ednut1:
There should be a law capping the amount of loans these useless governors can take. Safe to say Adeleke wont be able to perform, A professor with international Experience Soludo is struggling with all the debt talk less of mr dancer.

PDP intellectuals led by Demola Rewaju were busy capping on twitter how debt owing is an indicator for good governance, even flaying Obi for claiming he not only didn't leave debts, he left some money as well, now you are saying Obiano and Oyetola leaving debts is bad, who do we believe?

Jennyclay:
One thing men should learn is to help and not expect anything in return. As for me I can't go into marriage with someone my soul does not accept even if you have spent billions on me, I just can't.

How do you hang around someone who your soul does not accept to the extent he is squandering hundreds on you?

I am not even talking about billions yet.

Imagine saying a fraudster who heads a criminal entity decided to rebrand and was made chairman of another entity fighting the same ill?

babyfaceafrica:
Arise TV owned by a PDP stalwart nduka Obaibena can't be trusted or deemed neutral. Their chief Anchor Ruben Abati confessed collecting 500m from Dasuki. APC has failed, yes, but not be arise TV go tell us!

PDP was never an option, i can remember the number of assassinations during pdp times, bomb going off in Abuja and many states.. Who can forget the rubbish NGF election between Amaechi and saraki where 16 was greater than 19?...una think say eveybody na indomie generation? Rabbish

NGF elections between Ameachi and Saraki? Look at the standard bearer of fake news. Election was between Ameachi and Jang.

Unfortunately PDP is not an option same as APX

jeromestarks:
Tell her to come to your house and collect the money. Tell her you just want to see her pretty face which you have been dreaming about for months.

When she comes, spike her drink and fvck her. Fvck her again and call some of your baddo guys to fvck her too.

Clean her up and return her to the sitting room.

Give her little money when she wakes. (Say 3k). Tell her that's the amount you have and walk her out of your house.

If she calls you, insult the living daylight out of her life.

Spike her drink and rape her then call others to rape her!!!!

Mr does this sound reasonable to you?

Zonefree:
Out of all women accessories, the only one I cherish most is waistbead. I can sell all my family lands for a girl on waistbead. Girls without waistbead should be seen and addressed as terrorist, in my opinion!



Eyelashes
Mary Kay
Ankle chain
Wig
Weavon
Nose rings
Lipstick
Ear rings
Carved eyebrows
Painted nails

All these don't entice me in a woman.. but, you see waistbead the dangling sound during coitus is glorious.

May nature be kind to all waist on bead. Iseee!

Just ensure your hair is made, then big round earrings like bicycle wheel, make up or not just fine.

Every other thing can go to blazes

Righteousness2:
Reminds me of a certain young man i personally met in Lagos.
He made money through illumanti devilish group. Among various people who tried to join the evil cult from Africa , he was among the 3 that made it out alive to California.. Many others died in journey of initiation . He travelled to California USA and got initiated there.

He was told he will be made stupendously wealthy but he will only live until 50 yrs .
He was told he will lose his manhood.
He was told never to eat anything cooked by a lady.

He became a big boi, Lavishly spending up and down until one day, he travelled to see his mum.
The mum baked meat pie and gave to him. He forgot he was not to eat anything from a woman. He took a bite and instantly got a sign that he has broken the rules. Immediately the devil came for Him.

His biznesses and houses both in Lagos and Portharcourt mysteriously caught fire. Police from no where came to his house and found drugs that he didn't know where it came from.
He had 3 bank accounts that had millions of Naira.
He tried to access them , mysteriously the millions in the accounts vanished!
The 1st account balance became 6000
The 2nd account balance became 6000
The 3rd account balance became 6000
( 666). If you know u know.

The young man became like a mad man. He could not sleep in His mansions. Demons pursuing him everywhere. He managed to be sleeping in a car.

Fortunately, someone who saw him invited him to The Lord's Chosen . The devil threatened him and did everything to Hinder him from Coming. The lady practically pulled him into the Church just few hrs before he was to die.

The Servant of GOD, Pst Lazarus Muoka was praying on the pulpit and the young man jumped out and began to sumersault and manifest ferociously with all their various Signs. It was like a war!
The GOD of Chosen Delivered Him. He also got his manhood back that day.

This is not Nollywood or Bollywood film. This is life . I personally met the boy and talked with him.

Listen!
The devil has Nothing good to give you. That thing that he is dangling at you in the name of money , fame , wealth or whatever is Chaff! It is like using Basket to Fetch water.

Anything that comes from the devil, is after your soul, no matter how attractive it is.
All the devil is after is to ensure you go to Hell!
His assignment is to Steal , kill and destroy.

