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Karlifate:
Gbam!

Sometimes, I do have this thought that Ronaldo may wife Georgina, and she'll end up divorcing him.

Heryormilekan:
Lol. This actually reminds me of my uni days

There's this particular girl every guy wants to flirt with(busty). I'm always on my own (no friends, no enemies). I don't know she's worried I don't give her attention despite having loads of attention from other guys. There was a day she opted to assist me in drawing border lines in Engineering drawing class, I accepted and she drew it for me(we had to sit together and had a lil discussion). What surprised me most was that she opted in to do the same in subsequent class too. A guy(one of her simps) noticed this and decided to try his luck too.

The following conversion took place between them.

Simp: hey baby, come and help me to draw borderline too

The girl: why should I help you?

Simp: but, you just helped him(pointed to me).

The girl: how's that your business? Are you him?

Simp walks out.

NB: the Simp has helped her in the past to draw borderline and even do tedious homework and classwork.

Girls know what they want! Don't be a simp

ProphetJeroboam:
Its crazy how they love being hurt emotionally. When you don’t give AF about them, it signals that you have options and then they want you. Crazy mentality. This is what i preach to my guys. Ignoring them and not giving 2 fvcks, saves money, time and resources and there’s a chance they’ll come around to want the attention you’ve denied them. I ignore them to the extent that to get what they want, they have to shoot the only arrow in their quiver, sex.

heartofcity12:
Under no circumstance should you beg for sex. This is how savage they could be.. Expect anything from females #trp

sharpwriter:
My guy luminous, how far? Happy new year. Just Google Asabe Africa TV on YouTube, you will see his many interviews with one prophet Tibetan.

What makes many listen to him ain't prophesies per se, but the man is very hilarious in a serious way and he knows how to attack people with words.

You'll even call him self righteous, but a times I observe his prophecies and I count it better to listen to him than the popular ones (you know what I mean )

If you wanna laugh, just listen to some of his interviews

DannyXpress:
Let me reserve my comment before he ask me to buy him an aeroplane

dingbang:
as in my brother. I wan die eh. E come be like say she dey purposely do am.

sharpwriter:
That's not the issue and it wasn't a prediction. It was specific and he named them and the tone and manner was in the affirmative.

60,70, 80 years old people die. Not news. He didn't say same last year despite knowing these people were already old. And as old as they are, there's nothing bad if they live 3 or 5 more years. But the affirmation is that they are going this year.

He said something terrible concerning Ekiti state governor which is making me wonder in laughable smiles.

For your information, I hate all these new year predictions, and I'm not a fan. But the fact that we ain't fans shouldn't mean we should throw away our observations and consciousness.

dingbang:


I have experienced a similar issue, i had this girl live with me for over three months. Omo, this babe and pepper be like twins. She cannot just live without pepper, as in, it is as if they cursed her to daydream about pepper. There has never been a day i didnt caution her about too much pepper in my food ...yet she would not change.

Until the d day..

She brought food for me to the office, the pepper was 100times more than the rice. When i ate the food, i cried. I was sweating, my hair pores on my head opened. It was as if my brain was evaporating out from my skull.

After close from work


I called her a witch, i shouted to her like never before, i made sure the neighbors heard my voice, i was mad, furious, in rage like the sun.

She saw the energy in me, and she changed for good. She never ever dared to pack pepper in the meals she cooked for me again.


Dear op, shout for your wife, let her experience the fierce nature of an angry lion. She will never misbehave again.

tubolancer:
I tire o.

drealbenard:
Truely, money, power and status cannot save a simp. He will always be ready to risk it all at the alter of pussy.

Brothers, my heart is heavy, I can't keep it to my self anymore. I've tried to brush it aside for some time now without any success. Why are Simps like this? Always ready to risk everything they have worked for, just to taste pussy, WHY??

There is this popular Abuja based preacher that has been coming to visit a young single baby mama in our compound for some time now. At first we didn't know who he was cos he always visit at night, but my little Sis was able to recognize him since she attends his church.

Imagine our shock when my lil sis ran to us panting that their Daddy is in our compound (I.e the popular preacher). We didn't believe her at first, but we later confirmed that indeed it was him.

The man comes almost every night with his Land cruiser to to visit this single baby mama. Like it's not just a one time affair, he's literally dating her (or so he thinks, cos he is not the only one).

Now my question is this; Why would a man of this caliber risk the embarrassment and shame of being discovered just so he can see this lady, despite the fact that he is a pastor and has been married for a very long time?

NOTE: I will not reveal the name of the preacher cos he is very well known in Abuja and beyond. That is because, my aim is not to tanish his image, but am just baffled at the price this man is willing to pay just for pussy. I just which he would re-trace his steps before it's too late.

Nezzjnr:
When i replied his status by saying "Boss you dey Flex oo"... He deleted the video immediately. .

I've learnt already

Nezzjnr:
Sigh... One of my neighbour asked me for 2k yesterday evening... He was seriously begging me... Had to top up extra 1k for him.

Only for the Idiot to upload a video of him and a Girl in Coldstone this evening.

You see why most times one dey get double mind about helping guys also??

MJBOLT:

let him continue to suffer, he's a fool.
The babe was on her own jeje,he foolishly decided to become father Christmas,now he's complaining.

Martinez39s:
On my way home this morning from the gym close to my place, I boarded an okada. The motorcyclist happened to be one hausa guy I was familiar and cordial with since he and other motorcyclists usually hang around my bus stop and estate gate. They have been there for years now.

