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Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 2:52pm On Feb 06, 2019
mrphysics:
It's nice you apologized. It will be perfect if you let that lady be. I had to painstakingly see where things went wrong and you actually did it. You took it upon yourself and you repeatedly made it obvious.

It's not about being Alpha or not, most guys on here have life outside this platform. With your experience and your past marriage, you should be better guided.

Honestly, you need to let that lady lead a better life. She deserve a better deal.
I disagree with u telling him to let her be.... For what nahuh They were both guilty!!! N messages like urs will start making ladies feeling like boss! Person don apologize...let them settle among themselves....just wish them d best na!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 2:50pm On Feb 06, 2019
mrphysics:
Lol, you are minding those things he wrote? lol, Ladies never cease to amaze me. It's on her best interest to let that guy be. Truth is, he isn't yet over with her last relationship.

I read the beginning part of this thread and nwanyiakwaetiti or what was just innocent. She didn't deserve what the guy did.

Both of them needs time off to renegotiate their stance on relationship, their emotional stability and the rest.


There is life outside nairaland. People meet on nairaland which leads to marriage, I seriously doubt such will happen here again. Even if it does, it will be very rare.
Its not rare....so far I have counted 10.... N their pre-wedding pix no dey NL....
The guy has apologized... That's noble to me....
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 2:46pm On Feb 06, 2019
nuattitude:
That's Ms Victoria T. Puegeren a.k.a victorian a.k.a amelian, a.k.a alexialin, and a.k.a trendsvivi for you. She's a multiple personality disorder patient and a recidivistic pathological liar rolled into one.

Lmao ! Now she says she has a born again BOYFRIEND who is on Nairaland. Some months ago, she was abusing someone as she was happily married to a rich husband who just bought her a Range Rover.

Wise counsel hasn't changed her. Please keep calling her out. You're helping her by so doing. As a 40 year-old mature single lady, she needs help.
Jesu!!!
U even know her surnamehuh shocked
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 7:32am On Feb 06, 2019
Daeylar:
Thank you

Exactly,
it's her choice at the end sha

That's all.
Fights offline should be kept offline.
Doesn't even have to be a romantic relationship. Even casual friendship between the same sex. If we have issues offline and you carry it online. That's the end. Forgive fire.

Lol grin
When it was insults, it was post after post after post of insults, Posts dedicated solely to insults, but apology is one line, not more than 5 words, in just one post.
And funny enough, it's "maturity" grin grin

True
Naso una go dey complicate issues!!! Why the analysis na!! She wrote a post,he countered,they fought,he apologized and now u girls are forming boss over what's not!!! They are both to blame so don't act like its his fault!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 7:28am On Feb 06, 2019
funmisticqueen:
and like I said knowing game won't help your case. *catwalks out of discussion*
So they all say!!! wink

Hope u got a big ass to make the catwalking sweet... wink
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 7:26am On Feb 06, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Naaaa, he broke the code. Like you'd advice your sister to do such. I'm Done with Long Distance. If You ain't in FCT Forggerit
He isnt all to blame u know,u have ur own part of the blame too....now don't act all feisty,people rooted for u as well as for him. U should mend things up!!! I want a happy ending for you both!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 11:33pm On Feb 05, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Forgiven since. After all Jesus instructed us to forgive 70*7.
Good one!!!
Mend things with him OK...he seemed really eager!!! wink
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 11:31pm On Feb 05, 2019
zicoraads:
Who asked you where me and you know? undecided
Peace out!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 11:17pm On Feb 05, 2019
zicoraads:
Beat me to who? cheesy grin

Well done, knower of girls. No one asked you then, no one did now. Stop acting like a girl.
Nope...na u need to act like the man I think u are naaaaa!!! We gather dey the beer parlour thread na!!! wink
Peace out!! cheesy wink
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 10:50pm On Feb 05, 2019
zicoraads:
Amebo, who asked you? undecided
Dandeeboss seems cool,I couldn't help but wish him luck.Besides I know the girl too.
But why u dey vex na?? He beat u to her abihuh Sorry egbon...I get Memunatu,the okro seller's daughter still available..she go do U well!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 10:41pm On Feb 05, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
Ok
My nigga!! wink
She is a good girl! Treat her well
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 10:39pm On Feb 05, 2019
victorian:
I know I can chat him up, we've even chatted sef

It's no big deal in chat.
wink
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 10:29pm On Feb 05, 2019
victorian:
Let them reconcile Biko cool

There is no smashing on my side.

Abstinence is the key for me.

I simply want to chat with him. And that's not a crime in any part of this world.

