₦airaland Forum

kitombo:
That young girl is Korean or so; she's not speaking vernacular here because Yoruba is not her native language.

Fidora OKANLAWON is Korean??

What u smoking?

GGirll:
A case study of a lady who told me in pride that she celebrated her birthday in the senior staff club unilag....she was trying to show me how connected she was n I just smiled n told her she was a big girl lol. I have a lot on my hands....

Poor U!!
I've stressed you haven't I?
I'm a handful,i know

madenigga:
Let the BBC do this in almost every area. Even outside public schools, down to employment and even the police.

Corruption every where

So BBC is now your lord and saviour, doing your bidding?

Lazy Youth

remsonik:
This doesn't happen in unilag alone but in all Nigerian university. I have had a similar experience with one lecturer like that in UI. In my hometown too, one who's a professor in the University in the town and also a neighbor. We share the same fence, unbelievably was eyeing my sister.

Lies...
Are you fine? Stop hyping yourself!!!!

So mumu OP has deactivated?

We for dey troll you dey go na!!


MUMU!!!

Sammy555:
there are lots of enlargement products out there

Which ones worked for you,
C'mon, you can tell me,don't be shy!?!

He looks dead

LongThickDickk:
How?

Oh well,since you asked nicely, lemme explain

Chin Yuan Qin Chun.
Ma Chun Li Yi Quan
Chu Chi Li Mai Lai!!!

You welcome hommie

LongThickDickk:
You mean mind?

Soul actually!!!

LongThickDickk:
What is thick skin?

Thick skin?
For you,it means the inner lining of your medulla is so rigid that to process what's your nose or mouth is very very very very difficult!!!

Burgerlomo:
Same here bro.

We gather dey bro...no shaking!!!

LongThickDickk:
That will be bad. I cannot kill. Never!

Don't argue with me punk!!!
Just kill the bîtch and cut your long schlong.
The only way for peace to fuqin reign.

LongThickDickk:
What if she gets angry?

Dead people don't ever get angry....kill her!

beresponsible:
Konji is dead bastard. See this old man pastor oh. Want strafe 17 year old. Very lame toasting.
"Just off the lights and lock the door, let me show you the cold room experience"
Oloriburuku

Jesus, was that what he said? Cold room experience?

I don't get? They keep fishes and dead people in cold rooms. Or am I missing something?

LongThickDickk:
How about the day my female Boss called me and it was hard then?
What can I do?

Ask for thunder to strike her!!!

Malawian thunder is very sharp,I hear

LongThickDickk:
And that method worked?

Like a mudafvcker!!!

Try it some time

LongThickDickk:
You mean your dick gets hard too?
How did you manage the situation?

I pray in tongues

LongThickDickk:
Waiting for a dick to shrink before standing up could be hard.

Oh yeah?
Tell that to my cricket diick,even when fully hard,mudafvcker still goes unnoticed!!

What a cruel world!!!

LongThickDickk:
Believe me, it's usually a problem that really troubles me.

Yeah I know
That makes two of us!

*sad face*

Mudafvcker!!!

Nope....
Mine is just 1.5 inches when hard, a cricket in a basket is more easily seen.

Nigerian lecturers right now...

UniversalDove:
how dare uuuuuuu

Don't blame me,its a universal dove something

Japanese Wetin?

GrabHisBalls:
Wait oh! What exactly are you feeling like? Will this girl die without you? Some of you give more attention to football than you give to your girlfriends, and they don't end it just 'cause there was some sort of divided attention. She had better leave you 'cause you're still very immature. Good luck with dating her backstabbing friend. You both suit yourselves.

How dare you talk to my younger brother like that?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. Luminouz, don't be like that either.

The future is very uncertain. I'd rather advise a man on a 30K income to improve his skills, thereby, making him more desirable to getting better income. I don't earn 30K, therefore I can't marry a man who earns 30K. Make everyone find him level.

You wey dey talk, you and I know say na big man you be. So, why advise me to settle for less?

Lol,I get your point.

Like you said, the future is uncertain,what if he loses that big job that made him marriageable? Will the marriage die off or you won't stay? What if he now gets a 30k job after losing his big job? Will he still be your husband or na pepper you go show am for house?
All I'm saying as a man is that,sometimes what makes us become dedicated to a particular woman is her attitude to us when the chips were down. Did she stay to help us fight or she left us to fight alone? Every man wants a ride or die chick,not fairweather babes.

Did you just call me a big man
Babe,na you be baller o..you ball pass me wella

Delite01:
Well, for me I can if I'm earning more to support him after the marriage. Honestly 30k can't really sustain two people with our present economic situation. I think we all desire at least an average or a comfort life.
But I must be sure he's someone that's hard working and ambitious, I believe in short time he will get a better job or business that will earn him better money to take care of his family and take his due responsibility as a man.

Oya coman marry me...
I earn 30k

UyaiIncomparabl:
At this point in my life, 30K is so meagre to me. Even what I earn right now is also very meagre, to some persons, it could seem like bliss. Let every man do that which works for him. I have a standard of the kind of life I want for my kids and loved ones and '30K' can't fulfill that dream.

I can't settle, and my reasons are justified. Thank you. And no, I'm not a materialistic person. Value differs.

Don't be like that babe....
There is the future,you know....
With your support, things will get better eh?

Olajumoke11:
Self love is very important. You don’t need ass, boobs to get the perfect man of your dream. Take a look at perri drayton and the perfect mike. Love yourself, be humble and work on your skills, don’t let any guy tell you that without boobs and ass, you are nothing. ( Don’t kill yourself with enlargement pills, apetamin because of inferiority complex abeg) Be fit.

Says a girl with no ass and boobs.