₦airaland Forum

wizzyrich:
We have to change our mindset towards certain professions.

Not every police or army officer collects bribe
Not every model is a prostitute
Not every female marketer sells her body
Not every female nurse sleeps around

Add not every Naira lander get sense.

Ninokingz1:
About 90% Nigeria convid-19 cases were imported. Stay one plc na lie, na to galavant the whole globe for olosho biz in the name of being a model.

God punish all those that brought this wahala to us from abroad.

scicey:
How does one plan a parlor wedding? I hear about it and thats what I plan to do, cos the cost of weddings are ridiculous

Just gather your witnesses 1or2 from both family, the clergy and walah!!! You are married.

edoairways:
So you expect people to isolated in one area for days and then die of hunger?

Theory of natural selection if you did biology, we can't all die.

SoftDealz:
Snakes lay eggs. Probably swallowed the smaller ones.

It's possible.Wrong. In biology it's called ovo-viviparity. They start with eggs but born them alive.

Kingjay007:
Waiting for lala..

What kinda snake gives birth to her young alive?

That system of birth in biology is called ovo-viviparity. Its possible.

Riele:
Audio money

Besides , I've never heard of him .

Better people know him.

emmabest2000:
Some people sef
Filling wrong informations for what nao ?



I need something strong to hold soul and body together

Take this one.

edoairways:
Cane approach without palliatives support? You think Nigeria is Europe

If Nigeria is not Europe should we endanger everybody's life because a few are hungry?

ebukajay184:
With the Coronavirus ravaging the whole world, everyone is now taking precautionary measures to avoid being affected.

Most people are also scared to touch surfaces as it’s been said that the virus is made of droplets that comes from an infected person’s cough or sneeze and can stay on surfaces for a long period of time.

During one of its campaign drive to create awareness for Covid-19 safety and prevention, IgbereTV captured a Nigerian man who was using a stick to operate an ATM machine.

See video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi5rXt-uGSY

http://igberetvnews.com/1344982/coronavirus-man-uses-stick-operate-atm-photo-video/

Will he also collect the money with sticks?

Davash222:
about 3, 000 Almajiri boys were evacuated from the state in the last two days adding that others from states such as Enugu, Jigawa, Katsina, Zamfara, Bauchi, Nasarawa and Saminaka in Kaduna state were provided transport fares




When did we start having Almajiris from Enugu state?

I wonder o. Wetin concern fish with feathers?

Kylekent59:
Who else is tired of all these news about Corona virus?
It is becoming stale.
I am tired.


No snake topic today

You look for snake and create the topic now.

naija1stpikin:
Now add yours. What have you learnt

Nairalanders come and tell us the lessons you've learnt

That there is nothing like world power.

Kwanza:
https://punchng.com/breaking-six-covid-19-patients-to-be-discharged-in-lagos/

Some people fit say na them develop the treatment center now.

kingxsamz:
I'm not saying his prophecy won't come to pass o... I'm just happy that I'll be experiencing my first miracle tomorrow.

I'd love to see how the virus will disappear just like that.

I hope I won't be disappointed. I've got high hopes for this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aj_1hWk2OI

Here's a link to the thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/5735435/prophet-t.b-joshua-coronavirus-end

I beg this is not a joking matter jor.

ojoxdan:
This week episode of Tokemoment, Toke makinwa covers #sexeducation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxYPHMvxQXk

And if you end up rubbing coro on the thing.OYO

NextD18:
Tinubu!!

Oh God! You know our mind.

Grant us our heart desires!

Back to sender.

ifykris22:
10k ?? What will that do for 1 person in this country not to talk of an entire household...

This country some household are up to 20 and you call that what??
US dey give Dem citizens $1000k you no even say give household $100 sef Metweewww

Are you ok? You said US, is Atiku US or is he Nigeria. He only supported please think straight.

opeyehmmy:
He can do better too.

And what has your government done?

Samusu:
Where are our tradomedicine dealers pls?

those ones can only cure jedi-jedi

LordviccoDaGuru:
shut up what do you know?

Dont be stvpid. How dare you shut a fellow up.

LordviccoDaGuru:
I support, he is the most useless and Stuipd pastor in the history of the world

Dont ask questions o,when you begin to face trouble in your life.

OTayobami:
https://mobile.facebook.com/1684425015103776/posts/2559287790950823/?_rdc=1&_rdr&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FKBdL6OXWoz

When medical materials come they moved them to Abuja, but when sickness hit Kyari he should be taken to Lagos. Are lagosians supposed to die?

grandstar:
You may be right. The sum is still very generous.

Somebody that will even save the life of Cristiano should be able to dictate his price if all must be saved. The world should made the pay mouth feeding, not only mouth watering.

grandstar:
I won't be surprised if it's 10 times that number.

As much as we dislike Trump, if the Roche anti-Corona vaccine works, it will be fantastic. I think a race should be on to find simple effective treatments and also preventive measures.

I believe a prize of $20m should be given to anyone who finds a simple effective cure. With such a prize, a cure will be found within 6months.

That price too small to save the world o.Give an equivalent of what Critiano is worth.

meum:
All these returning travellers

They are the ones killing us I swear. When they were gallivanting we were not there but when them catch coro they want to involve us.

OLAADEGBU:
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boxing/coronavirus-prince-charles-update-anthony-joshua-self-isolating-news-a9424521.html

Fear not, Brother Joshua can give CORO knockout jor.

wunmi590:
Good morning Nairalanders,


This goes to intending couples, who are preparing their wedding this month and next month, how has this COVID-19 affected your preparation?

My traditional wedding and white wedding is 17 and 18th of April 2020, but as it stand now, we would have to suspend it pending the time this diseases would stop.

I was even thinking of doing it on a lowkey, but got the shocking of my life this morning when i got a call from my Reved. Fr. that we would have to put an hold to the wedding has directive has been given to stop all church wedding and mass for now.

Every wedding materials have been bought, just to print programme and wait for the day, before this disease became rampant.

We pray that God would lift great scientist up to find lasting solution to this disease.

Must they have an elaborate wedding? Why not just wed in the parlor.

nairayouthcom:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/police-inspector-kills-couple-commits-suicide-in-imo/%3famp=1

Just wasted his life.

StagethemTVee:
A lady shares her experience in a Lagos market where people were mixing chemicals and selling in large volumes as hand sanitizers.

This is really sad to see how desperate men could get risking the health of those who are trying to protect the same health.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWvbmCl3dv0

According to Thecreativeherbalist:



https://www.instagram.com/p/B-H-GPkFxsY/?igshid=126yzu6sbum3e

Na dem o.Fake things again.

Davash222:
Nigeria don cast.. I dey go back my village.

Where your village dey?

Commentor:
He tested negative but he coughs therefore he's showing signs.

Knobheads.

mumu, so every cough is Corona virus infection abi?