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Politics / Re: 2023: Pro-Tinubu Group Stages Protest In Abuja, Warns Atiku, Obi by luizpippo(m): 8:30am On Mar 14, 2023
Alba3:
Look at you! You people always shout Agbero, Agbaro!

Agberos in the East are the worse of the worst. The main reason Igbos are shouting about those in Lagos is because they see them as threat to their occupational ambitions in Lagos. Since Most Yorubas are forming wokes and don't really care about their heritage or any legacy for unborn generations again. Nothing like self preservation, many Yoruba youths are lost to your deceit and brainwash. Moreover and unfortunately Yorubas don't give birth to many children again but want to be too liberal in the midst of devilish hypocritic and unliberal tribes.

There was a day I alighted from Enugu bus at Onitsha south bus park with my luggage, agberos demanded I must pay charges before a wheelbarrow guy could carry my stuff. I paid twice, on our way to Peace park another sets blocked this guy for about two other charges which I had to pay. The wheelbarrow guy said if he passes there hundred times, the owner of the load must pay these different sets of touts. The funny thing was that you would never see easterners complaining about these but in Lagos they're forming Americans.

Dey copy and paste another person ordeal as your own o.😂
Politics / Re: CBN Did Not Ask Banks To Dispense & Accept Old Naira Notes - Dr Isa Abdulmumin by luizpippo(m): 8:26am On Mar 14, 2023
Anunakeeh:


Omo this thing dey PAIN you gan oo😂


When i dey struggle to get cash to pay cobbler, buy as little as okro, buy garlic and other little things, you say make e no pain me abi?

Maybe i have more human sympathy for those who lost their lives under the ineptitude of anything APC than you that think it is something to gloat over alongside the supporters of this wicked party.
Politics / Re: CBN Did Not Ask Banks To Dispense & Accept Old Naira Notes - Dr Isa Abdulmumin by luizpippo(m): 7:26pm On Mar 13, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Ipob pigs will be very happy with this development. To them, Buhari and Emefiele should continue punishing Tinubu. grin

One idiot was with one abokki who uses POS machine for his petty trading yesterday. The abokki was also getting paid by some customers in cash. The idiot was passionately begging the abokki to help him with 2k cash so he transferred to the abokki. I quickly asked him, "but most of you supported the cbn policy because of Tinubu, is Tinubu still feeling the heat"? He didn't respond but continued begging the abokki. At this point, I told the abokki not to listen to him because of his position on the policy.

The abokki immediately responded that I shouldn't bother myself, the clown can continue wasting his time, when he is tired, he will get his sorry arssss out of his sight.


This is why i feel those who still voted or would vote anything APC should be forcefully confined to psychiatric tests because no same human would persist with those who are demonically inflicting hardship and death on them.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Share Their Experiences With The Agberos In Onitsha by luizpippo(m): 6:52am On Mar 13, 2023
Almaigaa:
See the various receipt Onitsha Agbero gave one person in a day grin grin

You know why this is ironic?

You pay this and get a receipt even though it might not get to government's coffers but you might pay double this in Lagos and not get any receipt.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Share Their Experiences With The Agberos In Onitsha by luizpippo(m): 6:45am On Mar 13, 2023
They would put a plank across a drainage, charge you to use it or else jump over the drain or go and use onto the bridge, experienced this at upper iweka, Onitsha and Osisioma, Aba.

Agbero would ask you to pay because a wheel barrow is carrying your luggage.

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Romance / Re: Is zobo drink healthy? by luizpippo(m): 8:47pm On Mar 12, 2023
A.J would hold me tightly and burst into laughter while she is cumming.

I.B would be begging me to allow her to go and pee

M, would be breathing heavily after cumming, then begging me never to leave her, abeg how am i not to leave a divorced after 2?

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Politics / Re: Kalu, Wase, Jaji, Betara, Others Eye Gbajabiamila’s Seat As Race Kicks Off by luizpippo(m): 5:01pm On Mar 12, 2023
Putindbutt:

When we say most of those following Obi up and down are first time voters, many of whom have not been conversant with Nigeria politics until recently when Obi joined Labour. Can you imagine this daylight ignorance and these are people, especially the so-called Obidients, that usually jump on the front page exhibiting ignorance..