He can smash whosoever he wants but not me cool

My case is different. cheesy
I was talking of the OP and yigiyaga or yoyoyaya guy!!!
U can chat with him if u want to of course!!! wink
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 9:58pm On Feb 05, 2019
peepydelano:
i can't stop laughing. nothing good av eva bin said out of anger .
Na true talk bro
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 9:38pm On Feb 05, 2019
Babacele:
And this is maturity. thanks. Nwanyiakwaetiti please accept his unreserved apology. We all make mistakes sometimes. Thanks family for all una supports ,God bless una.
Yes,maturity!!! Let's see if she will accept and make up!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 9:37pm On Feb 05, 2019
peepydelano:
bro,shey u can deduce from their comments that the two people involved ain't tru with each other,its just anger busting their brains now,dy will definitely meet and smash mercilessly with Victorian,valerie and uyails name as ringing tone. amidst all the tantrums,the guy is still calling her as alleged by the lady.i smell unfinished business SMH.
Lmaoooo..I tell u
I told the girl to accept his calls and settle amicably. who knowshuh Next week might be interesting!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 9:20pm On Feb 05, 2019
peepydelano:
you all should be civil with your comments,this two may still end up under the sheets moaning and groaning with your names as thus...ouch!!! it was victorian who said that,aaaah!!!uyail is a bad girl she also wana av u, oww baby don't mind the Nairaland small boys harderrrrrrr!!!
Exactly!!!! smiley
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 9:19pm On Feb 05, 2019
Oh dear dear!!!! I've ruffled some feathers!!!! grin
No need to get so emotional ladies,jeez!!!! wink wink
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 9:16pm On Feb 05, 2019
funmisticqueen:
no matter how much you know, it still doesn't erase the fact that the only type of girls that alpha male wannabes like you can get are the bottom of the pot pick me babes who are not smart. Find consolation in the fact that you are not the target for women of quality cos you cant offer them anything tangible.

So please you and your goons should go your way. Oh wait. You go your way and come back full circle to vent your sexual frustration and show your vagina envy online. Lol.
shocked shocked shocked
Where are all these coming fromhuh U need to watch ur heart beat girl!!!! U be hyperventilating already!!! grin grin

Like I said before, from these rants of urs,I now know ur GAME!!!!
Romance › Re: Big Ass Girls Serving It Hot....bring Your Vaseline Along by luminouz(m): 8:20pm On Feb 05, 2019
lefulefu:
succulent asses u seein i bet grin
Oh yeah bro!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 8:15pm On Feb 05, 2019
Valerie47:
I dont date with broke ass nigga, capiscehuh
I ain't got beef with u....
Peace out!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 8:10pm On Feb 05, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
There's no equality when it comes to finance. A neighbor married a jobless man and now she's insulting and frustrating the man. I feel sorry for him. Women are not wired to cater for a man, she can support but not full support.

I never washed my linens in public not until the old man decided to wash it for me. Shouting Break up for everyone.

All this shit ain't new so no biggy. Many here have even bought plane tickets for ladies so please no one should accuse me of gold digging
Babe I get ur point....n sincerely u got heart to post and respond in a mildly controlled manner to this issue...dont get emotional about the whole ishhh....infact,u can pick his calls and come to terms like adults. My humble opinion!

On ur first paragraph....if that's the case,then there is nothing like equality,at least not the way naija ladies go about it! If we are copying the West on this,then let's copy the whole way. Women can't want equality without financial responsibilities, especially Nigerian women...its hypocritical babe.
Once again,keep ur head up
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 8:06pm On Feb 05, 2019
Valerie47:
At number 2) if e pain you too much, go hit your head for wall, I should spend big money to come and see a man I'm not sure of or have not seen before, what is he? Jesus?
Its number 3 olodo rabata!!
If na tfare now,u get PhD for tfare-onomics!!!
Romance › Re: Big Ass Girls Serving It Hot....bring Your Vaseline Along by luminouz(m): 7:59pm On Feb 05, 2019
lefulefu:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Nna men see ukwu paradise shocked shocked
yanshes everywia shocked
yanshes i had luv to pless and feel wit my hands wink
the second lady in the video is actually my favourite cheesy
i just love the way she was lying on the bed and her soft round bumbum was jus bouncing muke muke in slowmotion grin
CaptainMitch,dumininu01,IamPlato,luminouz...better food don land oo cheesy
chai grin
Big daddy is seeing some things ooooo wink
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 7:57pm On Feb 05, 2019
I learnt a lot here today..
1. Emotional women make mistakes...
OP had a brush off offline and she posted game online to soothe her shattered ego,nerves,prestige...and it looked good till yogoyigi replied and the shiit hit the fan!! If she had kept mum with her so-called relationship advice,no one would know she was dumped.
I just wonder how come most women become relationship counselors,dishing out solomonic wisdom right after getting dumped..why can't they be wise before??

