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Richiy:
Is this what you call bearded as fvck? Na wa oooo

Nawa for u ooooo! Until I look like goriila abi or those with abnormal hair growth!

megareal:
Yea you've been lucky o, especially with regards to saving your money.

Abi ooooooo! N I don't know why? Those girls kinda loved me dou...n not my pocket!

megareal:
Way wiser.

Now I get why ur moniker is megareal

Lemme drop u some bars

/Megareal is she who drops it so hot..DAT u reel/
/don't mess with her niggaz....coz u will peel/
Haven't seen her at all....but wazdis I feel/
Hope u can cook sha....or see d back of ma heel/
Ur enemies are mine now...watch em kneel then keel/

My worst date......well...I actually never had a date...d going out to shoprite n all DAT type! My dates always prefered coming home to cook for me than to eat out....they loved going to zoos sha! Guess have been lucky with my girls!

megareal:
I see what you mean. Over the years I have learnt to do that on different issues if the person is ready to listen and not set in his/her ways but then, I was younger and had certain expectations lol.

Lool! Youth is always impatient u know! I get u!
Now ur wiser I guess!

Richiy:
And my 24 year old brother is still waiting for one strand of beard on his face. This world eh......

Happy birthday young man.

See u.....I was 25 before getting mustache on my face....see my dp now...bearded like fvck.....guess ur bro is a late bloomer

TrapQueen77:
Oga, show me first how u blush then faint

*wakes up....blush furiously...then faints again*

megareal:
Yea, bad table manners irritates me. So does senselessness and lack of vision. I believe a grown accomplished man should at least have learnt how to eat well in public and at home. Good table manners were my first lessons at home.

I'm not perfect, but I'm quick to learn and easily identify what am doing wrong in the midst of people and adjust.

I just dislike obtuse people who can't sense things or adjust when they are making others uncomfortable .

I get u! See things my way too

Those men might never have had ur kind of parents to teach em etiquette n all DAT! Mum was a teacher n she beat hell into me before I stopped slurping my soup! Some men are not so lucky n might even grow up without any kind of supervision......
If u liked any of them...u could have taught them DAT u know! Am always ready to learn if a lady make me see reasons for being wrong...

TrapQueen77:
That wat I will call u from on... Quite long but at least ur shining straight to my <<______>>

Awwwwwww.....I wanna.......*faints*

TrapQueen77:
Luminosity ur special to me & u know tat

That's my babe! Which is luminousity again ooo? Typo error?

megareal:
Meaning?

Upon all d ish u can find about men...na table manners piss u off d most? I mean they are handsome..educated n cultured but eat too nosily for ur liking? U can teach them proper table etiquette without sounding all judgemental ...u ain pic perfect ursef

AfroSisi:
Iwobi carry good eyes go market

I dey tells u!

sinaj:
I dnt play rough play dat will gimme scars *rolls eyes*

Abegi joor! Na play o aunty fear fear!

sinaj:
ogbeni go hit wall if hand dey scratch u

Nawao!..... Is DAT how u use to do? Somebody can't play with u again?

megareal:
I thought so too at the time until I met two people almost like him. An ex boss and a church member. The ex boss is well travelled and well read. He lived in California for years. Married to a lovely wife, but his table manners are appalling. He's a mirror of the guy except for the sneezing. He eats like an animal. The other is a married church member with a Phd. Dnt get me started on him. The day I saw him eat at his place, my mouth was agape. Wife was so ashamed, she kept telling him, 'dear we have a visitor', but the man waved her aside. Those two made me realise some people are human in clothes but animals within.

What's with u n table manners?

TrapQueen77:



TIME IS SOOO PRECIOUS...

No need to play hard to get if u like each other sha...

Really? Like ur doing to me abi? Kwantinue!

Princess4ng:
Luminouz luminouz luminouz

Here babe! Ayam hearing u! Make I come?

Princess4ng:
I go report u oooo

To who? For what? Say me like u dearly abi? Oya naaa!

Princess4ng:
Abeg free me ooooo......

Y naaaaaa! Biko!

Princess4ng:
Luminouz u dey follow me around shey.....

Like 5&6 babe.....like 5&6!

Princess4ng:
Luminouz u Don come again ooo

U know me na! Na u n me dis 2017 ooooo!

Princess4ng:
Ever blazing...


Ever young....

Just like u

sinaj:
Her brows just like mine



Nollywood sexiest

Iffa slap u eh?

Princess4ng:
When I was quite younger... There was a time someone older told me that a virgin driving a bicycle would no longer be a virgin cus the process of riding the bicycle breaks the hymen.... Now am much older... M still looking for the person that told me dat.

Look at me! I have been looking for d girl I said DAT exact statement to.....now we have found each other! Hurrrraaaaaaahhhh!

Op...just checked ur dp....are u d girl flashing two fingers or d one with an orgasmic expression on her face....
After u reply....then I will comment about d topic

RB007:
can't still believe..

[color=Gold].you could be "The errand guy" ........♦well....shít happens .....[/color]

A G lik you shouldn't run errands...(real talk)

Let's just have some peace aiit?

Its luminouz again niggaz...ready for some special dishes? Here u are..rightly served!

Its diss time niggaz..ur trousers r stained..I guess its ur piss time
Flow bursting outta me can't contain it...tryna stop me n u drown coz u can't slow it
I hear ur in town flashing greens like ur planted em...sorry nigga we all know u washed dead bodies in crates...n u slanted em
Best friend loading....I used to believe that..till I heard ur goading...had money but ur hoarding.. Fat as fvck like a little toading
Overheard a biatch yapping like a birch' am such a diva'
Ohhh!look at my ass! Am so fresh n smooth like a river..

Laughed loud coz me n some beggars know...she is just a cheerful giver
Black...white..Mexican...Chinese....ate it....giving her a fiver....imagine her liver
Shut up lemme hear word.. Saying ur handbag is a Prada..we both know its handmade from...mama ada...
what radarada...claiming u luv ice cream...u n ur brokeass stingy bf olokada!

DonGalilo:
You all tried but Ginaz and Luminouz took it to the next level

Thanks my nigga!

RB007:
they short -always hörny♥— they gat tiny eyes
...always humping from thread to thread—still they're not so wise

they claim they're still young—yet they 37
fücked ër youth away—now she praying to God n heaven

Face so wrinkled—Marshed Potatoes
....who else?—but da Cheap Äsian höes

Wow! No this is just wrong! I know who ur dissing bro n as much as I respect u......dis ain't cool! Ur a man naa!

TrapQueen77:



I have no idea who's the elephant ooo

It means d rap diss naaaaaa

TrapQueen77:
Hahaahaham. Are u the elephant?

Nah! Na me kill d elephant ooooo!

iamDaisy:
Happy for them Were my own husband

Am here baby? U need some money?