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a prostitute went to medical doctor and asked him to make a new hole on her body , the doctor asked her

doctor: are you not satisfied with how God made you?
prostitute: business is moving fast these days, I want to open another office.


@mynd44 @lalasticlala @amaratasha @profilemessages @damoladamola

a prostitute went to visit a medical doctor and asked him questions about her health

prostitute: doctor why is it that their is no hair growing in my private part region? I have put cream, and many lotions but still no hair?

doctor: have you ever seen grasses growing on a very busy expressway

@amratasha or wetin den dey call you or wetin you dey call yourself? is it by force to fvck pvssy? if I want to fvck a woman and she says no, should I go and kill my self,

or are you going to fvck me to test whether I am a virgin or not?

abeg abeg say beta tin! cos all these ones wey you dey yahn na opata!!!!

to all my great guys on nairaland abeg no mind this lady abeg, may be she needs some d1ck!!!!!!!!

disappointment is not restricted to any name! so don't get it twisted, your twin brother can disappoint you!

but to make it fun, I have also been disappointed by a girl, and coincidentally her name was amaka! I had love for her but I did not know that she never loved me ! she slept with almost all of my friends,

it broke me , but I have moved on, but I now find it very hard to love again, so guys should just up their game and man up!!

like there are rules to games, there are rules to love too, if you are not a good player, then you loose!!

on the other hand , its not all about sadness, sorrow and heartbreaks, smart guys like my friends back then are eating fine babes with butter, so its just about how you package!!!!!!

burnaboy ft endia shuga: my guy is feeling so high like him dey on some liquor shots!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you know what I mean you are a fan!!!!!

old thread, I have read this before, modds should do something about that

as for the guy! well he got what he deserved, even if you did it (fvck) without any drug, your body will take a lot of time to replenish! talkless of him being dope before the lady comes! he really bleeped up! must he drug himself up? are there no hotels nearby, all he needs is just a condom.

some guys seff!!!!

only in nigeria

it is only in nigeria that johnny that wanted to become a doctor ends up as a conductor
it is only in Nigeria that amaka that wanted to become a nurse ends up as olosho!
it is only in Nigeria that groundnuts are sold in bottles and pure water are in nylons!
it is only in Nigeria that small doctor is richer than ten medical doctors
it is only on Nigeria that Linda ikeji will go on vacations every month and tell us that she gets her money from blogging!

#GodblessNigeria!!??

2 homeless evil spirits
spirit 1: friend I Have been homeless since these days what am ongoing to do?
spirit 2: has the Almighty God not created the earth to be wide and spacious?
spirit 2 : (sights a heavily backsides lady walking across) (taps his friend)
spirit 1: what is it leave me alone!!!!!!
spirit 2: didn't you said you were homeless? look at that woman's backside won't you enter it?
spirit 1: only me should enter and be living in this fifty storeyed building? you want loneliness to kill me?

she knows how to sing very well, but I dont know why all of them are on the reggae and dance hall genre, like Cynthia Morgan also!


isn't tiwa savage sleeping with wizkid? so what the hell is she trying to say here!

when you are rich up to a stage, sex is just a matter of how much?


or miss kimani if otedola wants to sleep with you you won't accept??

2 homeless evil spirits

spirit 1: friend I Have been homeless since these days what am ongoing to do?
spirit 2: has the Almighty God not created the earth to be wide and spacious?
spirit 2 : (sights a heavily backsides lady walking across) (taps his friend)
spirit 1: what is it leave me alone!!!!!!
spirit 2: didn't you said you were homeless? look at that woman's backside won't you enter it?
spirit 1: only me should enter and be living in this fifty storeyed building? you want loneliness to kill me

saggy breasts, smelling pussy, soft yansh, are all what are left when all what a woman that is beautiful but has no brain will be left with!


you will not know now, till you get old when your body will tell!

go and look at the faces of old prostitutes in their seventies! and men will still be moving about with their car looking for fresh cold blooded ones!


luggage(pussy) at owners risk!

a little boy walked along a sea shore and saw some thousands of almost dead star fishes, he picked one of them and threw it back into the sea, a man walked up yo him and said: what the hell do you think you are doing? you can't save all of them!, the boy replied, well I just saved one!


you may not be able to save everyone! or solve all the problems, but the little you can do will later amount to something!

