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NTRODUCTION OF THE AUTHOR
It was Monday, the twenty first of October 2019, the OP was at work. A woman was next room to where he was. He was almost alone except for the company of this beautiful woman that just walked in. He had toasted her but all to no avail. She was looking tired or exhausted on a Monday morning.
Criminal minds will know what has happened during the weekend.
As usual it was boring and the OP was perusing through the English textbook situated on his table when he flipped through a sentence on page 112 of Intensive English for Senior Secondary Schools book 2 by Benson Oluikpe, Emeka Otagburuagu, Elsie A Ogbonna, Nnaemeka B Anasiudu, Sam Onuigbo, Thelma Y Obah of the Africana First Publisher Limited. This edition was reprinted in 2004; where he met the sentence "People who live in glass houses shooed not throw stones"
He was also listening to Cool FM where Cobham's "I say no" was being played. The noise of the music was oozing out from the speakers of his China phone.
Up nest was the midday news. The news was taking about Aisha Buhari getting angry on recorded video which was recorded by Fatima and it was uploaded on YouTube for every one to watch.
You don't need to wash your dirty lingeries on the social media. This is an issue that they should both resolve and not brought online.
Just like the Busola Dakolo and Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo' s you raped me case.
After all the online persecution and social media brouhaha, what happened? Some school of thoughts even blamed the woman, Busola herself, that why is she just bringing this to limelight since all these years.
THE STORY BEGINS
MR A was rich with plump and affluence. He had three wives Mrs B( also known as Alicia Keys), Mrs C(also known as Celine Dion) and Mrs D(also known as Whitney Houston).
There was rivalry and jealousy amongst his wives. Especially Mrs C and Mrs D .
Mrs C was the second or middle wife, so she bears the utmost pressure most times. She had two sons
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Mrs C was the second or middle wife, so she bears the utmost pressure most times. She had two sons and a daughter before she married Mr A but later bore 2 girls and a son for him. It was even because her friends advised her to soften up during sex for Mr A to penetrate deeply and sex her rigorously so that she will give birth to a boy. This is not for God's sake, it is to inherit Mr A's property. Because a girl has no inheritance in Yoruba land like a. boy will have . A boy will have the lion share whereas the girls will all go to their husbands houses and drop their father's name.
Mrs C was a very cruel and wicked woman, she always torment the other siblings of Mr A. Before Mr A married both of Mrs C and Mrs D he had a quarrel with his first wife and this led to him bringing out a double barrel gun threatening to shoot her.
Mrs B packed all her loads and left. But as custom deems it fit in Yoruba culture, the man owns the child, so all her children were left with Mr A and directly or indirectly it was Mrs C that will cater for them, Mrs B bore two girls and four boys.
She took two with her, a boy and a girl and left the rest.
Lunch was usually after noon. The whole house will be bubbling to the aroma of fried fish, sizzling onions, frying tomatoes and burnt yam flour simmering on the fire.
Trays or big bowls are common for eating. The big ones will always bully the young and small ones. Eat their fishes, meats, eggs or even pour hot Amala on their hands. There was a day that Chris , Celine Dion's first son was eating along with the children of Alicia Keys, they were all seated at the dinning.
Olumide, Babatunde and Debanji were also there. But instead of Debanji to fight for the interest of his younger brothers, he always fight for his own selfish interest.
Chris deliberately scooped hot Amala and spilled it on Olumide 's hand. It swelled up and he could no longer continue to eat. This called for Cardi 's attention. She was their grand mother. Dragging her feet on the terrazzo floor, she arrived after hearing the screams of Olumide.
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DISCLAIMER
Note
All the names in this story are all fake and fictitious. They were purposely employed by the OP to redirect the casts of their initial roles.
No harm was meant to the popularity or fame of any of these names either dead or alive
The story is purely fiction!!!

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FAMILY TREE OF MR A
WIVES
FIRST WIFE: ALICIA KEYS OR MRS B
SECOND WIFE: CELINE DION OR MRS C
THIRD WIFE: WHITNEY HOUSTON OR MRS D
CHILDREN: MRS B' S CHILDREN
1.YEMI ALADE 2. DEBANJI3. BABATUNDE 4. OLUMIDE 5. NURU MARLI 6. ASA
MRS C'S CHILDREN: 1. CHRIS 2. WIZ KHALIFA 3. NICKI MINAJ 3. JENNIFER LOPEZ, 4. TIWA SAVAGE 5. WIZKID
MRS D'S CHILDREN: 1. RIHANNA 2. SHAKIRA 3. BEYONCE 4. OFFSET

In a jiffy, she asked Babatunde to bring the Vaseline or petroleum jelly from her room to soothe the injury.
Inside him, Chris was now smiling. Though Debanji, Babatunde and Olumide were all annoyed, there was nothing that they could do. They cold not plan any reprisal attacks, so they all kept mum and hypnotized.
Celine Dion also was happy, fulfilled and having a very good day at what just happened. Sometimes she won't wear pants to the kitchen.
Yemi Alade, Niniola, Kim Kardashian usually notice that immediately she stands up from Mr A 's diick she goes straight to the kitchen to cook without bathing, cleaning or even toothbrushing.
Mr A usually use sex enhancement drugs like Orobokibo and so on to boost his libido or sometimes Chelsea dry gin.
He will then loud the music player in his room so that all the soft moans to the sex will be swallowed up and will not be heard by passerbys
Out of jealousy on Mr A's property, Celine Dion and Whitney Houston had a cloth-tearing fight that Whitney beat the hell out of Celine. It was an unforgettable evening like Alicia Keys usually say, it is when the man is telling one of his wives the secrets of the other wife that they start to quarrel, fight and hate each other.
Mr A went to mosque to pray as usual and Whitney had left her room to where Mrs C was situated. She fought and tore her clothes. The people inside quickly informed each other about this incident and news was passed onto Mr A about his fighting wives.
When he got home, he summoned them but could not scold or admonish them as they were busy yelling at the top of their voices on each other.
At dawn, Mrs D was told to go back to LOFF while Mrs C remained in INSTANBUL. The rate of jealousy and rivalry between both of them was so high that it could degenerate.
So separating both of them is the best option. Mr A's friends and his mom also advised him not to put two fighters together under the same roof.
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Years later, in the kitchen where Mrs C usually cooks, she noticed that meat usually disappears from her pot. What she and her daughter Nicki Minaj usually do is to count the number of meat that was cooked before leaving the kitchen.
The kitchen was situated between NURU Marli and Wiz Khalifa 's rooms, so the two suspected meat thieves were either NURU Marli (the primary or main target) and Wiz Khalifa , the favourite or non-suspect.
They usually hold conspiracy meetings planning, scheming and plotting against NURU Marli because he is Mrs C's step son, his mom isn't living with them at the house.
When NEPA brings the bill for the month, they will ask all the males who are working,
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