While on the speeding bike, he and I were reminiscing on the good gestures of my mother towards them every Christmas. He then jokingly told me "oga, no forget do small Christmas for me" and he laughed. Along the way, when we stopped for me to buy something before finally heading to my house, I gave him the transport fare of #100 and I added #2000, which was all the physical cash I had in my pocket, as a gift.

What really surprised me was the way this man looked at the cash in excitement like he had won a lottery, and he couldn't believe his eyes. He was shocked and riveted to the spot before collecting the money. It was as if no one has given him such sort of gift before. He repeatedly kept thanking me on the way. He kept telling me in excitement that I have really tried for him and he was thinking of going to Ogun state today and my gift will come in handy. After I got down, he repeatedly kept thanking me and he zoomed off. I was enthused to see an elderly man old enough to be my father gyrating like an excited child who finally got for Christmas the big gift he has always wanted.

I didn't want to share, but I just kept reliving that encounter and I couldn't help it.

GodIsBiafran:
Guy, it takes confidence to look at breast like this now

grandstar:
Wrong statement. Why?

Because time and unforeseen occurences before us all (Read Eccl 9:11-12)

Billionaires have gone bankrupt. A German billionaire, Adolf Merckle, committed suicide when he lost all his fortune.

Brazil one time richest man, Eike Batista, is now bankrupt. It should be a lesson for all.

GodIsBiafran:
Low self-esteem is the major problem of Ghanaian artists. This is why they will never grow.

If you don't have self-confidence, you can never survive the music game. The music game is not for weak a-$$ sissies who want someone else to push their music for them. For example, have you ever seen Rema begging Wizkid or Burna to push his music? Did FireboyDML cry when Wizkid did not invite him to O2 arena? Instead Fireboy hustled to get Ed Sheeran to feature in his music. Do you see Arya Starr crying that Tiwa and TEMs are not pushing her music? Rather she is focused, releasing hits after hits. Even portable is all over Lagos pushing his craft without giving a fvck what people think. Nigerians are built different. We believe in ourselves. That is why you will never see a Ghanaian in the MMA. Meanwhile Kamaru and Israel are top dogs there. Any endeavor that requires strong-will and individual self belief, Nigerians will ALWAYS surpass you. Ghana go and sleep. Not in this life. Maybe in another life you can compete with Nigeria.

Kazeem47:
Somebody help me check when is Ethiopia entering 2022 pls.help a brother.

pyyxxaro:
There’s no currency like CRYPTOCURRENCY

ajl:
Mister, tribal marks are not tattoos. Please get that right. Those who put tattoos on their bodies do so for personal reasons, to show off or for entertainment. Tribal mark has cultural or tribal significance. Tribal marks sometimes are used to identify with tribal lineages, or history. Every society have a right to decide what norms to follow. Because an American professor or PhD has tattoos doesn't mean anything. He/She is no different from a motor park boy who choose to adorn tattoos.

MJBOLT:

her thoughts are none of my business,we cannot see thoughts but we can see actions and we all saw how laycon was running after her while kiddwaya was smooching and doing all sorts with her,which proves that tweet right.

Sebastine1994:
China is not helping their people grow, with all this law, china has banned a lot of things like:
Gay marriage, dressing like gay in comedy skit, mocking the president, Islam, online tutor, celebrity worship, tattoo, Bitcoin, online gaming and internet addiction, religion, abandoning your aging parents,guns. Etc

When you overprotect children they either rebel or they become soft. They cannot function outside their society.
Just look at American women, she how easy it is to lure them with promise of love, théy lost their cynicism and ability to decern evil from good.

heartofcity12:
A twerker hoe publicly known for cheating on her husband is here setting standards on a man’s pocket. It’s funny how women seem to think they’re the definers of what a real man should be but the moment a man defines what a woman should be, hells gates swing open. Double standard lots. Smh

PS “Your man must be a flex” meaning he must be rich and ready to spend heavily on her, the hoe has motivated others. They wait at the finish line and fvck the winners, and all the man gets in return is sex? So pathetic reasoning from an empty skull cumbucket.

dunmorris:
Even though we currently have a child together?

Nezzjnr:


This is really serious

Nezzjnr:
Lol.... You think so??

There's this anonymous Stuff or so these Girls normally post on their status.

You'll just be shocked at what these Guys are always posting just to get a Girl.

dunmorris:
He abandoned her.

Jessepaid:
Hehehe...


Girl wey I meet last week....


Less than 7days...


Physically spoken to just 3 times...


Has reminded me more than 8 times that her birthday is on the 4th of January...


Is God not good?



The tares don dey use him hand dey comot body from the wheat..


I sha told her that her birthday is her business not mine..


She kept silent..


Broke free from my flirtatious embrace and asked me..


What do you want?


Unsure of how to reply the question, I kept silent to let her speak more to betray herself and give me an angle...



Then Boom! she shot herself...


She said... you are hugging me and all what do you want? I don't do dating oo..


I smiled...


I replied...


You don't do dating that means you just Fvck and go na..



She was shocked...


I told her I don't do dating too...


She immediately retreated and said
"what I meant is I don't do double dating .. "


I didnt know when I started laughing..


We go whine ourselves tire she never learn work

SOZINN:
@luminouz
Abeg take this one take hold body.
For that your story