The Blessings of the LORD, it makes rich and adds no Sorrow.
Real Blessing is available in JESUS Christ.

You go fear tales by moonlight.

Illuminati ko onilu ni

peepydelano:
Most of all these southeastern girls(all of them sef) are into hookups, we don’t allow them into our family. No decency whatsoever in them, they expose their deflated body everywhere thinking it’s sexy. So disgusting.

SE, SS, SW, KD, Benue, Kogi and Taraba girls are not left out.
Even the Northerners self dey fear person

Complete this fairy tale or i use you for money ritual

Chelseanababa:
Can anybody tell Peter Obi we want to do the end of the year party in our local church?

I have told him and he would be with you.

Any other life saving request? or that's your only SOS?

Imagine Labor party supporters had gone all put to campaign for this thing, this is how he would have carry them and over 1.5.

This was the slowpoke Bafarawa almost foisted on Sokoto state in 2007 sha

The whitewashing at the end of the post is for what?

A political campaign?

Happy marriage life to you tho

Wordsfrombimpe:
I will conclude this

I get the fact men you dey para for this content

But I will say with all facts and with my full chest

Stingyness is hereditary

Imagine our own leaders hide bullion vans of money when there are people hungry who need money

Kindness is key period

Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe The Coach

I meet people i don't know in transit and pay their fares, pay keke fares of school kids or elderly, anyone who works for me can call me up for assistance and i am sure to turn up, my neighbors securities can even fight on my behalf because i always turn up for them, i take care of any babe i am dating.

I even treat hook up babe with human face such that they would want to keep in touch and want one stupid relationship.

But it is one Bimpe on NL that knows i am stingy because i refused to dash out money to a female i asked for her number.


So much for dating/relationship expert

babaolofin:


Teleprompter facing ground for a speaker standing on a platform with podium at a little far Distance and Height higher than the teleprompters. The Journalist is a fool.

As a Technology engineer with experience on AV, I don't know how Teleprompter setup will be made to face ground for a speaker standing on a platform with podium at a little far Distance and Height higher than the teleprompters.

ABATI, OSENI & Nduka OBAIGBENA of ARISE TV should think about this and experiment it in their studio.

Just ignore them. They are not exposed. They are embittered and frustrated. All of them, despite multiple accounts are not up to 100 people on nairaland and majority of them are street hustlers who don't know what is happening in Nigeria and the world in general. Apart from football, Davido / Burna boy issues, drugs and Yahoo they know nothing. Slawomirr is a personal example of the boys above.

We fought a fierce spiritual battles with those their principals are using to manipulate the Chatham House event from Sunday midnight till Monday midnight after the event. They have lost. We overcame them by the Blood of the Lamb.

You guys should always coordinate your defense of this 12th century relic because it is too disjointed, that's why you guys always use insult as a way out.

You feel the picture the journalist shared was a lie, claiming the teleprompter is facing the ground, then another of your agbado colleague shared Obama using same teleprompter facing the ground in defense of the same thing.

Kwantinue

Next in line is one of them

Magnoliaa:


What's what's your take on this?

Husband and wife doing their thing?

Thank God she's not your woman then.

Stick with your type and there'll be no troubles.

There was no where it was stated that she is or was my woman so stop hyperventilating.

Just trying to sample views on people's takes in situations like this, which is not a crime.

So make body no dey pepper you about every post na

NLanders, what's your opinion on this?

My woman should not be dressed this way if it was me tho.

Please lets be civil.

I planted sweet potatoes inside our compound to reduce the incidence of weed sprouting like Agbado supporters, but this rabbits won't allow them grow to maturity. Even tho i find it difficult to eat, allowing outsiders harvest them in return for their prayers of God bless and prosper you was refreshing to me.

So my tiler guy helped me arrange one trap and last night i caught this.

I am waiting for my neighbor's security to return from church so as to help me in killing it.
I must peppersoup this thing today.


Last one i ate was before Covid Broke out in Nigeria, i started feeling a sensation around my throat so i was scared i had Lassa fever so i stopped only to discover it was excessive cold water causing it.

NB: planting sweet potatoes and pigeon beans (isese) reduces incidence of weed sprouting like Reno OmoKurry withered beards.


Sorry, i initially forgot to add the pix

Updated: Caught a monitor lizard today

You kick Geepee tank abi you no kick?

diadem10:
Stop projecting your father. You dey mad.

This obviously is a fath.erless racoon who was dropped on his head at birth by his angry mo'ther

diadem10:


Most are Proverbs which useless and senseless zombidient can't comprehend of course. While the ones that are blunders are only few which Tinubu always corrected btw.

