₦airaland Forum

unclezuma:
This is not the Nigerian Police Op stop spreading false information.

HK MP5 and a side weapon for which Nigeria?

Hmmmm....u know ur guns! Nice!

Amarabae:
ok o. God bless ur marriage.

Lmao! I dey joke joor! Teasing u on ur post!

nikkypearl:
me

Lmao! Thanks for supporting us jare!

Amarabae:
Wow, One of them looks a bit like my husband.
The resemblance is close. Tall, broad shoulder, chocolate skin and goodlooking.

Well......u look a bit like my wife.......big eyes.....sexy lips n ermmmm nice ass? Na joke oh!

khiaa:
I don't see the big deal, nice bodies tho.

Hey u! Where have u been?
Lol@ u don't see d big deal! Thought u like ur men dark n sexy! Those guys ain't bad!

Cordis92:
You missed out Iceland with population of about three hundred thousands (300000) inhabitants, where their government pays immigrants for marrying their women.
I wish I were a man.

Wao! Never knew that oooo!
Wey my passport...make I sharperly grab my Icelandic Nordic queen

NevetsIbot:
best thing is just to avoid it. Sex aint even in my priority list..... Money... Money... If it wnt bring money, take it away

Shuuuu! U try ooo! Dats like celibacy! Well....am also a naija version of Shaolin Monk

liciouspee:
Wellll, you've said it all. They don't have all d pre intimacy ish n use drugs cus it's business bruh. U don't expect me to just get down like that without pre intimacy? Haba na, I'll just die there finish. If it's left to only me sef, I prefer pre-intimacy, and the likes of it to the sex

U don't look like someone who will die anything! More like a geh who could kill me!
Did u just say u prefer pre-intimacy? Wake up joor ....ur dreaming again

NevetsIbot:
there's always strings attatched in every 'no string attqtched' fvck... Wanna be freefrom every moral obligations....girls can claim i use em

*sighs * if only I have a dime every time a girl says 'u used me' would be living on banana island naaaaa!
Thing is....they all wanted a no string fvck!

NevetsIbot:
lol. I thougt something was wrong with me on my first try... Honest. Tho it was a mistake to bang her in d first place, one girl avoids me now cos I ..... U know... Almost killed her... Buh M done with sex now biko

Done with sex? Y?

NevetsIbot:
i take a lot of sugar but iffa handle his babe.....i wnt cum until i want to

Waooooo! Ur so unCUMmon!

Aminat508:
Now I want to cry

Pele dear! Will u lick ice cream? To cover d bitter rape of ASSnal!

NevetsIbot:
dnt mind that guy

Loooool! He should work on his stamina n cut his sugar intake....ohhh.....n eat bitter cola too!

Nwachukwu1986:
2 hours is much joor though i can last for 1 30 mins

Lie Mohammed!

Ighoga898:
I doubt 30 minutes is even possible without enhancements..

I do 30 mins easy...its softwerk for me! Now imagine using tramadol n all DAT shit! Ah go kill d girl ooooo!

Ustec:
keep twisting urself...!
60% of jambite and the ss3 students of today are not virgins...

The girl am seing there is a woman..!

DAT little pikin is a WOMAN?
Ur case is closed!

Ustec:
No suitor will touch ur 10years old sister..
What they do is,they come to claim their interest in her pending the period she became a woman,..just to prevent other suitors.!

Study the Quran and the words of wisdom from the prophet hadiths..
I bet you will be stund with ur discoveries.!

Ohhhhhh shut d fvck up already! Ur sounding lame n tame...are u a dame? Is d girl d OP talked about not married to DAT old man?
Use ur brain na....is not an app!

Ustec:
so you prefer her being fvcked from one guy to another deceiving her,to a man who is ready to marry nd catr for her?

Doint worry,you will understand what women want when you grow up..

Marry n Cater for a 10 year old girl! Lemme ask u a question....are u suffering from tryptophan hydroxylase deficiency......or osteoporosis of d brain n mouth n dvck? I prefer her growing up to make her choice...u fvcking BIMBO!

