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Truvel:
I Know How My Anus Feels When My Shiit Is Strong.

I dey tells you bro

Is it that there are no women in the town or what?

I know how my anus feels when my shiit is strong. I sweat immeasurably and the veins in my head grow larger. You have no idea how relieved I get when I finally deliver that turd baby.

Imagine someone trying to insert some diick into such a tight place,on an 8 year old??

I cannot can,abeg.

fuckingAyaya:
Ok

Is this a fuqin joke bro?

We4all:
I like him, but he should work on his stomach.

Is ur ya stomach?

Face your own stomach na!!!

jonzingcaesar:
I simped for 2years
Thank God for this thread. Now the girl keep singing the you've changed song

I bet you also feel like reverting back to the nice guy you used to be.


DONT!!!

davidswhales:
Jesús Christ! I am just so angry right now, I mean what the Bleep is wrong with girls/ladies/women.

A friend's friend is going through something similar to this except for the fact that they both just graduated.

The guy has actually visited the girls parents like a year ago to let them know how so much he loves their daughter.

Now that they just graduated, the parents are like she needs to get wedded cos her younger sis has done introduction.

Now the relationship is on the verge of breaking up cos the girl feels he does not have a job yet and all. The guy has been unstable.

When I heard I was mad with rage,that how can the girl consider such? So you gon leave someone you claim to love cos of financial security cos your parent said this and that?

I told my friend immediately that the girl never truly loved him. She was just using him to cruise.

Feel so sorry for the poor dude..

Girls are just ungrateful species, how can you say you are grateful to him and then do that to him. Self centered mofos! Mtcheww..

Stop getting angry or your BP would explode.


Thats why this thread is for men to learn. Invest in yourself alone and be selfish with it.

MJBOLT:
https://www.nairaland.com/6260973/lady-breaks-up-guy-after#96129351

Very sad but men should learn na

I trained my sister in school because of tight finances at home. She is the only woman I can do that shiit for. She is already paying me the dividends sef.

A normal gf? Nope.

Vicdgreat556:
Lol...bro u brutal sha..but that's the absolute truth... well spoken... please guys let's learn to assist our fellow guy...I have seen guys in my sch who knows that their fellow guy gat no hope of lunch,but will still choose to take a lady out who other guys are planning to still take out for dinner... let's be wise,the probability of a guy reciprocating d help u did for him his way higher than dat of girls...most girls are just after d immediate pleasure or gain from u, immediately dey move to the next client,bro u re forgotten...

I remember in my 100lev,a lecturer came to teach chm113,also called organic chemistry..then he told us a story of how he got his job as a lecturer,that he wasn't even a first class student, he's just a second class student..but he's damn good,no one wanna miss his class,he teaches better than the so called Prof.. that's wen I know that there's diff between those has the gift of teaching and those who gat first class.. some are brilliant no doubt,but can't impact their knowledge in u...

Back to my story..he said to us,that we should help one another,he now told of story of our ex president Jonathan..wen he was a student, and then he wasn't too good in mathematics , and there's this one particular course mate of his he must always go meet, and he'll teach him, year's later,they all left school, before you see, GEJ became a president i.e after 20yrs...but that guy that usually teach him back then wasn't doing fine, things are hard,then one good day he heard GEJ will be coming to warri to commission a project,then he went there, there was crowd, after he's done, about going,he forced his way to get close to him, security repelled him,be began to shout that he caught the attention of GEJ,he saw him and recognize him, and said to his security to leave him, and dey had rapport,d man told him about his situation, that's how his life changed,the president gave him contract..

In conclusion,d lecturer said just imagine after sch,or in any aspect,u re looking for work or something or recommendation, and the person u re to meet for interview or to sign d paper is dat same guy u have been good to,he said u guys will forget interview, and start speaking pidgin �...

He said that was his own case too...he's said wen he applied for lecturing job,he was to be interviewed by 22 Prof,he said do you know what that means,that he's finished,...but getting there,he sat down, and the profs entered one after the other,then the last one entered, and looked at him,, and called his name, and said is this you, that he never knew his the one they wanted to interview.. and that Prof face his other colleagues and said to them that he's my boy,he's has been a good boy.. and they just asked him only one question,wic he got, and they forgot about him and start gisting,den tell him you can go...

Hence he said we should help each other in any ways,if u re brilliant Dan others,teach dem,if u have garri, give little to others,if u have enough food,share,if u have shoes, give to that Hustler u know his trying to help himself too...not because he's lazy, just that ur hustle might be better than his...or background differs

,he now said guy's, don't forget to help ur own guys more.. because ladies, will always get attention from diff guys , just imagine about 10 diff guys wanna take 1 girl out..,but there are guys out there who are forgotten...

You made so much sense bro.

Kudos to you.

Zzor:
Lets see this from a neutral angle, should the lady go into marriage with him just because of what he did for her? what if he's someone your soul doesn't truly accept, forget the spending part from the man, she also reciprocated one way or the other.As for me I can't go into marriage with someone my soul does not accept even if you have spent millions on me,i just can't, ladies should also learn not to be greedy sha,dont receive from someone you can't stick with except he's freely doing it without any ulterior motives because some men can do volunteer work for ladies just to prove a point

Lmaoooo

Now I know you are a fuqin crazy attention seeker.

