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greatest , greatest is just a matter of time, there is no greatness that has not been mown down by the sickle of time! like the Pope rightly said, God is the greatest!


if you a student of history, you will observe there has been great men in the past


check, Pele, zidane, ronaldinho, eusebio, delimaronaldo, baggio, maradona, and so on!


life is like an army barrack SOLDIERS COME AND SOLDIERS GO!

what's very funny about guys on nairaland is that those guys stealing their money will be inside air conditioners cooling off and enjoying, but they will be here busy abusing and hauling tantrums and insults at each other!

Monkey dey work baboon dey chop!

cdq: the baby that you want to die because of, is the one that I( cdq) am giving touch your toes

you said that he has died, later you said that he is jubril from Sudan, later you said he did not have waec certificate, later you said that he is brain dead, later you said he is deaf in one ear, later you said he has memory loss, later you said he wants to islamise Nigeria, later you said he is favouring one region in his appointments, later you said he is not fighting corruption, but using efcc to catch his enemies! later you said he is baba go slow! later you said he is not concerned about party politics in zamfara, Ogun. and IMO, later you said he is not doing anything about insecurity and boko haram issues, later you said he cannot win the 2019 elections, later you said that he rigged the elections! when he said anyone that carried ballot box will pay with his life, you said he is undemocratic! , later you said has not done any project, later you said he wants to control the national assembly and the house of reps top leaders!




God please save us from the evils of men!
God bless Nigeria!

relegation teams when the league is comming to an end are always tough to defeat! though Chelsea are also struggling, I hope they can win

not good but you might end up watching Gigabytes of porn and masturbating, but its better to marry sha!

akpos and journalist

journalist: what is trouble?
akpos: trouble is when you slap a soldier and jump on the bike but the bike did not start!

akpos and journalist

journalist: what is trouble?
akpos: trouble is when you slap a soldier and jump on a bike but the bike did not start!

instead of them to blame their governors for whatever problem that they face or that is happening in their region! all they can do is to come to nairaland and be bombarding buhari !

and on the day of election, they will hide behind the clutches of their keyboards and type unfair elections! where as the aboki guys are in the sun in kano and north Nigeria voting!


talk cannot cook rice!

she no longer has songs on top chart, all she now does is to post nude, I miss her back in those days! if you have listened to RUDEBOY , you will know what I am taking about!

the only problem about shatta wale is his attitude, but when you talk of music, I like his music, stoneboy fans don't be angry, I listen to stoneboy too and unlike him!


but when it comes to controversy, you can't beat shatta wale with controversy, cos he will come at you with every drop of his blood,

I LOVE AFRICAN MUSIC! PEACE AND LOVE NO HATRED TO ANYONE!

apart from fvcking and sucking , the next thing a woman can do is to collect your money and duck you! #listen to kiss Daniels fvck you

the woman that one man wants to die on top is the same woman that another man gives fvck 24/7 #ironyoflife!

a wise man was once asked, "who are the companion of the hell fire! " (that who are the most people in the punishment of hell fire on the day of judgement?)


and he replied: they are women, and its because they are not satisfied with what their husbands do for them! no matter what he does, they say that he has done nothing!

thank God I don't even use their bank, I have tried several times to open an account there but the problem about them is that people are too much there! if you want to send money, you will spend hours on queue


Greedy Treacherous Bank GTB!

fibonacci2526:
What's your definition of a very fast processor?

it loads a webpage within a very short period of time without hanging, I also usually play pes pro evolution soccer 2013 on it and was very fast. If you have used different types of phones you will understand what I meant!

Prostitute and Doctor

prostitute: please doctor why is it that hair does not grow on my private part?
doctor: have you seen grasses growing in the middle of a very busy expressway?
prostitute: no sir

second day

prostitute: doctor what about my boobs they were big and round before, but now they are flat, what can i do?
doctor: nothing, have you seen a mountain crushed down with a caterpillar? can it be rebuilt again?
prostitute :no sir

third day
prostitute:please i want you to make a new hole in my body
doctor: why? are you not satisfied with how God made you?
prostitute: business is moving very well these days, i am having many customers, so i want to open a new branch!

It was once asked during a radio program that I listened to that who was the person that made the stethoscope that is widely used. nowadays by medical doctors.

it was IMHOTEP of old EGYPT that discovered the stethoscope.



e stethoscope is an acoustic medical device for
auscultation , or listening to the internal sounds of an animal or human body. It typically has a small disc-shaped resonator that is placed against the chest, and two tubes connected to earpieces. It is often used to listen to lung and heart sounds . It is also used to listen to
intestines and blood flow in arteries and veins. In combination with a sphygmomanometer , it is commonly used for measurements of blood pressure . Less commonly, "mechanic's stethoscopes", equipped with rod shaped chestpieces, are used to listen to internal sounds made by machines (for example, sounds and vibrations emitted by worn ball bearings), such as diagnosing a malfunctioning automobile engine by listening to the sounds of its internal parts. Stethoscopes can also be used to check scientific vacuum chambers for leaks, and for various other small-scale acoustic monitoring tasks. A stethoscope that intensifies auscultatory sounds is called
phonendoscope.

if you can remember how expensive BlackBerry were some years ago, then you will agree with me that its only a matter of time before this sh1t also drops its price

infinix is dope though, I used hot note before, now i am using infinix smart x5010, I like their products, especially my previous hot note, very fast processor, very very fast,

kanayo kanayo professor johnbull ewerigma of gherugburuland nweze ifedinma nweze ifedinma,

the crocodile can swallow any fish but not the electric fish why , because he will die of electricity, nweze adi ifedinba, nweeeeeeze, adi ife dinmba, nweeeeze,

he like money ritual very well, I have forgot the name of that film, I watched it on nollyafrica on freetv pleases if you remember the name please remind me, I think its something LOVE OF MONEY, I have lost interest in Nigerian films before, but those guys on nollyafrica are just super classic, they also usually show nkem owoh, that guy that did osoufia in London, very funny guy!

you give birth to a baby and Christen it bukola and after the baby has grown up, he starts to be stealing, then you are now complaining that your son is a thief,

you forgot that a child's name is his nomenclature!

the devil is in the detail

just imagine what this world is turning into, today at work, a hoelosho was showing me her leg, wanting me to touch her after sleeping with all the guys in our office!


may the Almighty save us from the evils of men, and the evils of time!!!!!

awon omo waliasiri!

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don't do that here or even online! don't give your money to someone you don't trust, try to meet with people who are doing that type of your dream job, I mean like a custom officer if its custom you are looking for or nimc or inec or etc like that and dont start with money, its not money that's the first thing, ask them the processes they took before they got employed, some did not even apply, while some applied online and had luck, so its not just money, money all the time, its about connection. write down all the influential people you know around you, try to reach them, not by flashing them oh, meet them one on one and explain yourself, they don't want your money, just state what you want, and they might link you up!!!!!!



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