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some people even if they cannot sh1t its Buhari!!!!

na Buhari cause your problem??

her breast has fallen flat like slippers or Olympus. but her yansh still dey there sha, e go Sweet well well for doggy style. on a scale of ten sha I will give her 6/10 but her pussy go don large well well, so you need a very big dick to fvck her or if yours na small one, you need to be moving at a high speed or frequency

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they used to call him yeye bello, after causing trouble and finishing his fight with Dino melaye, he will then run and hide under buhari in abuja.

pasuma: e don tey paasooo baraka no be today oooo!!!! ati wa tipe tipe no be today oooo!!!!!


its guys like Cyril that made my days those days!


indomie generations won't know this guy!!!!

what people think about you in most times does not matter like what you think about your self!

ihdinna siratal mustaqim! hasbiyakallahu lai illaha illa allahu alayhi tawakaltu wahuwa robil arshil azim!!

Almighty God please come and save me. from these soul sucking disbelievers ooooo!!!!

in You (God ) only is my strength ooooo


God who asked me to even comment before, next time I will mind my business,

soul sucking devils!!!!!

I don't know that they plenty like this for nairaland chai CHINEKE Mere!!!!! (bikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

she is just happens to be a right person doing the right thing at the wrong time for a strongly set of hateful people!

you cannot satisfy everybody, but what she is doing now comes at a time when the opposition have not even accepted that they were defeated in the just concluded elections!

their rage and hate is filling the container to the brim!

so anything she does now will be like pouring oxygen inside fire! it puffs up and swells

you ask where did I get my facts from, check you friends on NAIRALAND!!!

YOU KNOW THEM DONT YOU?

@Buharisisdead @myvillagepeople @profilemessages @ @diebuhari @mynd44 @lalasticlala @amaratasha @coneheads @afonja @smellypussy

who will fvck them? you ? how. many d1cks do you have?

twentieth century women don't depend on men for money like you rightly said but they still someone to sleep with at night and someone to take them to shopping, buy then jewelries and Brazilian hair!

so unless all of them(women) are gays and lesbians don't be deceived , directly or indirectly they will still depend on men, even for advice, or for chain of command,

the way a man can think can't be compared with the way women think( I have my respect for women oooo)

may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace

oh boy this guy no dey sleep oh! its like 24 hours is not enough for him!!!!!
may be he is an alien!!!!!

in case you don't understand what he means here I swhat he is saying

if you are an upcoming male artists steal pants!!

if you are an upcoming female artists sleep with your bosses!!!

you say I am corrupt!

on our modern day society, people worship success, nobody wants failure!
there is no more mortality, no wrong, no right! the end justifies the means!!!!

Olympus has fallen!

yes they are books of Allah and they were revealed with perfection, but some of them were later adulterated by men, but the last one which is Al Quran was not and will never be adulterated and will remain in perfection till eternity!

what is the name of the blog, what browser or search engine did you used, is it on phone or on the computer system?


I am not an expert, but you can meet with web developers or tech guys in the tech section of nairaland they might be able to put you through!

he is giving them anointing

trust nobody in politics, their is no permanent enemy and no permanent friend, its just each and every man for himself.

the guy that area boys wanted to kill themselves for today may later decamp to the opposition party!

stop playing dumb politics, play smart politics,

in 2019 elections, there was no violence in the south , but there was low turnout of voters, while in the north east where there was violence, people turned out end masse,


don't loose your head because of most Nigerians!!!!

you ask why?

