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emmaodet:

Boss man

You just forget me abi?

Hatrick01:
So sad that this guy failed to score hit again as he did in 2020

Coming from a man whose moniker is hatrick1 yet no one sees you score?


Gerarahia mehn!!

Look who you lost, me(x5)

Me, bitch(x15)

Look who you lost to the mudafucking street,bitch(x10)


*Repeat till Fade*

zenithgroup:
Elephant 🐘 don’t bite brother it's always the mosquito that does.

From ur experience how do I locate and attract Elephant in a dating market?

Become a whale I guess

zenithgroup:
Brothers kindly give me advice I had this girlfriend/lover who had lot of admirers she's a virgin and we had exposed each other to different romance and erotic sessions. I declined the penetrative sexual act because she's below my standard and her family is seemingly below average economics wise. She's
a student but personally she barely challenged herself to level up ( self development).
The issue is this girl hardly call me with her card only flashes,
I ask her why does she chose me for relationship she said she doesn't know.

I LOVE HER COURAGE TO REMAIN CHASTE TILL WE MEET BUT REDPILL WARNS AGAINST DATING THRASHY WOMEN

How do I VET her true motive expecially now that she knew am a king.

Is it wise to keep refusing her sexual attempts while scrutiny of intent is going on or should POP THE CHERRY FIRST?

REDPILL part of me feels like moving on to other HVW but I was drawn by the way she get hold of herself, takes care of her auntie house for years now....

Pop the cherry? Thought she is below your standard!!!

You asking a woman why she chose you?

That's some weak shiit! She chose you. You either accept or not, dude!!!

Really?

Jeshal!!!

I hope you are ok dude. We will miss your straight and sharp pills.

I know I will.

Kai. Many of the old OGs have deactivated!!!

Zarzah:


I couldn't help but visualize what he was saying in A Korean setting

If you don watch one or two Korean Movies, you go know wetin I dey talk about

But it's all good tho. Let him do what works for him.

But I don't think I'll ever tell any Nigerian girl that I am a Poet

You and the other dude should stop mocking him. Correct in a gentle way. He shared what works for him,if it doesn't work for you, then skip and let live.

Faber:
Everyone have their own no-go-areas in life. You have never self-serviced since you were born and will never do that. Mine is that I have never visited a brothel or patronised hook-up girls all through my life...I stopped Self-service many years ago, immediately I left school, but the shit helped me to stay focused and I graduated with high grades, never had a carryover. Right now I have pussies left right and centre. I can bleep a whole full month without repeating a girl and not hook-up, real home girls. One was with me from 13th through Val till the 15th...while leaving in the morning I asked her what can I do for you as you are leaving, she said I should not bother, that I just need to come and see her mum, that her mum wants to see me, that people are coming for her hand in marriage, so I told her I will come by Easter. I only gave her 2k after as Tfare. While she was with me 3 other girls were calling me and chatting me...I can upload loads of chats here if you care. Last year Val, I bleeped two best friends for two days...OGA Na me dey run from pussy now...and Na self-service helped me planned my life to get to this level, that's what am driving at. So Ahuitzotl's submission on Self-service is true, I am a living witness

I get your point. My own be say I don't need to self-service to get clarity. I simply turn that excess sexual energy towards something else. Simple. I will also advice others as same.

The issue of masturbation has been thrashed on this thread long enough

Faber:
For your mind you be fine boy abi? Guy if you see me, you go know say your fine boy Na Aba made...so calm down

Boss...I don try avoid all this masturbation brouhaha but I have to tell you this.

I'm one of those men who have NEVER masturbated in their lives. It doesn't matter whether girls no dey my side or I have no relationship, I personally find it irritating to beat my own meat. Even if I no get pussy again for the rest of my life, I still won't do it. I understand the need to release stress but you need to control that urge. It's the inability to channel the sexual energy properly that causes either simping or masturbation.

