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AT BERLIN


Nuru Marli reached home at past eleven o clock. There was a traffic jam on the Instanbul Berlin expressway. It was raining like cat and dog and a minivan got a flat tyre in the middle of the road. The driver was trying to fix it. But after trying to no avail to get stone, Jack, spare tyre because he didn't have any of these in his boot.

That was why Road Safety officials usually arrest many of them when they are travelling. The passengers and drivers that were behind the still vehicle were fed up. They alighted from their vehicle. They were forced to help the delay causing man. They united together and started to help the man replace the flat tyre with the spare.

Jack, spanner, stones were immediately brought out from no where. As if they were conjured from mid air. The man was grateful. He was told to start the engine. It spurted out loud screeches once, twice and loudly many times. Everybody shouted "Which type of motorcar is this? " The vehicle refused to start. Some passengers even jested "You better go and buy another motorcar. This one you are driving is not a car ooooh! "

Nuru Marli was already already drenched. He is now feeling cold and shivering a little bit. All he could do was to watch the soap opera.


AT INSTANBUL

At midnight, everyone had gone to sleep, there was light from the evening around 6pm. On Fridays if there is light from 6pm, what the NEPA people usually do is to leave it(the light) till the next day's morning before they will switch it off again.
So street neighbours were all aware of this, so they went inside to watch film, receive fan, cook food, iron their clothes, wash their dirty clothes with washing machine, pump water from boreholes into their storex tanks and so on.
If Nuru Marli was at home now, he would be doing almost all of these, except pumping water from their well. It was Wiz Khalifa that was the Minister of water resources. He usually pumps the water from the well.

Whenever they want to use the water, they will send one of his younger ones may be Tiwa Savage, Nicki Minaj or Wizkid to inform him that they have brought light. He didn't have an electric bulb in his room, it has burnt and he didn't replace it.

Wizkid entered his room and called him. It was very dark inside, no reflection of light was seen. Wiz Khalifa was lying almost dead on the bed. He was having a stomach ache or concoction. Wizkid called him but he got no response, he turned back and went out.

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Mrs C couldn't find her phone. And Whenever she missed her phone, it can only be with only one person, that is Wizkid. What will he be doing with the phone? He will be playing games on it!!
"Wizkid, Wizkid, Wizkid" she shouted calling him.
Mr A asked "What happened? Why are you calling him? Where is he? " he asked gently turning towards her side.
"He is with my phone! I can't find my phone !" she barked at him.
"Its like he has went to tell brother Wiz Khalifa to pump water, that NEPA have brought light" Nicki Minaj replied.
Both of Tiwa Savage and Jennifer Lopez have slept on Mr A's bed. Though they have beds and televisions at their respective rooms, they usually prefer to watch together in Mr A's room. The movie was Jumong and Young Po and Die So Y'all were both plotting and scheming how they will kill Jumong.

Wiz Khalifa usually plays both sides for fools. If he sees Nuru Marli, he smiles and talks, shakes him like his friend but when Nuru Marlo has went out, he connived and conspires with his mum and his sisters.

Whenever he is with his mum, they backbite and plan about how to confisticate, steal or loot all the luggage and properties in the house.

One very funny thing about them is that they believe that all the luggage and bags in the house belongs to them. Even if you put your phone on the table, after stealing it, they will say that it belongs to them.

Earlier, Nuru Marli does not usually lock his door anytime he is going out for work. They take this as a chance to plunder all his belongings. They measure bowls of rice, beans, garri, our off his kerosene because they knew he usually cooks with kerosene stove, eat a portion of his already cooked food and pretend as if they were innocent.
It was after Eid El Fitr celebrations and for the fact that Berlin is Mr A's hometown, he alongside his family usually travel to Berlin to celebrate the Eid El Fitr and Eid El Kabir celebrations.
But during this Eid El Fitr, they didn't travel. Except Nuru Marli, he secretly travelled in the evening when there was light. Anytime that there is light everyone will usually be inside watching film.
He packed some of his clothes in a nylon, bag, toothbrush, slippers and departed for Berlin.
His mum had called him earlier that she wanted to see him. He didn't even seem it fit to inform his dad.
The usual custom is that whenever you want to travel, you should inform everyone before you depart, Nuru Marli didn't inform anyone of his departure, he took a French leave. Fate will even say that it was God that saved him.

to be continued......

go to sexuality or romance sections, they plenty for there. Good evening