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Crime › Re: Landlord’s Son Stabs Tenant’s Wife; Beats Her Comatose (pic) by luminouz(m): 1:31pm On Oct 21, 2016
Jessidaisy4:
You think what you just commented made any sense, stop this tribalism nonsense, Igbos and other tribes also engage in those acts.
U make sense die! For this, I dash a DVCK!!! grin
Romance › Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by luminouz(m): 1:27pm On Oct 21, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin wudnt tat be nice showing her how he loves the carrots too? tongue
Uuuuurggghh! Nyamaaa! grin
Romance › Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by luminouz(m): 1:20pm On Oct 21, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin



Boiled the carrot and eat it in front of her... Tell her how delicious it is..
Loooolll! Dis geh u no well! grin
Crime › Re: Hired Killer Falls In Love With Target, Demands Sex (photo) by luminouz(m): 1:08pm On Oct 21, 2016
orlarbissy:
Lols, funny u
grin
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by luminouz(m): 1:06pm On Oct 21, 2016
Welcomme:
Send me ur acct number
Correct guy! grin me go pm u now!
Guy Na wao.....ur pm no dey ooo.....PM me joor!
Politics › Re: Gowon Apologises To Niger Delta Communities, Says ‘we’ve Made Mistakes’ by luminouz(m): 12:45pm On Oct 21, 2016
macluvph1:
When i told my south eastern brother's to be watchful of this man they taught i was joking, now his real colour is coming out gradually and don't be surprise at the end of the day he has a yoruba blood in him just like ROTIMI Amaechi.

I hardly predict and it doesn't come to pass.
Pele o.....prophet!
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Were With Your Lover And You Ran Into Your Ex by luminouz(m): 12:15pm On Oct 21, 2016
freesinzu:
EGBON E MA BINU, TAKE CARE cheesy
grin
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Were With Your Lover And You Ran Into Your Ex by luminouz(m): 12:07pm On Oct 21, 2016
freesinzu:
HW DID I INSULT YOUR DAD ? PLS JUST LEARN TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS
U didn't even remember what u said earlier! Anyways I forgive u! N my business is being on nairaland!
Celebrities › Re: Da Grin's 29th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by luminouz(m): 12:04pm On Oct 21, 2016
JixNation:
embarassed
Happy birthday Omo Ogun I wish you never died.
U have no idea how much I loved Dis guy! Almost beat my sister when he died coz my sister said n so what!
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Were With Your Lover And You Ran Into Your Ex by luminouz(m): 11:59am On Oct 21, 2016
freesinzu:
TELL THAT TO YOUR DAD WHO FAILED TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS
Haba! Insulting my dad? What kind of person are u? Parents are supposed to be honoured! shocked Don't be such a Dvck!
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by luminouz(m): 11:55am On Oct 21, 2016
Welcomme:
U are just too rude with the way u always talk...Aunty, I know it is not good to marry a woman and give birth to kid to come and suffer in this life but if the wife and husband are prudent and dont live an extravagant life, I believe, couple with wat the wife earns, they should b able to start up a family and with time they will grow. I am not upto 25 yet but I earn far far above that but that doesnt mean I should start looking down on those that earn such amount as they have no life.
Send some money to me or ahdonbelivit!
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Were With Your Lover And You Ran Into Your Ex by luminouz(m): 11:51am On Oct 21, 2016
freesinzu:
Hw does my opinion concern you
Kip kwayet!
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Were With Your Lover And You Ran Into Your Ex by luminouz(m): 10:07am On Oct 21, 2016
freesinzu:
Beat her up, it would serve as a lesson for my current gf, try to leave me for any reason and suffer the same fate angry
U well so?
Politics › Re: Fayose To Use Seized Cattle For Stomach Infrastructure by luminouz(m): 9:45am On Oct 21, 2016
blackpanda:
This is just a catastrophe waiting to happen. I forsee massive bloodshed, rivers of blood in ekiti. Sad.
Pele o! Prophet blackpanda! Hope u have seen when recession go commot! Pls do tell us! grin
Politics › Re: Obiano, Emefiele, Bagudu, Ogbe Watching Anambra Rice Being Harvested-pictures by luminouz(m): 9:37am On Oct 21, 2016
Keneking:
But we need to import more rice as these ones are not enough for ordinary Otu-ocha indigenes consume this December.

So PMB do the needful.
So Ur one of those rice importers abi? We no go open border for u! Grow rice!
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by luminouz(m): 9:35am On Oct 21, 2016
Richiy:
Where you keep am? grin undecided
Its like peak Na! He is in ME! grin
Crime › Re: Hired Killer Falls In Love With Target, Demands Sex (photo) by luminouz(m): 9:27am On Oct 21, 2016
orlarbissy:
Shaking my head for you
Am sorry? U don't have abi? Eehyah! But if u can cook well...I won't mind o! grin
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by luminouz(m): 9:26am On Oct 21, 2016
Richiy:
Please he should do and come. We have too many things to do together and so little time grin
Hahahaha! Why u still dey expect naaa! D one before u nko? cheesy
Events › Re: Groom Stands On A Groomsman To Kiss Bride (Photos) by luminouz(m): 5:38am On Oct 21, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Aaawww... Tats so cute... But why he needs to stepped on sombori's back ooo.. He cud crack up his spine... He shud use a stool or a kid's chair grin







Traphedges... This cud be us grin hahahahahahaha
U n Dis traphedges eh! grin
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by luminouz(m): 5:27am On Oct 21, 2016
gbosaa:
What's the 'over 3 decades for'?? Why include that? angry.. must you tell it allhuh

Oya may you find a man with so much love and money before you enter 'decade 4'
Wetin consign u with her age Na! Oya go chop small meat!
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by luminouz(m): 5:26am On Oct 21, 2016
Richiy:
Bros, in this life eh, I am hustling strictly for myself right now. If my tentative husband comes with a 50k salary, then good for him.

