₦airaland Forum

Aniker:
Iav seen few cute boys here

No mind her hoots! Am cute!

Onukube1:
All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

U wouldnt know what a man is.....even if he bites ur ass!

solomix10:
shebi you like money,Love shopping but you are padlocking that hole you didnt drill yourself... One day for you..


Last week at my lodge, my
girlfriend and i
were in
bed kissing passionately and
getting
sensual. As our passion began to heat'up, she
said..... ""NO
BABY I
DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT, I Just
Want You To
Hold Me"".
.
I screamed "WHAT"??!! "What Was
That"?!
.
She replied....""You're just not in touch with
my
emotional needs as a woman
enough for
me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man"".
She further added....""Can't you
just love me
for who
i am, and not what i do for you in
the bedroom?"".
.
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen
that
night, i just went to sleep. .
The next day, i decided to cancel
going to
school so
that i could spend time with her.
We went out and had a nice lunch, then i
took her
shopping at a very big boutique.
I walked around with her as she
tried on
several expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to
take, so i
told her
we would just buy them all.
. She wanted new shoes to go with
her new
clothes, so
i surprised her by telling her to just
get a
pair of shoes for each cloth she selects.
.
We went over to the jewelry section
where
she
picked'out a pair of gold earrings. She was so excited, she also asked
for a
Bracelet and
a Wrist'Watch, and i surprised her
further
then i replied...""That's Okay Honey"".
.
She was on'top of the world from
all the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally
said....""I think this is all dear, let's
go to the
cashier"".
.
I could hardly contain myself when i replied
her...."NO BABY I DON'T FEEL LIKE
DOING IT".
.
Her face went completely blank as
her jaw dropped
with a baffled "WHAT"??!!.
.
I further said....""Honey I Just Want
You To
Hold Those Things For A While"".
""You're just not
in touch
with my financial needs as a man
enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a
woman"".
.
Just when she had this look like she
was
going to kill me, i further added....
""Why can't you just love me for
who i am,
and not
for the things i buy you?
.

Guys you can also take her to a luxury eatery
tell her to order anything even the one to take home for friends
While eating,make an excuse and walk out and leave her to mysteries. NB:make sure she is not with her purse..

Later now they would say "all Men are wicked"

I did d eatery one on a coupla girls Like way back! It was d most horrible experience a girl could go thru! Each girl brought 3 other friends n none in both cases had money! They washed n scrubbed tanterlizer plates like die!

TrapQueen77:


See those watermelons...

I fi[quote author=agrovick post=52799179]Fixed, you are welcome [/qqu




I dig Asses..not breasts! 10nk u!

Billyonaire:
Smart scammers. They have set aside a couple of millions to use in luring the next phase of idiots prior to the final close down. And I know the idiots will still gamble. For those that put big money into this, I am delighted to inform you that you will never get your money back. It is the smooth ending with hope they will scam more.

Wetin consign uuuuuuuu?

Neyoor:
What's this one saying

U need to eat fufu to get it?

Piercedclit:
A man with stretch mark on his bum should not come near me o
How can i be having it on my bum as a result of the increment in that area and you are having it too.
Your bum should be smooth like a baby's face. ehn
I find the one on the arms sexy sha

I hear u......

richommie:
Don't mind him. . .

He's jus ranting.. and he's already swaying.
.he's not even a text rapper.
Dude got no single record here in rap battle section.
I shouldn't ve diss the nigger. . .He got no skill bae
He lacks the techniques

#YOLO

Lmao!
I just became active late last year o....wasnt even aware that a rap battle section exists.. Till mrtolotolo told me about it!

TrapQueen77:
Hahahhhaha... So u can't diss back?

Was really sleeping babe....ba3 wasn't strong coz I charged like 10-15 mins!

richommie:
Alright. . .

DISS @ luminouz


. . . .


