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Travel › Re: Couple Rescued After They Were Stranded In Snow-covered Forest For 5-Days(Pics) by luminouz(m): 7:22am On Feb 09, 2019
Valfrankie:
A Nation that values human life and practice love. Nigerians would spend half the time sending halfhearted prayers to the couple, going about their business and asking WHO SEND THEM. Police won't even care if you phone them. If there's heaven, Africans won't go there.
If there's a hell,expect it to be filled to the brim with Nigerians!!!
All they do is talk tough on SM,acting like scared little rabbits in real life
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 12:35am On Feb 09, 2019
lefulefu:
big yansh ke cheesy
she dey overweight and shapeless cheesy
its like maybe she get wetin she take hold d man or maybe the man don accept im fate for d marriage
but then wen a lady dey uncorprative in a marriage and the man no complain then no how no how the man go get a sidechick.
Na true u talk
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 10:23pm On Feb 08, 2019
Angela777:
Men are more selfish than women. If the woman shows her unconditional support to the man and supports him financially because he is poor, the man quickly get used to it and doesn't want to work and progress. Submissive? Nice but not to the point the submissive woman works, pays all the bills or almost, do housework, treats him as a King, shares her bank account and house, car and ... the King gets lazy, gets other women in the car, in the house, is partying on his wife money when she works hard and possibly the King gets another wife, younger than the 1st one and gives his 1st wife's money to the new girlfriend or wife, now they both and probably their children too are milking the hard working woman.
Don't you think, it is better for a hard working lady to stay alone than to marry and to be submissive?
Men cheat and lazy men with plenty of free time cheat more because they can. The Man should work and work more than the woman does, whole day and extra hours for to keep him busy, women are not so strong, get pregnant, etc., so the woman should work less or just regular hours and stay at home, not the other way around. The man left at home alone means other women in your matrimonial bed.
Rubbish thinking!!!
Which real man or alpha male will become lazy cuz his wife helps him outhuh
No dey use ur own myopic eyes view the billion light-years distance in our lives biko
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 10:21pm On Feb 08, 2019
irumole1975:
Lols

Mr physics

Can you take a graduate assistant lecturing appointment in a reputable universityhuh
Find me job too ooooo
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 10:14pm On Feb 08, 2019
lefulefu:
dem dey oo cheesy.i have actually seen a lady like that.very very lazy.she sits at home all day watching all these filipine romance films.hairdressing saloon wey the husband open for am she no even fit manage am.her own na to chop,watch telemondo and sleep.when the husband come on weekends from his job in lagos to spend time with her and the two kids na so she go dey nag d man and accuse am of cheating on her cheesy.some marriage can give person high blood pressure cheesy.
Why the guy still dey d marriagehuh
She get big yanshhuh grin
NYSC › Re: Corps Members Performing Game Of Thrones Theme Song (Video) by luminouz(m): 7:33am On Feb 08, 2019
Who go play Tyrion Lannister?? grin


I'm rooting for Ceisei and the dragon queen dou!!!
Crime › Re: Girl Flees Home After Being Beaten For Losing Her Virginity by luminouz(m): 7:51pm On Feb 07, 2019
Earthquake1:
21 years Chai, the girl try o shocked

My landlord last born is fvcking regularly at 13 years
This lie has caused an earthquake o..in fact 2 sef
Romance › Re: She Is Coming Tomorrow. What Can I Take To Enhance Performance by luminouz(m): 2:27pm On Feb 07, 2019
Lightangel65:
It contains cytoprene acetate
Which greatly kills sex drive.
You can also try Xanax

These drugs blocks the testereone producing sites.Excess testereone is a major cause of prostate cancer.

But it's also taken to kill sex drive for men
Ok
Romance › Re: She Is Coming Tomorrow. What Can I Take To Enhance Performance by luminouz(m): 12:52pm On Feb 07, 2019
Lightangel65:
Take androcur, it kills sex drive greatly.
It makes you Blanc with no sexual feelings.

It is expensive but worth it.

Take it for one month, and you will free your life from women. Your life would get more productive.