What has he said that warrants this sort of rambling?

I see this as him not being happy that APC managed to win majority which allows them control the NASS, so how exactly does that equates to ignorance?

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Makes Inroads Into NASS, Clinches 6 Senate, 34 Reps Seats by luizpippo(m): 11:32am On Mar 05, 2023
Safyqueen:


Which youth are you talking about?
Obi has his support from the agrieved christains who had no headway in PDP and APC.
If Osinbajo had his way in APC, nobody would have known Obi. That's the simple truth. Therefore this 'obidient' movement will fizzle out with time.

Clown shit.

The same Osibanjo who is VP in the most lawless, inept and corrupt regime, in the same demonic party called APC?

Can anything good come out of APC?
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Votes In Daura, Displays Ballot Paper In Public by luizpippo(m): 10:46am On Feb 25, 2023
We had a dumbo for president for 8 freaking years.

A dumbo who didn't know what he just did is an electoral offence.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Out To Truncate Democracy - Governor Ganduje by luizpippo(m): 9:38am On Feb 17, 2023
The noise making Babariga bullion van, which bloc did he bring to the merger?

Buhari brought CPC and still had sympathizers in the ANPP bloc.

Ganduje came as Kwankwaso's hand bag and he is here talking about losing, the only election he won on his own was thanks to violence in the rerun

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Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: Parasitic APC Elites Now At War With Buhari – Shehu Sani by luizpippo(m): 9:06am On Feb 17, 2023
TheSameGuy:
This failed politician turned blogger is getting it.

They're not against the swap Because of anything other than the fact that, Nigerians are feeling the heat and who feels the heat will take the anger on APC candidate which can affect him negatively.
Despite the fact that APC Canditate is not in support.

That's what they're after.

Buhari should have done that 3 months before his reelection in 2019 if he's not a Hypocrite.


Cry more.

The border closure, twitter ban, support for mindless killings by herdsmen, inflation, endsars debacle, hounding of judges which the candidate supported will not affect him, it is only the natural redesign alone that will affect him.

Bloody hypocrite calling another person hypocrite.😂

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Politics / Re: Old Naira Notes Still Remain Legal Tender In Jigawa – Gov Badaru Dares Buhari by luizpippo(m): 5:59am On Feb 17, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
LLagos , Kaduna l, Jigawa , Ondo, Ogun, Kogi etc The North and SW have rejected the disobedience of the Supreme Court by FG and CBN.

Aso rock cabal lule pii.

CBN is still playing and they think Supreme Court is playing.
He is playing with jail.
The directive from the President is an illegal directive that disobeys lawful court order.

Stay online and be grand standing


I hope you are still spending your old 500 whereever you are.

If by 22nd the Supreme court finally agrees it lacks juridisction and the case is to revert to the high court and CBN has to be joined in the suit to make a headway, then those with the nails notes would be the losers not the governors.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Adjourns New Naira Note Suit Till February 22 by luizpippo(m): 11:13am On Feb 15, 2023
drlateef:
Bayelsa and Edo joined on side of government (respondents) meaning that PDP states are supporting this cruel policy implementation by CBN. They will never be forgotten as among those on the side of oppressors (CBN and cabal). Nigerians! Know your enemies now!!! PDP and LP and their candidates and supporters including Emefiele and cabal are the oppressors of Nigeria. Buhari is just being used like Mumu front for all evil people.


Suddenly, they are now the oppressors?

Buhari regime oppressed Nigerians from 2015, then flouts court judgements with impunity and all, the same SW APC was in support while we were called wailers, it the only one that you thinks affects BAT, you are waiting🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Adjourns New Naira Note Suit Till February 22 by luizpippo(m): 11:10am On Feb 15, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:

The Supreme Court Judgement on ex parte motion stands. Old naira remains a legal tender.

Folks can now start suing Mr Emefiele in his personal capacity, the CBN, any bank or institution that rejects it and ask for their commital to prison or pay compensation to them.


