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Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 6:44pm On Nov 15, 2020
Degrezhaa:
Boss me sef tire oh..

Sha Dem dey all round just keep on looking ..God go bless u with one grin
Iffa wooze u ehn grin
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 5:44pm On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
Omoh.. No be small tin.
wink
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 5:44pm On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
Nah.. Men are jealous beings. After the party..the jealousy go cause wahala.
Men are jealous beings? shocked

What do we call women then? Zealous? grin

Just say u are the jealous type who doesn't wanna share. To me,two pussies are better than one
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:46pm On Nov 15, 2020
demanuel:
This defines and established the unchanging nature of women.

Remember that king Solomon is probably the only man (on record) to have dated the highest number of women from different tribes and cultures. So his conclusion will hardly be out of place.
I concur
Family › Re: Wife's Action Without Husband's Notice by luminouz(m): 4:45pm On Nov 15, 2020
Tatashi:
If u wooze her? Her dare u 'even if this is a joke. This is how you guys go around violating women and beating them up. This comment says alot about your temper.Babe,run for ur life oh.na dem
Tatashi or Tatashe or tomatoes or whatever your name is, if you can't understand a joke or tease,you are on the wrong forum...

Be like say ur bobo dey panelbeat you wella,so u see him EVERYWHERE
undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Meet 29 Years Old 'Muscle Goddess' (Photos) by luminouz(m): 3:17pm On Nov 15, 2020
majamajic:
Meat go still remain for cow head grin
And you end up breaking ya dick? Not worth it biko
Family › Re: Wife's Action Without Husband's Notice by luminouz(m): 3:15pm On Nov 15, 2020
LadySarah:
It took her weeks to make the plans and not once did she mention it. Are you sure you ppl were really talking?

God forbid anything happened ..

Modified;

let me apologize on her behalf. Her actions were foolish .Its not enough to loose trust of her. I'm not making excuses for her even though I sense it's been long she met her folks and it was a kind of reunion for her but not informing you wasn't ideal. Infcat things could turn worse and you'd never believe your family went far let alone village.
I know it made you look stupid but forgive her. It won't happen again.

Gbahara Biko.
Iffa wooze you ehn!!!

So you can apologise on her behalf abi?
When will you apologize to me too,for what you did?
Romance › Re: Meet 29 Years Old 'Muscle Goddess' (Photos) by luminouz(m): 3:11pm On Nov 15, 2020
majamajic:
Her ass make sense

grin grin grin
Which yansh?

That one wey strong like 5 day old fufu abi? undecided
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 3:08pm On Nov 15, 2020
Degrezhaa:
After breaking up with me... the next day called me like 50 times... i didn't pick the calls, she called my friend and told him i broke up with her.. when she was the one who initiated it...

She didn't know that the ship has left since.
And whenever she gets upset she threaten to kill herself.. mehnn i just needed a reason to leave her.

She still calls me from time to time..
Where do you get this kain girls sef...


Dash me one na... grin
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 3:07pm On Nov 15, 2020
Sarita01:
I don't think it's the pussy,didn't you read where he was licking her face like bingo just in the early stages of the relationship,maybe be the guy get kolo mental problem,cos after break up him turn psycho sotey she tell him mama,him mama say make him quit job,he come obey like fool,jakpa go meet him mama nxt day,d Tori get as e be walahi
What Dafuq!!!!! shocked


I didn't read/know of breakup with ex and all that o... I read the licking bingo part and I was like shuuuuuu!!! He licked her mucus join sef

Wow@ the rest of the story!!!

Ermmm... I no talk again biko.
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 2:13pm On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
He just left my window now self. He's not violent with me..he only uses hurtful words when i upset him..
You fuqin serious?

A man could be that possessive and possessed? sad
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 2:12pm On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
Well. I care less about loyalty.. Loyalty flips sides.
True. Some men won't mind. After all, the babe of his babe, is also his babe... Price of two for one things.

3some loading....

*winks*
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 2:11pm On Nov 15, 2020
Omoh, I shock ooooh!!!!

