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RomanceRe: Photos: New Bride Admitted To Hospital After Two-hour Climax by lurdkriss: 3:40pm On Jul 25, 2016
L;DL
That's what happens when ur dating a guy,u ask for heaven and earth,he provides it but still u don't let him have a taste of the cookie,then he finally gets married to u,hehehehehe,you go return all d money he don spend in kind cus he go chop d cookie and the nylon together out of hunger spiced with anger.. grin
RomanceRe: Photos: New Bride Admitted To Hospital After Two-hour Climax by lurdkriss: 3:38pm On Jul 25, 2016
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Munich Shooting: Buhari Offers To Help Germany Fight Terrorism by lurdkriss: 3:26pm On Jul 25, 2016
Hahahahahehehehehehohohohoho

This is the biggest joke of the 21st century..
Too funny I can't even laugh sef..
Assist in what way nauhuh
Well..we. Will assist them in prayers, that's all we've got..
CrimeRe: Rapist “Baddo” Burnt Alive In Ikorodu (Graphic Photos) by lurdkriss: 3:02pm On Jul 25, 2016
Hmnnnn

I hope dis is really The end of dis dude,cus tomorrow now we go hear baddo again...
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Trapped At A Man's Fence In Warri, Delta State. Shocking Photos by lurdkriss: 9:17am On Jul 25, 2016
Heheheh, d dog head don catch dat snake,d dog get sturborn spirit,

I go down,u go down too grin
CrimeRe: Man’s Eyes Affected After Police Brutalized Him In Akwa Ibom (pic) by lurdkriss: 3:19pm On Jul 21, 2016
Naaaaigerian pooolice!!! I. Hail una ooo

I just haaaaate these guys in black,sometimes I wonder d kind of training they go through,I am always not suprised anytime I read stories like this, I pray nevr to have any business with them.. undecided
CrimeRe: Nsukka Residents Stone Policeman To Death For Killing Okadaman (pic) by lurdkriss: 2:27pm On Jul 21, 2016
Policemen are the same everywhere,I hate them like ....he got whet he deserved,if he waz taken to d station nothing would have come out of it.now thefamily of thepoor okadaman can rest,knowing that the killer of their family member is also dead... undecided

KILL EVERY KILLER COP!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: FG To Generate Electricity From Uranium: Facts About Uranium You Should Know by lurdkriss: 1:57pm On Jul 21, 2016
Ok undecided
RomanceRe: Woman Turns Snake During Sex With Lover In Eket Hotel, Akwa Ibom by lurdkriss: 6:48am On Jul 16, 2016
So she even took time to pose for d camera? I'm sure uare lie muhammed's cousin,rubish!! y did I even open dis post Sef,I feel like flogging myself,I knew it waz a lie even from d begining undecided
CrimeRe: Hairdresser And Boyfriend Fighting Over Sex In Lagos by lurdkriss: 4:52pm On Jul 15, 2016
From lekki epe express u first get to
VGC roundabout then AJAH roundabout then ABRAHAM ADESANYA estate
She stays in ajah,he Stays in Abraham adesanya estate
Was she sleeping when he drove past her ajah roundabout all the way to VGChuh
kiss
PoliticsRe: CNN: "Nigeria Will Look Like This In 2050" - Nigerians React by lurdkriss: 4:23pm On Jul 15, 2016
undecided
FashionRe: Lady And Her Unclad Butt At A Beauty Shop (graphic Photo) by lurdkriss: 4:22pm On Jul 14, 2016
Dis is not normal,she must be High on somthing,I'm sure she doesn't even know she is in rags.. undecided
FamilyRe: I Am Scared, My Fiancee And Her Mum Treats Her Father Like A Houseboy by lurdkriss: 10:47am On Jul 14, 2016
Truth is,when. U get. Married,her mumwill be her personal adviser,judging from wat is happening in her family now u can tell what it would be like when u get married to her cus tomorrow E FIT BE U OOO...
My advice: RUN!!!
RomanceRe: Was He Right To Have Raped Her? by lurdkriss: 9:16pm On Jul 13, 2016
I wil never support rape

But ladies be careful,don't start what u cannot finish, I read one time a gurl visited a guy,she agreed she went into the shower with d guy,and afterwards she said d guy raped her,as in..I. Don't gerrit,after una don baff finish,see unaself unclothedness then u say u no do..my question is..why go to that extent if u know say u no wan do? Watin do the shower for ur hws?as iiiin,I jez don't gerriit,ladies pls know where to draw the line.
PoliticsRe: Militants Shoot As Soldiers Look On In Delta As Crowd Jubilate (Video) by lurdkriss: 5:04pm On Jul 13, 2016
I must comend those galant soldiers,even though they were out numbered and in the Middle of bullets flying around them they still stood firm and stayed calm without fear,God. Bles them..
Foreign AffairsRe: Steve Karisa: Kenya's Hottest Policeman Who Broke The Internet Recently by lurdkriss: 3:11pm On Jul 13, 2016
So dis is news nowhuh As in...na. News bdishuh