Your soul wasnt blind to his millions that he spent but it suddenly comes awake when he proposes?

Michelle55 is a woman like you and she talks sense.

Chai...see as she just NORMALISED her dad.


But then she already bought him a car? Or just about to?


I'm confused

Darkwallet:
How it's going...

Hypergamy at its best.

The guy looks like he wants to cry.

What's with the wedding ring on the girl's finger na?

A nice thread to celebrate development has been turned into a chest beating/tribal bashing thread among Igbo, ijaw,Rivers and WHATEVER...


Shiooor to all of una

winterfell007:
Here we go again! . Not everything you 'chestbeat' about. Let us learn how to be humble in our little achievement. Stop provoking unnecessary sentiments against us. For your information, Shell is doing the same thing in Ogun, Portharcourt and Bayelsa. It's their intention to supply the fuel that is needed within the industrial areas of those cities.
Ndigbo please eschew sentiments, it will not take us anywhere politically

The person you quoted is horsepower102...

How can you quote a dude who drank 102 cans of horsepower? . I have nothing against the topic but I have never seen the level of chestbeating as displayed by these clowns.

Why is it that most of these guys always chestbeat about something? Any guy telling them to calm down is automatically a Yoruba moslem.


I don tire for their matter

unshakablejihad:
ur nairaland account was opened in 2008 dat abt 12 years ago so approximately u shuld be in ur 40's...

u knw wat u're a fool @ 40 nd u will remain a fool until u seize to exit.

Lmaoooo...

E pain you sha...


Let me correct your English...


Last line... Its 'ceased to exist'.

Channel that your anger into 'Brighter Grammar' and your English will improve

Dovegrey:
Shameless yoruba muslim

K

shizzleStar:
hateful and bitter yeroba soul, take your frustration elsewhere

K

I celebrate this couple and my parents too@ 35th wedding anniversary.

I dont know how they coped with the stress,rigours and family issues of marital life for 35 years but they both did.


Marriages these days are a joke with Love as the least ingredient.

shizzleStar:
baboons will never disappoint, where is the lie in his comment? Why dont you provide your own right information?

Btw, it is only natural to yorubas to hate anything Igbo, not like we care of your stupid hate thou

K

OfoIgbo:
Now they are fighting hard for Obigbo people to renounce their Igboness, which will never happen anyway. They have started massacring Ndoki/Asa people of Obigbo. But God is on the throne.

Ndoki/Asa people have to stay strong, and not let themselves be confused by internal colonialists.

Ndoki people have some of the most enviable real estates in Nigeria, which include Bonny (Ubani) and Obuaku and Oyigbo LGA, which along with ONELGA another Igbo LGA, are the LGAs in Nigeria with the largest oil deposits.

No.wonder other tribes hate you. Needless chestbeating
Lots of wrong information too

horsepower102:
Once Aba starts having reliable electricity, it will undergo a rapid industrial revolution never seen before in Nigeria.

Mind you the gas is coming from the oil and gas areas of southern Abia state.

Abia, Imo and Anambra all have oil and gas in commercial quantities but some people accuse South East Igbos of wanting Niger delta oil. You cannot want what you already have in abundance.

*sighs*


Unneeded,unwarranted and needless chestbeating as usual!!!

Adasun:
Luminouz,is there any transfer of spirit during sex according to what that les. Said in that "crazy ex" thread?

This is redpill thread not spiritual or sex thread. Quote me appropriately na

Brandonx:
What is doing this one ?
What's my business if you are the co founder of nairaland or you think I just joined nairaland? I deactivated my former account after most of my threads were deleted the last time nairaland was hacked , my followers gone I wasn't feeling it anymore so I took a break and came back with a new moniker to start afresh on a new slate.
Sometimes I do wish nairaland was an auditorium I for don woze you since

Nobody asked for this history lesson na...


Same time tomorrow, sweetheart?

Brandonx:
I can bet my left balls that if you see me in person you can't even come close you'll be looking at me from afar let alone talk to me and you are here calling me your boy.
Things we see online
If I drag your papa now e go be like say na everyday my head no dey correct.

Lmaoooo...if you come see me nko? You go prostrate Na!!! Check my profile abr see how long i don dey NL.


U be my boy!!!

vickydevoka:
Lol. I go try dat soldier. Buh de guy self no get at all

Lol...the guy go be forced to find the money ni

Brandonx:
He's not my mate.
He's senior to me just like I am to you

Yinmu..u be my boy

IpobAreFools:
Lai Mohamed. Are you the same guy that was disgraced on ashewo thread for being broke and wearing faded jeans and all? Truly you can be anything online. #UselessChurchRat

Lmaoooo....

Degrezhaa:
This guy ehnnn...
No worry i go just reason you her number

Wasere!!!

My real nigga