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The car below is for sale
-2000 model
-Manual Transmission
-In Lagos
-Price is 450k

The car is well taken care of, in perfect condition and was driven to the north and back earlier this month.

I am not the owner but you can call any of the following nos for more details

08033828199 Tope
08035842701 Ayo
08033084341 Akin

You made a good choice.

Please how much is a 2004 BMW 3 series, 6-cylinder engine, RWD?

Bros, your story is too much kwanu! We just asked you to like the party you prefer. We don't need all this lecture.

The thread is meant for Nairaland members, not market women.

Please like this post if you think that the APC is a formidable opposition, has the right credentials to run a better govt and should become the ruling party come 2015.

Please like this post if you think the PDP is doing a good job and you would like them to keep running Nigeria the way they currently do and beyond 2015.

My people, there's been so much verbal wars, insults, accusations & the like between the political parties PDP & (soon to be) APC, especially after ACN's recent national congress.

This thread is just a feel of what Nigerians think of the 2 parties. Please vote appropriately below.

I don't have problems with people who text while driving; you can never talk them out of it. They'll always argue with you and make it sound cool. Kill yourself, just don't take any innocent person along with you.

LOL @PDP's desperation.

MODS, abeg this is a FRONT PAGE material

blink182: so the stewpid phuck can't take a week out and resolve this himself, instead he is putting corrupt scavengers in charge that will turn the whole thing upside down.

If Jonathan was really a man that had nigerians at heart, this should be his most important work. Its even a mess he created and yet he's having such a hard time fixing it. All he does is nothing. What a waste. He should be ashamed of himself.

Sorry, Jonathan doesn't need to be ashamed of himself. It's Nigerians who should, for making this lunatic their president. The frustrating part is that if he contests again in 2015, he'll likely win. So don't you think Nigerians deserve him? It's such a shame!

Black chariot

lestat: ...
But personally I prefer gaming on a pc as I can run all the latest games on highest, I rigged up a HP workstation wx4600 Core2Quad 2.5, 4 gig ram, Custom power Crossair xh620 watts to power my Nvidia 8800xh GPU, 1 terabyte HDD, windows8 professional x64, all for less than 150k and believe me this baby rocks what she can do u cant get any laptop for 200k that can do what she can do, the fact is she is more powerful than 2 ps3 consoles connected serially.

There's no doubt desktops are better in terms of raw power but power (electricity) issue is the main snag if you live in Nigeria. Laptops have the advantage of mobility too.

Date: Circa 1994
Place: SS1A
By Whom: Mr Salami, an Integrated Science teacher
Reason: Noise making
Crazy Man! I wonder where he is now.

swtchicgurl: what kind of flogging are u talking about?

Naughty girl

Go to www.alienware.com for serious gaming laptops. They're made by DELL. Not cheap though. Good luck.

Gbawe: Absolutely correct. I have always said Jonathan is a very dangerous President because he is a very corrupt individual who believes in nothing at all. That combination is dangerous because many have noted this about GEJ to include the most lawless in society. The problem for Nigeria is that we have more than our fair share of fraudsters and get-rich-quick scammers. To then give these people the signal, openly, that they can act with total impunity and without fear of any sanction whatsoever is very dangerous. It is what has led to lawlessness and increasing corruption everywhere currently - and GEJ absolutely does not 'give a damn' either way. Under such a character 419, terrorism, insecurity, infrastructural decay, corruption and misrule will proliferate.

For example, the FG and the NNPC are the only authorities that can issue Marketers licence. Both are headed by GEJ and Allison-Madueke. Under the duo many crooks, without any capacity to deliver, gained Marketers licence. They then, under GEJ's watch, carried out the biggest scam seen in the fuel subsidy sector ever. The next thing is for a very corrupt and callously indifferent President , rather than accept responsibility, to be trying to fool Nigerians with James Bond shenanigans using crooked minions like Otedola. The whole sleazy charade stinks.

As a Nigerian, I am thoroughly ashamed of this Government because it is one thing to be corrupt but another to flaunt it so openly. It is the latter that taints us all as a people. Foreigners looking on will just wonder what manner of Nation Nigeria is and whether we are a morally bankrupt people. Of course they understand that scammers exist everywhere. What they will find difficult to rationalise is the action of the GEJ government that consistently and openly undermine all efforts to tackle corruption.

I've copied and saved this excellent analysis for future reference.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]they go abroad and they realise that the world is a cruel place and there is no point in kissing someone else's backside.[/quote]I gbadun this thread. Una too make sense.

[quote author=Alaafia l‘oro]I am xtian but my surname starts with sango(yoruba-god of thunder). I can‘t count the number of people that have advised me to change it but as long as I live on this planet I won‘t change it. My surname usually sound somehow to ppl but I like it that way.[/quote]100 Likes
Na inferiority complex dey worry our pple, esp all these sudden born-agains (abi na borns-again?).

