₦airaland Forum

mattbass:
My kings in the house I get small gist for Una ohh.
As I dey come back from church now, one fine babe with African skin still glowing on her and free of makeup boarded same keke with me oh. As guy man wey don suit up, I just strike conversation ohhh. Ah to my amazement she respond well ohh. Naso we gist for about 15 minutes ohh, as she don near where she go drop she asked a question which no girl have ever asked me before (Can we be friends?) Sharply I answer say are we not friends already she smiled come tell me say make I give her my phone make she dial her number ohhh. Ah naso I give her ohhh.

True true na we be the Prize ohhh and if woman like you she go go any length to have you.

Happy Sunday my kings.

Yinmu..na ogbanje u carry so...gimme that her number make I verify...

Oladat:
I totally disagree. I think it's the other way around; the bears are lucky for not being here.They would have been a good source of bushmeat! �

You have a point

He is very lucky it's not a black bear. Those mudafuckers don't care if you are alive or dead, they will tear right into you and start chowing. Don't even turn your back and try to run. A black bear can easily outrun you and also climb trees.

Brown bears are heavy duties but are fooled by the "playing dead" technique. Unless they are very hungry

Since we don't have bears here in Nigeria... We are kinda lucky

@Jeremani... Shows you that women can't take half of what they dish out to men, especially rejection. They just can't deal with the fact that the guy is not into them anymore. Goes to show you how not giving a fuq, makes women more attracted to you.

Me no dey do anyone oh


I'm a monk

Belial06:
Poverty a d hunger are a bad combo

You have my sympathy

E dey pain you right ?

K

Belial06:




E pain am

Hungry fellow

K

Belial06:
See what hunger has caused !!!

This is absolutely disgusting , terrible and abnormal

You are boiling rat to eat and you think you are normal ?

One day you will start eating dead bodies of human beings

You need to be in a psychiatric hospital

You always rant like this and I wonder who deserves to be hospitalised.
You are fuqed up,hommie.

Caaz:
No matter how hungry I am....I would never ever eat any slithering creature.



Lord pls don't ever let me condescend to that snake eating level.
Anyway Sha ...enjoy your eat.

Meat is meat hommie....so long it's not human meat. Hunger never beat you shey?

CaveAdullam:
Alpha is not decorating your body with tattoos; it is not wearing expensive dreadlocks; it is not having muscles here and there; it is not looking dark and handsome; it is not money; it is not connections; it is not how many (fat, slim or stretch mark) women you f^ck.

Alpha is a mindset.

Hmmmmm..yes, Being Alpha is a mindset but like stuffs such as courage, guts and heart, it is evident in our actions and decisions. Some may choose to use such mindset to hone their physicality while others focus on their mental acuity. I prefer to hone both. I get the best of both worlds.

Being a fat alpha won't save you from a lion, or a rabid Alsatian dog. Being a fast and quick thinking Alpha does give you a chance.

MJBOLT:

I'm 100% certain if a rich man comes her way,she will marry him.

And leave a broke guy like me shey?

MJBOLT:

this is what all women say but we understand

I wonder what the thread is about if not money issues

omolola100:
i am not a lazy gal, i dont depend on anyman before i buy cream and make my hair.

Then, this means you dont need your mum's advice. You can work so why look for a rich man to foot bills you can cater for?

Shey u don't wanna look for love or kindness or passion in a man?

omolola100:
thanks for this.

Lola, Goan work ya black ass off. No man came into this world solely to make you happy. That mentality is BS.

Make your money and have peace,if you can't find happiness with marrying for love and togetherness.


It's only in Nigeria that broke ass girls won't work but keeping praying for a rich man,yet they keep brokeshaming struggling guys. Are y'all allergic to making your own money? Why a rich man would wanna settle for them, is beyond me.

TheRollingStone:
Forgive me father for I have simped
I let an arrogant and entitled girl make withdrawals before me in the pos stand even though I was there before her, I was only considering the bike man waiting for her in the scotching sun, and without an atom of appreciation the mannerless girl keep portraying all forms of entitlement like it’s her right, why not she’s a girl

I forgive you my son.

Now...this weekend..go to 50 ATMs and test your new resolve. Make sure no girl repeats such.

Come back and give testimony. Don't come empty handed too

femijay8271:
Come my area for Agbado ijaye or Agbado crossing... come see them 13yrs old girls wey dey belle lyk balloons

I know that side very well. The girls are not tūsh at all...

I wonder who sleeps with these underaged girls sha.

Lightway:
This is filter and makeup....

