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FoodRe: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by luminouz(m): 4:56am On Nov 30, 2024
Augustine2244:
Eeyah! Brother Pathetic,I am so touched.
Stop following me around, werey...🤣🤣🤣🤣
FoodRe: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by luminouz(m): 7:00pm On Nov 29, 2024
Augustine2244:
E pain this demented lunatic.
Linus !
Soon you will have experience with a hippopotamus and live to tell the story.
Compound pathetic liar.
Twin brother or Clone of Lai Mohammed.
Say any more bullshit and I will tackle you.
Now you are just copying me and it's pathetic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her To Cutoff Her Male Friends? by luminouz(m): 6:31pm On Nov 29, 2024
🤣🤣👋🤣👋
FoodRe: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by luminouz(m): 6:30pm On Nov 29, 2024
Augustine2244:
Ewu! Are you having coronary arrest over this?
Awww! You really need a defribilirator to boost your heart rate.
Sorry oo!
Please keep your python bullshit to yourself.
Pathetic wailer.
Please take sleeping pills and try to cool off and calm down.
E pain this wereyyyyyy sha...🤣🤣🤣

Liar Mohammad. I have noted your moniker...say any more bullshiit and I go tackle you...
FoodRe: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by luminouz(m): 6:24pm On Nov 29, 2024
Augustine2244:
Lol! Fat loose lip liar?
Why is this my " lie" troubling you like this?
Mr Lie Detector.
Why is it raising your BP like this?
Please go and register with the American FBI or CIA.
Alaye...i.don burst your lie. No dey misinform people

I survived a python attack and I know a man won't die within 15mins..so keep your theories and NatGeoWild bullshiit to yourself...


Why don't you and drink chill water or something?
FoodRe: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by luminouz(m): 6:05pm On Nov 29, 2024
@Augustine2244

Lol..you said 15 mins...I bursted your lie and now you are saying 20 mins


You are a fat,loose lip LIAR
FamilyRe: The Journey Of 4 Sisters( Heather, Mimi, Bebe & Laurie Brown) Over 4 Decades by luminouz(m): 4:28pm On Nov 29, 2024
Samantha125:
I'm from that family, the ladies live longer into their 80s and 90s... But I don't wish to live that long... 65 would be just fine for me.
🤔🤔🤔
FoodRe: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by luminouz(m): 4:18pm On Nov 29, 2024
Augustine2244:
Is that why you are shedding tears like this?
I thought you lost a loved one or someone defrauded you.
If you are not such an ignorant idiotic fool, you would know that NatGeo Wild gives out so much information about Wildlife.
Keep crying like a fool there.
Shût dafuq up mumu

That snake won't crush any adult human to death in 15mins. That's too short. I have firsthand experience with a python and live to tell you now.

NatGeoWild kee you dia.
RomanceRe: Man And His Friend Storm Ex-girlfriend's Shop To Take Back All He Bought For Her by luminouz(m): 4:11pm On Nov 29, 2024
dalass:
Simping simp undecided
Go away...
Long nose
RomanceRe: Man And His Friend Storm Ex-girlfriend's Shop To Take Back All He Bought For Her by luminouz(m): 4:11pm On Nov 29, 2024
raphy:
Did what I post curse you? Why can't you just behave like a mature person I won't call u names but... May God have mercy on you.
Don't mention me again.
Mûmû simp

Oya do your worst!!
RomanceRe: Man And His Friend Storm Ex-girlfriend's Shop To Take Back All He Bought For Her by luminouz(m): 4:10pm On Nov 29, 2024
Day169:
Some people have this uncanny way of displaying their crass and uncultured upbringing on social media, perhaps without even knowing it.
So, while they may be forgiven because of the times we find ourselves in, it may be good to point it out before they do themselves in.
..be advised.
Mûmû

Do your worst!!!
RomanceRe: Man And His Friend Storm Ex-girlfriend's Shop To Take Back All He Bought For Her by luminouz(m): 11:29am On Nov 29, 2024
raphy:
This one no make sense if na the guy disvirgin her can she collect back her virginity?

Make we just Waka jeje de go forward no go carry curse because of what you buy for her 3 yes ago .


