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Travel / Re: My Trip To Ososo Hills And Ojirami Dam by luizpippo(m): 11:31am On Jan 24, 2023
Dad- Ojirami
Mum -Ososo

Looks like a thread of my villages.

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Properties / Re: What Kind Of House Can I Build With 3m by luizpippo(m): 11:28am On Jan 24, 2023
You don finally build the house?

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Politics / Re: Apeal Court Orders Benue APC Gubernatorial Primary Rerun by luizpippo(m): 11:19am On Jan 24, 2023
PassingShot:

Stop crying already.

Oh, apologies, i thought i was relating with a sane entity not knowing it was an airhead.


Apologies once again cheesy cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Edo North 2023: Oshiomhole Campaigns In Igarra (Video) by luizpippo(m): 7:45am On Jan 24, 2023
Vetzy12:

I am also from Igarra

Etemeya.

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Politics / Re: Edo North 2023: Oshiomhole Campaigns In Igarra (Video) by luizpippo(m): 7:44am On Jan 24, 2023
The lack of stewardship and development by the PDP state government and its lieutenants who are commissioners or special advisers in Akoko Edo since after the administration of Adams Oshiomhole is a representation of how the PDP has failed the citizens in its call to duty.[b][/b]


This bush radio fellow is a clown.

Lack of development when we all know PDP only came back into Edo just 2 years ago? What was APC doing since 2008 to 2020 that they where there?

You are mad and i am making sure you remember that you are mad.


Oshiomole who foisted the stupid Alimikhena on us in 2015 and 2019, suddenly realized he is a failure, so he wants to correct the error by pushing himself in, while the stupid PDP decided to welcome the failure into their fold, they couldn't get anybody else.


Thunder faya all of them

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Politics / Re: Apeal Court Orders Benue APC Gubernatorial Primary Rerun by luizpippo(m): 7:23am On Jan 24, 2023
PassingShot:

How did PDP win Bayelsa?
How did they win Zamfara?

If a court judgement favors you, it's a win for democracy. If it goes against you, it's through backdoor. But we all know the party that buys judgement anyway.


PDP won Bayelsa due to the fact that the APC deputy governor gave fraudulent certificates so it affected the innocent governor, i learnt the electoral act has been amended to ensure only the offender suffers not the innocent. PDP got into power by virtue of getting the next highest votes. I dont support people submitting fraudulent certificates, or do you? grin


PDP won Zamfara because the court held there was no primaries, if you dont conduct primaries in line with the electoral act, then you are decieving yourself. PDP was not a party to the suit, they got into office by virtue of being the party with the next highest votes. Meanwhile the idiot that got the free pass, is back in APC na.


APC won Imo because a police officer became the emergency returning officer, brought votes which only himself and Uzondinma got from wherever and the court somehow took it and 4th jumped over 2nd and 3rd and became 1st. Make it make sense please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by luizpippo(m): 8:14pm On Jan 23, 2023
Civil engineering but does diesel generators mechanic as a side hustle.

I need a big break on both hustle, i never still blow

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Romance / Re: Kim Kardashian’s Marriage History: From Kanye West To Damon Thomas by luizpippo(m): 8:08pm On Jan 23, 2023
Obviously she might be the problem.


But who marries an international okpo?

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Fashion / Re: Please, Is This Outfit I Got For My Birthday Too Short To Be Worn Outside? Pics by luizpippo(m): 8:07pm On Jan 23, 2023
I thought the headline was if the outfit was too short, but all i am seeing is breast breast.

Do we know measure shortness of an outfit from the top?

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Romance / Re: Help! Someone Should Help Me Interpret This Dream by luizpippo(m): 7:26pm On Jan 23, 2023
FalseProphet1:

It means that you'll become a member of the celestial church very soon. The grassy and wet land was a training cos we're already entering rainy season, and since there is no fuel, you'll have to treek long distance on bare foot anytime you come to church.

This I have seen.


This guy na goat grin grin

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Politics / Re: Francis Waive Begs Governor Okowa For Toyota SUV Given To PDP Lawmakers by luizpippo(m): 7:24pm On Jan 20, 2023
Karemarealty288:
Decamp now and get yours.....simple, you want to reap where you did not sow...


Is the car gotten from PDP"s or Okowa' s personal funds?

If it is Delta state's fund, he should get one without decamping

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Romance / Re: Some Men Will Never Knack Their Wives The Number Of Times Her Ex Knacked Her by luizpippo(m): 7:19pm On Jan 20, 2023
Dshocker:


You lie without season, haba.