Plus it saves your virginity.
You will be for life.
That drug is used for prostrate cancer na....u wan kill him unborn childrenhuh
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 10:21am On Feb 07, 2019
MannieA:
.Hmm
Okay oo
Good morning
wink
Romance › Re: She Is Coming Tomorrow. What Can I Take To Enhance Performance by luminouz(m): 10:20am On Feb 07, 2019
star2008:
Hmn i think i need to commend n recommend you 4 a bigger job
Lol
Just make sure the pay is above 200k and I'm in!
Romance › Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by luminouz(m): 1:36am On Feb 07, 2019
LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.
Lmaooooooooo!!!
This one killed me oooooooooo!!!
Most times girls who open their mouths to tell u dem be virgins are lying!!!
Romance › Re: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by luminouz(m): 12:35am On Feb 07, 2019
Fvcking brave!!!
Romance › Re: She Is Coming Tomorrow. What Can I Take To Enhance Performance by luminouz(m): 11:36pm On Feb 06, 2019
ceeroh:
Can I make you my personal coach? grin
Lol...I be ur boy oooo!!
Romance › Re: She Is Coming Tomorrow. What Can I Take To Enhance Performance by luminouz(m): 10:55pm On Feb 06, 2019
tobby98:
Now you just got my admiration... I hate it when people outrightly judge others...
Thanks for the advice.... I think yours is best so far. but the girl get big nyansh o. I no wan Bleep up o
I specialise in banging big yansh women!!!

1.The key is for u to relax,keep ur heart rate down cuz anxiety affects ur performance.... No matter how pro she is,just know she is like every other woman,she no dey come from another planet!

2.Then,most times cuz big yansh women are lazy,if ur getting tired,tell her to come up for cowgirl.that way u recharge while she does all the work!

3.Alternate ur strokes bro....don't do hardcore fast banging all the time o,no matter her shouts of 'harder,faster,deeper'. Regulate ur pace. Do slow(100 thrusts),fast(50 to 200 thrusts)..repeat cycle as needed. Then give ursef a break in between to kiss her,handle her breasts,finger her and tickle her clitoris...no be everything be banging o!!!

4. Change styles.....from my experience, most big ass girls love doggy. U either start this at the beginning(when ur fresh) or at the end(when u want to cum). In both cases,bang hard and fast. U impress her at the former and U cum faster at the latter!! Try standing doggy too(my specialty is when she bends and touches her toes). Great ass view!!! grin

Just be ursef and be natural.u go do us proud!

Luminouz Out!
Romance › Re: She Is Coming Tomorrow. What Can I Take To Enhance Performance by luminouz(m): 10:38pm On Feb 06, 2019
tobby98:
Why did you jump into the thread when you don't have any contribution to the topic...
And moreover this is ROMANCE section,where you expecting Buhari or Atiku debacle here..
People like you go carry babe go on a date go dey discuss politics... Lack of Romanticism
Now that I have ur attention...I can advise u!!!

Relax ur mind when ur expecting her,anxiety makes u cum faster..
Take fruits before she comes,watermelon and banana combo works for me
Romance › Re: She Is Coming Tomorrow. What Can I Take To Enhance Performance by luminouz(m): 10:32pm On Feb 06, 2019
Take these:
1.Sensodyne
2. Sensellin!




Oponu omo undecided
Travel › Re: Polar Vortex: This Is What Happens When You Surf In -30°C (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:38pm On Feb 06, 2019
Ice Kings!!!!
Education › Re: Curvy Teacher Sets The Internet Ablaze With Her Hot Curves(Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:12pm On Feb 06, 2019
dairykidd:
I know wetin u dey imagine... But it's not too late oo. SA no dey run na when ur ready grin
Correct guy!!!
Education › Re: Curvy Teacher Sets The Internet Ablaze With Her Hot Curves(Photos) by luminouz(m): 6:45pm On Feb 06, 2019
dingbang:
she can't be a teacher grin
Just see those long and strong legs naaaaaa!!!!
Why am I not born in SA?? tongue
Education › Re: Curvy Teacher Sets The Internet Ablaze With Her Hot Curves(Photos) by luminouz(m): 6:42pm On Feb 06, 2019
lefulefu:
ovoko! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
she"s ukwuliciously made shocked
dingbang,CaptainMitch,dairykidd,luminouz
Okokobioko oooooo!!!
Lefulefu.....see teacher na...not the ones I get for my sec.school wey dey smell of garlic!!!

With this babe as my teacher,I will win Nobel Prize... In doggystyle tongue
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 6:37pm On Feb 06, 2019
MannieA:
How do you define a man??
Is it by the number of women he has slept?? Or the fact that he can't keep a woman and f**ks aroundhuh
wink
Lol...MannieA!! U and ur subtle jabs!!!
U seem to get me twisted as some daredevil fvckaroo Casanova! I'm not,I promise u!!