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ceesa milli in soco : ibadi like gorodom!

David mark used 16years in the Senate, bukola also used 4years as the senate president, there are six geo political zones in Nigeria, are you saying that the other regions should not have a bite of the presidency of the senate?


life is not meant for only one person, next term when its their turn, they will make good and judicious use of it!

is there any difference between hoes, oloshos, pornstars, prostitutes, floozies, baby mamas, sluts, and slay mamas,
ashawos, etc


just imagine after sleeping with all the guys in your area, you will still call that thing a PRIVATE PART!

some women sha!

just imagine after sleeping with all the guys in your area you still call that thing PRIVATE PART!



SOME GIRLS SHA!!!

to put in archeological terms :THATS A TOMB IN WHICH MANY PHARAOHS HAVE LAIN

IF you have watched the film where that statement was said name the title of the film!

akpos and journalist!

journalist (with microphone in his hand pointing towards akpos): what is hate?
akpos: this is when you hate buhari so much thatbyou vote for atiku in 2019 presidential elections and after the elections you still accuse buhari of not selecting people from your region for top political positions!

Beyonce ft jay z in apeshit said: hades(hellfire) is in danger!




because many people are already ready to enter it!

but hear what hellfire itself said in a holybook: God asked: are you(hell) satisfied? hell replied: ARE THERE MORE(PEOPLE) TO COME?

unlike how most people think that this beef will affect her sales presently, I share a contrary view on the other hand , why I do is that if you are observant with most musicians and beefs, what they do is to use the beef to sky rocket their sales and make it to plummet and plump up rather than what most people are thinking that it will nose dive!



don't forget that she is not the first person to beef yahoo guys! when 9ice sang living things featuring davido where he said kinsha ti lowo (I must be rich by all means)
, he was beefed by falz where falz said its not good for musicians and praise singers to be celebrating internet fraudsters.


if you are very conversant with the music industry, you will observe that what usually happens when you startle a segment of the listeners against the other, the beef with rather bring money to the pocket of the marketers and bloggers than nose dive the musicians career.

some musicians began their career with controversy! check eedris abdulkareem, rugged man, seriki, davido, mi , shatta wale, and so on

the love of dick is too much for nowadays girls, they are too desperate that they an even ask you to sleep with them anywhere that they meet you on the road,

two things that will make people suffer the torment of hell, 1. tongue and 2. private parts

you thing I am saying nonsense, shebi you have boyfriend or girlfriend, ask him or her how many girls or guys he or she has slept with!

then you will know what I am talking about
olamide in shakiti bobo: ogbeni leave am eeeee, E. NO DEY READ METER EEEE

after being drunk on alcohol or high on weed, codeine, tramadol or cocaine, shaking your body to the party song with merry, they then give birth to a child.

so what type of child would you expect them to give birth to? 1. yahoo yahoo 2. drug dealers 3. pant snatchers 4. political looters and you know the rest!


we keep blaming our leaders, but wait aren't they selected from amongst us?

even if you sing sh1t, all that matters is for baba God to put blessing in it! sh1t +success =gold , think of many dope artists out there that are not yet blowing like her! BABA GOD ABEG no bless only me , bless my enemies too!!!!!!



if you get it, I mean if you are in my realm right now, you will say AMEN!

25naira for 500mb every night for airtel, if you know *312# then you will know what the hell I am talking about! GOD BLESS AIRTEL EHN! WHO SAY ENO BETA FOR THEM NA CROWD GO GATHER THE PERSON BEAT!

can't even remember the last time that I did subscription!
you said glo! THEIR NETWORK IS INCONCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

keep it up! later they will say that its only lai Mohammed that tells lies! plug an average Nigerian to a lie detector and he will beat it with lies!!

BEANSANDBREAD00:
Never underestimate the vagina of a woman it can swallow anything including your head

including your glory and destiny . the fear of pussie is thevl beginning of wisdom

who is he? why was he arrested in the first place? guys please share?

if you know music then you will know that he is not a small boy in the history of African music!


I don't approve of his attitude though, he has a very bad character, but when you talk about music, the guy is dope!!!!!!!!!!!!

the guy fvck up big time but at all at all he ought to be compensated