Lemme not argue.
Romance / Re: Some Men Will Never Knack Their Wives The Number Of Times Her Ex Knacked Her by luizpippo(m): 11:00am On Jan 20, 2023
If i done shine my ex Congo like 100 times, her husband in the same span has not gotten the Congo up to 10 times.

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Romance / Re: Do I Consider Her As Online Beggar, It's Very Disappointing, Pals Pls Advise by luizpippo(m): 9:38am On Jan 19, 2023
Jennyclay:
I pray God deliver her from entering relationship with you not to talk of marriage.

Someone's daughter is about to settle down with a broke man. Shior!

Meet her in an eatery.. Wahala!
Money for data.. Problem!
Even common Christmas gifts... You can't afford and you say you want to marry her undecided.

You don't even have money to take care of her basic needs and you're thinking about marriage undecided. Nawa oo undecided.

Basic needs like free food at the watery, free data, and free xmas gifts grin grin
Romance / Re: 12 Signs A Nigerian Girl Has Friend-zoned You by luizpippo(m): 9:27am On Jan 19, 2023
VinnyBaba:


You are Correct! smiley

Once She has started Discussing her Past Affairs,Body Parts,etc.. she has developed some Feelings..

It's time for the Nigga to Attack and Plunder! cool

When no be Israelites enemies we dey discuss? Attack and plunder bawo

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Romance / Re: How Long Will I Keep Fuckin,walking.. I'm Fed Up by luizpippo(m): 8:25am On Jan 16, 2023
Imagine a goat, not the G.O A.T, but an actual goat, that is ewu meh, an angry one expecting someone's daughter to take the risk of loving it
Romance / Re: Hey Guys! A Newbie Is Here! by luizpippo(m): 7:55am On Jan 16, 2023
Commot for road make we concentrate for the elections.

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TV/Movies / Re: Meet The Big Brother Titans Season 1 Male Housemates (Names And Pictures) by luizpippo(m): 7:49am On Jan 16, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
1. Blaqboi

Originally from plateau, now lives in Jos?

Is Plateau in South Sudan and Jos in Kwazulu Natal?

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Politics / Re: Anambra Government Pulls Down Umeh, Peter Obi’s Campaign Billboards by luizpippo(m): 7:34am On Jan 16, 2023
hopexter:


Have you ever wondered why he’s been harassed in his own state? Anambra has more billionaires than any other state in Nigeria but why are they all against him? A former governor who couldnt build a safe haven for himself after his tenure but prefer to move to another state to live due to his his inefficiency. which former governor has ever done that? He’s only deceiving people from other states because people from his own state know he’s a failure who ruined Anambra.

Imagine the way he’s been treated like trash by people he governed for 8 years, who did wonderfully well won’t get such disgraceful treatment yet you want such a lowlife to be the president of Nigeria. Just dey sleep dey play angry


Sorry for actually believing you are capable of any reasonable discussion, because how do you jump from the didn't pay for advertising and when you realized you are wrong to this balderdash you types up there?

How does this correlates to paying for advertising or not?
Politics / Re: Anambra Government Pulls Down Umeh, Peter Obi’s Campaign Billboards by luizpippo(m): 8:01pm On Jan 15, 2023
hopexter:


If he paid, they won’t take it down. Person no build ordinary bridge for him state yet him dey mount free billboard there, he should be arrested for such effrontery. angry


Well, if you actually read the post, it was stated by the boss of the state advertising agency that his agency refunded money paid, pray tell, which money was refunded
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban 'Worried About Andrew Tate' As They Ask For His Freedom by luizpippo(m): 7:56pm On Jan 15, 2023
IamPlato:
bro o can sit with you and discuss the importance of what the Talibans did....


Just to give you a hint, university education is one of the leading reasons of feminism and hookup culture destroying the worldt
Today. The Talibans understand one thing that you don't, too much power and exposure to women will become a problem in the future of their country.


grin grin grin grin

Are you freaking serious?

I refuse to join you in such arguments.
Education / Re: FG Requests CONUA Members’ Details For Salary Payment by luizpippo(m): 5:37pm On Jan 15, 2023
post=120058775:
The union did not call for strike action and its members were not involved in the strike action that lasted for eight months and which shut down the university system nationwide.


And they were lecturing where? Because i don't know any student that this CONUA members taught, at least i am a post grad student in one of the same universities that went on strike, no CONUA fellow taught anywhere.

