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auntysimbiat:
WATCH : The Secret Behind Kate Henshaw's Look At Age 45

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Why are people dis dubious? U think we will click abi? Na lie!

Nwaoma198:
Abeg help me look for one old papa youngie wey fit dey my gguy for cash level,I get all the credentials

Credentials ke ? Are u applying for a job? Lmao!
Na joke o sis!
What about young guys with cash?

Blessed11:
Igbo & Living in the states! Let me have peace of mind all around next time

Lmao! Wish u all d best dear......

Well....what can I say? Only time will tell if u did d right thing!
All d same! Best of luck!
Have to say this dou......must d guy be Igbo? Other tribes nko? Y not consider them too dear!

QueenSuccubus:



Then what are those for?

Those are for ur viewing pleasure mami! Till u see me in d flesh...ur KING...u have something to swoon over n of course to make ur friends jealous as fvck!
No be play I dey o! Ur MINE!
haterz can go fvck themselves!

QueenSuccubus:


Few occasions... Mean a thousand times... hahahahha.. Juz kidding...

U didn't flirt with me? then what are those sexy fotos u sent... Those winks and biting ur thick sexy lips?

Lmao! Those pixs were not for flirting.......I am for real!

QueenSuccubus:


Hahahaha.. So u love flirting ehnn.. well, anyways thats good tho.. Flirting can boost up emotional and physical health..

Love flirting? Na! More like play play stuffs with nice NL girls n on a few occasions!
Me no dey flirt with u oh! Am on top of ma game babe!

QueenSuccubus:
Hahahhahaha. Haba baba... How can I corrupt someone like u?

Tolotolo said u change gf like ur changing shirt
Na lie abi?

Na big lie dear! Am friendly n sometimes flirt with NL girls... But I ain't a player babe....not ever!
Why listening to DAT Turkey anyways.....confirm stuffs ursef babe

QueenSuccubus:



Hahhahahahahaha... NUNU na be SWEET TOTO jare

Hahahah.. So tats why u always biting ur lips and winking on the camera?

Lmao! U are corrupting me dis geh! I did all DAT to look my best for u! U mean dey...ermmm....turn u on?

Gistedge:
wetin b una headache ehn. its called the hustle sweethearts.

Lmao! True talk....guess u watched Zootopia!

Imjustagirl:
This poo of a man. My least favorite housemate. Bad enough to deny your spouse. But your child? Like wtf?


Dude you have no values obviously and stand for nothing. Your crash will be great. We are watching

Ewwwwwwwww@u getting worked up over nothing! Its just a game! How hard is DAT to understand?

QueenSuccubus:


U dey lie oooo...

I know u ain't virgin... with those enticing photos u shared with me, I knew u chewed a lot of NUNU

Ahn ahn! No be lie na! Na so I dey always look!
BTW! What's NUNU? Is it related to PEAK milk?

TrapQueen77:



Now tats the SLAY QUEEN

She rock her own wedding gown this type of picture inspired me a lot.. It only means, there's nothing too late for a "true love"


AGE IS JUZ A NUMBER

This ain't true love dear!u think I will marry u if u look like this? Only if ur loaded n u will never have sex with me!
By d way! Am still d virgin u wanted babe!

Bumbae1:
Haha take it easy on him abeg

For ur sake I will make him cry small!

Mrtolotolo:
Kunlax alaga ibile.. oko gbogbo omoge..

This na indiscretion, as I step into a misconception...
I go pepper you with weapons, call me mr perfection..
Command oloshos to piss in your direction..
Ayam dissing you and dissing your connections while you're kissing your reflection..gay shiiiit. ..
Wind don blow, we don see chicken yansh... lumi go limp with him erection.. you no fit swallow this like frickin indigestion..
I no dey try to keep you guessing or teaching you a lesson this na lyrical aggression..

