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Business / Re: ₦1,136 To ₦1,148: Naira Records First Depreciation Against Dollar In Months by luizpippo(m): 2:44pm On Apr 17
This is GTBank this afternoon, buying at 1,400 and not having any for sale.

Which is which abeg?

Politics / Re: “Those Disrespecting Me Have Dug Their Pit and will fall inside" - Fubara by luizpippo(m): 8:32pm On Apr 11
AllenSpencer:
Fubara should enjoy his term cos it will be the first and last.

Our whole powers will descend in coming election. We will condemn and bastardize his image across the state-in person & online. Hook him up with propagandas he won’t be able to get out of.

He messed up with the wrong dude, and he is not a match.

This was how Osbiomole bragged in 2020, even co-opted Tinubu to claim he is the father of democracy and he was humbled.

Calm down, anything can shele

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Politics / Re: Electricity subsidy: FG, IMF juggling figures to deceive Nigerians – Falana by luizpippo(m): 10:19am On Apr 08
bewla:
Am an APC but this is to much

People are die yet you increase the speedometer


Kai


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't worry, 2 secs to die, Bulaba will release the ghen ghen pressing
Foreign Affairs / Re: Six Ministers Resign Amid Peru President’s Rolex Watches Probe by luizpippo(m): 11:17am On Apr 02
CodeTemplar:
We are fond of using the phrase "in saner climes" in Nigeria. This is an example of saner climes. Even though Peru is still a struggling country, they resigned without dying in power because of few unexplained rolexes their average earning can't justify.

This isn't even a half sane country but see ministers resigning so that the president's indiscretion would not stain their small white.

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Business / Re: Name One Household Or Food Item Whose Price Has Come Down by luizpippo(m): 11:14am On Apr 02
Blakjewelry:

If bread price goes up at least it not a must to eat bread. Wheat is imported and any changes in the balance can cause a change but at least the poor can have access to garri and fufu. When you tell me dollar affect fufu and garri, I no go gree.


Have you bought garri lately?


The garri i used to buy for #400 a small basin in 2015 became 6k by the time PMB left and now you cant get it for less than 12k. ( ask for Ogbe or Enwan garri, in Edo state)

#200 naira fufu is as small as cherry(agbalumo)

Finally, EFCC should carry you for this.
Business / Re: Name One Household Or Food Item Whose Price Has Come Down by luizpippo(m): 7:13am On Apr 01
Blakjewelry:

Mumu I know say brainless folks always rush to comment. Everybody knows even under gej the dollar price doesn't actually reflect the true state of the economy rather the naira is been defended by the fg to keep it that price and it is the reserve that is use to defend it. Abeg I don't have time to go to lengthy talk, I never voted for tinubu but I always bear my mind in a balance way. Everybody is feeling the heat, but don't expect the naira to hit anything less than 600 to 700 which is true price because right now I believe the naira is overpriced.

Are you not entertained? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Business / Re: Name One Household Or Food Item Whose Price Has Come Down by luizpippo(m): 7:05am On Apr 01
Blakjewelry:

Nope it's not about dollar rather it is just the Nigerian factor. When I was telling people the hike in price has nothing to do with dollar some fools were arguing silly like they understood what is at play, oya dollar dey trade about 1200 something oya make price come down na.


The bakery producing the bread is still buying diesel at 1600 or 1700, sugar at exorbitant price.

Afi Nigerian factor.
Politics / Re: FG To Complete Benin-Lokoja Road Within 6 Months – David Umahi. by luizpippo(m): 9:02am On Mar 23
Paraman:
Obidients hate this kind of news

Clown shi.

A road awarded by the PDP in 2012, then didn't achieve much and after 3 years gave it to the APC to continue, nearly 9 years later, it is still dragging but it is Obidients that are the problem because of mere words of mouth.

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Politics / Re: Solders’ Killing: Troops Won’t Leave Creeks Until Culprits Are Caught – Army by luizpippo(m): 9:15am On Mar 22
"General Officer Commanding, 6 Division, Nigerian Army/Land Component Commander, Joint Task Force, South South, Operation DELTA STATE, Major General Jamal Abdussalam has assured that troops conducting operations, over the gruesome murder of officers and soldiers at Okuama Community in Ughelli South LGA would be firm, strong, decisive and professional in the cause of the operations in the general area,” the Nigerian Army said in a Thursday statement."