PoliticsRe: Fulani Cattle Rustlers Repent In Jigawa,Sworn By Qur'an 2 Expose Other Members by lurdkriss: 2:49pm On Jul 13, 2016
So after killing many people,its ok to come out and say they have repented,what will hapen to the families of those innocent ppl they killed? dis government shaaaaaa,God help us..
RomanceRe: When A Girl Leaves A Guy With Six Packs For A Guy With Six Cars by lurdkriss: 2:34pm On Jul 13, 2016
If u. Think a girl will leave a guy with six cars for you just bcus u hav six packs,ur foolishness is like peak milk...its in you grin....#makedatmoney
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Broke Our 5 Year Relationship. Pls I Need Advise!!! by lurdkriss: 2:03pm On Jul 13, 2016
Bross,in d end u still av to move on,lemme tell u a short story,a longtime ago I wz in a long relationship,did all I cld to make sure my gurl wz ok,Godknows. I nevr cheated,I loved her so. Much and then when she. Noticed, she started using it against me,manyh time I caught her cheating but still I will forgive her nd we wld move on,she wld go out with guys wey get cash nd I will be home feeling bad cus I no get money,many times she wld treathen to end d relationship nd I will beg nd beg nd beg like a baby,I felt like I wld die if she left me,one day I woke up and decided to end the relationship,she tot I wz joking,then she realized those guys just wanted to get in her pants,today she still cals me treathening to drink poison and write a letter saying she did it because of me..my responce..madam if u die today, my life goes. On,she sends txt begging me like every day till today,buh aja mi ti sare mheeeeen!!no time to check time, LoL..advice to ubro, concentrate on ur hustle,make money and every other thing Will come to u,if she walks out of ur life then she is not worth all d wahala,if u marry dis gurl today,chances are that she will still cheat on u,I know its not easyh o,jez double ur hustle,concentrate on what ever u do,u will meet a better person very soon. My story long small sha,hope this helps u recover. Cheeer up man.
CelebritiesRe: Man Asking Kemi Olunloyo For Sex Exposed By Kemi (screenshots) by lurdkriss: 4:02pm On Jul 12, 2016
Cornerstone001:
Konji na bad thing cheesy
The man wanna feel the taste of her honey pot cheesy cheesy tongue
the honey in her pot finished a long time ago,I think d guy is just mentally unstable,that's y he is sexually attracted to a mentally unstable lady like kemi..
AutosRe: Nigeria Uesd Toyota Camry 04 by lurdkriss: 3:36pm On Jul 12, 2016
Are u dashing out d carhuh As in I don't gerrit!!! No price? undecided
PoliticsRe: Drunk Officer Sleeping On The Floor In Lagos At Costain Bus Stop (Pics by lurdkriss: 3:21pm On Jul 12, 2016
Nigerian policemen and ogogoro,u can't seperate them,go to barbeach police station early in d morning and see how these policemen in uniform drink ogogoro right outside the station b4 going for their daily operation. #dpoliceisnoturfriend
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Rapist, Baddo Brutalizes A Woman And Her Daughter (photos) by lurdkriss: 2:20pm On Jul 12, 2016
Badoo again? Abeg which badoo b dis one? I thought dis guy waz arrested arround june dis year? Abi dem clone d guy? Somthing is wrong somwhere,if its d real badoo,its either this news is an old news,or our nigerian police don collect money release d guy.

Car TalkRe: Range Rover Sports Vs Mercedes G Wagon, Which Would You Choose? by lurdkriss: 8:42pm On Jul 09, 2016
They no. B mate o,who born range to stand where g wagon dey....
EventsRe: A Nairalanders Birthday Party In Abuja (Pics) by lurdkriss: 8:31am On Jul 07, 2016
Congrats bro,wish u many more yrs to come,+more cash to spend nxt year...just one girl pic wey I see jez dey make me vex say I no dey dat parry... undecided
RomanceRe: Tynedria Meneweather's Pre-wedding Photos Go Viral by lurdkriss: 6:57pm On Jul 05, 2016
This guy is up to somthing..I don't trust him undecided
RomanceRe: Sudden Death: 4 Ways Sex Can Kill You. by lurdkriss: 4:09pm On Jul 01, 2016
Somthing mus kill a man grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Can Love Ever Make You Beg A Lady Like This? (Photo) by lurdkriss: 3:45pm On Jul 01, 2016
YES I CAN!!!






Only at gun. Point tho... sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I AM A SCAMMER! by lurdkriss: 3:33pm On Jul 01, 2016
HEpp ooooo,pls help me oo, my doctor says I nid to take one cold bottle of star every night befor going to sleep,abeg make una help me ooooo... wink grin.....story for the Gods
N*gga go find better thing. Do instead of trying to scam people off their hard earned cash, country hard no be for ur own side alone,if I tell u my own story u go give me ur money sef,ur purnishment dey wait. For u for front...kwantinue
BusinessRe: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by lurdkriss: 2:18pm On Jun 30, 2016
"U CAN'T EVEN OPEN IT SMALL" LoL.. sounds like guy wey agro dey catch badly wey dey beg em babe to open leg small..."Baby pls just open it small...as in jez smaaaaaal..L :DL..beggi beggi
BusinessRe: Hire Purchase by lurdkriss(op): 2:02pm On Jun 30, 2016
Hmnnnn, na wa o, thanks bro

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