Birdman@@@@@

Jesu Kristi! Na me u diss like this?
Ah don tell u make u wait till I buy a new phone na!
Bumbae1.....see ur guy now o....iffa start my own no complain o!
Chai! Make I reply u small coz this phone dey disgrace me!

horciglowri:
Hahaha.. Roll small small oo nd dnt roll on d floor oo, d bone of ur bone is coming

Lmao! Now am starting to believe DAT ur a nice girl!
Thanks dear!

lefulefu:

Yes bro! To help u escape if d dogs are more than one! Grappling n holding prevent d dog from cutting ur veins(jugular- neck) n artery(femoral- thigh) n maybe d calf too! Dog physiology lessons do one thing! U know just where to hit to kill d dog before it kills u! Especially these bull dogs n Alsatians which are heavier than a grown man!

blank:
2 hours! I cannot even begin to imagine.

D dad kinda killed his daughter....buying feeds for 2 hours....n never even coming till after neighbours helped d child!
As an adult with my skills....I can't imagine fighting one dog for 2 hours.......unless a lion.......I once fought three Alsatians! Bloody battle I tell u.....still have d scars till now! Heard death's breath that day!

lefulefu:
u go teach me d skills? only skills i know is climbing mango or cashew tree if i see angry dog

Sure......few taekwondo.....few grappling n choking holds.....dog physiology to know weaknesses.....
But all these ain't cheap bro! I hope ur fit oooo.....or else start with that first!

horciglowri:
As I am married nkor...
Oya bye bye

Lmao! Ur one of d lucky ones then!
Its OK naaaaaa.....we still dey roll on NL!

horciglowri:
Me ke? I am nt wicked oo I cnt even kill a fly tlkless of killing chicken. I am d most luvin person on planet earth dat is if you knw me personally

Awwwww! Dats so sweet!! Now lemme get to know DAT lovely n luvin nature!
Ermmmm....u know what to do!

horciglowri:
Hehehe... Owk oo lemme b observin u

D way am seeing u eh.....u go dey wicked ooooo!
Seems u had dealt with a guy before* am very scared of u*

horciglowri:
Hahahahahaha,my candid advice:#neva test d anger of a woman.

Ewwwwwwwww.....am so scared!!!!!!
Lmao! What about d anger of a man?

horciglowri:
Well my candid advice is
You better call ur family members to prepare ur coffin coz u cnt eat yo cake nd av it.

Nd tnk God no b person like me u dey form daddy yo 4 coz d romantic way u will join yo ancestors eeehn, it will b lyk neva b4

Like u can do shiiit!

lefulefu:
wetin sef u be jackie chan? i dont believe u

Lmao! Na! But like I said earlier.....its all about skillsets bro! Very rare one too!

lefulefu:
u climb mango tree if u see craze dog dey come towards u.everybody know dat one na

Lmao! But am very serious bro! Its more than climbing trees..... U develop some bad ass skill sets that will help u injure or even kill such a dog.....
Its kinda sad d girl was attacked by three.....even I would be hard pressed to defeat them.....n d landlord had 15 of those monsters......imagine releasing 15 dogs at once.... D only skillset for that is simple n am telling u free of charge.....RUN like HELL!

Jeffboi:
Not really, just that he recently excaped death

Lmao!

Jeffboi:
Especially when you're sexually strong with big tin,



Just like my guy, even married women spend weekends i n his house and dash him money after sex



Total rubbish

Sounding jealous are we?

ElizaVeta:
How'dy?

Ladies, You think dating a fine boi is easy?? ...
Hehehehe, No be fine boi matter oh, You go soon die of heart attack ..

Same thing goes to guys ...

For u to post this early in d morning......check ma dp as ur reward!

agbonkamen:
I can't even imagine myself giving mouth action. nairaland guys dick are too black..........na joke o

Berra be joke

I specialise in training people on how to defend themselves against such monstrous dogs..... If ur interested lemme know.....no credit please!

Bumbae1:
Fresh girl haters gonna hate


Bia who is this girl sef

Lmao!