MOST OF THEM ARE HYPOCRITES!!!!!

on the news you will see them calling themselves the grand master of data!

but on a very good day, glo has a very bad network, some say that their network is good in their area, and some say that their network is bad in their area, but please tell me how do you define network when it does not cover everywhere

the reason why I am still using glo is because I have their number as my contact line, and its only N1 on its account balance, since last year, I just use it to receive calls and nothing more!!

glo sucks!!!!

it is when the cane no enter your body wet you go dey say then no beat you!

akpos and journalist

journalist: what is trouble?
akpos: trouble is when you slap a soldier and jump onto the bike but the bike did not start!!

pastor is getting fat while the church members are getting thinner!!
irony of life!

because your papa get money does not mean that you have sense, morals and values,

check most drug addicts like cocaine heroine or marijuana are usually rich kids, why because their papa is rich! they have everything! all what's left is what to spend money on

check most musicians too are usually rich spoilt kids 1. davido ----adeleke family 2. DJ cuppy ----otedola family 3. DJ spinall etc

most of them are well to do guys, all they spend their money time wealth and health are clubbing , party , and threesomes. just imagine no positive moral or value from them!!!!!!

and what did you expect before may be their father stole or looted the money in the first place! like father like daughter!!!!

Parrot For Sale* A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot. *The owner:* "we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself" *Lady:*"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself" The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot. *Lady:* how do I look? *Parrot:* like a prostitute *Lady:* I won't buy it, this parrot is rude! *The owner:* pls lady just give me a moment.....(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot, "if u're rude to that lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket". When the man came back to d counter he told the lady now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure u that he will be polite. CONVERSATION *LADY:* if I come home at night with a man, what will u call this man? *PARROT:* Your husband! *LADY:* Good, what if I come home with two men? *PARROT:* Your husband & your in-law. *LADY:* Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3 men? *PARROT:* Your husband, your inlaw & your brother! *LADY:* Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men? *PARROT:* (looked back at the owner)....and said *"pls go and drown me, I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!!!*

what is transpiring indirectly between them is as follows

guy: do you agree to sleep with me anytime that I want?
girl: yes I agree, and will also suck you too!

both of them are nothing but two sexually deprived partners, after banging each other for a while don't be surprised if they said that they have divorced!

what do you expect from a building without foundation? collapse!!!

you are right, but what they are saying here is different. they are talking in terms of growth, development and standard of living, take USA for example, they are 300 million or above (even more than Nigeria with 200 million) , but you cant compare their standard of living with our own here in Nigeria in terms of growth and development


so when we talk of overpopulation, like China for example they have started to tap into their human resources, and like India too!!!!

but here in Nigeria we are just plenty but for no benefit. I hope you get the contrast!!!!

evil will continue to prevail if good people sit down fold their arms and do nothing!

the world belongs to all of us!

a wise man once said: in basket of eggs, there will be bad eggs and small eggs, its just that sometimes we are usually overwhelmed with the bad ones that we forget to praise the good guys among them


don't get me wrong, I am not saying that harrasing anybody who carries a laptop and calling him a yahoo yahoo is good, but all in the name of vain glory we shloud not always be shooting down our policemen and women ,because we still have good ones among them, even if they are few!



and let's not forget, that they were selected from our society, they are not aliens, so what we breed is what we get!!!!

Anita! Anita! Anita! how many times did I called you? do you want thunder to fire you?

as for my guys abeg no vex I get one akpos jokes for you help me enjoy am

akpos and Nigerian films
journalist: (with microphone on his hand pointing at akpos): why don't you like Nigerian movies?
akpos: because when the community wants to offer a virgin girl for sacrifice, they will search and search the whole community till they find a virgin girl whom no man has ever touched
journalist: and who is she?
akpos: (smiles) EHM! EHM! TONTO DIKEH!

davido: dele na my boy !!! dele na my boy!!!!

if you are in my realm you will understand!

sh1t house, may be she will be using potty to sh1t because that thing will break a water closet!!

sh1t house if you are fvcking this one, it will just be like dropping a drop of water inside an ocean, NO EFFECT!!!


TERRY IN SOCCO: IBADI LIKE GORO DOM!

please where is Enugu? I hope it is not in Nigeria?

haters I live in kwara state, oya come and catch me!!!!!

if you are in my realm right now you are a correct guy!!!!!!
#GODBLESSNIGERIA!!!!!