₦airaland Forum

Jodha:
You would a man in his right senses turn down a lady...
Nonsense...

Don't worry babe.....I won't turn u down!

ajaxtea:
This your reply is so funny but its the truth though, most people think if you are not on all this platforms or uses high tech gadgets, you are out of this world...


Sent you a mail message tru Nairaland that I want us to talk, didn't wanna make it public here so as not disturb and haven't gotten a reply from your side...

Really? U just made it public bro! So na u won spoil my sunshine46 eh? ..be careful oooo

BrownCookie:

Lol! I guess ur still pissed.......Valentine means Nada to u anymore miss iroh!

BrownCookie:

Loool! It means do u wanna go to d ball with me dis valentine? I kinda crushed em together........to save time

amnwa:
Lol. Obviously ur a proof ... angels among men

Abeg naaaaaaa! Now her head go swell n make d job harder for me!
Na joke o bros!

BrownCookie:
In your own case you wanted to surprise him.

In my own case which was last year, my supposed boyriend invited the s.lut to his house, went out with her as she dressed up in cheap red dress & slippers.

When they came back, they stayed out talking till 1am when I finally said something (cos I was too stunned to speak).

That was when he came into the house. He came to bed & faced the wall while she slept in the other room.

The following day, she washed her clothes, hung it outside & went out with him, later in the evening, he came back to the house, picked her clothes, went & lodged in a hotel with her.

All this evil he meted out to be because I had no accomodation @ that time & was staying with him.

NB:valentine was on a Sunday & on Tuesday after their frolicking, he came bearing gifts & apologizing.

I have forgiven him but I can't seem to forget it. I now dread valentine & oh, I dealt him a fatal blow when he least expected.

#worstvalentineever!

Eehyah! Sorry bout DAT! How bout dis year val? Wangoballwime?

Mrtolotolo:
Ayam fine..
Sir toronto poronto
How your side?

Tolotolo d birdman....
My side just dey dia.....low key things!

Mrtolotolo:
Kai

Lwkmd! U again?
How u dey baba

Bumbae1:
Lie lie .. check am well all natural baby
Thanks to baba God lol

Looool! Well....I liked u pix....like mine in return!

Bumbae1:
See shade ohhhh ... fulaboy pass me some kunu abeg .. *gets sunglasses out*
As i fine reach u tink say that girl resemble me .. u lucky u look good if not .


Your ladies ?? How many

Lmao! I meant my ex gf! Others were just friends!
U look good by d way....hope those hips were not photoshopped?

Bumbae1:
Its nice to see .. normally the mrs steals the show .
Is she ur sis?

Its not normal in my case.....my ladies are pretty.. But I look better....
Sis ke? I was thinking she is urs....had to defend her

Annie939:
the fearless Governor you are indeed a great man. anyway , i like his body build

N what about my body build?

Bumbae1:
The guy better looking than his Mrs

Ermmmm...so?

CXLVII:
The girls sef will be disgusting in bed

Big, heavy and shapeless

Not to me! I like em big and heavy! I have d goods to handle them!
DAT girl is a hypocrite though! But she ain't shapeless!

Jodha:
Lolzz

I suffered a similar plight, only that I wasn't desperate like the blogger...

They mocked me ehn.. People will tell me "you and your friend nah age mate, c her boobs which time your own go big"?

But I thank God for my life I now have boobs(normal size) though... And my friend literally has oganihwe boobs

What is oganihwe boobs?

dingbang:
U will hate such girl when u realize who is fvcking her.... U will just see her as worthless... Most of all these girls we classify as classic, u will be surprised that touts are fvcking dem... And even taking dem for granted while you are in ur world idolizing her....


Stop worshipping girls... They are nothing...

Ur impressing me these days......

Softorgasm:
common the guy should chill..
how is collecting money from a politician for entertaining them' corruption?
The guy is only hustling for money, he has a family, a kid and a baby mama that their material, financial and educational welfare needs to be cater for...
All musicians had one way or the other collected money from a politician..
saying olamide is corrupt means all civil servants are corrupt too, because they too collect money from the government.

Word!!!!

Julietcutie:
everyone drinks tea

Not me! I drink fufu!

CaroLyner:
I hate horror movies

I so love them......we should get together babe!

Julietcutie:
lol you just made me pour tea on my shirt lol so funny

So u still drink tea eh?

amnwa:
Hahaha u shud contest wit lia Mohammed

Contest ke? No need! He beats me hands down!

mznel:
Lol wow

Lmao! Don't tell me u believed dat na......am not 40 o!

Jodha:
The Lord is telling you to see me as your Lil sis

Lmao! OK......ur my lil sis then..... Follow my posts n welcome to d family!

amnwa:
Now before you judge me.. Take time to get to know me..
I have been living in the word of pretence.. Strongly cos of what people see me as. 98% females who know me will call me a master when it comes to sex obviously because of the way I talk, act and the crazy chats in social media.. It is perhaps my greatest tool to hide this simple face that am still yet to have sex...
Now its not lack of opportunity. I have had many. When I say many I mean every word. For some reasons I have always stopped at the last minute and it has led to many of my relationships ending immediately probably cos the felt am weak or they weren't good enough. In mind I have always wished the could understand me abit.
I could remember vividly the day a neighbor, who from some ways knew I hadn't had sex as I always shrugged off sexual advances from her. She offered to teach me sex. It was funny tho but it was really touched me deeply. Many would have rushed at that opportunity but then I declined...
Now I really have no reason of still not having sex. Fear has been a factor I must confess.. But I can't really describe what am afraid of..

Before many claim this is fabricated, note.. I don't need you to believe it. Am not too handsome, jus okay. You can rate me highly in romantic gestures and words.

People in the house.. Am I right in still being a Virgin or should I go ahead..

I was a virgin till I was 40...so no biggies bro!

Jodha:
I'm 5.8ft tall, we're almost the same

Welllllll! Don't u think d Lord is telling us something babe?

Jodha:
Broda. I'm not lying oo..


AhswearoGad

Loool! Am 5'9 feet tall sha.....are u taller?

Jodha:
Asin ehn a man dashed me 5k because he said he liked my height

Shuu! U can lie ooo....how tall are u sef?

Princess4ng:
Lol... U never see anything

Maka why na!

curiositymaster:
I been dey war front for sambisa ni

Thank God u came back safely....u see shekau?

Princess4ng:
Lol.... What I do

U didn't invite me in......was waiting for hours!

curiositymaster:
U dey mind dat pikin?

Loool! How u dey my guy.....u scarce for here!

soberdrunk:
Just kill me ooooo!!! Kill me oooo!!! Lebagroup kill me ooo!! Lemme just die!!!! See Food!!!! Wow!!! Very sweet!!!! This is what a 'real' woman looks like, not all these 'malnourished' girls forming "model" , when you off light, you go begin find them for bed

Loool! U no well!