I did those lines, a years ago/
Cos I can't just waste dope fresh lines on this village goat/
Ya lines re "worn out" like it got some leakage poles/
So bro u dig? Wen I say you a HOE!!!/

I can destroy you with the weakest pun/
Showcase your defeat on "newspaper" after ve smashed you wit the wicked "punch"/
Uppercut landing on his jaw. . .the vet gone/
So one " can't feel his face" ain't referencing to theweeknd song!!!/

Check his dp.

Dude so fugly, he got this guava head/
Tiny nose, small and bent/
Am not tryna mocked thy vet/
Honestly, I don't believe in plastic surgery, but in "luminouz case" he should just go ahead!!!/


. . . I go on vacay, during summer. . .with buckets load of money/
My trip to london, mrcork and I effed whoores and bunnies/
At Philippines, trapqueen77 and I visited avilon zoo and fed some monkeys/
So what u yearning? Even "Mrtolotolo" knw. . . Ve been to "turkey"!!!/


I already got you dead. . .u don't seem alive/
Your lines so wack. . .you can't spit and rhyme/
. . Mrtolotolo I need someone hotter, dude is just cool and dry/
Even "Kendrick_lamar " knwS. . .if I continue exchanging flowS with him. . .the "BITÇH GON KILL MY VIBE"!!!/



#YOLO

Hi bro! Lmao @ ur diss....well dats for small dudes like u....I don't diss...I battle.....
Here is Round 2 nigga!

I tried to warn u but u won't 'listen'/ its a brutal game for men not for u little 'piston'/
here comes d arena..... Wet with sand/
I am 'spartacus'...d game is called 'blood n sand'/
Using d style of 'murmillo' d great gladiator..weavin n cutin/
ur sissy face crumbles like a kid lukin for 'more milo'/
Never 'faithful' to d game play like crixus Syrian/
Time to give decide ur hoe 'fate fool'/

Am d lyrical beast from 'west' not d east../
'Life'here is simple as fvck..dats y we call it 'westlife'/
How dare u belittle me.....'hoe miss'. d ' yeast' in ur 'breast' 'miss hoe'/
Ur lyrics are so full of 'shits'...yet I permutate em n turn to 'hits/
Stop ur 'buster' ur 'rhymes' are chalk to my 'duster'/
I just open my mouth n I 'busta rhyme'/

U feeling d first signs yet? D inevitability of defeat
Still coming for ya

Since ur a kid in d game....will teach u proper manners/
Like a house with a sigil..in ur brain... u will carry my banners/
As ur teacher 'hoe miss' let's start with 'basics'..in this course of 'classics'/
Whoz d president? 'Buuuuuuu...haaaaaa...riiiiiiii'like slow motion/
Dumb trump..no wonder ur mates look at u n shout 'boo harry'/
What's a noun then..u still can't 'answer'/
foaming at d mouth like a patient with cerebrospinal 'cancer'/
N when 'diss' hoe finally answered.. Defined it as animal place or 'miss'/
Wtf? Its thing u little dolt! I 'give up'on ur case please arrest me y'all with my 'hands up'/
Ur off'hand'comments don't offend me bro/
Not when u use it to jack off like a pro/
If ur 'hand' is 'short' n cant 'reach hoe miss' rectum no more/
I understand ur plight bro...after all I write in 'shorthand'/

My class just started little 'boi'/
...lemme quickly finish u.....ur 'Achilles' is 'troy'/

Pffffraaaaaaaafffffftttttttt! Wtf is that hoe miss/
Sir we are doing an experiment of national importance/
Really n what is DAT? Then u open ur mouth like a cesspit/
Sir...WE ARE LIGHTING OUR 'FARTS'!/
Why I said...u trying to build air ''RAFTS''?/
No sir...its a 'new way' to get electricity for our 'count tree'/
Wtf u dumb hoe!!!/sir we r tryn in our 'lil wayne'/
Now 'reach' for dis 'hoe' for 'me' now n do a 'tree count' from here to sambisa./ 'richommie'/



Oops! Class have started! Will be back later....dis round is finished dou! Ciao bro!

