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Romance › Re: 5 Distinctive Difference Between A “foreign Babe And A Naija Babe”. by luminouz(m): 1:30pm On Feb 19, 2017
Bumbae1:
Lol wetin pastor talk .. tolotolo don leave me go
Just dump me just like dat embarassed
Na hell..hell n more hell for today's service o...at a point I had to check if my seat mate is still breathing!
Mrtolotolo is prolly Beezee! Or maybe d cold don enter him phone grin....U know my nigga got ur back dear! wink
Romance › Re: 5 Distinctive Difference Between A “foreign Babe And A Naija Babe”. by luminouz(m): 1:27pm On Feb 19, 2017
khiaa:
Well I know that people talk about it a lot on this forum and I know that it takes a lot of work to prepare it but I have never had any but it must be good because every one seems to love it. smiley
Well....its my best food.....how to make it from grandma is her best gift to me till date!
Romance › Re: 5 Distinctive Difference Between A “foreign Babe And A Naija Babe”. by luminouz(m): 1:22pm On Feb 19, 2017
Bumbae1:
Lol dey flirt dey go grin
Make i no ruin ur career .. happy sunday ..
Lmao! U know am gentle dear! Just cooling off! Pastor's message was hot! cheesy
Romance › Re: 5 Distinctive Difference Between A “foreign Babe And A Naija Babe”. by luminouz(m): 1:18pm On Feb 19, 2017
Bumbae1:
undecided
Bumbae MI owon....awayu ..happy sunday
Babe dey talk like naija....y I was surprised!
Ur a foreigner too dear.....but u know what pounded yam is? kiss
Romance › Re: 5 Distinctive Difference Between A “foreign Babe And A Naija Babe”. by luminouz(m): 1:09pm On Feb 19, 2017
khiaa:
No that was a typo, I'm African American.
OK.......nice......ur not a foreigner joor...ur still with us babe! I bet u know what pounded yam is grin
Romance › Re: 5 Distinctive Difference Between A “foreign Babe And A Naija Babe”. by luminouz(m): 12:53pm On Feb 19, 2017
khiaa:
j

Lolgrin why are you shocked?
Errrmmmm....thought ur a naija babe in a foreign country!
j means d Caribbean country right?
Romance › Re: See The Marriage Proposal That Got This Lady Rolling On The Floor by luminouz(m): 12:45pm On Feb 19, 2017
ToriBlue:
I love marriage proposals, so cute!
It scared d fvck outta me dear! wink
Romance › Re: 5 Distinctive Difference Between A “foreign Babe And A Naija Babe”. by luminouz(m): 12:33pm On Feb 19, 2017
khiaa:
Op, only a stu.pid no self esteem female *I can't even call her a woman * would stay in a relationship/marriage with a beast * I can't even call him a man * that will beat her. I find it astounding that you would see and praise that as being a good quality for a long and happy marriage. By the way I'm a foreigner and I think that is pathetic. sad
Ur a foreigner? shocked
Celebrities › Re: Seal (musician) Celebrates His 54th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 10:50am On Feb 19, 2017
Berbierklaus:
Wow,he used to be quite handsome in his younger days grin

His songs are lit,indomie children generation won't know him grin
I guess ur d spaghetti generation?
Romance › Re: "Yoruba Demon": 5 Reasons Why You Should Wear This Tag by luminouz(m): 10:43am On Feb 19, 2017
B2Spirits:
She is single, in her early 30s, very pretty, and a medical doctor. She has lived in France, Australia, and UK.
God!!!!! shocked shocked......I know d very pretty n medical doc part....
I have tried to reach her online to no avail! Get her to talk n all dat!Never sent a PM dou! Don't want to seem a stalker....dat babe case na strong thing! I really really admire d chick....seems d feeling ain't mutual.....think she hates d shape of my head or something! wink
Raine80..stop dis game naaaa! Somebori wants to connect! B2Spirits...thanks bro!
Romance › Re: My Babe Is Breaking Up because I Didn't Send A Text During Val's Day by luminouz(m): 1:01am On Feb 19, 2017
ToriBlue:
So you think you are a good guy abi? angry.


After all the Valentine hype on nairaland, you couldn't even call her or even text her not to talk of gift and you say you are a good guy.