What does the above statement mean when they have already burnt down the community?
Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by luizpippo(m): 7:57pm On Mar 17
Sniper101:


they went to collect their own share of oil bunkery money from "boys" grin
boys no gree give Dem shi shi

And to serve as a deterrent for others not to come into the community for the same levy, boys had to do what they had to do

Na e army con change the story say their personnel went for "peace keeping" mission between the warring communities grin

This is 90% more likely.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Withdraws Ruby Onwudiwe Nomination As CBN Board Member For Supporting Obi by luizpippo(m): 7:37am On Mar 15
When Uru Eke rejected the nomination, the agbados were wailing about him being unpatriotic, they were not bothered if he would leak sensitive info, if she had done same, they would have toed that same worn out line, but unfortunately she didn't have the time to do same, so its an opportunity to claim she would leak rubbish info.
Politics / Re: P/Harcourt Refinery Will Kickstart Operations In Two Weeks – Mele Kyari by luizpippo(m): 7:30am On Mar 15
budaatum:


There is no way he could be telling them lies?

Guess my place is booked. 2 weeks soon pass.


Lwkmd.

No be today them dey zuzu everywhere with lies sha.
Celebrities / Re: Queen BBNaija And Fiancé, David's Pre-Wedding Photos by luizpippo(m): 6:16pm On Mar 12
Release pre-wedding foto with an after one?

The guy loose guard sha

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Celebrities / Re: The Wife I Married As A Virgin Complained I Wasn’t Satisfying Her - Israel DMW by luizpippo(m): 6:53pm On Mar 06
The guy is dull, because she is a virgin, his 2 seconds should be okay for her abi.

Like he inserts and cums straight, she should be satisfied?
Politics / Re: N30bn Fund: How Fear Of Impeachment Forced Akpabio To Apologise To Governors by luizpippo(m): 9:24am On Mar 05
At the end of this story, we are not told if what Akpabio said was true or he lied.
Politics / Re: Urum Kalu Eke: South East Nominee Rejects Tinubu's Appointment To CBN Board by luizpippo(m): 3:09pm On Feb 29
IgbosCriminals:
Omo,

Epa n para e, o loun paja.

Na dem go start dey wail again now say Tinubu no give dem appointment.

Everything about them is Nzogvu nzogbu.

After 2 weeks they will start begging for the same appointment they rejected


He already listed being contracted to the world bank, FG agencies and private concerns as his reasons so as not to run foul of the conflict of interest ish, but to you and the 23 agbado grating louts who liked this, he must grovel because of BAT's nomination.
Politics / Re: FG Asks Interpol To Place 3 Nigerians On Watch For 'Forging Buhari's Signature' by luizpippo(m): 6:39am On Feb 14
Biodun556:
Buhari was borrowing foreign loan to defend the naira. Which means he was subsidizing dollars for billionaires who are importers, manufacturers and children of rich who studying abroad while at same time paying fuel subsidies. He was burning the candle at both ends, left, right and center because he did not want to hurt the feelings of Nigerians.



What part of this jam talk emanated from the post?
Travel / Re: 2 Dead As Private Jet Carrying 5 Lands On Florida Interstate by luizpippo(m): 6:44pm On Feb 13
ghiloman28:
You wish Nigeria or Africa had same of America project? you actually sound stupeed. 80% of the food we consume in Africa is being imported. All the machineries are being imported, the western shared the Africa continent within thierself and keep exploring them year in year out. Yet an imbec*le like you want to be comparing Nigeria and Africa with western world. Keep deceiving yourself you will be fine


A worthless imbec.ile, thats what you are, you dont sound stressed, you are actually the SI unit of stupeedity.

A raging buffoon that thinks wishing Nigeria emulates the good from western nation is wrong but agrees that emulating and comparing the ills from the West just to support the govt that doesn't care about his existence is the way to go.

You are a baskard son of some worthless forebears.
Travel / Re: 2 Dead As Private Jet Carrying 5 Lands On Florida Interstate by luizpippo(m): 12:53pm On Feb 12
ghiloman28:
And your dead brain is comparing Africa or Nigeria to America. I thought America is heaven and nothing should ever go wrong there as you fools portray

An obvious imbec.ile, that never compares good things from America with Nigeria, only the bad.

So, i take the good of America and project it, wishing Nigeria had same, then you take the bad from America and glory in it, preferring Nigeria to have same.

I ask again, what is your brain matter composed of? Tinubu's fecal matter?
Travel / Re: 2 Dead As Private Jet Carrying 5 Lands On Florida Interstate by luizpippo(m): 8:10pm On Feb 11
ghiloman28:
Nobody will call America a failed state. No where Dey no dey cook night food. We can do better as a citizen. God bless Nigeria. Rip to the dead souls


As usual, always looking for other people's misfortune to justify the obvious misgovernance in Nigeria.