When you wake up to her face in the morning.. you will know who she truly is

Don't insult men mtcheeww

Damn straight. Why aomine thinks a 40-year old woman trumps her male counterpart beats me. Without filter or surgery, few can boast of good genes to enjoy being a classical looker at 40.

Forget the oyinbos and come home. Girls look like mummies at above 30. At above 40, they look something worse. Flabby and flappy everywhere. I look at women my age outside and I marvel at how much older they look, compared to luminouz.

Without makeup, most of these women would have committed suicide

Miracood2:
the video was posted on Facebook so I went to the comment section to see reactions. And trust me when I say simps die hard..

Indians were saying things like.. pique isn't a real gentleman.. and he should have stood up for the girl..

Some Africans were disgusted about the video, and started telling how it's so irresy for the girl to ask pique to stand up for her..

It was a sight to see..
I tell u!!

The Indians are closet freaks, especially the men. I can't count the number of nudes they have sent my gf or my exes. They keep speaking yeye English while wanking and yanking their rods, promising BS. So I'm not surprised they simp hard.

The Africans who supported such nonsense are ball-less. Being nice,they think, gets them pussy but they have no idea how wrong they are.

I like Pique stand biko.

emmaodet:
Though she is working and earning 50k but always living above her income - ofcourse, the world is embarrassed with so much simps that she can never run broke or worry about money.
Imagine a girl earning 50k but who wants to go and and stay in a 250k apartment. Who does that? 5 months salary on house rent.
No reasonable person will do that if the world is short of simps.

There was a time i had to explain to her that it is a suicide mission, she just told me not to worry, she will get the money and i understand. I kukuma keep quiet.

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Damn!!! Whoring is not her full time job!!!

Well, father time takes care of that problem. Soon, her looks won't fetch as much or attract as many. Then the dog-eat-dog and loser-loser-egusi-dinner scenario comes in

emmaodet:
Don't sweat on it bro. A lot of guys are passing through that phase now.
I remember when i was still that quiet, humble good guy. Telling my gf sweet words, how i want her to be the mother of my kids, how i regularly sing for her, write poems and not to forget the mind blowing sex and stupid words coming out from both of us like - yes, baby you are the best, ohhh my Goddddd, i love you baby, you are the best, i promise never to leave you, you are badddddd, sometimes whispering and speaking in tongues or gibberish etc all na sankamajeeeeeee
When she left, she left COLDHEARTEDLY, she didn't even think about the love we shared, the promises we made, the assurance she regularly gave me about not leaving me or sharing me with no other person. She just poured everything out and acted as if nothing ever happens between us.
Within a month, i saw her pictures on whatsapp status and fb with the new guy hugging and expressing sweet love to each other as if nothing ever happened between us.
SO cold-hearted while i was still crying, wailing, thinking how my love just left so soon, thinking what i did wrong and how to rectify the issue so that we can go back to our sweet love life.
Took stupid foolish risk by traveling from calabar to Lagos on a night bus just to go see her in school and confirm what is happening, why the cold shoulder, why the sudden change. A lot could have happened - i could probably have died from car accident at night, armed robbers, kidnappers etc whie my girl was just enjoying her life at the other side, expressing sweet fake love to her new simp/lover.
When i saw everything, i shed tears like a bay. I cried but ever since made a vow never to put a woman above my goals and ambitions.
I became a changed man, a new man was born that day. Soomeone i never knew existed in me. A cold-hearted emotionaless man and to be honest, i LOVE the new man.

Damn!!!

Dem ladies can be coldblooded as fuq

aomine:
AOMINE IN DAA HOUSE, WOMEN ARE WHORING AROUND NOW MORE THAN EVER SERIOUSLY I PITY SIMPS WHO ARE STILL FALLEN IN LOVE WITH WOMEN OF TODAY ONE DUDE THAT MAKE HER FEEL MORE EXCITED AND ECSTATIC CAN EASILY CARRY HER LET ME TRANSLATE IN PIDGIN DEM NOR DEY STAY ONE PLACE

Right on point...Xiaomi bro

emmaodet:


She told me she is mid 30's but from what i saw, i will say late 30's unless the regular wicked dicks have really damaged her very well.
Well, wetin consign me. I had to add to her misery and dump her where she belongs.....Bin

Broooo..no enjoy her alone na...lemme just put the tip too

On a serious note: if she finally marries the handsome Calabar dude, he will suffer for the rest of his life. That a broke ass woman like that broke shames broke men is the worst kind of hypocrisy I've ever seen.