Trapqueen77
Mrtolotolo

richommie:
Alright. . .

DISS @ luminouz


. . . .


I did those lines, a years ago/
Cos I can't just waste dope fresh lines on this village goat/
Ya lines re "worn out" like it got some leakage poles/
So bro u dig? Wen I say you a HOE!!!/

I can destroy you with the weakest pun/
Showcase your defeat on "newspaper" after ve smashed you wit the wicked "punch"/
Uppercut landing on his jaw. . .the vet gone/
So one " can't feel his face" ain't referencing to theweeknd song!!!/

Check his dp.

Dude so fugly, he got this guava head/
Tiny nose, small and bent/
Am not tryna mocked thy vet/
Honestly, I don't believe in plastic surgery, but in "luminouz case" he should just go ahead!!!/


. . . I go on vacay, during summer. . .with buckets load of money/
My trip to london, mrcork and I effed whoores and bunnies/
At Philippines, trapqueen77 and I visited avilon zoo and fed some monkeys/
So what u yearning? Even "Mrtolotolo" knw. . . Ve been to "turkey"!!!/


I already got you dead. . .u don't seem alive/
Your lines so wack. . .you can't spit and rhyme/
. . Mrtolotolo I need someone hotter, dude is just cool and dry/
Even "Kendrick_lamar " knwS. . .if I continue exchange flowS with him. . .the "BITÇH GON KILL MY VIBE"!!!/



#YOLO

*Yawn* ur kinda typed all these in a rush that u tripped ur own feet by posting twice! Musthav really struck a nerve.....
DAT dig @ my dp got me laughing! Jealous nigga!
Will turn in now....reply when am awake! Start composing ur next oooo.....this one is already stale
Am a freestyle God! No pen n paper bullshit.....I type straight from d brain! Ciao nigga!

richommie:
I attract ladies, cos the flow I venture/
It's full with love adventure/
Luminouz is a "lonely artist", cos even with " HB pencil" the dude can't draw attention!!!/

Wait

Your bae chidinma didn't tell u how I f*ck good hard/
Wenever I sip her cherry, she moan " Hommie stop uh! ah!/
Den she cUm too and/
She be like, "I feel nothing if luminouz is in me" if not you, I prefer using cucumber!!!/

I hate fake civilian/
He claimed he got an iphone7, still dat didn't get him divas/
Rather romancelanders shamed the nigger/
Now he's A crazy villian/
Cos Everybody knows he's like" judeeefcc" known to be faking millions/

#YOLO

Ba3 is back up to complete my round!

Well..well..well...so this is richommie?..Lol..u try
But u recycled ur lines ( lonely artist n HB pencil,draw attention......bae chidinma n cucumber bullshit)...saw them on another thread from yolohommie(ur alternate I guess) n thats not cool! Thought ur d original gangster na! I dont repeat lines bro! Unless its a rule for us....U running outta ideas bro? Lemme help u!

Check n action!

Hehehehee! Richommie I tot ur a badass/
Spittin lyrics so hot had to check so I don't get flapass/
Imagine my surprise to see u repeat ur shit...smartass/
Told ya nigga to be be real..never pays to be fake..brokeass/

Come on bro..this shit could be tighter than a Roach's ass/
Playing cat n mouse son.....I let u some euphoria/
Stalking u slowly pretending not to see ur phobia/
But like 'peak' ur paranoia is in 'u' thick as a 'teak'/
Trap is closed...watch ur bowels start to leak/
no escape to 'hungary'..licking my chops..cos dis cat is 'hungry'/


Please Mr dick wonder.....what u doing a yonder/
Flipping thru Playboy mags..luking at jugs to fonder/
Cmon dummy..life aint DAT hard..no need to ponder/
U 'want some' nigga..'come get some' am ur 'john cena'/
Ladies moaning 'hommies' uh ah? Really?/
Lmao quit watching porn nigga/
Let's call a spade a spade ur a girl! rich 'hoe miss'/

My bars are completed for this round! D judges can judge now

This is for u bro.......richommie!

