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TrapQueen77:



Ayaaaayaaaay!

Abeeeg, I'm not agege bread..I'm juz a girl wanna have some fun ooo

Ewwwwww.....just look at yew! Ur my agege bread o!

Ginaz:
I'm a rare gem, I'm not like you LovePeddler ,you're a mere germ.

Who goes about sorely for money begs,

And gives men a wore perks,

Don't look at me like you're a high class chick cos
you stay in that side glass gig,

We know you go fuccking for a human hair wig and flash your red nails like a roasted burnt pig,

I'm not goshing cos all na packaging sist,
And if care is not taken, i'ma snatch your man without eyelash fix and Mary kay kit,
I'm so good I don't need bling bling

Before you open your eyes to blink big
Thinking I stole your man it looked rigged
Your man is already on his kneels to give me a round golden ring.

Nice n nicer! Seems d rhymes are getting lost eh? Just punchlines n plays! Let's go dia babe!

Here comes me.....d alien luminouz!

Am a monster in a hood green eyed, long jawed n fanged everywia.....even down below! U know what I mean!
Check n tick on swags.. Brain..n brawn all mine...while jealousy makes u bend over n contort ur ass like a prawn
Used to think d world is rosy filled with glitzz but was blitz by a fucker who was too nosey
harmony with self is my motto while haters live n die in midst of cacophony
Leave me alone u Eves..am tired of fruits or ginger n even leaves
Y'all want d koko right? Stop forming n spreading tales..aproko...confess dat u need my koboko....
Am so done with fake ass bitches....who claim posh n tosh but are really brokeass whose clothes need stitches
Wtf u staring at while licking ur lips nigga? U get fever in ur liver n u need to be staked out on a lever....
Am still me d ping pong nigga who makes girls chime like ding dong!

Ginaz:
Nice you eh.

Fayvhur:
Jeez....ahm 183cm dhat is 6.0ft tall....and i tell yhu it's a disadvantage.....
Everywhere yhu go, people stare at yhu....not to mention ahm 17 a teenager...boys are soo intimidated, adults stare at yhu in disgust....yhu can neva blend anywhere....
I don't wanna be soo noticeable everywer....
I pretend not to care wen i leave the house, but the moment i ghet back, ai cry awt my intestines....

Am 5'9 n I love tall girls....ur 6ft height no frighten me!
BTW! U have such a cute smile!

Mrtolotolo:
Lmao..
I no dey follow you drag babe o... Na business I wan discuss with her..
As for vivi na you come try to put sand for garri o.. and you don succeed now

I'm good bro.. how ya side?

Berra be biznez!
Which one be sand inside garri again! She chose u naaaa! Once again congratulobia!

My side is good....keeping a low profile in ma hood..coz to d fvckboiz ma dollars smell like food!

Mrtolotolo:
Yahoo is doing yahoo yahoo with your mail...


Waiting..

Them send u follow me dis guy? Na every girl I like u too dey like? First vivaliciousvivi...now trapqueen77.
Thank God for ur skin tone oooo....but leave this one for me abeg!
How ur day baba?

sunshine46:
Gbaam!

Lool! am happy for u!

humilitypays:
‎If that your Igbo fiancee agrees to marry you despite all your mum thinks about Igbo people, then she is a big fool with no brain!

She's better single than married to you, what nonsense!
‎
And your mum didn't even know that she was lucky for an Igbo girl to have agreed to marry her son Maybe your Igbo girlfriend isn't full Igbo girl sha, I am sorry for her‎

Ewwwwww....just look at yew! Will u shut d fvck up?

ikp120:
Na wa o. Which day Camry take get SUV?

A man impregnating and marrying another woman has nothing to do with abusive relationship. It is allowed bro.

Wetin you dey talk about in your second to last paragraph no just make sense when juxtaposed with the topic.


Guy why you dey disgrace men like this na, with this kinda uncoordinated streams of thoughts like an 8 years old?

