₦airaland Forum

etinanguy:
Balotelli before and after surgery at etinan hospital.

*rolling on d floor with laughter* u no well Dis guy!

MandingoXXX:
Who Send Her? But Seriously, That Geh Take Style Wowo oooo

U well so?

Thanks for d informative thread!

rokiatu:

Wat Na! Me no see anything wrong o! She has a bold face so d makeup artist used bold colours!

antispexish:
@ chigoizie7
IamLEGEND1
nerdfrost
jeffery251
sathel
marcusagrippa
luminouz

hope my story is not dissapointing yet.
@jolay554
sorry I did not fulfill my morning promise.

Interesting read but finish on time Na.....am growing white hairs waiting for u here!

ihatebuhari:
wished it was me



dumb woman

Seeing Ur profile(if its really u) opened my eyes to a whole new level of big booty! Omo yi...kini ton yi poooo!

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joanana:
My dear I dey oooo. How body? No kind the man jare

Am Gud! No vex u hear? Oya chop small meat!

Lawlahdey:
Lol.. But I'm outta town tho

Awwww......

STFUareyouG0d:
How could someone put together over two hundred words without making single sense? What a world

U cracked me d fvck up!

Emeraldcute:

Shuo! Are u d one with a missing tooth or d one on d left?

Ginaz:
I have some of his novels on my phone, I love his sense of writing like kilode.

D theme...description wizardry.. Wordplay..n finally delivery.... Are so fresh like die! Ummm...check ma profile..if Ur cool with what u see..could u pm me? Let's exchange novels....

Ginaz:
You flatter me, now I'm shy.

Hahahaha....u know u deserved it....

Ginaz:
No, just anything novels. From thrillers, romance, suspense, crimes, etc. My favorite author is James hadley chase

Did u just say James Hadley chase? God! Tot I waz d only one left with them....have a whole file on him....both d corgi and panther publishers....wat abt u? Think u have some I don't have? Let's exchange ideas joor!

Ginaz:
I can't put my pix up here cos I'm camera shy but i'll show ya a portfolio of the stlye I'm currently rocking.

Awww...this is so super cute! N I don't believe u being camera shy...u just don't wanna remove my eyeballs with Ur super cuteness!

Ginaz:
As much as the hair looks put off, I won't judge her. Sometimes someone needs to kick outta the comfort zone and do things undoubtedly.

I cut my hair recently, I hate weavons and the stress of making hair and all that. I did a back undercut and let my middle hair. It's crazy I tell you, I went to the market and all eyes on me.

E no concern me, my hair my wahala not yours.

Pm me a pix of DAT hair!...think my sister's need an upgrade! Pix or ahdonbilivit!

Lawlahdey:
Hehe.. I need to hook up with Seun
Nice one though

Hi SISI....am in town now.....pm me will ya?

Mekulz:
why do some girls start over making up when they gain admission?

why do some bleach once a little money enters their account??

why do they pose like persons who escaped polio during childhood and if they don't, they are never satisfied.

why do they feel the world revolves around their smelly big asses??

why do they have boy friends everywhere like branches of trees.

if you can answer atleast 4.5 of those questions, I'll tell you why guys change once they go abroad.

Haha....u wicked small!

ZeeAfrica:
This thing of our guys changing their behaviour when they go abroad is annoying. When here at home, u guys behave properly and know de value of a woman. But abroad, yal bcome crazy and give a bad name to our country. U bcome players and bad ppl. Y y y y ? Cant u change? Our country men have such a bad reputation out there

Never mind those guys jare! But u know i will never do that to u....am faithful as a dove babe!

IamNawty:
lmaoooo lemme oooo.. Walaitalai Ayam angry gan ni
How's ur Sunday going dear

Hahaha.....mabinu! Sunday is cool dearie....hope Ur calmed naw!

NIGHTMAREOO7:

Haba lie mohammed?.
U wan kee me be dat.... i rather be like diz dat hav lie mohammed as uncle.
Wicked boi!

Hahahahaha

saintkel:
Igbo men r so romantic n caring, I have seen a lot of them. They know how to spoil a lady too n r very jealous. Proud to be an Igbo man. Haters will keep hating

Pele oh omo IBO! I agree with d very jealous part dou!

rokiatu:
Nothing wrong with this. But sadly many of our men have this African mentality that a man is not suppose to help his wife out in the kitchen once a while. How sad!

Not me babe! I can cook anything for u! * even though Na Ur stomach go suffer am coz am a lousy cook*

lilmax:
dude we all know what you are talking about here

N whatz DAT? Hope u know today is Sunday sha!

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Loooools but seriously that rokiatu ass outshines em all...
As an ass freak if catch rokiatu her 2nd name would be sorry

Catch who? Iffa punch u eh....Lai Mohammed will be Ur uncle!

rokiatu:
Zahra is more beautiful Nadia is more attractive.

If you want to know what I mean by that check out sushmita sen and Aishwarya Ria. Aishwarya Ria is more beautiful sushmita sen is more attractive.

Who cares about those two when compared to my rokiatu? U are more beautiful sunshine!

joanana:
Oga maje no make me slap you oo. U promised toke for better or worse and u first brin g the worse to your matrimonial home. U dey shine another woman pot while u Don already buy one put for house wey u suppose dey shine anytime you want. What did u expect. That your fellow men will congratulate you for what u did abi. See your big head like mango. Some men cheat and they don't bring child(ren) from other women home cos they respect their wife. In your case u don't and you are proud of what u did. Rubbish

D head like mango part got me laughing! How u dey babe? Our in law to be!

IamNawty:
People culd be judgemental oshi woh..
Ur ode self was married and was still gbenshin anoda lady.. Oga ders no justification watsoever for fornication/adultery.
No wonder Toke dust u away almost immiediatly without thinking twice. How wicked can dis man be sef, how can u feel comfortable straffing anoda lady wen ur wife is at home eh

Nawty babe! Maka y? Its not a usual thing for u to be Dis pissed! Pele mai dear!

Realman87:
Which united South. You must be Dreaming. the SS/SE will never work with SW. We will rather work with the North. In fact, Nigeria really belongs to the East+North.
When the colonialists were leaving, they balanced power by giving the President to Azikiwe; PM to Tafawa Balewa, Army GOC to Ironsi.
The SW were never in national politics, they were regional players and social critics. The balance of power was altered due to the coup and war. The East lost out and the SW took its place. This explains why the SW were very mad at Jonathan for resurrecting the East. They were hoping to retain the North+West balance of power; hence their 2015 betrayal of the South. Unfortunately and judging from History, Yorubas have never lasted at the centre. They cannot match the North, mind for mind. Only the Easterners can and the Northerners know this.

Thus, there will be no Southern alliance in 2019. The North will destroy the West as always and they will return to the East. The North+ East balance of power will be Restored PERMANENTLY and the SW will live in eternal regret. They have the media and mouth-power to continue their role as social critics.

Could you please wait a second n remove Ur head outta Ur ASS?

INTROVERT:
SEEN

I concur!

Angelb4:
I have killed this type before in the village. Unless your cutlass is very sharp and you apply enough power, you can't kill this fish when it's in the river. Very powerful in its domain (river). We call is Ogbo in Auchi language.

U can lie o! Use cutlass kill which fish in which river!!

ReneeNuttall:
I can't eat that, I have Phobia for big fishes

Pele! When hunger reset Ur mindset,u will eat it RAW!