RadiantBae:
Most child brides die during pregnancy because their womb isn't developed enough to carry a baby. The worst part is not only do they miscarry if they survive it but that they can't have anymore children so these men divorce them and they live with this shame! I hate this aspect of humanity.

U should see.my face right now! I feel like eating some ABOKI meat!

yomi007k:


Even the girl appears unhappy.


Evil ppl will destroy dem selves. Im glad im not from der.

Well.....I have a little sister....would love to see any mudafoker pedophile touch her.....n DIE!
Just touch her!

adadike281:
walahi, if am d man, na dat day d marriage go end. I will personally escort her and her luggage to the pastor's house. Are u even sure she is not sleeping with d pastor? and she gave him their only car without her husband's consent. kai! its too terrible.

Ayam telling u! D extent of religious brainwashing going on this day is alarming! Imagine a pastor cursing anyone who refuses to bring first fruit? I was like........

Bumbae1:
I just dey play

* heaves a fvckin sigh of relief* how ur day dear?
Hope turkeytunes holla-ed u........

daniella04:
I can marry a guy that earns that amount IF I see a viable prospect in him.
But can a man marry a lady that earns three times that amount while he earns 100k and not feel inferior?
I have learnt not to date guys I earn more than sha

Thank God u earn more than me! I won't feel inferior! Just marry me!

Reginleit:
Some weeks ago, my roommates and I were involved in a serious argument about this issue..the original argument was whether we can marry someone that earns 100k as monthly salary..most people argued that 100k was too small, when you include daily expense, plus house rent etc..
I argued that 100k was enough to start up a home, if the rent has been paid. Also if the man has the tendency to do better..then I see no reason why I can't settle down with someone who earns that amount...

Sooo ladies , over to you...what do you think??

I make exactly DAT! Will u marry me dear!
BTW! No Brazilian hairdo for u oo!

FvckShiT:
I don't fall asleep after fůcking

I fvcking believe u bro!

adadike281:
laladticlala, abeg come, did one pass me o. The first girl, pls let me ask u, are u a learner? God will not punish d boy coz u stupidly fell for his sweet tongue.
The girl dat gave her man a 3some birthday present, hope u are enjoying d outcome? I refuse to share my man with another woman. The one dat said she wants a rich guy to marry her is not a hoe but a gold digger. do u even know how he made his money, he could be a robber or a kidnapper.

Babe..u forgot d best part! DAT wife giving d husby car to a pastor! Na DAT day she go unsow or uproot d darn seed oooooo if na me!
Imagine d pastor even having d guts to make such a request! I so tire for here!

NemzySeries:
Gave babe so much luv(affection,gives,cash,time,togetherness etc) dat av neva gimme to any woman not even my mum as if shez d 1st feminine entity im seeing since i came to earth only for madam facial tell me she ain't doing no more......and i asked my sef i question "if i had reserved such moment of my life dat av given to dis lady for my future wife datz still yet to b located i bliv shez gonna go dwn on her knees by d bed side and remind God abt her man(me) still determined to treat future wifey ryt tho.....but in essence,fear benin babes

Ehyah! Bros! I feel ur pain......such treatments only make us hardened n girls will start saying Yoruba demons!

Bumbae1:
U damn right
We sign that ish before We even start relationship ... hmmm are dangerous o
Dey turn yahoo yahoo within secs

Haaaaaa! Pre- nup ke? On top wetin! U don dey scare me na!

Bumbae1:
Giving the theif my bank detail n online login
God purnish dat guy

Awwww....so sad dear! U can trust me sha! Na me go even give u my acct details to use as u like! Ego oyinbo!

QueenSuccubus:




U drank an expired NUNU juice

Hahahahhahah..

U and NUNU! My mum keeps asking me if u are milk sales agent on NL!

Valkaryie:


Omg. Melvin slayed the most, such a cutie

Sharrap dia! Am d only cutie u shud mention joor!

FvckShiT:
Absolutely fůçking Yes

Lmfuvckinassout!