Reno, Nigerians are wiser now. You can't hoodwink us with all these propaganda about Buhari. If you and your Re.tarded boss have any evidence against him, charge him to court, otherwise SHARAAAAP.

gulfer: Waoh, this must be a descendant Cyclope killed by Odysseus in the Greek mythology.

Exactly what came to my mind. Meaning that the those so-called monsters were not so mythical afterall. Interesting!

@Eko Atlantic*

Is the fair still open today Sunday 11th? I'd like to go there.

shaneroberts26: Oll of una na na mumu,upon say una read d article and even kno about d man checkered profile,una stil dey wish am happy birthday.Suffering and smiling indeed.

You have the same kind of brain as Jonathan - FUFU brain.

[quote author=Brand_new]Na wa o! Who come holy for naija sef?[/quote]So you believe that trash? You're chronically gullible.

Happy birthday sir. I've got lots of respect for you. I wish you good health and looooooooooooong life.

werepeLeri: From Ribadu himself on Page 2 of the report:

The report on page two states that: “The data used in this report was presented by various stakeholders who made submission to the Task Force in the course of our assignment at various dates, which have been disclosed in relevant sections of the report. Due to time frame of the assignment, some of the data used could not be independently verified and the Task Force recommends that the Government should conduct such necessary verifications and reconciliations.”


Is this not what government is taking about? Take it or leave it, why is Ribadu passing the job of the committee back to government?

The next thing for any sensible govt to do is extend the mandate of the committee so that all unverified data can be verified and the report re-submitted.

The style of this govt is to pretend to be fighting corruption when we all know it's not fighting jack. I don't know about you o but I'm not that easily deceived. The handwriting is clear on the wall. At the end of the day, this govt is will leave the oil industry worse than it met it.

Mustay: Ahan why nau? I just LMFAOed at this

One thing that has been observed is a lack of public etiquettes here - peeps seem to take things for granted and tend to play it down with "na only you do this and that?" etc

For those who litter, please don't eat or drink such stuff if you know you won't dispose the wrappers/containers properly - even the manufacturers beg you and still display an image of 'Dispose Off Properly', 'Keep Nigeria Clean' etc - even for those who can't read, the image of a bin + a (wo)man is there. iHiss
It even gets worse when private car owners or passengers throw things outta the window - gross indecency. These are the same people who'll abuse their government for 'this and that' whilst still contributing to more 'these and those'.

Whilst the car owner is the owner of the property, I'd say is a 2-way thing. There are some passengers you don't roll with but it's the radio that kills the 'suspense' but increasing the volume to incredible levels is similarly disrespectful to the occupant except such a person acedes to that or is a 'party rider'.

For a city like Lagos, maybe the 'banging the door' mentality is as a result of the 'rush rush, no suegbe' kinda atmosphere of Lagos - even in public vehicles, you must always be gingered ni shaaaaaa!

LOL. I like your flows.

obalolaunited: 250 billion? Seriously they both need 2 be in jail but trust naija chei naija i hail thee coffee wey i dey drink wan comot 4 my nose

This man you're very funny. Do you always drink coffee? You must be very black o.

Obiageli Ezekwesili

Okonjo-Iweala is a scam.

Chidi has really spiced up the show. I love the blindfold challenge and the way he handled it. 5 to go now.

Chidi was right, that girl's IQ is pretty low. She only stayed up to that point out of pure luck.

100% in support. NAPTU2 has said it all above.

obadiah777: THIS MAN IS AMAZING. WAS SPEAKING TO MY MUM THE OTHER DAY. SHE SAID LAGOS STATE IS NOW LIKE LONDON. AIRCONDITIONED BUSES FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, TRAFFIC LIGHTS AT NIGHT THAT WORK, PLANTED TREES EVERYWHERE, NO MORE OVERHANGING WIRES, DRAINAGE SYSTEM IS GOOD, LIGHT IS CONSTANT ETC ETC. SHE SAID ITS LIKE LIVING IN LONDON. FASH IS DOING BIG THANGS. AND THOSE OF YOU LAGOSIANS WHO WANT HIM FOR PRESIDENT, THATS A BAD MOVE BECAUSE LAGOS WILL DETERIORATE AGAIN. AS PRESIDENT HE WILL GIVE ALLOCATIONS TO STATES AND WHATEVER THEY DO WITH IT IS UP TO THEM. HE CANT BE HANDS ON AS A PRESIDENT. SO YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE CLAMORING TO KEEP HIM IN LAGOS INSTEAD OF FOR PRESIDENCY

Your mom actually exaggerated it. Lagos is improving but it can't be compared with London yet. The improvement is still mainly at the metropolitan areas, not the suburbs, and you know most Lagosians live in the suburbs. I know the govt would like to do much more, but funds are seriously lacking. I believe we'll get there sha. I wish other states too could develop in the same manner so the population growth of Lagos can slow down.