₦airaland Forum

dairykidd:
Omo.. how i wan take answer this question
U know say na elastic and e dey stretch.. maybe guyman no sabi or him pipe np fat reach to fill up the kunchas
If the guy no say no be him size na to drop am na. If the guy get fat pipe but no sabi na different issue but if him pipe no fat and she dey need fat sonthin to stretch her punna then na im be say him nor go everly satisfy her one bit.

Do you know Young's modulus? It's about stress versus strain. That girl's pussy has surpassed the elastic limit and is now broken because it's overstretched. No normal man can satisfy that one biko. I haven't seen a man whose pipe fat reach that cucumber biko... Or you no dey see am? Is your diick fat like that? Even Mandingo own no fat like that naaaaaaaaaaa....

Telstar:
It depends on how you feel about it. Someone who is sexually disciplined cannot do that. I haven't had sex for over six months now, yet I'm happy. Sometimes, sex is not all you need in life.

U fuqin liar

Skyfornia:
That place is elastic I was told..though I'm a virgin, I don't know if its true.

You know nothing, Snow.

dairykidd:
If the story na true then the guy na big fool.. she done dey complain say u no dey work am well n she dey try to help herself as u no fit do am yet u dey complain of cucumber Next time na fat preeq weed smoking nigga go begin help u do ur work. And what's the landlady's business btw

Ok...I know you are angry. Calm down.

Lemme ask you a question.

With the size of that cucumber(length and girth and how the condom couldn't cover everything), imagine what size her pussy is, so can you satisfy such a woman?

The landlady was just being like Nigerian landladies. They love gossip

placeofallure:
Better a cucumber than another phallus.

The only 'ish' I have is the size. If a cucumber this massive has been penetrating her, hardly can any average man be able to satisfy her.

This is extra large!

An average man you say? Most men is closer. Don't you see how huge that mudafucker is? Is like a fuqin baton!!! How doesn't it injure her biko?

Women...Una can Sabi Choo huge swallow shaaa

Babatojide:
SO...?
How does this concern the STUPID LANDLADY “truly age is not an accurate measure for sense...
How stupid could a man be by making a stupid mountain out of a mole hill
She denies it... so ?
She masturbates....so?
She’s not comfy telling her man about it cos it’s obvious the cucumber has more sense than the landlady and the half man...
That landlady deserves to be taught a great lesson about respecting/invading of privacy in the court of law
I see 2 mature people in the pics
1. A woman that respects her man and privacy
2. A cucumber that wears condoms (obviously more sensible than that Bomboclat man)

Damn, you hopeless man

Why was the guy still talking and gesticulating?

She go don commot my house once I found out na.


The condom on the cucumber is ALL the evidence I need.

Small time, they will abuse us that we get small diick...see wetin she dey use chook her pussy na...the pussy don wide like canyon or ogunpa river for Ibadan.

N.B: the landlady said she get female children?? She better go check their wardrobes. I'm sure 4 huge cucumbers are wrapped in cellophanes.

Tonapukkk:
Am only making reference to that (14) since that's what the news we red indicated, that doesn't mean I agree or disagree with the age, she looks matured than 14 anyway, court will decide on that.

Ok....logical enough

GregJo:
Talk to my lawyer - Demzee

That hothead

You already lost the case na. He will abuse the judge and say 'TUEHHHH' and the judge will get pissed and award me like 1million dollars as compensation.

Try martinez39s. You have a small chance

waywardpikin:
Make sure the change is not small o. I mean, apart from maybe you, no one knows how to drop a hot, spicy "K" the way I do bruv. Show some love lol.

Lmaooo

Your own 'K' get k-leg na... Mine na original, factory fitted something

Tonapukkk:
It's a sexual assault since he's under age, the law believes he's been taking advantage of. The law believes he may be making the wrong decision since he's underage.