2. Women are their own worst enemies:
This thread reminded me again of that saying 'all is fair in love and war'.. Women are only seasonal allies..never agreeing on stuff for too long. A woman wanted to pm yogoyaga and suddenly other ladies with skewed intent wanted her roasted alive! Even heard that one of her so called enemies went to the Guy's thread for PM admission letter...so long women exhibit these traits,their game ain't that tight!!

3. By their rants we shall know their GAME!!
I never heard this before sha...girls screaming for tfare so they can visit a guy,cuz apparently the guy is 'entitled' to that duty,yet these same dames want equality with men and u wonder WTF do they even wanthuh If ur broke I get the tfare aspect but one girl went all out to describe in details her mechanisms for roping men in for tfare and some even use these methods to scam men of money. I noted these monikers and I wonder if they are married at all or they think their mindset is cute. Whatever happened to using ur money to travel if you really wanna see a guy,if you have it!!! Whatever happened to being independent like u always screamed on SM??

4. MEN GOING THERE WAY
my niggas ain't got time for drama...these guys share stories and learn from shared experiences because that's all related Gees do,not bicker and chitter like engorged crickets cuz women are fighting, some sissy ass niggas dey chose sides and went on throwing banters at the women claiming nice guys!!! Lmaoooo... Real men let the women do their thing and focus on their hustle!

Still me,still observing from the sidelines,the bestest thread of the year!
Luminouz d'Alien!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 7:41pm On Feb 05, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
Oh... Legend cheesycheesy
The nigga sabi!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 7:40pm On Feb 05, 2019
funmisticqueen:
pls delete this post. Stop exposing game online
Lmaoooo...she didn't expose what I don't already know!!
The power of delayed gratification,stretched expectations and reverse psychology has been mastered by alphas worldwide. Pûssy has no power,till u ascribe it one!!!!
N since women are always emotional,especially most NL gehs,they inadvertently expose their weaknesses when angry or sad like the poster you quoted!!!
Now I know her game...and its disappointing really!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 7:36pm On Feb 05, 2019
FRoosevelt:
Totally right. There's no greater alpha feeling than the one you get when you have another man's lady subdued and and humbled under your virile masculinity and therefore making her push him to the sidelines under the influence of your irresponsible pleasure rod.

I've had several ladies get asked on phone by their if they are crying
Lol...bad nigga
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 4:46pm On Feb 05, 2019
jakandeola:
Hippocrates abeg beg yigiyaga to accept ur hand I marriage before u die of loneliness and pains fool at 34. why ask for pix before u send pm in d other blog
Did u say that girl is 34huh? shocked
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 4:31pm On Feb 05, 2019
ceeroh:
Your grandma was right. There's this deeper life girl I smashed recently, my God! this girl has a church brother in waiting. My bros has not even kissed her before talk less of hitting the honey pot.. But guess what? this babe na borehole. I shock, and she no get body oo. She be like slate. D mata tire me
Chai!!!
Just imagine what our spirikoko brother will shockingly find out on his wedding night....or she might have used alum or some shiit!!!
N the dude will thereafter say its the will of God!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m):
Valerie47:
This is why I can never approach a man or post I'm single. Y'all kiss and tell.
Not me babe....I'm never a kiss and tell biitch!!
I have met and loved girls on NL but their identity will never be revealed by me. I'm an Alpha!!! Loose lips sink ships!!!
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by luminouz(m): 3:58pm On Feb 05, 2019
ceeroh:
You're so on point! For guys that have experienced this, they can hardly trust women. As a matter of fact, I've made a promise to myself to conduct DNA tests on ALL my kids. I would set money apart for the test immediately she gets pregnant. As she dey deliver like this, na DNA test straight. I don't care if she's a church girl or Jesus' younger sister. I will still go ahead. If she's not ready to cooperate, she can fuvk the hell off!
To tell u how bad it is Bros...one still spent the night in my room yday..her bf dey Ghana. Naso so I love u she dey yak in the yday afternoon to the guy. Last night,she was screaming big daddy as I dey pound her,telling me my diick is sweet,cooked me better soup and washed my clothes and this morning,there were tears in her eyes as I saw her to the park!!! She don call me 3 times already today.and to tell u the truth?? I don't even blame such gehs again...reason is below
I've come to realise one thing ages ago...a woman's heart and her body are two diff.things and most times she can give each to different people...only few men ever truly owned a woman!

Here is my grandma's quote to me while i was 15:
A woman's pussy is never urs. When its ur turn,do ur best and leave the rest.

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