I will do the same bitchh.angry.
Seriously? undecided
Romance › Re: My Babe Is Breaking Up because I Didn't Send A Text During Val's Day by luminouz(m): 12:58am On Feb 19, 2017
roaringlamb01:
So... After returning at around 10 in the night from a job in Jos... On the 13th... I slept in thru out the 14th, which is a work day, yh?!

By the evening, she asked for her gift. After explaining how I lost my wallet which contained my driver's licence and two ATM cards... She has broken up with me! Moved her stuff from my house, and said I shld never call or ping her... That is 10 months worth of my time down the drain.

Girls don't want a good guy... They want the ones who mistreat them more than anything...

This situation is really funny to me, I taught I should leave that here.
Ur own better... Naso one just walked up to me n said happy val n where is my gift.....I just looked like d lost chronicle of riddick till she waka pass me.....she no dey greet me now!
Romance › Re: "Yoruba Demon": 5 Reasons Why You Should Wear This Tag by luminouz(m): 12:51am On Feb 19, 2017
Deadvalley001:
Yoruba Niggas are weaklings, you should be looking for old white women to hook up with, while Igbo Niggas are busy smashing the young punnies.
Ur moniker says it all!
TV/Movies › Re: Bisola Gives Tin Tall Tony A Mouth Action On Big Brother Naija by luminouz(m): 12:50am On Feb 19, 2017
poshestmina:
Wonder what will be going through tripleT wife's mind?
Ermmmm.......WWE raw or royal rumble? cheesy
Romance › Re: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by luminouz(m): 12:11am On Feb 19, 2017
donbene4:
Nigerians have this mentality they think being fair is an achievement...I knew you were gonna say "insecure",I mean!..wht else would you say if nt that..why would I be insecure bcs you're light skinned nd m dark skinned??..I mean,it sounds so crazy and funny..nd why would I ask the girls in this forum when I have eyeys to see good things..if you're cute I'll say if you're nt I'll say it nd bro I cn tell you again you ain't cute..your big lips says it all..Bleep off!!
Y do u quote me so much if ur proud of what u have? U have issues with spencerlouis too! D sad thing is I won't even check ur dp.......coz ur not important to me! Keep masturbating on my big lips......I dont mind! undecided
Romance › Re: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by luminouz(m):
donbene4:
Lol..see your life..if you're half as cute as you think you are pple won't need to see your face without shades bfr they knw you're cute. grin..in fact the shades should enhanment your cuteness Buh it's opposite in your case grin..I knw you'll strt masturbating on wht I jst said nw
Haba! Never seen a guy who hits on anoda like u sha! Don't u have a job or something....read a book or drink beer if it works for u......dis envy n jealousy na serious case.....am used to it sha but.....ur case na die
Ur own case na chronic n terminal one......d girl asked n I showed her......read her reply to DAT.....then mastubate ursef to death on DAT too!
Romance › Re: "Yoruba Demon": 5 Reasons Why You Should Wear This Tag by luminouz(m): 8:50pm On Feb 18, 2017
Huddler:
These are the list of Yoruba girls I have banged.


Temi

Omotayor

Yemisi

Tolu

Temitope


Lola

Sukirat


Anu


sandra

The list goes on, the good thing here is that I don't brag about Fvcking Yoruba women.
Sandra is Yoruba abi?
N oh....u just bragged about it!
Romance › Re: "Yoruba Demon": 5 Reasons Why You Should Wear This Tag by luminouz(m): 8:42pm On Feb 18, 2017
B2Spirits:
I'm a literature section dropout. The likes of Royver, Oyinprince, Larrysûn, Ishiløve drowned out my voice.

I use to fall for brain. No one here is seeing what I see in those female monikers I mentioned. There are some girls that don't believe in dating or love. That Raine80 and Ishilôve are examples. And I seem to always want to change their perception. Had it been that Raine80 lives in Nigeria, she would have become my project long ago wink.