Or ASUU members stopped them from lecturing?


Any evidence of them carrying out lecturing activities during the period of the strike?

Continue your blind cheering a stupid government that is progressing in error in the name party loyalty.
Politics / Re: Anambra Government Pulls Down Umeh, Peter Obi’s Campaign Billboards by luizpippo(m): 3:24pm On Jan 15, 2023
hopexter:


Has Obi accused Tinubu of stealing? They are both thieves in different uniforms. It’s your obsession with Obi that’s making you see him like Jesus.

Obi doesn’t live in Anambra but wants to mount free billboard there, isn’t that stealing? You no dey give shishi but you want something for free no be juju be that grin grin


Mount free billboard?


So which money did they claim was refunded?


50th century clowns
Politics / Re: Anambra Government Pulls Down Umeh, Peter Obi’s Campaign Billboards by luizpippo(m): 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2023
Most comments on the first page shows the level of stupidity you have to possess to support PDAPC.

The same person who said they didn't pay still said they refunded money, which money did they refund?
Crime / Re: Woman And Her Partner Arrested For Battering Her Two Kids Aged 5 And 2 (Graphic) by luizpippo(m): 5:34pm On Jan 14, 2023
You don't even batter any adult this way let alone kids.


This two things are evil incarnates.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Didn't Say 'Balablublu'. You Guys Used Internet To Form It - Orji Kalu by luizpippo(m): 5:21pm On Jan 14, 2023
sapele914:
Orji Kalu richer than Bola Tinubu in 1998, abi isn’t it these same Tinubu that over 400 thousand United States dollars was confiscated from his firm because of tax issues in 1993 by the IRS?

Because Oga was down for a few years after challenging General Sani Abacha, Do you know the connect one has after been the money bag, Treasurer of ExxonMobil Nigeria?

For every Naira Orji Kalu made, Bola Tinubu made a dollar.


The funds at ExxonMobil were kept in his account na.


Imagine how a supposed educated human thinks.
Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by luizpippo(m): 2:33pm On Jan 13, 2023
This kind foolishness can make your mum wish she aborted you self.
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In University And How It’s Almost End My Life by luizpippo(m): 10:46am On Jan 13, 2023
ravensckar:
This guy dey whyne us sha. angry angry

For a first timer to go three rounds of se.x. Haba? No be all of us still dey chop CHEESE BALL nau. Some of us don get grey hair.

Let use my own first experience as an example, the moment I inserted my rod, in less than 30 seconds I started screaming that I want 'Piss'. Before babe could blink her eyelid, I don piss full everywhere. And after I piss finish, my Rod of Moses remained bowed. cheesy cheesy

I know you're lying sha, but I dey enjoy your lies. Come finish the story biko. cheesy cheesy


Could be true.


My first time, i didn't come in quickly but initially after entering i didn't know it has slipped out, inexperienced with condom, i just dey Bleep in between her thighs, before she pity me ask me to adjust and enter properly, then later she was complaining i was taking to long. Upon ejacualating, JT refused to go down, then she said i must have smoked weed or used drugs but aje, i no use o.

After that experience,(was during GCE) i didn't see any need for sex for the following 10 years

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Romance / Is This Karma? by luizpippo(m): 10:26am On Jan 13, 2023
John Doe and Jane Doe have dated for 3 years, of which JOhn has taken wine to her family to signify intent, but James Doe who is nwaboy has been chasing her long before but she refused, then James got freedom, made some money, built a house and got a car, Jane Doe decided to bang him for some cash and somehow she got pregnant, brought up issues about her mum not liking John Doe's tribe, so got married to James Doe traditionally.

Fast forward to few months, James beats her at slightest provocation, he goes out for days without returning home, goes around with different girls and Jane Doe comes to John Doe for succour, getting her couchie vandalized by him, while romance is non existent with the James she married.

Can we say it is Karma for

1. John for sex outside marriage
2. Jane for what she did to John
3. James for thinking money will give him a better family with Jane?
Politics / Re: 2023: Bala Mohammed Breaks Alliance With G-5, Endorse Atiku Abubakar by luizpippo(m): 9:59am On Jan 13, 2023
Wike, Ortom, Ikpeazu, Makinde and Ugwuanyi, that's 5 or does G5 mean 6 to you?
Phones / Re: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by luizpippo(m): 9:42am On Jan 13, 2023
It was from my pocket those Up Iweka miscreants removed my phone inside Keke, that won't happen if i held it.

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