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CelebritiesRe: 2baba And Honorable Natasha Spotted At Seyi Vodi’s Atelier In Abuja(photos/video by luminouz(m): 12:24pm On Mar 27, 2025
We4all:
You are so impossible. You need to be tamed, love.
Yuckkk!!!! Stop calling me that!
CelebritiesRe: 2baba And Honorable Natasha Spotted At Seyi Vodi’s Atelier In Abuja(photos/video by luminouz(m): 1:09pm On Mar 26, 2025
We4all:
Don't digest everything you read, sweetie. It could be my alter ego struggling to get a bit of attention. wink wink wink
Maybe.
CelebritiesRe: 2baba And Honorable Natasha Spotted At Seyi Vodi’s Atelier In Abuja(photos/video by luminouz(m): 10:47am On Mar 26, 2025
We4all:
It's easy to say this love, when you don't practice what you preach.
oh I'm good. You need help believe me. Too much vitriol in your blood.
CelebritiesRe: 2baba And Honorable Natasha Spotted At Seyi Vodi’s Atelier In Abuja(photos/video by luminouz(m): 9:16am On Mar 26, 2025
We4all:
Sweetheart, are you a native doctor?
Rara o. Just try dey spread joy sometimes. I hope all is well with hubby because your outbursts these days dey fear me.
SportsRe: Video Shows Victor Osimhen Was Angry After Zimbabwe Match by luminouz(m): 9:10am On Mar 26, 2025
Hemanwel:
I sincerely think Eric Chelle's technical know-how is not different from that of our local coaches.

In this age and time, how on earth would you start a match with just two midfielders, when you are not a goal or some goals down?

The gamble eventual paid off for you, you couldn't still defend your advantage lead at that 'dying moments'. You had to make two like-for-like changes by removing Iwobi for Onyedika and Osimhen for Boniface, instead of removing Osimhen for a defender or midfielder, and removing Moses Simon for Onyedika, and playing two DMs (Onyedika and Ndidi), while leaving Iwobi to play behind the strikers.

This is a simple tactical substitution he could have done
Armchair coach. Shût dafuq UP
CelebritiesRe: 2baba And Honorable Natasha Spotted At Seyi Vodi’s Atelier In Abuja(photos/video by luminouz(m): 9:06am On Mar 26, 2025
We4all:
Luminouz dear, having a feeling of schadenfreude because you think I am in pain is not healthy. However, I will keep that in mind and can only hope that the figure hiding behind the keypad is not real.
Oh I'm real. How can a healthy well fûcked woman say all this shiit you always say online. Something is wrong bro. Get yourself some loving and it will brighten your whole world. I'm just concerned for your mental health.
CelebritiesRe: 2baba And Honorable Natasha Spotted At Seyi Vodi’s Atelier In Abuja(photos/video by luminouz(m): 1:29am On Mar 26, 2025
We4all:
TuFace is a national disgrace. Imagine a man with teenage kids frolicking with a shameless woman who has been lusting after him since she was a teenager. After the romance, what comes next?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just love your pain....keep it up. Calling another man a national disgrace because he got a new wife.

Tut Tut!!! What am I to do with you?
CelebritiesRe: 2baba And Honorable Natasha Spotted At Seyi Vodi’s Atelier In Abuja(photos/video by luminouz(m): 1:29am On Mar 26, 2025
nairalanda1:
Even then , having kids all over the place and not raising them is the height of irresponsibility