How do I describe myself: I'm real and raw to the core,no pretenses with me! I also understand women to the core too...their emotions,needs,wants,mindset and game!!! Some women don't want love,they need SEX or companionship or attention,it doesn't matter if she is SU,once she is starved of that,she gets it somewhere else,except she has strong self control. So I don't blame women who express themselves,after all,they are humans!!! I just don't like married women behaving as such,so ion do that shiit!! So if u think fvcking a girl with a LDR is wrong, that's on u!! I never forced any babe! I know as humans, they have the right to express themselves. I'm not hypocritical too,so if I have a gf who does the same to me,I'll totally understand!!!

To ur questions, A man or lemme say a real man is not defined by fvcking and sleeping around. he is defined by his decisions to stay true to himself without being manipulated otherwise,to his goals,his dreams and his needs!! A real man loves a real woman but keeps his virility and manliness intact,he scolds her as needed,loves and cherishes her as needed,takes care of her according to his means and makes her happy, while retaining his essence as an Alpha male!!! He knows his duties,carries them out and expect his woman to do hers as well. He is the head of the home but knows he can't do it all and his woman will be his bestest fan/supporter/helper till he dies and treats her accordingly! A real man doesn't see beating a woman as fun but never hesitates to correct her wrongdoings!!!

Oh there is so much more I can tell you about men!! We are not the beasts u count us to be!! We are loving,caring and sacrificial when the cause is right,unconcerned and cold when its not!! We are capable of loving women but stops at being sissified by them! When we fvck around(like u point out),its not cuz we hate u,we don't(i dont count revenge sexists as real men),but since women are so many,lines are bound to be crossed in many places! Do you know how many women would have committed suicide without a man's touch? We are the joys of your lives!!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 5:53pm On Feb 06, 2019
Curvinus:
This Yigiyaga guy is one deluded lemming with no grasp of how things work in real life.

To think he still has the audacity to display this pig level ignorance at nearly 40 years is quite outstanding.

Op please ignore that nasty piece of crap. The scum carry on being scum, because that's all they are, and all they ever will be, the dregs of society, every stinking one of them.
Really?? undecided
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 5:48pm On Feb 06, 2019
irumole1975:
For all that I know, girls like your type are not really made of the nonsense they spewed online. You still drool and Bleep broke guys, if he's handsome or get big thing down there. and when you meet the real alpha man, you calm down and follow all his orders. stop confusing ladies on here. You're not really the rubbish you're portraying here. and for your information, when i meet girl like you I don't bother to spend a dime when i already know you are fake. Why cant yu spend your money to visit a guy?? I used to say it '' guys should stop seeing ladies as marriage materials, meet her, Bleep her and forget her without any emotional attachment.

PS : I'm not stingy.I'm comfortable but I cant give a woman my hard earned money if she's not my wife

Don't bother to quote me cos I'll be busy doing the needy to someone that used to say this exact thing you're saying just some days back. I'll be blessing her with the gift God bestow on me wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Finally, a real Gee!
Let these pussy niggas know what it means to be called a MAN!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2019
irumole1975:
If not for that small headed boi called seun for not allowing Nlanders to like a comment as many times as we wanted,I'd have clicked like 200 times.

You're right up there
smiley
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 3:00pm On Feb 06, 2019
Daeylar:
Selfish and self centered.
She should sacrifice herself just to play therapist to help someone?
What about her?
What about her feelings?
Women are not free of charge therapists meant to help anyone over come emotional battles. Especially without consideration to the woman's own state of mind.
Jesus!!! Why not just let them work it out nahuh U will confuse this girl o!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 2:57pm On Feb 06, 2019
JONNYSPUTE:
.. Its a good thing you ve forgiven him but the truth of the matter is that you should stay away from such guys because it will only bring you more pains.Any man that cannot control his temper and talks anyhow when angry is not yet a man.Be yourself and move on,love will find you.
Sighs!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 2:55pm On Feb 06, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
This went straight to d heart. I've forgiven you But I fear I can't be that person. I'm not independent enough, matured enough. I know fate will give you the second chance you deserve at making things right. Be Strong, be very strong if not for anything but for your son. I know you'll find her soon. Thanks.
Nope!!! This is not good enough from you biko!!
At least get to see him and hear his thoughts!!!
No allow these pieces of advice guys n girls dey give u here disturb u oh....u both abused urselves and u need to heal..TOGETHER!!! See him at least na!!! undecided

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