Love keh? The pussy must have been damn too good for him to forget. grin


Sarita01:
E shock me too o,na the most extreme post break up way i don ever hear for my life,love nearly scatter that guy life,d Bab try wella
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 2:02pm On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
I could hook you up with a santa claus xmas contract. I just have to be sure of your talent na.
I'm talented but not dont do charity!!!


Since the guy is not violent to you, be enjoying his attentions ooooooh
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 2:00pm On Nov 15, 2020
Sarita01:
Are you the one who said one of your ex called you seventy times after break up?if yes is the guy the same as the tears licker
70 times? shocked


The breakup pepper the guy wella or what? grin
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 1:59pm On Nov 15, 2020
Gentleman001:
You think “she” Is a guy
Hmmmm
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 1:59pm On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
I'm a stud. Quite feminine and versed.
Except the man in question would not desire love,affection and loyalty.. If he does..F9.
A feminine stud? shocked

Thats a rarity.

Except you dont have a pussy, most men will run. Wetin concern me with ya love na. Affection is good and did you say loyalty? Lmaoooo...we know y'all ain't loyal before na
Romance › Re: Meet 29 Years Old 'Muscle Goddess' (Photos) by luminouz(m): 12:16pm On Nov 15, 2020
doggedfighter:
Where are those Nairaland guys always shouting ' I am an ass man'

Come for your spec is here grin grin grin grin
I'm an ASS man but hers ain't appealing.

Imagine if she gives me cowgeh with those thighs, the dick would break instantly ni.

She is hard in places that are meant to be soft.
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 12:09pm On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
Lolz. Try and consider it joor. Take it as a test to perfect your santa claus talent.
Talent murder ya dia... grin

There is no profit in it for me,so this business transaction is a dud. wink
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 12:08pm On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
nah. I fancy adoption as i don't have any plans bringing kids into this world via Nigeria.
And as for marriage.. I've never fancied settling down with a man. If i try it.. Then that marriage is going to be built on deciet, lies and selfish interest. I would cheat on him regardless..and i would care less if he cheats too.
At the end, he's going to be the one heartbroken..
if society and family pressurize me into marriage.. The unlucky man would be the one at the recieving end.
Your last sentence is amusing. What makes you think you won't be at the receiving end?

Besides, if you are ballsy enough, should society and family pressurize you into marriage? Surely, you are a stud,ain't ya? wink
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 11:47am On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
But you sound just like father christmas na. And i'm here thinking..christmas is by the corner.
Father Xmas kee u dia!!! undecided
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 11:43am On Nov 15, 2020
punisha:
Thought as much.
Found a home in these two places (uyo n Calabar.)
The women can be mushy tho n lovey dovey
Who cares about mushy and lovey-dovey!!!

Are they as good in bed as they are touted? wink
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 11:42am On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
Well.. I can't convince you.. But i'm not trolling. I have a diary.. And if you're less homophobic, you could see for yourself.
I do not hate men. I just don't seem to connect with them on a romantic and emotional level. I have cool dudes i go to kush with, who respect my sexuality and vibe with me alot.
Really? Ok then.

So you dont have plans to settle down and have a family?
Politics › Re: Fear Grips Policemen In Edo Over Threats From Jail Breakers by luminouz(m): 11:39am On Nov 15, 2020
Brandonx:
I'm unapologetic about it! If your parents had raised you well you'll know better that everyone is entitled to their opinion.

That's what you are good at; molesting young children.
Oh My Darling!!!!
You sound hurt babe, dont be!!! I'm not judging you but you just need reorientation and some correction, so someone won't take offence and blow ya brains out. Or really trace you to your Benin hovel and cut ya nutsacks!!!