'Richommie'...guess u tot ur one 'rich hommie'/using dat facade to tempt dem ladies/ did i hear u just say u drive an escalade?/lmao.....probably d plastic one granny put in her attic arcade/calling ursef rich don't make u one/ oops..sorry.. Just splashed u again as I drive by in my motorcade/

Richommie.....guess ur Best food is Honeywell 'indommie'/such a softie.....no wonder ur xgf always shouts come 'in dummy'/my flows ballistic like USA missile... u beta get 'in commie'/ no wonder u piss ursef anytime u hear d word 'incoming'/



Battery flat bro!!can't complete my bars 2nite!!
Show me ur worthy..let's hear urs! !



Trapqueen77
Mrtolotolo

Ginaz:
You were there when I was given to jude as a girlfriend? Watch what you say, don't act silly abeg.

Thank u dear.........

Mrtolotolo:
You don't have 18 million

Oga you sef, go and print statement of account in balogun market...

No need! Lemme tell u now sef! Na 1k dey dia!

brandydaniells:
am already chilling bro

Coooool!

slimmdree:
see una two....who ask una questions like this?

U!

brandydaniells:
...when money lands !!,u will see idiots every were trying to defend it

Lol ........hope ur not vexed again sha? Take things easy dis year ooo

brandydaniells:
this op is simply mad ..I can see

Really? Then ur mad too!

Mrtolotolo:
You don't have 18 million

Oga you sef, go and print statement of account in balogun market...

Looooool!

Mrtolotolo:
Chaii

Come here let me help you scratch it..



Buhaha...bros but..but..but she likes me

Ginaz kwa... she's jude's babe
Dem just dey collect all your babes left and right

I be fine boi....but no money!

Mrtolotolo:
Chaii

Come here let me help you scratch it..



Buhaha...bros but..but..but she likes me

Ginaz kwa... she's jude's babe
Dem just dey collect all your babes left and right

Hahahahahahahha! Its not my fault.....its coz my fine boy no get money!

Mrtolotolo:
Thought you are the trophy

Babe I will toast you o

Trophy ko.......Hennessey ni! Iffa catch u eh?
Just go for ginaz n be content.. Olojukokoro!

TrapQueen77:
Don't worry, I like chocolatey skin..

Lmaoooooo!

Bossontop:
smd
dis issue agaaaaain
hmmmm.....ppl claiming not to give a _fuck but all i c is _fuckgivers and alot ov _fucks littered errwhere
#so sad

then y are u here broooooo!

makydebbie:
Okay hun

Blushing furiously!

makydebbie:
Okay hun

*blushing n light headed* turns away.....n rams into an egg seller!

TrapQueen77:



Babe, juz be ready. Richommie is a gangsta type of lyricist he ripped out so many soul in Rap Battle section

Don't tell me I don't warned u

Loooooool! Okies!

TrapQueen77:
Yes... Lets keep it here.. Juz 4 of us..

Be ready then

Okies!

TrapQueen77:
Yes... Lets keep it here.. Juz 4 of us..

Be ready then

U bet hun!

Mrtolotolo:
He is dope..

But you can beat him.. I trust you.

Lmao! Thanks for the vote of confidence!
Won't disappoint u bro!

TrapQueen77:
Noooo... They won't rebuttal coz of me ooo

I called out richommie coz he's a THUG when it comes to spilling disses... besides he's my family..

I think Luminouz ,there's shud be topic to discuss sha... Mrtolotolo will give the topic and juz cc me plz..

Tnx..

OK....will not be on u oooo....battle on a freestyle level only....but still on my thread......