Open your eyes well before you call her your babe.
Another mûmû simp
RomanceRe: Man And His Friend Storm Ex-girlfriend's Shop To Take Back All He Bought For Her by luminouz(m): 11:29am On Nov 29, 2024
123yes:
Man you want collect all the things you bought for the girl, How much will you pay her for all the ajasco you used her body dance. Some men have no shame. Being ex does not mean you are enemies. Life goes on. Soldier go solder come!
Disgusting simp....😡
RomanceRe: I Miss My Bestie So Much by luminouz(m): 11:18am On Nov 29, 2024
Samantha125:
I ended my friendship of about 18 years with my best friend on the 2nd of January this year and as months went by, that's went I realised that good friends are hard to find and that I messed up... Me being an introvert wasn't also helping.

It wasn't until last month I started considering the idea of calling her and apologizing, but I didn't know where to start... Around that same time, I was surprised when one day I received a WhatsApp text from her telling me how much she missed me and couldn't cope without me... I felt like I had won a lottery on that day and I also took the chance to apologize to her... grin grin grin
You are such a fat liar!!!!

Yen yen yen .....
RomanceRe: I Miss My Bestie So Much by luminouz(m): 5:02am On Nov 29, 2024
CrazyBen:
Eiyaa women sha, do you miss him because he has locked up?
If he comes back, will you take him for granted? Will you take him as someone that cannot do without you?

He may have valued your connection but he's just avoiding see finish
Exactly

At least the simp got redpilled, focused on his life and travelled out to make his life better. Imagine still running after this one for two years and T-PAIN caught him..he would die na.

She didn't miss a thing about that dude himself, just the
attention and validation he provided for her. Now, she has no one to give her that and like all women checked her phone for beta orbitals and after two years suddenly had the urge to check on her bestie? No be juju ojuelegba be that?

That he came to town and never bothered with her sweetened my heart. He knows his value.
RomanceRe: Man And His Friend Storm Ex-girlfriend's Shop To Take Back All He Bought For Her by luminouz(m): 1:06am On Nov 29, 2024
dalass:
Did she force him to buy those thingshuh..

Petty people
..

Those things he's trying to carry, na beauty parlor equipment, how e go wan benefit the guy?

He's lucky they no brand them as thieves, when they receive correct beating, they won't try nonsense againgrin grin grin
Dalass if I catch you ehn...
RomanceRe: Man And His Friend Storm Ex-girlfriend's Shop To Take Back All He Bought For Her by luminouz(m): 1:05am On Nov 29, 2024
Day169:
.. seems childish!
It would've better to walk away. undecided
Is it your money?

Mûmû
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 12:57am On Nov 29, 2024
mablie:
About 2months ago,a Nigerian man who lived in Togo narrated how humble Togolese ladies are but how Nigerian men have begun to corrupt them by just offering them money immediately they meet them grin
Nigerian men's mindset when it comes to romantic relationships with women is completely fvcked!
I don talk about this giving women money tire.They never listen.There simply ain't no saving them grin
I read that story and was not surprised. It's so bizarre that Nigerian men are always putting money first before game. They did that in SA and Kenya. Funny thing is they will hate you and call you broke when they see you don't do that, still pull ladies and try to advise them. I have seen how jealousy made simps to basically poison a dude just because he gets the best girls around despite not paying

Remove money from most Naija men pockets, ask them to toast a chimpanzee and you will see they will not be able to. Infact they prefer to walk naked with some money tucked into their assholes and be more confident about approaching ladies than without money at all and fully clothed.

I have never been a tribalist but this subset of men seem more common in the East. Once again, not a tribalist, just my observation. There are such simps everywhere in the country though.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 12:51am On Nov 29, 2024
koldrun:
Just remembered Glycolysis, Ubunja and CAPSLOCKED. Mehn, I really miss the early days of this thread. Shout-out to Martinez39s, luminouz, Ikillbrokehoes, ashewoboy, caveadullam, skepticus, pansophist, etc. It's still a mystery as to why Ubunja decided to go dark. Wishing them good luck wherever they are.
I dey here baba ..thanks for the mention.
RomanceRe: She Will Deny You Sex. Are You Really Ready For Marriage? by luminouz(m): 12:51am On Nov 28, 2024
tunnyl:
To each his own baba
Nah you create thread yet they argue with redpillers upandan....