A drunken legal expert 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The fact that the CBN is not joined it the suit has created a leeway for CBN to reject the old notes.

Well, i advise you to collect all the old notes in your state of residence, if you can't spend them, go to the banks, if they reject them, go to the CBN, and if they still reject them as from on 20th, take them to ECOWAS court🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jokes Etc / Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by luizpippo(m): 8:36pm On Feb 13, 2023
Have you crashed?

Did you die?😂

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Romance / Re: Share Ur Experience Meeting A Nairalander!!! by luizpippo(m): 6:49am On Feb 10, 2023
Illegal1:
I've met jst 2 nlanders...

boogyman and slawormiir...

i smoke my head knock in each meeting,it was fun thou...


So boogey boogey na real human?🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: Share Ur Experience Meeting A Nairalander!!! by luizpippo(m): 6:48am On Feb 10, 2023
Hatrick01:
olosho

Then what are u doing in his DM?

U fit swear say u are not after his Thanksgiving gifts and offering money?


And you expect people to respond positively to the thread with attitudes like this?
Romance / Re: I Think My Female Boss Married Is Pregnant For Me by luizpippo(m): 6:40am On Feb 10, 2023
Which work do you do for them that warrants you to be plugging his wife?
Politics / Re: Joe Ajaero Emerges New NLC National President by luizpippo(m): 4:28pm On Feb 08, 2023
How can one be general secretary of a union since 2005?

This people and power sha
Politics / Re: Nigerians Need Cash Now – Osinbajo Speaks On Naira Scarcity by luizpippo(m): 6:22am On Feb 04, 2023
donphilopus:


Swears bros. 🤣

These children of hate are just so senseless.

Most of the undecided voters are now sympathetic to Tinubu. What they initially thought would affect him is now working for him. Lol


Working for him?

The stupidity in this thought process.

Only an obtuse Undecided voter would Be sympathetic to a senile fellow who has supported this evil regime since 2015, no matter how callous their policies or actions are, then suddenly found his voice when his own personal dream is being threatened.
Politics / Re: Naira: CBN Begs Nigerians, Vows To Stop POS ‘Extra’ Charges by luizpippo(m): 6:04am On Feb 04, 2023
nedekid:

Jesos!
But if I may ask. I assume you have a car, you can get fuel with you cards, eat, pay for services. I paid in the fruit market with transfer the other day, only had 500 cash to buy 2 apples. When I asked if they took transfer, they said yes. Bought fruits of 6k.
Is it not possible to survive without suffering yourself to qeue for that long?
Just innocently wondering.


😂😂😂😂

I forgot to take my wallet along yesterday and tried transferring, i couldn't even access the accesbank app and the USSD codes for access and gt were not responding, had to find a way of going back home to get my cards so i could withdraw 5k for 600 per withdrawal.

The banks are frustrating.

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Romance / Re: My Own Girlfriend I took To The Club End Up Introducing Me As A Relative by luizpippo(m): 2:53pm On Feb 01, 2023
Lwkmd.

See the kindergarten lie wey she give you and you dey mumu yourself.

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Politics / Re: Lawal Musa Daura: A Man On Endless Ego Trip By Salishu Usman by luizpippo(m): 2:20pm On Feb 01, 2023
Summary.


This is the an hatchet job by a Bichi guy railing against the incompetent Daura who was ousted back in 2018 because he was proving larger than life, so he got replaced by another incompetent idiat whose wife is larger than the organization.

Both sides are accusing each other of being incompetent.
Politics / Re: "Tell That Boy" Tinubu Blasts Governor Emmanuel Udom by luizpippo(m): 7:02am On Jan 31, 2023
N3TRAL:

Akwa Ibom people will love Jagaban more for calling Udom a boy. Jagaban is not lying. Even as Governor, Udom spends at least 4 days a week at his residence in Lagos.

The streets of Uyo are wild for Jagaban.

Jagaban will win at least 10 Local Governments in Akwa Ibom. He will get his 25% and move on.

Akwa Ibom people know the person that brought Jagaban to them.

