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Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Shows Off His Dogs (Photos, Video) by luminouz(m): 11:28am On Jun 04, 2021
Look at the mudafucking muscles on that dark ash dog!!! shocked

The weight alone is enough to cause anyone trouble
Science/Technology › Re: Trillions Of Red-eyed Insects Rise From Ground After 17 Yrs To Breed & Die (Pix) by luminouz(m): 10:16am On Jun 04, 2021
PrincessGlow:
I'm already over here but not quite legit. We'll be lonesome together cheesy
Lol....damn!!

Oya send me a PM... You got some humour in you. grin
Science/Technology › Re: Trillions Of Red-eyed Insects Rise From Ground After 17 Yrs To Breed & Die (Pix) by luminouz(m): 12:34am On Jun 04, 2021
PrincessGlow:
Ain't that easy. Still in the process of fully importing myself
Hey!!! Just include me, will ya? I'm working on that process myself, though from naija sha.

We could work it together! You from there and me from here grin. And besides,you won't be lonesome when over there. Two good heads are better than.... wink
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:00pm On Jun 03, 2021
Heartofcity12 be dishing them pills on a cold hard plate.


I love it!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by luminouz(m): 10:56pm On Jun 03, 2021
IceDune:
Yellow ass? lipsrsealed So you guys are that intimate
Icedune?
The movie ain't out yet and you already cloned the title?

Mudafucker please!!! cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: Trillions Of Red-eyed Insects Rise From Ground After 17 Yrs To Breed & Die (Pix) by luminouz(m): 6:25pm On Jun 03, 2021
PrincessGlow:
Yes
Then, what are you waiting for? Coman import me from here na...
Science/Technology › Re: Trillions Of Red-eyed Insects Rise From Ground After 17 Yrs To Breed & Die (Pix) by luminouz(m): 4:59pm On Jun 03, 2021
metalgear11:
Those things are annoying, especially the very loud sounds they make. They sound like electricity is going haywire. I just swapped one off my shoulder.



https://wtop.com/maryland/2021/05/a-maryland-candy-company-is-cooking-up-chocolate-covered-cicadas/
Cook that mudafucker bro....cheesygrin
Science/Technology › Re: Trillions Of Red-eyed Insects Rise From Ground After 17 Yrs To Breed & Die (Pix) by luminouz(m): 3:34pm On Jun 03, 2021
PrincessGlow:
R u in US? They're only in US
Are you?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:28pm On Jun 03, 2021
heartofcity12:
This type of females don’t have anything to bring to the table but sex, and here she is wanting to be treated like a princess. Isn’t this just so annoying. grin
Very fuqin annoying bro
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:28pm On Jun 03, 2021
ubunja:
I know luminouz thinks about this often. Lol.

It's all good fam.
cheesy cheesy wink wink
Politics › Re: Bandits Attack Fulani In Anka, Zamfara State by luminouz(m): 1:11pm On Jun 03, 2021
sad
Crime › Re: 35-Year-Old Man Rapes His Neighbour's 9-Year-Old Daughter In Ondo (Photo) by luminouz(m): 1:09pm On Jun 03, 2021
sapphiere:
The country is burning and all a Nigerian man could think of is rape.


Dear mothers, never leave your girl child in the custody of any man be it her dad.
Lol...such a fuqin clown grin grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:47am On Jun 03, 2021
foreman:
Hustle is real.

https://naijaworld.online/p/q80PcyUgP8nAkyezC4ke
The same woman?

Damnnnnnnn.... This is fuqin weird. Imagine if na man dey do like her, na to dey call am stalker or whatever
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:44am On Jun 03, 2021
MJBOLT:
we understand grin
Lmaoooooo

Fewaluv murder her dia.

She is so fuqin obvious it's laughable
Autos › Re: 65" Smart TV For Sale by luminouz(m): 9:01am On Jun 03, 2021
vineyardfarms:
NO. LET GOD HANDLE HIM AND HIS ACURSED GENERATION. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.
Aiit.
Autos › Re: 65" Smart TV For Sale by luminouz(m): 9:01am On Jun 03, 2021
Yewandequeen:
that I trust
grin
Autos › Re: 65" Smart TV For Sale by luminouz(m): 1:32am On Jun 03, 2021
vineyardfarms:
GOD BLESS YOU ALL.

BUT AS FOR OGUNDIPE BABATUNDE - HE IS A CURSE THING -
So he never paid you back? shocked

Do you want revenge? I can fix him for you. He won't ever scam anyone again, at least with his hands.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 8:50pm On Jun 02, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Once I see the moniker... I no dey even waste time see the gibberish wey the thing write

Na to just scroll down cheesy cheesy
Damn straight .....