emmaodet:
There is a lady i met who was very very desperate to marry but just meeting hit and run guys.
After so many back and fort, we became close and she loosened up. I started learning cold hard bitter lessons from her.
She changes men like a diaper. She hardly run a relationship for 3 month without either party breaking up. A highly damaged lady.
She usuallly call me Bestie - always telling me about the guys she just meet, our Ex, the past and present, blah blah blahs
The guys that bang her like mad, the ones that just spend but can't bang etc Some of the things i learnt from her are but not limited to -
1. Poor/struggling guys are invicible to her - whille she complains alot about not getting a guy for commitment , i noticed poor guys approaching her regularly are invicible to her. She will only tell me about guys doing fine disturbing her though she told me a handsome but struggling far distant bf, begging her daily to move in with her is being ignored. The guy is teaching in a private schoool in calabar struggling financially while her pussy is bastardily decimated in lagos.She is holding out, bidding her time to see if she can still get a rich simp to marry. The poor boy is the last option.
2. Of recent she met an old NNPC manager (a money bag), within 2 weeks she has billed and milked the man 60k (though chicken change to him) and telling me she wants to use getting a house format to milk him another 250k (Jesssss) despite telling her to slow down and take it slowly, she didn't answer me.
3. Occassionally, she will ask me of format to use in milking guys for money. One time, she acted very very very sick to the old man. He called for like 3 days without she picking, maybe receiving another dick somewhere. After the 3rd day, she picked and was talking in a very sick way, that she is sick because she is missing him. The old simp quickly sent money for treatment while taking a flight from abuja to lag by the weekend to come see her why she laughs and make mockery of the man with her format.
I saw a first hand way how women coldheartedly milk men.
4. She is a nairalander

Thank you

Lmaooooo... Yet she wants to marry?

How old is she again?

Abeg,introduce me o...tell her say I'm very very very desperate to marry and I have tons of money.

emmaodet:
Heey bro, your boy is loyal ooo
Anything for your boy??
At the bolded, you are right.

Lol...ice-cream waaaaaa oooo

emmaodet:
A friend promised to add me to a whatsapp group and just showed me a summary of what i should expect. Bro, in this group, it is a gathering of men and ladies. Moreorless like a point and kill group.
People displaying boobs and dicks, talking rawwwwwwwwwwww, shameless, body counts and all.
It was all as if i was dreaming or in a trance or something else. As if someone should just wake me up from the rubbish am seeing.
After he left, i sat down for a long time thinking about what is really going on, how life is moving so fast yet people can't see or feel it.
There is a background life unknown to most humans, a life of sodom and gomorrah and to be honest, am scared of all am seeing either good or bad.
I am now suspecting everybody around me, i trust nobody anymore.
That shy quiet gentle pretty lady may be something else behind the scene.
The people i saw on that group are just your everyday people on the street but behind the scene, they are devil's incarnate.

The boss is back!!

Your boy dey here oooo

N.B: If we all have the gift of reading minds, we would have gone crazy since

hazard7:
He told her to abort the pregnancy or he will divorce her but with that look on eyes i fear,he might do worse.

WTF!!!

He still allowed her to stay in that house for another day?

It's finished for him. Now,that's the sad part

hazard7:
Funny event happened today guys. My neighbour has a wife and 2 kids. This man is not wealthy but he does his best to provide for his family. His wife has a shop (that is been funded by the husband) but still rants about how her husband does not do enough to take care of her. Fast forward today,her husband found out she is pregnant and it wasnt his since according to husband that they have not had sex for like 2 months plus because of her so called reasons. Only for her to confess that she has been having sex with a rich customer that comes to her shop to buy wares and the rest is history. I have to say that i feel so so sorry for the man cause i know the kind of "hard" work he does just to provide for his family especially for his wife. What is done is done but the modern women are really nothing but a pack of wolves adorn in the attire of a woolly sheep and no matter what a wolf may say or do, you should NEVER trust it.

Nice story

What I wanna know is what dafuq did he do to the wife after finding out?

Ajiswaggs:
I remember when I was broke during my ND days , I had only two faded jeans and 3 T-shirt plus plenty Ankara clothes.....i usually wear this Ankara cloth to lecture room all the time...all my so call friends will be making jest of me behind me if we are walking together but they don't know I dey observe....i lost my self esteem till I graduated from ND Just because I no get money and my parents are not financially buoyant. I manage 2k for two weeks why most of them are receiving up-to 10-20k weekly,...omo...oppression too much when I dey see dem buy latest designs of cloth back to back... during my 1 year IT I start to dey hustle just to gather money and buy cloths. But I thank God for today...none of them fit stand with me in any position ....but we still cool sha

3 faded shirts and 2 trousers

A girl once accused me of this on NL na... Cuz she was angry I didn't give her what she wanted!!