They are not feminists. What I suspect about them is their intrusive zodiac signs; imagine if they are Aquarius females, you won't need money to convince them, and you can't stand their out-of-this-world perceptions--the dreamland. Top on their agenda is how to change this world, not how to be happy as an individual.
Rainy80 is one of d few Nlanders I do admire..calm...focused n otherworldly mature....almost alien....but d girl(or woman) na case study on neutrality...never excited...have this impenetrable facade DAT baffled n yet excites me....very intelligent too.......a being like DAT could 'undemon' me anytime... Sadly she seems all hooked up or a baby mama with 5 kids or a grandma or something.... undecided
Romance › Re: How Yahoo “plus” Guys Sleep With Ladies And Render Them Useless by luminouz(m): 8:29pm On Feb 18, 2017
Am taking my shiiit easy n in due time I will hammer... I know DAT as certain as I know my name!
Romance › Re: Seun All Credits Should Be Given To Naughtytboy For Providing You A Queen. by luminouz(m): 5:48pm On Feb 18, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:
>Registered 18th February 2017
>87 Like (and counting)

Actually, whats unfair is the fact that you exist.
Just reached 111 likes now! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Get Jealous Of The NEW PRETTY GIRL by luminouz(m): 5:33pm On Feb 18, 2017
Raine80:
No idea why some females are insecure but that's always down to perceived threats real or imagined.....mostly imagined
Hmm.....rainylala.....I feel u joor! grin wink
Romance › Re: Top Ten Girls Who Are Ready To Be Single Until Further Notice by luminouz(m): 12:07pm On Feb 18, 2017
coolestchris2:
Na u date her?
Jamb question of life!
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Most Rich Girls Are Not Cute?? by luminouz(m): 12:07pm On Feb 18, 2017
easyboi307044:
Looool ...this guy tho! But nah true sha
grin
Romance › Re: Top Ten Girls Who Are Ready To Be Single Until Further Notice by luminouz(m): 10:25am On Feb 18, 2017
coolestchris2:
1)sinaj


2)berylnn


3)twaci


4)horlohlah


5)ireneony


6)makydebbie


7)pinkjacket/airforce


8?)mizk


9)ginaz


this ladies are ready to miss all valentine day...


Guys don't bother to toast them,its just a waste of precious m.b


and please is not by force to comment on this thread..
Not Ginaz abeg!
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Most Rich Girls Are Not Cute?? by luminouz(m): 10:23am On Feb 18, 2017
So long am inheriting her dad's properties..no wahala! grin
Romance › Re: Abstinence From Sex Guarantees Long Life - Scientists. by luminouz(m): 8:01am On Feb 18, 2017
Chimezie198:
nooo sponge dey like wen u dey use Condom. Use ur hand(skin 2 skin) and feel cloud9 grin
Lmao!spoilt pikin!
Romance › Re: Sure Ways To Know If A Lady Is A Virgin Or Not by luminouz(m): 2:05am On Feb 18, 2017
Ebayray:
Op let me correct your myopic impression about finding out if a girl's a virgin or not.
First, some virgin girls get annoyed when asked such questions. Being a virgin doesn't mean you should be shy or calm. Humans vary.
Secondly, some, yet few girls are very good in conversations with guys and so sex talk might not really be a problem to them especially if such girls are very amiable, jovial and much of an extrovert.
Thirdly, there are girls who are really open minded towards men and talk to them freely.
Your post is purely trash. Being a virgin doesn't make you a saint, and not being a virgin doesn't make you a hoe either.
So as I'm a student now, I cannot Hang around my lecturers office because you're the Alpha and Omega of knowing if a girl's a virgin or not. Op, you must be high on cheap drugs!
Nawa o! U just vex full ground like this?
Romance › Re: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by luminouz(m): 1:59am On Feb 18, 2017
khiaa:
To some I guess but I think it's mostly because of my posts. Maybe I'm too bold and honest and some may see me as flirtatious but I'm just being myself. smiley
grin grin
Romance › Re: Abstinence From Sex Guarantees Long Life - Scientists. by luminouz(m): 1:36am On Feb 18, 2017
Chimezie198:
what about those using soap?
U still get hope joor! Shebi na just soap? No sponge? grin
Romance › Re: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by luminouz(m): 1:26am On Feb 18, 2017
khiaa:
I don't do that anymore because I had bad experiences with stalkers.
I understand! U must be a looker dou....to be so stalked! grin
Romance › Re: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by luminouz(m): 1:15am On Feb 18, 2017
[quote author=khiaa post=53814609][/quote]Its OK dear...I totally understand! grin
Romance › Re: Sorry Guys, Girls Want Tall, Fair And Handsome Like Thin Tall Tony by luminouz(m): 1:09am On Feb 18, 2017
lefulefu:
just playing super save grin grin
Don't worry bro....am not lai Mohammed! grin

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