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FvckShiT:
Ion fůcking know

I just fůcking make sure they fůcking experience all

Must u add foooorrrkkk to anything u say.....fvckin goon!

kilode100:
I use very expensive potions and injections. No gunk, no junk.


I smell like fresh petals of roses

Lmao! Ghen ghen! Ermmmm.......lemme ask u....u fresh reach me?

kilode100:
Handsome and educated but extreemly poor? Very bad combination.



Pls give me Ugly and rich biko. What value can handsome and poor add in my life?..


I imagine the nonsense bastard educated and handsome trimming his beards every seconds and stealing my bleaching creams to look more handsome.


Handsome and educated no dey reign again biko.

Lmao!
Fine boiz don do u strong thing! Pele!
U use bleaching creams? Users smell horrible in the sun babe!

Have seen few 10.....miserable creatures..
I avoid 9&5 like d Gamorrean plague.....see them coming a mile off!
Hate 4 like hell!
Ditched 5 girls on point 6!
Absolutely hate 1!
Ditched 6 girls on point 2.........imagine asking me to meet ur parents after d first date!
Girls on point 3 are like hell to my heaven! I hate nags!

Bumbae1:
Hope say testicles dey intact oh make i no ruin ur future
Morning Lumi

Morning dear!
Worried about my testicular fate? Awwwww...such a Darling! I think am OK....but u can confirm to be sure dear! Errmmmm....when should I be expecting u?

Bumbae1:
Let Birdman ketch you

Leave DAT matter joor! He gave me d go-ahead! He knows I like em BIG......just like u!
How better hips like urs go dey n I will be buying spanish doll? I dey craze?

Bumbae1:
Lumi wetin appen ur bae don dump u abi
It is well .. u can cry on my shoulders pele

Lmao! Ah swear u nearly cracked my main testicle!
See eh....no be funny thing oh.....right now I think I need me some bumbae tea! To calm my nerves!

Bumbae1:
Morning Lumi
aaah Roki on na another comoetition be that be b small tin noa .. oshey baddest

Lollll! We need to talk joor! I have done my part...do urs

Its omotola for me! Y? She has 3 or 4 grown up kids n still manage to look like DAT! Mehn! After her Genevieve.. She has a grown up daughter! Let's see how Juliet Ibrahim will look after 3 kids!

B2Spirits:
And I bin thinking of making this woman the wife of me, the pastor. Now u no believe unforeseen forces... Is this not a minus for my bishopric career?

B2Spirits or A1Souls or wetin dem call u! Leave raine80 for me abeg! She is taken!

Raine80:
So rather than look at the most practical overview namely she is displaying disinbited behaviour because she could have been under the influence of psychoactive substances. Why does it have to be due to "unforeseen forces?"

One of d few voices of reason on NL! Is it a wonder I want some Raine in my life?
U slay as usual!

Bumbae1:
When this first came out cost like thousands of ££
Not sure why anyone would need this ..

Wait!! Just wait! Which kain dp be dis naaaaa! I checked it n I lost my sleep time! I think u deserve d runners up ASS award...after rokiatu or rokia2!
I feel u jare!

kimbra:
I don't get you.

I was hungry when I posted that! Forgive me mademoiselle!

kimbra:
Usually when I am heart broken I look for my ex's imperfections and develop resentment towards him. This helps to clear my head.

Secondly, I pick up my maths text book and start solving those difficult areas have avoided for years and it works.

Thirdly, I tell myself I don't need them to be happy, and losing me is their lose cos a well deserving person would always come. It's just a matter of time!.

Word! U mean a well deserving guy like men eh?

MrMelody:
Nice to my eyes. But all guys love big boobs. I like my Woman's boob handy. not this large.

Not Me! I love big ass!

SweetBoyFriend:

Her makeup can be wiped off with a wet towel

Just remove her wig on her cone head and wipe her face with a wet towel, you will immediately shout blood of Jesus 7 times

God will punish makeup artists

Those makeup guys will enter hell first! They can so lie!

firstking01:
Simple issue, if sincerely she doesn't want sex in the relationship but she's willing to stay until you both get married then i think it's cool as far as she's honest enough not to go bleep another guy, but if she's using sex as a yardstick to why she's breaking free from the relationship then let her go, kponkwem.

I think ur on point! If she loves him like she claimed...she will give him a chance...but cutting off a relationship on sex issues after d guy sent u 10k for tfare smells fishy to me naaaaaa! Y not talk with him first n determine if d guy can stay without sex! Girls keep shooting emselves in d ass....
One girl tried that poo with me..n guess what? I caught her using a candle to satisfy herself....just asked her if d candle has been baptised for holy penetration! I walked d fvck outta d relationship!

kennygee:
She just got born again and has decided she's not about that fornicating life anymore.

She can't force you to be in the same spiritual level as she is and it won't be fair for her to remain in the relationship denying you sex if you are not ready to come on board the Christian relationship.

Move on with your life to another female who is about the fornicating life.

It sure pays to know Jesus.

Are u for real? Another judgemental soul spotted!

Expl0rers:
This girl just like fame.

She's one of those who think they are pretty just because they are fair.

Now here is a man who thinks like me! I no won abuse d girl sha........but beauty without brains is a no..no for me!

nkemdi89:
For the single ones like me our married friends never fail to flaunt their wedding, marital and family life on fb, making some of us to feel unfortunately single. A friend once upload picture of their new bundle of joy, less than 5 minutes the child didn't survive, it took them about 2 years to have another issue. That was how a policeman uploaded details of his child dedication, enemies track him and finish his family, another one after using his hard earn money from peacekeeping to a build a house his wife uploaded the picture and attracted assasins.

Babe babe!
Don't mind doz fb showoffs! U go marry this year!

obataokenwa:
I bet I'm richer than you calling me broke. you just met one here and u conclude I'm broke. what really makes a man rich?

Ur asking me? Thought u knew d answer before attacking DAT Churchill guy!

QueenSuccubus:




Naaaah... It only means I condone his stewpidity if I buy him condoms..

If he wanna fvck different HU-HA he better leave my house coz I don't wanna suck his cassava and shove it to my NUNU

U don't need to buy me condoms babe! Am so contented with ur NUNU! Just make sure u cook different pots of soup every week n give me pounded yam once in a while!
Jeez! D way u pronounced d cassava made me hot!*fanning myself*

obataokenwa:
The guy is even a short guy. see the fourth pics. Short guys too like women sha.

Be as rich as him first then I will notice ur broke ass!

This one strong gan!
Point 1....d lady said sorry..but seemed so concerned about staying in Lekki n not being put to shame about dat!
2........she is hot tempered naturally....n with d way she cursed him...she could do worse! Had an ex like DAT who threw tantrums if a girl just smiled at me....cursing n all....only to come back begging not coz she cursed(she never saw DAT as being wrong) but so her friends won't make jest of her!
3......she is insecure and extremely volatile.....I avoid such girls like d Gamorrean plague!