₦airaland Forum

if you love bukola saraki oya say amen!!!

may God Almighty run your life the same way that bukola saraki runs the affairs of kwara state!!!!

#GodblessNigeria!!!!!!!

if you like bukola saraki oya say amen

may God Almighty run your life the way bukola saraki runs the affairs of kwara state!!!!!!!!

#GodblessNigeria!!!

president of which country?

they will first look at his shoes, to know if he is rich or poor!!! well I don't blame them anyway sha!!!!

I used to worry about how I look before when I think they are judging me!!!!

but guys right now I don wise up and don't give a sh1t about any idiot girl!!! her mama!!!!!

I dont give a fvck!!!! bunch of smelling pvssies!!!!

after sleeping with all the guys in the street she will still say that she has a private part!!!!!

Nigeria is just a piece of land with trees mountains and rivers situated in it. Nigeria is not the problem, the problem is the people, we Nigerians living in it, we all blame our leaders that they have failed, but don't forget they were selected from amongst us!!!

it is a collective effort of all of us!!!

thinks about the forefathers the Nnamdi Azikiwes, the Tafawa Balewas, the Obafemi Awolowos,

#GodblessNigeria!!!!

American police versus Nigerian police

American police

there was a crime and someone was killed. a suspect was arrested and brought to the police for interrogation
policeman: did you killed the man?
suspect: do you have a cigarette there?
policeman: here have one. did you killed the man?
suspect: can I get a cup of coffee (sips the coffee and puffs some smoke)
policeman: here have one. can you remember killing the man?
suspect: I can't really remember
police: here is my card if you remember please call me. you can go!!!!!


Nigerian police!!!!
there was an electric iron that has been plugged since two weeks ago that has been red hot!!!!!
the hot iron was pressed on the face of the suspect!!!
suspect: yeeeeee!!!!! yeeee!! yeeeee!!! (screams in agony) oga police I was the one that stole it, I stole it!!! I stole the generator!!! na me!!!!! na me steal am!!!!!
policeman: it is not generator that we are looking for. it is the killer of this man!!!

prostitutes will be like
1. rich men will just do one round and sleep.
2.but poor guys will be knacking it and knacking it and knacking it!!!!
you drink tramadol!!!!!!
you wan release poverty!!!!!!
you dey craze

even if buhari is your problem, did he plug a bug in your brain to stop you from thinking?

well as for me I don't think buhari is your problem, I think your problem is the way you think!!!!!!

asides from stealing our money and sleeping inside the Parliament, I don't see any other work that these lazy assholes do,

if we can cut down their bogus expenditures and allowances, I doubt if no one among them will be keen to contest again

as for the inspector general, he has a lesson to learn from his predecessor, let him learn!!!!!!!

hoe

shebi you have said that Nigeria is a zoo!!!

oya pack your loads and leave, we like it here in our jungle

leave us alone and go to b1afraud!! ah sorry Biafra!!!!!

oilPUSSY:
Eradication of religion of piss is the only way to have peace. You can't have them around you and expect to have peace at the same time.
The prophet has done more harm than good to humanity

terrorism has nothing to do with Islam while Islam has nothing at all to do with terrorism, these people here are nothing but extremists!!!!!

Islam is a religion of peace!!!!

and they do kill Muslims too!!!!!

may God save us!!!!

ever since man left Paradise has God told him and his progeny that they will all be eating from the sweat of their labour, its either you get that stuck into your brain or you keep deceiving yourselves telling people that you are a Yahoo yahoo guy!!!!!

there is no short cut to success except hard work!

your hand did not cut, your leg did not cut, you are not handicapped nothing happened to you yet you are lazy

no wonder buhari called them lazy Nigerian youths!!!!!

even yinka aiyefele is working talkless of able bodied men!!!!!!

after some time now they will come online and start abusing government, all the federal allocations, and derivations that your states and state governors are collecting, what did they used them for?

later some of them will say that it is their grand fathers money that they used to build Lagos state, what about your own states, go back and develop your states too

Paris club refund, internally generated revenues and all the money that your states are collecting what the hell are they using them for?

what about James ibori, asari dokubo, government epumepolo tompolo, diezani Allison madueke, all the money that they stole , have you collected them back from them before coming to nairaland to abuse buhari!

as if it is buhari that stole the allocations for your state!!!!!!!

may Almighty Allah grant you more wisdom, knowledge and power to steer the ship of Nigeria to greater greater heights

shatta wale ft pope skinny salala nigga

I doubt it if man utd can lift any cup with the way they are currently playing, even mourinho carried Europa league before he left, but these guys are just running about on the pitch!!!!!!!!

I just hope they don't destroy it afterwards!!!

because we don't know more than to destroy something!!

it is after building it that some people will cone out and say that it belongs to their great grand fathers, carry bomb and blow it up!!!!!!!

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kaabiyesi ooooo, kade ope Lori ki bata pe lese ki ase pe lenu!!!!!
iku baba yeye alase igba keji orisa!!!!! kaabiyesi oooo!!!!!

too much power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

media propaganda
since when have you ever supported any good thing done by this administration?

Jesus is not God, he is prophet and messenger of Almighty God, he was sent to the lost children of Israel,

believe in only one God, there is no trinity, stop saying God the father, God the son and God the holy spirit, Almighty Allah is the only one that is worthy of worship!!!

on the day of judgement, Jesus Christ, will testify against all those people who call him God, because God will ask him : are you the one who asked them to be calling you God? and he (Jesus Christ) will deny it!!!!!!!!


So for your own good before its too late stop worshiping Jesus Christ, he is not God, worship God he the Absolute, the Eternal, the One and the Only supreme being and you mist also believe that Prophet Muhammad (saw) is His last messenger and the seal of all His Prophets

black pot calling kettle black is there any difference?
is it today that praise singers and musicians sing and hail armed robbers and thieves all in the name of collecting money from them?

those guys that invited you to their birthday party, shows and events do you know where they got their money from?

may be they are yahoo yahoo, pant users, or looters of public treasury?

eeeer who goes there? is it not the sons and daughters of our rich ?
all they know after stealing our money is to club, LovePeddler and party!

dear God!!!!!!

he is waving to a train that has already left its station!
you are still talking after losing your seat!!!!
paracetamol after beheading!!!
(in Dbanj s voice) you are gone Saraki, you are gone!!!!
too late!!!!!!

I no blame the woman self it's the guy that I blame! bunch of smelling pvssies!!!!!!