He is the person that built the stadium used for the campaign today. It is the best stadium in Nigeria modelled after Bayern's Arena in Munich. It is better than the one in Peter Obi's Anambra or Atiku's Adamawa.


He is the person that gave Akwa Ibom State an airport. Anambra's billionaires used to land in Enugu state under Peter Obi and drive to their mansions in the village. Anambra had no airport.

Akwa Ibom people know the man who built flyovers, quality roads - some extended into neighbouring Abia State.

His name is Akpabio. He is the one who brought Tinubu to his people and told them "Tinubu is a builder like me".



Akwa Ibom people will not fail Akpabio on his quest to become Nigeria's third citizen. They will vote massively to return Akpabio to the Senate and vote massively too for Tinubu.

That crowd you saw in Uyo today is pure love for Akpabio and Tinubu. APC will score better than Labour Party in AKWA IBOM.

Stop the hate-filled narrative.





Yet they refused to vote for the man in 2019🤣🤣

He even had to use court to get the current senatorial ticket he is holding😂😂😂😂
Romance / Re: 20k For You If You Can Get This Girl To My Bed by luizpippo(m): 1:07pm On Jan 29, 2023
Isabi4lov:
We all have bad eggs in every tribe but when it comes to decency especially online, I give it to the Yoruba ladies , they respect their bodies to some extent , I'm in a particular group online, you hardly see the Yoruba girls displaying their nudes , I'm not saying they're saints but they still have what we call shame .


Looks like you are not on tiktok and snapchat.

The bad and rotten eggs pervades the airwaves, from all tribes asides Hausa/fulanis.

Everything from the South has thrown decorum to the wind, if one or two videos doesn't get engagements, you see them going the whole hog

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Politics / Re: Michael Achimugu: Hauwa Atiku Said That Titi Abubakar Uses Juju To Control Atiku by luizpippo(m): 6:40am On Jan 27, 2023
Are this the secrets he has on Nwoke Bum shorts and he was acting all Edward Snow den?


Pointless rantings.


Vote LP
Vote Obi
Politics / Re: Rev Fr Alia, APC Benue Governorship Candidate Rocks Asiwaju Cap by luizpippo(m): 6:37am On Jan 27, 2023
yarimo:
Someone that can't win his small Anambra state

You believe the state he governed for 8 years still had villages that are not aware?🤣🤣🤣🤣

APC is a disease
Politics / Re: New Naira Notes, Fuel Scarcity: Fifth Columnists, PDP Twisted Tinubu's Comments by luizpippo(m): 6:33am On Jan 27, 2023
The idiots said it was an advisory🤣🤣

When it was clear that the drug Baron was wailing.
Romance / Your Opinion Is Needed. by luizpippo(m): 10:24am On Jan 26, 2023
There is this married guy, his money is longer than my own, so he decided to use it in luring one banny i was tidying, unfortunately for him i already have his wife ready to spread eagle on my bed but my conscience is still trying to form the good son.

Is it advisable i pay him in his own coin

I am trying to rationalize it by saying whatever me and the banny were doing (fornication) is a sin already so digging his wife is basically the same thing( i will be fornicating while hers is adultery, which is also a sin) Don't forget himself and the banny are also committing same without blinking
Romance / Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by luizpippo(m): 10:04am On Jan 26, 2023
sonofanarchy:
bro I almost had a cardiac arrest last year 31st night, I for no see new year, I just go toilet go lie down for ground, on shower make water cool me because I was overheating like Volkswagen beetle. The Lucifer dey knock toilet Door, I told her I was pooing, that I'm purging not knowing na 1 bar remain I for don become ghost, probably selling Amala as a ghost in Lagos 😂🔗 Guys be careful out there.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Ikonne: Abia PDP Can Conduct Fresh Primary – INEC by luizpippo(m): 9:59am On Jan 26, 2023
OGHENAOGIE:
but same bitter Igbos are castigating tinubu as to old to be president and sick meanwhile they selected an old guy to run for gorvenor and he was even sick... See am now na...


I am not Igbo but i am castigating APC for offering up a old, senile and corrupt Tinubu.

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