For example:

Church rats is a Proverb

Poisoned communion is a Proverb.

Dead fish can't make a soup sweet is a Proverb.

Balabala bolobolo are Yoruba words which means gibberish/rubbish. For example, if someone says you did that job balabala bolobolo. It means you did a rubbish job. Tinubu was simply saying his town hall meeting is innovative and different from balabala bolobolo, meaning his town hall meeting is different from gibberish/rubbish.

And several others which are Yoruba Proverbs.

Blunders was when he first said PD before correcting it to APC. Tinubu has only made few blunders which he always corrected btw.

After all, Peter Obi made his own blunders with his "Nassarawa is a great country". Why aren't the hypocritic senseless zombidients crying over the blunders of their GCE graduate?

This one was dropped on his head at birth.

What is this rubbish?

ThinkSmarter:
Umahi is very smart by building the King David Federal University of Medical Sciences and handing over to FG.
A very big gain to Ebonyi state.
After small boys that don't understand politics will be criticising him for decamping to APC.

Will not decamping had stopped him from building the university?

I thought some agbado urchins used the fact that Osun governor elect and hair deputy were Christians to support their muslim muslim ticket back in June?

So the man is now a muslim?

LeoDeKing:
I'm surprised APC is responding to that shit.

Ipob will concoct story and post it on social media.

When the authorised agency or association distances itself from the report, same ipob will still be the first on social media saying they deny what they had said.

Lies, mischief, tirades and vitriols are the basic fuel of pandora Obituary's campaign rikety vehicle.

That's a screenshot of the twitter account of the poster, how is he a member of Obi's group?

Or are you mentally inept like your presidential candidate?

kennyz247:

Wike for show face,make hm see weytin for happn to hm
if hm go get mouth talk any rubbish...

whether you like it or not Wike is also a betrayal....
they are all fighting for there personal selfish interest., politics is a game of betrayal and patience..
do you remember Wike gave sokoto people 500 million..just to buy support from the north?where did he got that kinda if not from River State revenue, if he Wike won the primaries,he won't be hear shouting foul play or equity up an down..
so just because he lost,the party most fall abi, everyone in party becomes he's enemy, imagine the inauguration of his brother,he can not attend all because of hatred and all ds his actions is not betrayals to the highest places abi?

See bragging

Tinubuwins2023e:
Anyone could claim that picture for clout. Wole Soyinka could also also claimed that picture but he isn't a foolish person like Donald Duke the failure ex governor. All this propaganda will not stop Tinubu from been the next Nigerian president. The earlier you this stupid ipob miscreants accept this bitter truth, the better you all start planning for this sure heartbreak

So basically Donald Duke lied? So why was it now removed from Tinubu's website after Duke's claim.

Lets assume it wasn't Duke's pix, this also shows Tinubu used an unknown kid pic passing it off as his, a brutal criminal

Same person who challenged a sitting president from his own Niger Delta stock.


Wike, kwantinue to bleach that nwoke bumshort from Dubai ass

Moh247:


Since you asked if my grandfather was responsible for your poverty, it's only right I make you understand everyone rich or poor have same 24hours..


Tinubu and Buhari both have a wife, with education and career and raised the number of children they can train

You on the other hand think giving birth like Almajiri is cool, you don't have a marketable skill, you don't have vocation, you just bank on speaking English and qouting statistics yet wonder why you don't earn more than $2 a day poverty benchmark

The people giving birth like almajiri don't speak English and they know nothing about statistics, they are the ones Buhari is claimed to have pulled out of poverty every year, meanwhile he pushed more than he met into multidimensional poverty.

That jagabandit is a hardened criminal.

Baba wey no well, he dey shout emilokan

kennyz247:
if the 5G step into that venue of inauguration,I'm very sure they will be stoned,boo and taunted as criminals/betrayals by the Yoruba faithful,they can't try that nonsense with elites in politics.. Wike and his ashoobi gangs can only desiv the east and South not north and west where politics are playd with comlete sense...

in a larger sense, Wike is seen as a more betrayal and mumu than Atiku he's fighting.....

Which yoruba politician has ever been stoned in this dispensation?

And who did the G5 betray? Atiku?

Atiku betrayed PDP in 2015, he wasn't stoned, same for Saraki, Tinubu cost the South West the speakership in 2011, he wasn't stoned, Tambuwal betrayed Wike at the convention ground, he wasn't stoned.
It is those who are aggrieved from betrayal that your "Yoruba faithfuls" are adept at stoning.