Na the code be that!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 8:34pm On Jun 02, 2021
Nezzjnr:
cheesy cheesy

I guess he doesn't know the rules
Those mofos dey vex many guys here noni cheesy grin grin
Romance › Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 8:31pm On Jun 02, 2021
princewarri1985:
This no news joh because it is better than her cheating on me with an actual dick! I will even encourage my girlfriend to have one if my work take me away from home. THE ONLY PROBLEM AN HAVING WITH THIS THAT THIS CUMCUMBER IS TOO BIG AND WILL TURN THE KPEKUS TO WELL. girls get mind sha! Even this cumcumba is too big even for a cow kpekus
Lmaooooo...cow pussy? grin grin cheesy

You are a bad guy
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 8:26pm On Jun 02, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Dude undecided
No vex Baba...

Calm down

grin grin
Romance › Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 4:53pm On Jun 02, 2021
Telstar:
Haha. Your girlfriend? The one you invented? cheesy cheesy
Don't deny me babe...

Show me some love tongue
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:52pm On Jun 02, 2021
TheDarkGamer:
Lmao... Thanks for the compliment.

I'm ready to accept you as my mentor, but that's if you're an experienced writer. I hope so.

I'm actually studying Biology at university right now, I want to be a Surgeon. I know I'm good with writing though, so I also want to pursue a career there too. Can you imagine I did literature as a subject in senior Secondary school, wrote it in WAEC and Cambridge, also was best graduating in the subject (not to brag). The pressure to quit back then was hellish but I still proved doubters wrong.

Thanks for the advice though. Let's see how things go, maybe we might have those transactions.
That's my nigga!!!

Oyaaaaaaaaaaaa... my Canadian bro. smiley
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:50pm On Jun 02, 2021
SOZINN:
cheesy
Damn....BURN!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:48pm On Jun 02, 2021
Martinez39s:
I thought we agreed to ignore females and not directly or indirectly respond to them. Ignore her post and don't reference her unnecessarily.

In fact, try to act like they don't exist here.
You are right.
My bad.
Done
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:47pm On Jun 02, 2021
Skepticus:
Luminouz, no offence intended bro.

I know that you mean no harm in your quest to make the thread "lively" and show your extroversion but please try to limit it to those who mean well and comport themselves on the thread maturely. Directly mentioning monikers known to derail or cause trouble without regards for the decency of others, contributes to the distraction and "noisiness" that sometimes occurs on the thread. I've seen it happen a couple of times and it is unnecessary since you have been active here from day 1. You can't caution others who are less active here while you go ahead to do the same thing.

Too much clowns now post distracting rubbish on the thread blocking us from seeing comments relevant that are relevant to the title of the thread.
You are right bro.
My bad. Done
Romance › Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 3:44pm On Jun 02, 2021
Telstar:
Haha. You saw your girlfriend, not me.
Ain't you my girlfriend or are u a dude? shocked
Romance › Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 3:44pm On Jun 02, 2021
dairykidd:
No naaaa.. if i get that kind preeq na mojo i go just dey act. True some pussies are over used sha but then na positioning u go take dey finish work so that u go dey get the proper angle of elevation, pressure points and flexibility. But then is she worth the stress? So now what ur saying is she is beyond redemption? That's harsh na.. she can still be satisfied but it will take extra careful workings tho
Bro...I never experienced borehole pussy before but I heard stories on the ashewo beer parlour thread. That stuff is worse than death. You can't feel anything but just the 'slop, slop, posshaaaaa' sounds of pussy farts(caused by too much air entering a slackened pussy). It's like the fuqin void swallowed your dick.

Which style you wan do again? Unless na doggy or maybe cowgeh... It's best for her to leave biko.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:39pm On Jun 02, 2021
*sighs*

If only you had come for me instead of Anderson, you'd know that women simp for me, not the other way around. I will make you simp so bad, you will climb on a fuqin tree, do some monkey swings, and sing 'Kumbaya' in French.

On this thread,YOU ARE NOTHING!!!! grin wink
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:34pm On Jun 02, 2021
Damn...

That TheDarkGamer dude is fire with the writing skills. grin


Now hommie, you need a mentor in this game. You are still young and can go stronger and strongest. You sound like all these butty kids. All you need to know is my account number... Which one is easier for you...First or Ecobank? grin


Your first lesson: Nothing is free in life. Not even the air you breathe. You made a choice to inhale.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:23pm On Jun 02, 2021
aomine:
PUT IN WORK DAY BY DAY THE SECRET TO SUCCESS IS HAVING PASSION FOR THE GRIND I PROMISE IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT,OH AS FOR KOLASHOLA YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO OF COURSE YOU CAN CHOOSE NOT TO DO IT WE CAN NOT COME AND LIVE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU
How is this an advice na? undecided

Na grind dey do the guy or which passion you dey talk na?

Xiaomi or wetin dem call u sef!!!
Romance › Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by luminouz(m): 3:21pm On Jun 02, 2021
Telstar:
I did not. I just told you the gospel truth.
I saw you in my dreams last night. So I know what you did wink

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