Too harsh joor! U be him papa ni?

pennytrate:
♣ • [color=#800000]→ we the record label scouts are observing•
Nice one, don't drop ya ideas carelessly, it's an asset that can fetch you money• ™[/color] °°

Stop observing abeg n make us an offer!

devilson:
if dicks fly ur mouth probably be an aeroplane/claiming u a vampire bitchh am soaked in vervain//buried more emcees till I got the name graveyard/addicted to murdering bitchess with mic nd ain't gonna relapse//the fact that I call u a puszy Don't mean u tight/

Nice plays bit no rhyme oooo!

Ginaz:
Thanks

Lemme drop one


If karma is a biitch i'ma fucck her hard,
Forget the struggles I'm not gonna live my life like it's a last man card,
Smoke in my eyes yet it's blazing,
Feet in the sinking sand yet it's racing,
Chains held my hands down yet it's waving,
God on my path so my destiny is raging,
Don't mistake my failures for wagging,
Cos I'm already a star, obstacles can go on nagging,
The rope to my future is what I keep dragging,
And leave past yesterdays to keep gagging.

Nite G! This is for u!

Am so fed up with dis 9ja economy
Young fit blokes like me now depend on one-man agronomy
Coz no light I stay outside gazing at d stars like am doing astronomy
I ate beans n farted n all room roaches yelled 'wtf is wrong with dis guy' s gastronomy'
No forming nice guy to ladies abeg I prefer my autonomy
Its u n me Jesus! lemme quickly read my Deuteronomy
Foodstuffs so costly made me do artificial dieting n I fear for my anatomy
Dollar is so scarce around n I wonder if 9ja did national hysterectomy
Yet our leaders seem clueless to our plight n I wonder if they all had lobotomy

Ginaz:
I don't eat 20 eba

Lwkmd! Well..how about...10?

Ginaz:
Thanks

Lemme drop one


If karma is a biitch i'ma fucck her hard,
Forget the struggles I'm not gonna live my life like it's a last man card,
Smoke in my eyes yet it's blazing,
Feet in the sinking sand yet it's racing,
Chains held my hands down yet it's waving,
God on my path so my destiny is raging,
Don't mistake my failures for wagging,
Cos I'm already a star, obstacles can go on nagging,
The rope to my future is what I keep dragging,
And leave past yesterdays to keep gagging.

Looooool! U have a feel for rhyming oooo! nice!

Ginaz:
I should drop mine


Guys gonna use you without remorse,
They gonna dump you and leave you at your worse,
While you're busy jumping from bed to guys like a horse,
It pays to be your own boss,
So when you stand, men will respect you without a hoarse.

Nice!

Lemme drop some for u babe!

Ladies forming posh before eve became Eva
Eyeing money n fame wolfishly so they can be a diva
Waste food at shoprite but get home to devour 20 wraps of Eba
Pot bellied sisters who want to marry superfit eldris Elba!

sunshine46:
You mean my sweetheart?

Looool! Is he really urs? Signed,sealed n delivered?

sunshine46:
So,we're good?

Coz sweetie! What's up with DAT guy quarreling with any guy who admires u?

sunshine46:
no open eye for me nah,I didn't compile that

Loool! Berra!

sunshine46:
Now,this is just for fun...Ladies,what's ur birth month?...cross check with who your husband is below.
Is it the player,the classy type,the grouchy,the non-committer or the...

Am a MAY child lady.....n only kings are born in MAY! Where did u get urs from?

Am luminous d alien whoz smooth like silken linen
Doppelganger nigga dropping y'all like Xmas banger
What's with d big drama,little mama with face like ilama
Ewwwwww...look at yew...teeth so few..stingy like a jew

Trapqueen77
Ginaz
Vivaliciousvivi
Mrtolotolo

Gracious007:
Nothing is actually special about this thread. The world, for the better part of it is still a mystery to man. I don't even know the dialects of the various ethnic groups in Nigeria, much less being aware of the existence of animals that are as good as non-existent.

Do you know all the dialects of your tribe? Yet you are bothered about animals. Animals are diversified by a very wide margin you cannot begin to imagine. Distinction between humans is relatively small (as in complexion, make-up, race, language) when compared to animals. How many insects do you even know? How about water creatures? Winged creatures? This thread is funny.

Will u shut d fvck up?

rokiatu:
Who is she dating nowdays?