If you watch baba Ijesha CCTV footage you won't say that... Baba Ijesha wasn't forcing the girl at all, they were both touching each other, yet it's a sexual assault case because she's 14years, and that baba Ijesha is taking advantage of that.

If you believe that girl is 14 years old, then you'd believe in tooth fairies and unicorns.

Damn!! Nigerians are fuqin emotional

waywardpikin:
Hahahahahahaha

I'm pretty sure I must also have contributed someway in making that last line come to being. Where is my Assistant Contributor credit Lumi?

Cmon, Goan sit down jor

Wetin you contribute?

When I patent it, I go give you small change sha, as my nigga

Peaceyw:
@luminouz, emmaodet, ubunja, skepticus, Martinez39s come and help me answer this guy ooo

The dude is being manipulated as fuq. Emotionally and psychologically.
That girl is hiding some shiit in her DMs. To divert his attention, she used pregnancy and baby issues to emotionally trick him. And HE FELL when she asked for space and he started trembling. My number one rule is 'Never threaten me or gimme an Ultimatum' because the rebel in me will tell you to go to hell. But OP fell and now, he is her bitçh.

I'm having doubts if he is the owner of the pregnancy he is protecting and crying about sef.

GregJo:
You falling for the same old tricks. You don't have to explain yourself. A 'k' in time saves nine

Damn that last sentence is my line, mudafucker!!! I fuqin invented that shiit bro. You plagiarized IT!! Next time, biko, reference me


But, just this once, you can use it!!!

Belial06:
Shsssss
Talkative

K

Adakintroy:
Lie lie!

Na because you de crowd.

Nope...I'm real and raw...no pretence

Belial06:
[s][/s]

You are a huge talkative
Wow ... Guy do you talk in your sleep ?
A man who talks too much is usually empty o
Kai
You talk and talk and talk

Yet you replied me. What does that make you?
An empty barrel too

angelfallz:


I get what you're trying to say about having sex with underage children. But you have it twisted.

Since we're both men i would use women to explain what I mean.

When girls reach puberty they start developing breasts, their curves start showing, their voice changes etc. Note: puberty in girls starts from between 8 - 13 years in girls. Sometimes earlier.
Boys hit puberty around the same time 9 - 14 years. When this happens, boys start noticing girls, girls start noticing boys. They begin to have urges to have sex.
These changes that girls are going through is to attract male attention and vice versa.

All these are natural.

Now to the part of your comment that you have it twisted which is the bolded.

You can deny it all you want, but once you see a beautiful underage girl that is going through puberty or has gone through puberty, you would naturally be attracted to her

Saying you automatically see a frog is actually laughable. Just say that so far as she is below the age of 18, you would not have sex with her, simple. Trying to deny that you're attracted or that she is ugly or a frog is...

So sir, there is nothing wrong in being attracted to a girl that is going through puberty or has gone through puberty but is still underage. It does not make you a paedophile. Having sex with her is a totally different thing, if she is below the age of consent.

Your assertions are wrong dude,at least about me.
You think I would be attracted to a female less than 18 years old? I definitely am not. Never crossed my mind. I told you, I don't feel anything sexual for them at all. The mere fact that you think I will be fantasising about such girls is worrisome. I don't see them as sexual beings till they clock 18.

Same mentality I have towards masturbation. I love my diick but apart from washing it, I NEVER tried any soapy shiit. May not be wrong to you but I detest that shiit.

If people call that one a borehole now, them go say we wicked... But na she first start am... Why come online to say rubbish about her ex na? Jealousy and owu don finish her

I'm sure it was the guy that dumped her, cuz of her attitude

ABANGWABOI:
As a Yansh man colleague I second your comments..

But wait oo.. why you no celebrate your ftc for Bleep matter thread..

FTC? Bleep thread?

I don't care about those things na

ovieigho:
What’s confusing there?

Read it again ....

