₦airaland Forum

totowater:
I met this rich and cute dude at a shopping mall on the island....He spent almost 200k on me that day, buying me clothes and a new phone. After doing shakara for 3 weeks I finally decided to allow him get a taste of my honey pot. But when he brought out his joystick I was shocked to see something the lenght of a human hand. I pleaded with him to stop but he finally had his way with me, I was sore down there for a week. Now I am in love with him, I can't stop thinking of him it's just the sex part that scares me. I can't afford to lose his love and money....Please advice me....Thanks all

Lets get this straight! U don't love him..u love his money....
Wtf? Just a week n ur sure u have his love? Smh!
Since u love his money.....endure d sex part..buy vas line..I hear it helps!

ReneeNuttall:
ehn!

Ehn ehn!

oluseyiforjesus:
I bet you there are spirit in dat River, I don't advice girl to go to water falls especially d fair ones.......... I rest my case here

Smh! D fair guys nko? D spirits don't want us?

ReneeNuttall:
one shouldn't embark on such journeys alone,its risky,guess am saying this out of nervousness.I really hope to visit places like dis some day.it just shows how blessed this country is.

U could go with me dear! Its more fun!

Bumbae1:
Lol lumi morning oh

Morning o....iyawo wa!

jboy73:
fugly.... gwogwo.... kwilikwili chewing.... Aboki as leaking Afonja aka red roof couple.



seun... I use to love ur tribe.... but your platform is 80% already turning me into a tribalist.


Mr man do something about it.


Mr afonja do something about it

Wee u kep kwayet! Olodo!

Thecassanova:
I think standing up from one's kneel after she has rejected the marriage proposal is one of the difficult moment in life.

Not to a naija man like me! Since I was born have u any idea how many times I had to rise up after falling down!
Someone even said d guy might commit suicide! Haba! E no reach dat level o....will just stand up..eat d food....n go home to sleep..coz 2mao another girl will say yes!

pinkjacket:
This is the agonising moment a man is left heartbroken and humiliated when his very public marriage proposal goes disastrously wrong.

He may not have picked the most romantic venue to propose in - a shopping centre’s food court - but the hopeless romantic went to the effort of hiring a violinist to play sweet music as he presented his beloved with a huge bouquet before going down on one knee.

But apparently his efforts weren’t enough and the woman, who may or may not have been his girlfriend, gets to her feet and starts berating him before picking up her handbag and storming off as hundreds of people look on
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A pal grabs the girlfriend’s arm to try to stop her from leaving, even abandoning her own handbag on the table in a bid to get her to stay.

But she won’t be persuaded and the girls disappear from sight leaving the jilted man clutching his bunch of flowers, still being serenaded by the violinist.

The musician, either failing to understand what’s happened or wanting to make sure the wannabe husband gets his money’s worth, keeps playing as the poor man sinks into a chair, no doubt wishing the food court floor would open and swallow him up.

One kindhearted stranger strolls across the room and attempts to console the man, whose shoulders are now shaking.

The violinist finally stops playing as the man walks out of the food court, still holding the flowers, looking crushed.


Source Lade laidi

lalasticlala

Raine80......I will do mine inside an helicopter@5000ft.....lemme see how u will turn me down!

khiaa:
Lol Maybe you will make it here someday, I know that some of the girls will go wild over you.

I will babe..I promise u....working on DAT right now..let's see how it goes!
Looool@ some of d girls! Now ur making me shy *covers face*
BTW! U could come visiting too....I will host u!

Bumbae1:
After work tomorrow

Singing* love is in the air! I go love oooooooo!

Mrtolotolo:
I support o..

Oya naaaa! Let's make it happen!

khiaa:
Yeah they are more like sweet potatoes.
We have orange, while, red, yellow and purple potatoes .
Have you ever visited the U.S.?

Yes I have babe.....in my dreams!

HARDDON:


Stop been a kiss a33.....


btw, thread aint about her, n no one asked her bout d ruse tale.

Note:#handslafull

Lmao!

HARDDON:
Free advert!

Long may ur rigid life roll.

#NobodyKaresAnyways

E PAIN AM!

Ginaz:
I don't reply message pms cos I ain't looking for a relationship of any kind. The few I replied ain't more than 3. My life style is a very rigid one I fear.

Anyway, happy married life to the couple.

Watch as d guys come for ur head dear! Especially those DAT Pmed u!

Mrtolotolo:


Pay her dowry na...

U support?
U go be best man oh!

Raine80 babe.....this could be us u know....nice n easy!

Mrtolotolo:
Bang! Bang!

Oga kunle o!!!

Bing! Bing!

Birdman niyen! Wuz up bro! Thanks for d other day!
Ur bumbae1 reported u oh....y u leave am like DAT na!

GEExclusive:
Wetin you won do with my ass

Lmao! Nothing! D OP seems to like big ass dou!

GEExclusive:
Where you going boy

Ur slim from ur dp....but u look like u still have some ass.....
Am a man dear.....boiz don't say their minds!

GEExclusive:
U dey madt

U look like u have some ass babe...am I right?

B2Spirits:
Don't you know I enjoy being mentioned by you? Besides, I have not spoken ill of you. I, instead, did what we term 'àsslîcking' in this corner of the world.

How could guys be falling head over heels because of you and you won't want them to talk about you? It's unfair na. Luminouz said his head shape is the reason you are not looking in his direction, and you didn't counter the assertion; in the spirit of solidarity, I have to stand by him

Can't you see that Jessicaseth basking in the euphoria of physical beauty since yesterday? And to think of it that this is a female, whose only selling points are curvy ass, clean face, and imported hair silk from somewhere in Brazil. You even made a comment that other females criticizing her are insecure.

I would like to see one rich dude from Nigeria getting married to you...tracking you with a private jet across the Mediterranean until you agree to walk down the aisle with him--then we will gladly say, 'welcome back home'.

Lmao! Datz my bro!
Raine80 stop fronting n let's start something! Its 2017 my dear!

People fear them sha! I wonder y!

blacktallest:
WWE Smackdown

Abi na!

Raine80:
B2Spirits what the heck?

Leave d bro alone my dear.....face me...na me dey on top ur matter... Not him!

Bumbae1:
Lol so u want to fight
Wow im blushing please


Na last man standing i want .. till d death

Till d death? No wonder my pastor preached of hell today!
U wicked oooooooooooo!

deathstroke:
baby its only you,i can die for I Rove you scarra

Well who am I to deny two love birds?

deathstroke:
lolz,i don't have strength to fight now, so Alaye clear road

Lmao!

khiaa:
Lol I wish that I really could be there, but maybe someday I'll make it.
You know, we have yams here but they don't look anything like yours, ours are orange and we make pies with them and its very tasty.

N thats a promise I will say amen to!
Orange? Errmmmm.....like potatoes? We have white....brown...n yellow yams ooo....don't know of orange yams o!

deathstroke:
is you,only you,and forever be you

Who are u....to be saying this to my bumbae1? Death stroke ko........deathstrike n dip ni!

Bumbae1:
Lol @ cold
Ok oh let me go find trouble elsewhere .. leave u to it

Lmao! Ur such a dear! Wagbayi!

[quote author=khiaa post=53854604][/quote]Looool! It takes more skill than raw strength to pound yam dear....u just have to know how to do it right! Lucky for u I know how to!
U have a deal babe! This is how a Sunday afternoon should be.....