I did not say he should not marry more than one wife.
Will you shût it?
CelebritiesRe: 2baba And Honorable Natasha Spotted At Seyi Vodi’s Atelier In Abuja(photos/video by luminouz(m): 1:28am On Mar 26, 2025
TheBillyonaire:
Tuface is just being stupid. I have always suspected him to be wise, but I was wrong/
No one cares what you think with your meth face
CelebritiesRe: Actor Nkubi & His Wife Celebrate Their Daughter Soromtochukwu As She Clocks 1 Yr by luminouz(m): 1:25am On Mar 26, 2025
femi4:
The girl will never forgive you for bringing her here knowing your kind of gene
Femi, will you shût dafuq UP!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: 'We Did Not Invite You': Greenland Slams Trump's Aggressive Visit (Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:22am On Mar 26, 2025
dominique:
Greenland is content with being a colony of Denmark, a sane peaceful nation. They don't want to be under the administration of this violent, chaotic administration who will exploit them to their none marrows. They don't want to be a part of US, their parent country Denmark doesn't want to release the country but this deranged Trump is so power drunk that he believes someone elses' country is his birthright. Where's Elon Musk's bratty son to tell him to shut his mouth when you need him?

Usha Vance sure has a lot of Gray hair for a 38-year-old
Will you take a plate of pepper soup and calm dafuq down? Or is it Chilled beer?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 25th March 2025 by luminouz(m): 7:21pm On Mar 25, 2025
OriOko88:
E ti ya werey sir
E tatashe your life.

Did you use your house rent to bet?

If so .Pele oh
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 25th March 2025 by luminouz(m): 7:07pm On Mar 25, 2025
malware:
How market
How market?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 25th March 2025 by luminouz(m): 6:58pm On Mar 25, 2025
OriOko88:
Nigeria keeps going backwards in almost everything in life. We are now grade B African team in football. Zimbabwe dey draw us on our turf. Jesus wept embarassed
E pain am ooooo


You wan cry....
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 25th March 2025 by luminouz(m): 6:50pm On Mar 25, 2025
xynerise:
Mumu Super Eagles grin
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I happy die
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 25th March 2025 by luminouz(m): 6:37pm On Mar 25, 2025
malware:
Nigerians are just noise makers
E pepper you ohhhhhhh


Go drink zobo. Dem don score
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 25th March 2025 by luminouz(m): 6:34pm On Mar 25, 2025
malware:
We're only good at making noise. No wonder we still can't generate decent electricity nor maintain a single refinery.
E pain this werey o....

Come dey lament on top electricity. Mumu
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 25th March 2025 by luminouz(m): 6:29pm On Mar 25, 2025
malware:
Overhyped fools
Haha..

E pain this werey wella. I'm happy with your pain. Virus-head
CrimeRe: Naira Marley Urges Coroner To Probe Mohbad’s Wife, Others by luminouz(m): 8:19am On Mar 24, 2025
Tightpussy2024:
I don't know why you guys can't let this widow breathe. First you accused her of paternity fraud,when it was obvious that the boy is a carbon copy of the father,you guess saved face by staying quite.

This is a very young woman,who didn't enjoy the love of a husband for up to 2 years. being a young widow is very painful as older widows at least the man set a standard and platform before passing away.

In five years time,if she decides to find love.you people will drag her and accuse her of killing her husband to meet a new man.

I don't know why there is not a movement or protest to support this woman.

If women can gather to protest and support akpabio(even though we are aware they were paid). Let us all gather and help this woman.
A hashtag on Twitter should do

This is someone who met him at 15,on 2go,when he was yet to blow.pure love, first love.what most men crave for
Go and sit your black ass down. Let her do a DNA test on the kid.... How hard is that? No one will ever believe her if she continues to evade that!

All the rest na history lesson no one is interested in from you.
FamilyRe: How UK-Based Nigerian Women Exploit Law To Chase Out Husbands by luminouz(m): 7:01pm On Mar 22, 2025
JovialJune:
Una go wail tire, no be this same abroad wey we dey?

So many Nigerian couples enjoying their lives abroad with no issues, and that's because the husbands use their sense to know that abroad is not the same as Nigeria where you all can get away with anything

The ones reaping the reward they sow are the loudest these days and very few percentage compared to those living peacefully, so enough with the gaslighting and crying

If you can't live with the consequences of your actions, stay in naija, very simple.
Which abroad you dey, you fat-faced liar?
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:47pm On Mar 22, 2025
anonimi:
If your tribe is too primitive to have a word for love until you read Shakespeare, why do you assume that to be the case for all African tribes huh
Alaye..koshidanu and stop asking me oponu questions.


