₦airaland Forum

ngoben:
....oya propose

Emmm....my dear.....ego oyinbo! Ifunnaya! One n only ukwu I dey admire.... N desire to acquire n never retire.....do me d honour of being my nairaland sweetheart! Please don't advice me to trek to Zaria to prove my love o......

nestic3:
u go tire

Are u related to Lai Mohammed?

Largas:
Eya. Reading the post I feel for him too cause I'm a rich man now and don't know which of these girls are pretending to love me.

I feel you bro. It's well.

Send 200k to my account or ahdonbilivit!

ngoben:
Tonto u lucky die...upon all ur yeye life style

So shall u be lucky too....if u marry me!

Benita27:
Yeah!, i know men are different, so i just know there's a particular way certain men do things.

Correct geh!

Benita27:
To what you men are like...but in all he made me a wiser girl.

U men? Babe....u don't know anything about me Na! Am different u know?

Benita27:
I learnt a lot from my ex...He opened my eyes.

To what ?

ElDeshLee17:
oogbe

Speak English naaaa!

bolaino:
yes I am a Man, and the spirit is a Man also.

That one Na out of my territory oooo!

bolaino:
thanks bro, for commenting, please, what don't you understand? Let me know, so that I can explain better. Thank you.

Are u a man? N is d spirit a man too?

Joseid:

She cheated on you and you called it quit. Yet, you went to beg her and she refused. You want us to give you tips on how to get her back?
Hmm... this one is strong.
OP, raise your hand. Form a fist with it.
Now raise it higher.
A little bit higher.
Now bring it down with full force on your head.
Did your brain recover its factory settings?
If not, bro, your picture has definitely been pasted in the meeting room of some witches.
You need prayers.

U made my morning with this! Thanks!

Ayam not really understanding!

OK....ermmmm....NEXT(in bass voice)

pchukwudi:
WOW I like this dude. This is called tenacity, my dear. Only that I wish he had put as much effort in becoming a better and more influential individual.

Gbam! U get am guy! D tenacity is mind blowing! Six years of enduring NO being shouted in Ur FACE? Him try!

CecyAdrian:
He does not love her, he is obsessed with her and that's scary! If he had forgot about that girl and used that 6 years to do something great like you said, she will appreciate him more and would want to be seen with him even if she does not love him and they are not dating.


I did not see any gifts oooo

Ur reply is spot on as always! N I did send those gifts....if u know where to check!

automatix:
good. People still get shocked when I tell them I didn't near any girl till I was 23 and a guy for that matter.

Well, that's life.

Ur own small! I never came close to any girl till I was 40!

mapet:

ICQuinn:
Okay oh

ICQuinn:
Not at all

It's good to be father Christmas once in a while

Xmas is coming soon! Be one to me!

Na mother of two pikin usain bolt knack? I hear! Next!

ICQuinn:
Until I know him and trust him fully

I absolutely concur! :

CecyAdrian:
Hahahahahahahahaha, nah!! It will be a secret between the two of us that Agbeje guy is a disgrace, sorry to say.

But wait oooo, so if Jim Agbaje had won the election, people like this psychopath dude will be among the people calling shots and feeling fly in Lagos. God indeed sees all things even before it happens

If Agbaje had won.... D guy will charter private jet..buy 100 iPhone 7s n a Rolls Royce phantom 2020 version for d chick! On a lighter note....he must have really loved that girl! But one thing I have come to understand about women is dis....they hate yes men...love sods n weaklings.... They love guys with spine! I think if he had put in those 6 years into his life n emerged as a guru in a field in this country..become very popular...who knows she might be impressed with his spine or she might hate his guts more! How women reason most times is God's territory.. Not Mine!

BTW....I have sent Ur gifts......do d needful!

CecyAdrian:
I should come and collect?? What happened to you bringing it to me or better still, to prove how a gentleman you are, forget bringing it yourself, you can just send it across

Hahahhahha! U eh! OK.....coz am a gentleman....will send them to u. I guess d usual PM is Ur address? N pls don't even fvcking mention I trek anywhere to prove how gentlemanly I am if them gifts no deliver.Am allergic to that shit! Chai! Dat agbaje guy suffer oooooo!

suzan404:
I will never wish my mother-in-law death,ahan cos I'd definitely become one,what goes around comes around...Every daughter-in-law is a potential mother-in-law...we should just continue to pray to God to give us what we all desire...a mother-in-law like my own mother that's all I wish for....I wish my mother inlaw (whoever she is) the best things in life.

Ur mother in law? That's my mum dear! Ur so lucky!

CecyAdrian:
Lol, I dnt want the apple and water melon with slang names, I want real apple and water melons

Cecy..cecy..cecy..how many times I call u so! U want em Apple n water melons abi? Oya come collect! U know what to do!
BTW! Oda girls dey already covet Ur fruits o! Like that peridot girl! Abi Na periodic table sef she dey bear!
Do quick before I dash her ooo!

Skelewu:
This man deserves 70 correct strokes of koboko on his bare buttocks for this brazen stupidity. He's a disgrace to himself and his family.

Mere looking at him you'll see he's a dirty Jobless loafer. Lusting after an ex governor's daughter, as hopeless and as wretched and as haggard as you are.

You trekked to Zaria for someone you had no prior relationship with. How F00lish can one get. I no blame you, if you are gainfully employed, perhaps working in a bank, will you have time to trek around Nigeria? Idiot.

Bros! Take am easy ooo! BP dey burst anyhow for dis change era oooo!

PeridotBelle:
Lol, goodluck with that

PeridotBelle:
Na so!! Small, small your own don dey start, you no go free her now.

Shuuu! See me see jealousy oooo! Periodic table abi wetin dem call u.... Free me o.......
BTW.....don't worry about me....ain't gonna trek to India to win her love! Na naija hia we go roll am!

CecyAdrian:
Hahahahahahahahaha, I loves apples and water melon

Really? But DAT was what I just said..wasn't it.....cucumber is slang for water melon n black mamba is slang for apple naaaa! U self no know slang!

ElDeshLee17:
Dis one na werey sha o!
trek to prove love?? whatever happened to impressing d lady
and na lagos boy sef... how man go stalk girl 4 6yrs?? e trek finish she still no gree...
D GIRL SAY "I WARNED HIM AGAINST IT, NOT because I CARED.. BUT because OF CHRISTIAN CHARITY" juz kill me
anyway, na afonja.. na xo dem dy do...


many are mad, but few roam.

Why u dey carry afonja matter for head Luke agege bread? Na dem theif Ur former girlfriend abi?

Felibaby:
That guy is mentally challenged. Send him to me. I ve got bedspace.

Ohoh! So u want him to trek from here to India for u too!
Biko.....let him be!

CecyAdrian:
Lol, he just succeeded in increasing the level of hate she has for him. Love is better/sweet feeling and I think we invented it ourselves

Spot on again! U dis geh..Ur just impressing me tonight! What can I give u oooo? I have fruits here.....Emmmm.....which u likely....d cucumber or d black mamba!