism is truly an incurable disease

An extremely incurable one.

EXOUSIAng:
It not possible
OBIDIENTS CATEGORICALLY TOLD US ALL THAT TINUBU CAN NEVER ENTER THE US BECAUSE HE HAS A CASE WITH THE FBI AND HE WILL BE ARRESTED IF HE TRYS IT.

Let's stop spreading fake news Obidients are always correct

Una agbadoists no too get sense.

So a president with diplomatic immunity cannot enter US in your myopic mind?

Why didnt go all this while before he became president?

Have you gotten home now?

FreeStuffsNG:
This is the koko. When your balance of trade is in surplus, you are on a great economic growth and leap. Nigeria is on a phenomenal forward march. May God continue to bless Nigeria for ever!

By the time the blue economy and mining add to this current export, wow!

My advice is for you, if you are not productively engaged,is to get busy and take advantage of these current opportunities and emerging opportunities.

In this Asiwaju Tinubu-led FG administration there is nothing for lazy, idle, ill-brought up youth who want to spend all day on social media entertainment , cyberbullying, criminal defamation and insulting his father, mother, grandmother, grandfather's age mates.Check my signature for free stuffs!

Didn't you rejoice over the "na statistics we got chop" rhetorics?

Why are you now gloating over same statistics?😂

Kukutenla:
NBS is beginning to sound like radio Nigeria
For this country wey we dey?


If the total value of petrol imported in six months is 1.23trn, it means we spend a paltry 200bn to import fuel in a month. How does this fit into the claim that we spend 400bn to subsidise fuel every month? cc: nairalanda1
NBS no even reason well before they spill their lies.
I can pick so many more holes in this their trade surplus especially with the falling value of naira like an old woman's breast

You expect certificate cooker not to cook NBS figures?

Can we have a list of those that applauded the signing of the student loan bill?

Are the students who have been protesting part of the applauders? Or those shot with tear gas?

Took an entire entourage from your country to travel 15hours and then claim to "receive" that niggi in his own country.

Well, tell him to come bring AshOK Leyland, Hinduja healthcare and Hinduja Technologies, not the bank or oil and gas subsidiary please.

shoskid:


When you have buhari that'll over look things till get bad, You complained
Now you've Tinubu that listen to the people complained and adjusted based on their requests. You're still complaining
Nigerian is not easy to governed, Most of our people are just confused.

I want to believe you praised him few days ago for being a master strategist with this appointment, hoping it is a way of entering into the opposition and rendering them stale, now it is listening ears🤣🤣🤣