But for me personally, I am aiming for 200k. I am not forcing anyone to hustle for me. I will hustle myself out. If you even come with 10k salary, good for you too.

That is what I meant.
Lol....I think I understand now! Thought u despised men with little beginnings! My bad! N u know what? DAT tentative husband eh is just around d corner! grin
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by luminouz(m): 10:54pm On Oct 20, 2016
Richiy:
Sure!
Plus my own tentative salary of 200k. grin


But no way we are having kids on that kinda income. I accept a little hardship but not for my babies
Emmm....so 250k per month is too small! I pity u ladies! Whatever happened to d days of little beginnings!
Events › Re: Checkout These Beautiful Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by luminouz(m): 11:46am On Oct 20, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Two idiots displaying their idiocy on social media. After fornicating several times what is the pride in this shameful marriage they are embarking onhuh
E PAIN AM!
Science/Technology › Re: A Nairalander Kills A Gaboon Viper That Swallowed A Fish At His Place Of Work by luminouz(m): 11:40am On Oct 20, 2016
spawnx:
It is called a Gaboon viper.
Gaboon Viper
Common Name: Gaboon Viper or Gaboon Adder
Scientific Name: Bitis gabonica
GABOON VIPER
The largest African viper, this snake has a striking coloration and pattern that nevertheless offers it camouflage.

The gaboon viper ( Bitis gabonica ) is considered to produce more venom than any other venomous snake.

A single adult male may have enough venom to inject lethal doses into 30 individual men. Not only do they produce more venom than any other snake but they also inject more deeply.

Although sluggish and docile by nature, Gaboons are unpredictable and capable of great speed in short bursts making them extremely dangerous
And those guys just ate one!
Science/Technology › Re: A Nairalander Kills A Gaboon Viper That Swallowed A Fish At His Place Of Work by luminouz(m): 11:40am On Oct 20, 2016
spawnx:
It is called a Gaboon viper.
Gaboon Viper
Common Name: Gaboon Viper or Gaboon Adder
Scientific Name: Bitis gabonica
GABOON VIPER
The largest African viper, this snake has a striking coloration and pattern that nevertheless offers it camouflage.

The gaboon viper ( Bitis gabonica ) is considered to produce more venom than any other venomous snake.

A single adult male may have enough venom to inject lethal doses into 30 individual men. Not only do they produce more venom than any other snake but they also inject more deeply.

Although sluggish and docile by nature, Gaboons are unpredictable and capable of great speed in short bursts making them extremely dangerous
No those guys just ate one!
Celebrities › Re: Google Gifts Dj Cuppy Pixel Phone by luminouz(m): 9:38am On Oct 20, 2016
MadCow1:
What do you give to a Chick who has everything... grin
A Dvck! cheesy
Health › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Develop A Pot Belly Stomach So Early? by luminouz(m): 7:30am On Oct 20, 2016
emeraldo56:
I have potbelly does not mean am not fit and healthy #Tkd
Raise DAT leg higher... N NL girls will see Ur Dvck! grin
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike's Husband Bought Lexus For Her (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:14pm On Oct 19, 2016
DIKEnaWAR:
The guy dey thief ni?

I went window shopping on this car and when they told me the price, I didn't know when and how I got home. Next thing I saw myself finishing my meal at home.

Motor di egwu. Motor bu egwu eji. Motor bu igede.
Looolllllzzzz! Guy u no well!
Health › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Develop A Pot Belly Stomach So Early? by luminouz(m): 8:43pm On Oct 19, 2016
ianSweet:
Plzzzz, not all of us are gold diggers. Not all ladies believe in a man's wealth. What happened to my own brain and hands?
I cannot marry a rich man with a pot belly. Are there no rich men who are physically fit? Why should i settle for less when i myself go on so much dieting to stay fit?
Physically fit men will also perform their 'manly duty' (u know what i mean) better. So why marry a rich man who cannot satisfy u?
Loollllz! OK....since Ur not a gold digger n am physically fit for my manly duty( u do know what I mean babe)...PM me! grin
Romance › Re: Chilean (latino) Dating A Nigerian Man by luminouz(m): 8:04pm On Oct 19, 2016
First offs...u look great being u. I like Ur confidence about Ur sef n Ur daughter is cute! About d guy...he could be real u know..not all Nigerian men are cursed with d infidelity demon! Just continue with Ur routine! God who knows all will clarify in due course!
Health › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Develop A Pot Belly Stomach So Early? by luminouz(m): 7:55pm On Oct 19, 2016
ianSweet:
LoL, me too o. I can't imagine getting married to a man with a pot belly. Jeez, i can't withstand it.
Really? Shuu! So a super rich dude will be turned down for a super fit dude? U can lie o! Are u related to Lai Mohammed?
Health › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Develop A Pot Belly Stomach So Early? by luminouz(m): 7:53pm On Oct 19, 2016
Cutehector:
lol a girl once turned me down because of my pot belly.. she said, I can't date guys who are pregnant.


One month later, my stomach is as flat as anythn..


Point is, hitting the nail on d head abt someone's predicament will make dem change sharply..


I don't hide my feelings when I notice a girl is fat, will tell it to her wholeheartedly, babe, u Don fat ooo..
Pot belly to flat in a month? Pishure or ahdonbilivit!

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