Now, when you combine an alpha frame with a mentality like mine, pussy will always come, whether you like it or not. And when pussy is scarce, you maintain frame and do other things.

My one cent

TarOrfeeek:
But this place is not Sexacape Thread

All these people posting their imaginary sex stories.

Make Una rest small abeg

Run away little boi...let the elders play!!!

We will call you to take away the washing bowl when we are done

Herbworks:
I met this British born 43 years old Nigerian on a dating site few days ago. When she knew I’m a Nigerian she got interested more. She would want me to call her or pick her call and talk throughout the day and night which I wasn’t ready to do. A lady living in a country like the UK but refusing to work and make her own money just depending on freebies from the UK government.

She asked me if I’m celebate or sexually active. She pretended she didn’t like sex cos she has had all the sex she wanted in her youth. She was very open about her sex life. She told me of some of her sexcapades from one night stands to toilet sex in the clubs to lesbians sex to aborting pregnancies because she doesn’t want kids. At a point she started teaching me about lesbians sex

According to her she is currently celebate and doesn’t like sex anymore cos it’s a sin and she has found Christ. Despite she not wanting sex she wouldn’t stop asking me to visit her in London or she can visit me.

Finally I allowed her to visit and she bought train tickets and came yesterday. First, she was older than the pictures she sent me and wouldn’t stay on her own without using her body to touch me (In mind, no be dis one say she dey celebate )

She traveled over two hours for the D.

Her story proved what we have been saying here over and over again.

You delivered like a true mudafucker!!!

Nice.

One is a nurse in the UK too, disturbing my life for marriage get aunty has no home training and abused her mom in front of me. Did I say she likes 6 packs, 6 cars and a big dick yet mummy has a big ass tummy and grey hair. How dafuq can you be so choosy and think men will drool over you when you ain't even young or fresh anymore. Na nursing I go chop? Rude and entitled humans plenty o. She never get bobo for UK to marry her now sha.

Chris2863:
You need to sit down and cry to God for senses. Pray that he blesses you with sense (even if it’s 1% of it)

Death to all the mumu men round the world

Kai....that woman really dealt with him.

Nia69:
I was frightened.

I know.just joking with you.

OurTruth24:
Some guys have turned this thread into an opportunity to talk with woman. How sad.

What's sad about it? You are making a mountain outta mole hill na

I did that because I was teasing her. I was the one who dropped my own knowledge about supernatural beings. And I ain't no simp. So while you are dropping your messages, kindly don't view lighthearted messages as being underserious

Nia69:
This reminds me of an experience I had few years ago. I was asleep. In the dream I was in the same position as I was in reality and there was a dark shadow sitting right next to me and another walking around my room door. I was so scared. I couldn't move. I said Jesus within me and it told me to shut up. I eventually woke up and prayed. I don't care if y'all call me crazy, it was a terrifying nightmare.

You can't tell it to shut dafuq up too?

Or maybe go to the kitchen and wash your clothes?

i926:
I read books from OneDrive, and can easily access them via phone. My PC dey faulty.

Why should I sell someone's work?🙄

Compile your own from this thread.

i926:
I listen to just Enya, Mozart, Keeny G, Yanni, Rondo Veneziano and some old sch Hip-Hop artists are gives me crazy energy.

Boss, please compile this info into pdf and send to me. abeg... please...look I 'm feeling your info. People call you crazy, but they don't know a thing.

Compile the info as pdf make him send you?

So that you can use it to make money by selling it abi? From what you already read on this website, can't you compile it into PDF yourself?

Nia69:
This is suffering. I don't wish to reincarnate.

You don't get to choose.

You must have reincarnated at least once. So, it's either you find a way to break free or enjoy the mudafucking ride

Nia69:
I'm the opposite in real life. I have to act that way so I won't get trolled. I used to be a gentle person here.

I dey Naija.

Lol...gentle geh.