I don address you, now crawl away somewhere deep and dark, poke your hand in your ass and smell that for a week in isolation.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:41pm On Mar 22, 2025
anonimi:
Why use the example of your grandparents from a century ago? Why not use the example of your parents or even yourself and your friends as well as other family members for example?

Moreover, how do you understand love? What is love to you huh
Which kain mumu question you dey ask?

Who brought the word love to Africa of not Shakespeare and his mumu stories?
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:47pm On Mar 21, 2025
Adasun:
hahahah when I saw his comment, I already predicted your reply before I saw it.
No time to check time
SportsRe: N’golo Kanté Officially Married Today In Bamako (mali) by luminouz(m): 2:02pm On Mar 20, 2025
LeeSmart:
My parents have been married for 40yrs now nd still waxing strong, my elder brothers nd sister all married and are doing well, I'm also married to my beautiful wife for 6yrs now. So i don't know where dis ur divorce is coming from? My little advice to you sir/ma'am if u want to marry make sure to marry right.
Shalom✌
Cap!!!
SportsRe: N’golo Kanté Officially Married Today In Bamako (mali) by luminouz(m): 1:27am On Mar 20, 2025
LeeSmart:
Finding someone you would be spending the rest of ur life with is a beautiful thing. Congratulations to them❤❤
Says who?

With the high rate of divorce around you?

Shift abeg
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Leaves Rehab Amid Marriage Crisis, To Make Grand Return by luminouz(m): 2:30am On Mar 19, 2025
SmartPolician:
The best thing that can happen to any man (who wants his marriage to work) is to have a wife that loves him more than he loves her.

Annie clearly loved Tuface more and Tuface married her out of pity because she has been through thick and thin with him. Thank God she's well now.
Is that why she does drugs?


That alone na red flag
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Fresh Human Head In Benin, Edo (Viewers Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 2:16pm On Mar 18, 2025
PresidObi:
They will claim it will bring dollar
Werey!!!😀😀😀
CelebritiesRe: Asake’s Alleged Nursery School Teacher Speaks Out Amid Family Drama by luminouz(m): 6:06pm On Mar 17, 2025
We4all:
What am I gonna do with you, love?
Lol...all this love love love talk....

Make your husband no kee me biko..


You can't do shiit about me, just accept me like that.
CelebritiesRe: Asake’s Alleged Nursery School Teacher Speaks Out Amid Family Drama by luminouz(m): 1:55pm On Mar 17, 2025
ajokay:
Though Ashake doesn't owe his father care at the same time we all know this is the best time for one good turn deserves another and scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. Let both Ashake and Ashake's Dad leave room for more love, tolerance, hospitality and care. So that this situation ends in joy and peacefully. No violence must be chosen.
Ashake doesn't owe his father care or wetin you talk?

Are you African or is this another woke nonsense from your mouth?
CelebritiesRe: Asake’s Alleged Nursery School Teacher Speaks Out Amid Family Drama by luminouz(m): 1:52pm On Mar 17, 2025
1Sharon:
Didn't the accusations start with very dark man? The father just jumped on the bandwagon like the sheep he is.
Oh ..calling another man's father a sheep now are we?

Damn!! Now I see you really refused to get that home training you needed.
CelebritiesRe: Asake’s Alleged Nursery School Teacher Speaks Out Amid Family Drama by luminouz(m): 1:51pm On Mar 17, 2025
1Sharon:
Another single father spotted.
Coming from a fishface, that's a compliment!!!
CelebritiesRe: Asake’s Alleged Nursery School Teacher Speaks Out Amid Family Drama by luminouz(m): 1:39pm On Mar 17, 2025
We4all:
It is a two way traffic, dude. Men have been abandoning their families since 1BC.
You fishface liar!!!!🙄🙄🙄

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