Too much gaari dey worry my eyes

KingGeorgey:
I got myself an apple series watch Sef and a nice cologne... see since I started taking care of myself this women have even started spending money on me... the views expressed on this thread are succinct and accurate... I’ve never enjoyed being a Man this much since I hit my 20s... it’s as if this women know when a man values himself and would treat you like a king because you know you’re one... the miseducation about how this relationship thing works was a real blow... I thank God I came across the red pill... I was losing my mind and self esteem chasing after a woman... no more sir... I’m King

I concur... King George

KingGeorgey:
I want to thank everyone who contributes meaningfully to this thread.... I like the fact that the senior men always point out that it’s not about hating women... but knowing your place and recognizing that men are the most maltreated humans... Gaining control in my current relationship seems to have driven my girl mad due to the fact that I made simp moves before .... I realized I was the prize... and a big one at that... I’m starting to take care of myself and look better.... my confidence level is up and I clearly don’t give a hoot if she leaves... I can now clearly decline selfish money requests.. see ehn... una no know wetin una do for me... me that’s a student could actually walk to a tailor and get a nice suit done for myself without feeling shit that I haven’t given one woman money... God Bless you people for me abeg

This made me smile.

You have done well biko... With the suit, get a nice wristwatch, cool shoes and skincare routine(scrubs and lotions and shiit). You deserve then all bro

MJBOLT:

interesting

Kuku kee me!!! ..

Na konji go kee me if masturbation is my only option. I love my diick dearly but I don't love stroking it hoping for a release. He won't even rise. Wanna see a miracle? Just insert General Lifeless in a nice, warm cosy pussy and watch it come to life and grow like Sandor Clegane,the Mountain.

The key is not being taken for a sucker by a woman.

I just watched a movie called 'endangered species' and boy!!! Ain't that some eye-opening mudafucking shiit!!

To normal viewers it may seem like the rhinos are endangered but in essence,it is american men.

The movie follows the classical theme evidenced in Army of the dead: a working father, rude and wayward daughter, dead-ass wife, a weak son. As usual, the father was made to look weak, always apologizing with zero frame and useleess yet in the end, he was the one who sacrificed his life(just like Batista in Army of the dead) to save his family. Hell, the daughter who abused and denigrated her father, survived and was made the heroine (she drove for the first time in her life and managed to railroad the bandits - rolling my fuqin eyes) while the son who drove earlier was made an accessory and quite useless. The mom(honestly she was as silent as Batista's wife in Army of the Dead) who didn't do shiiit became the mom of the year. WTF!!!
American/Western men are really fuqin ENDANGERED!!!

N.B: Please, don't get me started on that Mofo called the bf. How he was made to survive that leopard attack is BS. Why dafuq will a leopard leave good meat and run away? I just Taya for these movies.

This trend of sacrificing/vilifying Western men is very troubling. They are really neutralised and made weak. Family values are all fuqed up

ubunja:
according to Nairaland red pillers anyone who requires his work be properly recognized is at his "low time". Smh I don't even want to know why you all think it's wrong to call out copying.

Dude, I'll pass on your so-called understanding. Kindly keep it for another writer who cares.

You are on a roll bro, ain't you?

That guy meant no harm, you know.he is just trying to calm things down.

overdrive:
Is the fruits and nuts easily accessible

For those in the rurals anyway

U urban goons will make do with bitter leaf

Good good. Y'all are feeling the heat!

Soon enough, you will all become fruit and nuts eaters!!!

Just came in and whew!!! So much emotions dripping over the last couple of pages... I will use some to power my gen today.


I like how matured bloodysperm handled the issue. He could have started an ego-trip diatribe but he CLARIFIED his stance and put to bed any misconceptions. Nice one. We all know that hairy balls girl-dude will jump into mentions and masturbate on the issue.


It's a new month. Let some love and red pills lead. Happy new month y'all

As usual, some Nigerians, especially the art and social science students,will display their ignorance by asking yeye questions.


Learn to read and assimilate na...It's called science. The phones you used were made by scientists

I want the one with desktop jor