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HenryDion:
Lies.. Lies.. Chai!!!! :' :' Wanted to beg him for school fees.

Ole oshi....y not marriage fees

RB007:







..the thing is so many pple believed him

[color=Gold]..most of em ladies[/color]

N so what? He was now bashed like this? To what end? What if Its a joke......
Lmao @ d girls......I can imagine d frenzy of sending him PMs for help!

Ginaz:
I'm angry at you, and don't know why you have to do this. I said some nasty stuff about you, don't take it with hard feelings cos I'm truly angry. All I said, was the truth based on my observations. It's never late to change now, bye.

Ur getting angry coz he supposedly lied about his acct.balance?

Lionbite:
I've always been hated by the mother of all the girls i've dated. Infact if i'm paying them a visit and i see their mom approaching i'll just sneak out through the back door. But i never intended to marry any of them so no love lost

Reverse is d case for me ooooo......I have been loved by all mums of d girls ve dated.... Its a blessing bro!

goldenceo1:
Who started those who give a f**k on Nairaland...

Na me ooo! Good morning.....
U wan join d IDGAF crew?

Ginaz:
I'm not a church person.

Raine80:
Has it occurred to many that she could be mentally unwell and being disnhibted is a symptom of that. Nothing to do with ritual or spiritual hocus pocus just focus on the rationale that can explain human behaviour instead of always turning to the safest option.

On point..as always.....still waiting for u dou! U know what I mean!

tossie101:
Oga sir...and u want me to bliv ur stories

U don't believe anybody who is not from ur tribe....do u?

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahha.. That's y I go run comot ooo..

Come back here joor!

TrapQueen77:
Ooh dear

U have a weapon of mass destruction too??

Well...... U know am modest babe......

TrapQueen77:
Oooooh... That huge actually..

For me, the normal size is 2-4 inches (erect)

Wtf? Mine is bigger than DAT o abeg!

TrapQueen77:



Noooo.. Not at all.. Me, I personally like good boiz NOT SKINNY plz...

And IDGAF if he got a small toy. The most important is.. We love each other, we support each other and NO CHEATING

Awwwww.....dats so sweet! Don't worry dear.....don't have d Mandingo type ooo......but what I have is OK...

buygala:
That's what they call uneccesary arselicking.....Get that right

Bowing a bit while greeting an elder is expected... but being on knees while being addressed? .....when it's not like I offended all the gods known to man

Even Jesus' disciples didn't speak to him on their knees

Since you are suddenly so 'respectful', when last did you have a lengthy discussion with your mum, who carried you in her belly and gave birth to you, while on your knees?

Sorry bro! Its a Yoruba thing.....I still prostrate to greet my mother when I go home....I mean d full one......
How can I arselick my own mother?

Free101:
Abeg see as Umuchu girl dey behave, later one of my aunt will be saying when am ready for marriage I should come home and pick a wife, tufiakwa! That's how when I went to the village in 2013, saw a girl from the same Umuchu and we started dating only for me to find out later that she's have a sexual affair with her blood brother.

This one weak me!

justiz5:
Don't just know why people keep doubting events that have become the order of the day.

This same thing happened to one of my superiors.

He sponsored his fiance who attended Benue State University Makurdi, with the hope that the lady would marry him. The said lady went for National Youth Service Corp down south and never came back.

I mean he really spend on the girl.

Any investment on a woman who is not your wife is waste.

#GuysShineYourEyes#

U mean d Yoruba demon got her?

Free101:
And Mr., you must be a bigger fool for quoting me without having something meaniful to write. Umuchu girls are wayward (well most of them), I have seen a lot and the scenario on this thread just add to the fvck up of [b]Umuchu girls[b]!
By the way, am also from Umuchu, so take a chill pill and don't quote me with such stvpid words ti o ba fe kuku ojiji.
(That's Yoruba by the way, cause I doubt if your foolish and epilectic brain can decipher it, oloshi, oloriburuku!)

Lwkmd on ur reply!

Ginaz:
I'm tired but OK, been working since morning.

Eeehyahhh! Pele mai dear!

Ginaz:
God is good, all the time. All the time, God is Good.

I imagine ur mouth singing that...n I laugh in spiritual powers..
BT d way...awayu!

Mrtolotolo:
Hehehehe..
dem ponmo dey sweet wella.

Hahahahahah! U eh!

TrapQueen77:
Okies.. Lemme reach u on the other side

Okies......

TrapQueen77:



What more can I say.. I'm blushing now..

Ur allowed! Blush more sef ! N holla@me at d usual!

TrapQueen77:
That's quite tall for a shorty like me..

Laughs in spiritual powers! I know it babe....I so know it!

TrapQueen77:



I like tall men..

Height matters to me.. Maybe coz I'm short

5'8 & up for me..

Am 5'9 Cutie! So u see...we match!

1bkaye:
I'm not saying it's bad, different people prefer different heights

I know beautiful! Just yanking ur legs!

Mrtolotolo:
Ayam only going for awon omo odua..me sef don turn tribalist

Kikiki...laughing in spiritual powers...but y a tribalist naaaaa! Me dey love from anywia ooooooo! Even from anoda galaxy!

TrapQueen77:
aaaww.. Seriously?

But do u still have the same number or u changed as well?

Retrieved same number!

Estharfabian:

I'm 5'5ft... very short. anything shorter than 5'10 looks like a dwarf to me. not attractive..




so, I'm sticking to 6''.....zzzzzz

Am not 6'..am 5.9'... But yu won't regret it babe!

1bkaye:
What is considered tall and short is subjective, so what is the shortest/tallest height of a guy you would prefer to date?

I'm not particularly tall myself (about 5'6) but the shortest I would prefer would be about 5'10 and a guy can never be too tall for me to be honest although 6'2 to 6'4 would be perfect

See ur mouth! Use clay and make him ursef naaaaaaa!
Am 5'9..... Am I supposed to cry?
Ladies love my stature..thank u!

newdawn2017:
ve said it all my dear. I ve stayed without sex 4 2yrs & 6mnths; so I well knw what it means as one would't be able 2 think straight anymore.

Chisos! ...u try o! I have seen sex starved married women before meehn! N they are d synonym to desperation.....as an unmarried man with a hot physique I get looks all d time....d sad part is some even confess n lemme know how they feel....there is nothing I want that these women won't give me without askin! I end up running away before d pressure becomes too much!
I silently always curse their husbands for treating em this way......
Even as am talking to u now....I have two matured women 30-40yrs on my neck! All I need is just to say yes.....they have been so sex starved, they look gaunt with haunted eyes!
I just weak for hia!

Mrtolotolo:
Yes o..I don port o..
Vivi that's never around..

Haaaaaa! I get sha! I get u!
The girl never understood d meaning of DAT battle dou!
Good luck with ur new babe.....as long as its not my close paddy... Ginaz...I will battle off ur testicles, ur 2 kidneys n part of ur medulla for her o.....unless u pay my dues!

TrapQueen77:
And who told u that?

Y u dey answer d guy na........
He has not eaten babe....forgive his missyarn!