A plane where both engines fail which could be bird strike, hail, fuel leakage, oil pressure issue is where you want them to call America a failed state?

What exactly is your brain matter composed of?

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Politics / Re: Government To Release Food Items From Reserves To Crash Prices by luizpippo(m): 2:18pm On Feb 07
Rostikol:


Your country has millions of tonnes of food reserves stored in silos for emergencies, and they are being released to crash food prices.


Will be checking back every week to confirm if tbe govt actually released food that crashes prices.
Crime / Re: EFCC Recovers ₦‎37bn From Humanitarian Ministry’s Looted Funds Under Sadiya by luizpippo(m): 6:11am On Feb 06
So you recover this billions from this crooks are they are walking free?
Food / Re: When You See This After A Fight With Your Wife Or Girlfriend by luizpippo(m): 6:45pm On Jan 31
Eat the food, eat her as well and then demand for the proper apology afterwards.

Food made with my resources, woman married with my resources, and then she thinks fooling would make me reject it.

I mean wife o, not girlfriend.
Food / Re: When You See This After A Fight With Your Wife Or Girlfriend by luizpippo(m): 6:44pm On Jan 31
Eat the food, eat her as well and then demand for the proper apology afterwards.

Food made with my resources, woman married with my resources, and then she thinks fooling would make me reject it
Politics / Re: APC To Yahaya Bello: Stop Confusing The Party, No Vacancy For National Chairman by luizpippo(m): 6:40pm On Jan 30
Devil1Messenger:

Which politics did jagaban stayed off from ?
That he wanted to be vice to Atiku in 2007 but Atiku rejected because of Muslim Muslim ticket.
That he controlled Fashola all through
That he break out of AD to form AC at the tail end of his administration

Please which politics did he stay off from?
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Cancels Okene Trip, Hides To Evade EFCC Arrest - Sahara Reporters by luizpippo(m): 1:14pm On Jan 30
The white criminal
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jumps To His Death In Malaysian Police Raid (Pic/Video) by luizpippo(m): 4:34pm On Jan 24
Seunpapa65:
If he wasn't guilty why jumping

Not guilty in a house that drugs were found in?
Politics / Re: NGX’s Growth: Nigerians Are Poorer Under Tinubu's Government – Ndubuisi Ekekwe by luizpippo(m): 4:24pm On Jan 24
Dbegining:


Mr. Man shut up your mouth!!

Isn't PMB and BAT members of the APC,
Didn't BAT say he will continue the "good works" of PMB?

Wasn't BAT instrumental in bringing in PMB?

Didn't BAT see the problems on ground before contesting?

If he knew he had no idea on how to fix them, then why run for the position?

Now things are getting worse and worse by the day and see the stupid excuses you're giving!

Mr. Man, shut up!


I believe you qouted the wrong person
Romance / Re: Standing Fan For A Nairalander. by luizpippo(m): 11:14am On Jan 22
Elistho:


That's why I said I'm grateful to God.
And yes, a semester ago, I didn't have light, i had to be going to night class everyday just as you said to charge and read, believe me when i said it wasn't funny. I managed and pack out from there to here so I could focus and read, night class is for noise makers now. I prefer home.

During my time, we were fortunate, you can walk into any class or hall and it is open but this days, most classes would be locked and only accessible to the students who uses it during the day time. ABU now closes the dept by 11pm, everybody go home, no reading again.

So i actually understand your plight.
Politics / Re: NGX’s Growth: Nigerians Are Poorer Under Tinubu's Government – Ndubuisi Ekekwe by luizpippo(m): 11:06am On Jan 22
Wealthoptulent:

una talk pass this for PMB tenure.... who talk am sef..... lolz na from obi kinsmen grin cheesy

Like actual human said this and had some his ilks liking this?

Is it a lie that Buhari plunged the nation into multidimensional poverty?
Borrowed the nation to stupor and printed #23 trillion with no project to point that very money printed?

Is it a lie that the NGX growth has not reduced the level of poverty or that things are worse than BAT met them?

That you are hoping things gets better before that clown f**ks out of office doesn't mean we should lie about the current realities.
Politics / Re: Plateau: Supreme Court Affirms Caleb Mutfwang (PDP), Dismisses Apc's Suit by luizpippo(m): 3:23pm On Jan 12
So Appeal court ruling that gave Simon Lalong the senatorial seat is crude and miscarriage of justice.

Those appeal court judges should be tried for treason.

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Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Makes First Appointments As Governor by luizpippo(m): 9:15am On Dec 28, 2023
cenaman:
Na dis man kill Aketi.

Not leukemia?

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