adenigga:




Source: https://punchng.com/Hardship-will-end-soon-FG-tells-aggrieved-Nigerians

accordadoga24:
Hehehe

Na Christ Embassy do me something oo

As a new member, you must attend classes and write a test/exam.

I attended my classes and passed my exam.

After I don struggle attend classes, pass exam dem say make I come pay 6500 for certificate and graduation gown.

How much dem dey print certificate for UTC and Area 10? N200.

I come dey wonder whether na the certificate angels go check for gate before dem go allow u enter paradise

Dem neva even know if new member see food chop come church.

I miss their songs and swags sha

illicit:
Buh why

😳

chatinent:

Big4wig:


Source: https://punchng.com/robbers-raid-three-banks-in-benue-kill-seven

File Photo used for illustration

Humblesam:
The names, their bank accounts and addresses of the 15 millions ...
Lemme check something.

chokekachy:


https://independent.ng/obi-not-tinubu-won-2023-presidential-election-says-ex-sgf-babachir-lawal/?utm_source=&utm_medium=

post=126207739:
What is worse than being BROKE ?

sirblend:
You are lucky....

Though I don't know him, but I know he has automatically escaped the hell fire Tinubu has turned Nigeria to....

RIP

endsarrrs:

Pathfinder2090:
Nice one
But have it in mind that Nigerian girls are useless..all of them.

shortgun:
Tinubu simply doesn't have what it takes to lead this country.

Tinubu snubbed and humiliated over 300 ably qualified military generals to appoint their junior all because he wants someone from his ethnic group in position.

Other presidents before him appointed Service chiefs and CDS from other tribes according to seniority.
Tinubu is a bigot

SwayG:
This is one of the reasons why I respect Burna boy. He is doing it but playing safe. Na only person wey dem catch dey rob be thief.

However, nobody should castigate Davido. Its never easy to be popular, be a billionaire and powerful. Ladies will rush after you. They offer their bodies to to you free of charge.

When I was in the SUG in my university, countless ladies loved me like they could die if they don't. Ladies just love men with power and money. They want to sleep with you by all means possible. Many girls will cook for you for free with their money, give you gifts and offer free love, even those with boyfriends want to sleep with you. You can't just control them.
Even if they see you with other ladies, they still want you. Infact, that's when they want you more.

Ladies take pride in being Davido's baby mama. They blow up immediately and become almost like a celebrity. Thousands of ladies are ready to still sleep with Davido if he has 100 baby mama's.

Same goes to a beautiful lady. The way men call, try to get the attention and die for beautiful ladies you'd think their lives is at stake. You may not understand this if you don't have a very beautiful sister.

naptu2:
Gboyega Akosile @gboyegaakosile



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MrBroke:
Wetin b the gain after the 10,000 pussies your dick enter