Iffa catch you ehn....
RomanceRe: She Will Deny You Sex. Are You Really Ready For Marriage? by luminouz(m): 12:48am On Nov 28, 2024
purples25:
Does that invalidate all I typed?
Be calming down
Your blood too hot....long nose!!!
FoodRe: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by luminouz(m): 9:11pm On Nov 27, 2024
Augustine2244:
grin grin Python meat is really a delicacy and the guy has a load of Bushmeat on his hands.
The python concerned is a subspecies of African rock python,one of many.
They vary in size, length and coloration.
Unlike ball pythons, these snakes are not harmless to humans and can inflict serious bites on humans.
They can be very aggressive when provoked and the bigger ones can easily constrict an adult within minutes, not to talk of a child.
Their powerful bodies enable them to crush a victim to death within as few as 15 minutes.
Crush to death in 15 mins?

Liar Mohammad!!!
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:55pm On Nov 27, 2024
RedpillAdviser:
I notice a spike in the interest of ladies willing to cook for guys. Likely not as a result of charity of duties, but a survival means. Foodstuff are expensive, like gold. Salary of an average person would be emptied on just that. Cooking for a guy would take off the burden of food cost. Apparently, the guy would provide for both of them.

Ladies are more interested in doing the wifey duties more than ever. Someone said this morning, “Daniel, what are we cooking today?” Someone asked me a similar question last week. I lost my words. What is “we”? Lol

This drive me to the thought of how feminism is based off civilization and modernization. In a natural, crude and bare Earth, feminism wouldn't exist. The Earth initial form and feminism are parallels line. In the midst of hardship, wars, and great threats, women will automatically choose their roles. Regardless of their attachment level to feminism ideology. Some would say, but men created wars, without men there won't be wars. But did man create wild animals? If the Earth was in its raw form, can women mount abode to protect them and their children, can they fight off and kill tigers and bears? Can they hunt for meat and till for food. How far can they go?

I bet there was feminism in Ukraine before the war started. How about now?
Nice points
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:31am On Nov 27, 2024
DonroxyII:
tongue ... Elepon Blue ... Isi-Ewu ... Onyeoshi, Nkwobi .. Baba Were grin
K
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:18am On Nov 27, 2024
DonroxyII:
That Boy Luminouz No get too Much Sheee for Head Ooo ....

Imagine asking a fellow Human to give you loyalty even a Virgin can't give you loyalty to talk about Business woman in a Showbiz Industry where Sex & Fvcks is the means to gaining Jobs across the value Chains ....

Even SU to SU must not be Trusted talkless of Street Hustlers ....

Majority of Dudes Imbibing this Redpill Sheee Don't Even Understand the Philosophy of Redpilling, They Just Hear a Paradigm & Jump On the Trends without having any Iota of Maturities On What they are even Doing ....
K
RomanceRe: Man Shares Hilarious Story of a Lady Touching His Hand Throughout a Flight(Fotos by luminouz(m): 8:50pm On Nov 26, 2024
Men are so weak these days!!
Why in God's name is this online? An ego trip or what?

Why not find out why and calm dafuq down?

Cho cho cho and attention seeking/online validation from men these days make me sick!!!

Haba naaaaa!!!
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:25pm On Nov 26, 2024
Rukevwe999:
If you've got issues with him or his views, quote with him directly instead gossiping him like women.
K
RomanceRe: Lady’s First Date Turns Into Introduction As Man Arrives With Family Members by luminouz(m): 10:38am On Nov 26, 2024
Lies😡
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m):
dontrulee:
I call it the knight in shining armor theory.
Some men are attracted to prostitute or love peddlers thinking they need help and that they can save her by marrying her. Oh, such a big mistake because a damaged LovePeddler is impossible to save. He will learn the hard way.
I never knew this till I read 'Eve' by James Hadley Chase. I was 11 at that time. That novel blew my mudafucking mind. And taught me to understand women and never to try save a hoe.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:32am On Nov 26, 2024
OgunjimiFengxi:
Lol, this kinda cracked me up....he asked for it and you delivered!
I always do!! 😂
CelebritiesRe: Jumoke Orisaguna: My Manager Duped Me; My Husband Beat Me by luminouz(m): 8:29pm On Nov 25, 2024
purples25:
Resorts to insults when there are no more answers. I understand your position. Case closed then.
K
RomanceRe: 35 Is Not Too Late For Marriage by luminouz(m): 8:29pm On Nov 25, 2024
Merry100:
Stop gaslighting me jor; I only reacted to your actions. It's not just about the 'sit down'; it's the tone and manner in which you said it that hurt.

Anyway, today was really stressful. I had a hectic day at work, all I need right now is a massage.
Lol...ok

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