Its ok sweetheart...just be careful ok...I want the best for you kiss

Same time, tomorrow? kiss
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 11:36am On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
I love the attention he gives me coz i'm a woman.. But i hate the fact that he feels hurt due to my unwillingness to reciprocate. So i want him off my back.
now if u can promise to get him off without causing bodily harm or mental injury to him. Then pm me.
I am not father xmas or some Santa Claus Shiit. I would only PM you if you can PAY for my services.
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 11:19am On Nov 15, 2020
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Powerfly:
Well.. I know you mean well.. But i just loove women. The way they smell,smile,how soft and fragile they are.. How curvy they are. I just can't explain it though.. But i just like women.
If i can honestly explain why i'm into women? Then i think i could be able to explain why out of all the counties in the world, i end up in Nigeria.
I don't hate men. I like men.. I have dated more guys than an average straight girl.. But the thing is.. I do not feel any sexual or emotional attraction for men. If we become friends and you're so funny and nice and generous.. That's great, but the problem starts when you start showing signs of emotional or sexual interest..i get irritated and start slowly detaching myself.
Lol,I believe you trolling..

Women are never this expository
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 11:17am On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
guy! U wan kill am? Na only child oo..
Who talked about killing, you yellow fruit!!! undecided


U want him off ya back or you love the attention he gives you? undecided


Choose!!
Politics › Re: Fear Grips Policemen In Edo Over Threats From Jail Breakers by luminouz(m): 11:14am On Nov 15, 2020
Brandonx:
You are the petulant one here !
So I should go and give the money I've budgeted for my trip to one pastor clap for yourself madam Church goer, I believe that's what they teach you in church (trolling).
Stop coming to my mention with "darling" it's irking.
You can call your father and address him as darling or whatever if you so wish.
Lmaoooo....
The way you insult people's parents amuses me and say much about ya upbringing. All your posts on NL follow this pattern.

Were you not loved as a kid or you were molested bro?

Ehya..its ok darling... I'm here to comfort you. kiss

Brandonx of House Petulant, First of His Name, Mousey as FUQ!!! kiss
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:07am On Nov 15, 2020
Skepticus:
You all, should check out this thread.

It's informative and very valuable for the NAWALT crew and those who consider committing fully to women at some point in time either temporarily or permanently.

Here, the OP and some other smart guys who dropped comments, made references to women's dual mating strategy (in marriage), victimhood deception/manipulation, female solipsism/moral relativity and their vanity/emptiness.

Women on a general note, ain't shiit!

https://www.nairaland.com/6222456/shocking-discovery-after-dating-married#95591693
Dude is an online pal of mine. He hadn't even started updating the real shiits yet. He dated like 8 married women or so.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:05am On Nov 15, 2020
mickelkingz:
Ecc 7:28 while I was still searching but not finding--I found one upright man among a thousand, but not one upright woman among them all
And this was an era of no internet,mobile phone,cars, planes and other modern stuffs,yet King Solo couldn't find an upright woman in a thousand.

His message is DEEP!


I rest my fuqin case.
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 10:58am On Nov 15, 2020
Slyzen:
She knowingly spoilt her phone, went on a sexcapade tour, came back and was asking me why I didn't ask her mom and siblings of her whereabouts. I said nothing. Simply activated ghostmode.
But how u take know say na sexscapade tour she go?
Romance › Re: How CRAZY was/is your Ex? by luminouz(m): 10:58am On Nov 15, 2020
Powerfly:
It's been over 5 months now.. But this guy still comes to my yard to look for me. Everybody for area sabi our matter. I've told everyone that knows us to help me plead/warn him to stay away.. But he ends up telling them to come beg me. I don block and change my line tire. Today alone he called me more than 9 times and sent 6 messages. My cousin is saying.. I gave him 'kop-nor-mi.
he said he's ready to pay me to date him. That i don't need to be inlove with him, i should let him do the loving.
he says he wants to get to know the guy that i'm inlove with, my cousin's gf lied to him that i'm in a serious relationship with a guy. He says 'he's going to have a serious problem with the guy if the guy is nt better than him in all ramifications. This guy sabi say i too like woman but he no send.
The matter don tire me. I'm thinking of relocating.
Dont relocate...just pay me a commission and he will NEVER disturb you again.


Deal?

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