Nia69:
Lol, I'm actually a serious person in real life and I love fascinating things that triggers my curiosity. 😊

Really? I always see you as some hothead on FP.

Seems you dey US too.

The OP has nice points.

Anyone who has read of my supernatural thread would realize that we ain't alone in this world and there are different frequencies that other beings inhabit. Real shamans/herbalists sometimes conjure them for power. Not because they are more powerful than these entities but for a bargain. You must PAY the price for power, wealth and fame that you want from them.

Even though there are evil ones, there are also good entities around and you will only find them if your mind is clean(I won't say pure. It's difficult to have pure thoughts in naija's fuqed up economy).

There are good aliens who have watched over these events too from afar but they won't interfere till humans are ready to face the reality and I like that. I realize when you give human beings something they don't ask for, then they will never value it. So till then, the circle of death and reincarnation continues. Akudiaya, Abiku, the Undead and many other names for these Returned souls abound in my Yoruba culture and worldwide.


Note: When I shared my supernatural experience, I was mocked and called delusional but I have always felt like Neo in the Matrix. Something about the world just don't add up. Something is not real. I can feel that, maybe you can't and it's ok. What is dead may never die.

Nice one @OurTruth. But I hope people read and understand your points. Most Nigerians have short term memories or attention spans. They just empathize for a while and soon forget whatever while continuing to hustle for their survival. It is what it is.

Nia69:
Why?

The first time I would see you actually giving a fuq about being serious on here.

Faber:
Sorry for replying late bro...one bitch have been riding the hell out of me since 2 days now...all in the name of Val. The phone is VIVO Y22S...though I heard other VIVO phones get the same features

You lucky mudafucker!!

emmaodet:
Heeeyyy

Engr. Lumi

How far now? you don japa too?

Lmaoooo

emmaodet:

Boss man

I hail o

AlphaAlex:
Understand that you sound like a weakling when you are complaining about women and what they do . I have never seen a lion complaining about a lioness or it’s Prey. If you are complaining about women you are Focusing your energy on the wrong thing.

When you give analogies, make sure they align.

When did you ever hear of a lion TALKING? A lion roars.

That shiit ain't real!!!

Niceguy06:
Guard your resources

Mah nigga!!!

Dabronze:
......

Smells like bullshiit to me.

How does this even make sense?

CaveAdullam won last year hands down but this year is Jeshal's. Dude is spitting so many hard pills and it's kinda hot to swallow. Imma keep swallowing it regardless.

*A pill a day keeps the simp-fever away*

SmartPolician:
My AS female friend has lost a lot of potential suitors due to her genotype. The other day, she called me and was crying. Husbands are scarce and now imagine a girl losing the few suitors who come around. A lot of guys out there are mere fvck boys!

We cannot continue like this. Nigerian health experts should do something about this. These posh people, who speak highly of themselves and profession, should justify why they went to school. We must not wait for Americans to solve all our problems. Unfortunately, the Caucasians don't even see this as a problem among themselves that's why they rarely talk about it

Gimme her number. I'm fully AA

Dabronze:
The reason why you shouldn't be a Simp!

If any girl replies me like this, na to just smash my phone and go on fasting and prayer for 7 days.

sabbiboi:
I was on public transport, returning from school and this guy on my seat answered a phone call. His conversation was,

Guy: (Speaks in Yoruba) Mummy I have sent that thing (cash). Yes ma

Mum: (She was replying with prayers effusively.)

It was in the back seat and I was so happy thinking to commend the guy after the call that he was doing the right thing as it's better than (Awwn! thanks babe) not knowing say na dem.
After the call, he was chatting with his friend beside him, he said that was his girlfriend’s mum on call.
Bro, I was shocked, and just kept quiet. For a guy that’s still in school.

You tried!!! Your restraint is top-notch. I would have lost my shhiit and punched him, screaming 'you be better mumu ohhhh, Ewu + Ekwensu mamywater'

A gf mom? Not even yours? WTF!!!!