Me

Mrtolotolo:
Lolzz.. wetin wan make me happy..
you no see as vivi dey take style yab me too..

Ok make I judge the part 2 now..

Luminouz wins!

I'm ok bro.. Hope you are good too.

Looooool! U don enter am now......she chose u now n u liked it so..congratulobia!

Am gentle oooo....tryn to survive!

vivaciousvivi:
The state of ur testicles (or lack of) is of no interest to me whatsoever!
MrTolotolo and I will sort ourselves out backstage. E dey pain u!
U lost the battle kid, get over it!

Loooool! D battle was decided by jealousy over my comment on a friend! U know dat I know DAT mrtolotolo knows dat too!
Kid? Lmao! U know ain't no kid!

Mrtolotolo:
Chaii! !!

Testicles flying everywhere..
hello testing 1234... hello testicles microphone check 123..

Looool! Gbenusohun joor! U dey happy abi? For ur inner mind!
Wey u dey since na! U never judge d part 2 of me n dat richommie guy oooo!
How u dey by d way?

vivaciousvivi:
huh??!

U see wetin u do now? Na me get true love for u....but u no hear! U gave him d victory n he broke up with u!
Ntoor!

vivaciousvivi:
Excuse you!
"The girl" understood plenty.
Greet Ginaz for us o...irrespective of the number of testicles you may have left.

U! wia have u been ooooo!
Coulda given u a shout out sweetie buh my phone was stolen! Na wao! U no even holla me back since! U suppose know say I would have been on ur neck naaaa!

N no! DAT battle was fun n serious at d same time! U never understood DAT! N poor birdman had to port when u broke his heart!

Babe....gimme a holla OK?
In case ur worried...my testicles are still intact!

iamDaisy:
The guy is fine and very smart but i am too shy to approach him
Pls dont insult me advice me instead on what i shld do?

Shebi am d one? Don't worry babe....I feel d same way about u!

ngoben:
his words sometimes are so vulgar..... don't really like his movies

Am not Igbo by d way but I like d man like die! His pronunciations are way funny even dou i don't really understand them!

iamay:
common man I ain't jealous
u guys kinda look alike
wasn't saying u weren't cute just gave my opinion

Me look like alariwo ke? Rara o! I don't resemble people! They resemble me!

iamay:
this dude looks like alariwo d musician

Really? Now there is a jealous nigga!
Did u really have to upload a pix a few minutes ago to boost ur morale?
Cuteness is me like peak bro! Don't fight DAT!

Shaev7:
Ayo Ayt... Lemme take a liquor to cancerate my heart/I need to die quick cos my existence was proved extreemly dangerous on earth/in my rap-circuit punkaz go electrocuted by earth/the worlds spinning like 8 Ballz/so in my dreamz I spit like MJG and while you rap like Akon/punkaz cant stand my heat/I generate 1million dB punchlinez while on the beat/they never gon see your earz attached to you head/cos my barz ripped em off while you fucckin with Rap Death/am tha King Original crowned by ODB(Old Dirty Bastard)/I couldnt help it without killin cos my title came witha O-Tripple-G/damn puzzies I sniff Coke All day/I dont even give a F cos I kill n Porn All Gays/remember my lil hommie got raped by Justine (Justine Bieber)/thats why he was gon be raped as well by Gordy (King Gordy)/this rhymes are unfathommable so be careful whiler trying to Study/am so it was to late you came in I forced a 95 yr old man to rap your 25 yr old Mummy/I get sexually satisfied when I fuccck grand-mothers/and hate I to drive carz that ain Land Rovers/I got the power to resist death/Remember me? I dont just gve a Fuccck if today am gon regret/But I say F u too if u refuse to let go of my hair net/am just to sick on this lines, I need some Dripz/like Shady and Obie fucckin Chickenz with no Ribz/incase you dont remember me Its Shaev7 tha Raven that still stopz suckaz from entering Heaven!
Its tha Villain...

I challenge you! Set up the brawl.
A Champ on www. 2wapworld......

Hi bro! Nice to hear from u
But I can barely get ur lyrics at all! D last part of u being d raven got me laughing dou!
Lemme reread ur lyrics again....n see if ur worthy to battle with me!