₦airaland Forum

PAST GLORIES! Nigerian students are good. Believe me, a 2-2 graduate from the mechanical engineering department -UNIUYO for instance, will stand up to any one and will floor that 'below average, one-eyed best in the midst of blinds' in all these institutions. For example, who took 1st place in the ELF petroleum summer school exams 2013 for Nigerian Universities to secure a seat on the plane for an all expense paid trip to Paris? ELF never stopped @ most of these listed schools to scout for brains simply because there are no brains. They know a 4.0 student in FUTO is as good as a 2.2(3rd class) student in the Tuskers Republic. Well, we'll all converge in the LABOUR MARKET where the competition to get in and stay in won't stop. If it hurts you, just bring it on. If you are scared, go to church.

marieolae: there's nothing like coming back from a rough day from traffic..lying on your bed..and listening to the greatest songs ever! Its the best feeling.

Hell ! Yeah

O.p, you left out the fact that a SHY PERSON can NEVER GET LAID in the DAY. They always wait until it is DARK simply because they can't UnCloth in front of the opposite sex. Bold 6 said so!!!

marieolae: Let's hear your favourite song of the year so far!!!

Never knew you were such a big fan of good music. Justin is no doubt the president of pop. Check out my favorite tracks of 2014.

In no particular order, the following tracks made my year so far: August Aisina ft Rick Ross- Benediction. Iggy ft Ora - Black Widow. Cassper Nyovest- Doc Shebeleza. Ed Sheeran - Sing. Trey Songs- Foreign. M.J ft Justin- Love Never Felt So Good. C.B, Wizzy F.F and Tyga - Loyal. Pharrell Williams - Marilyn Monroe. Kid ink, C.B, Tyga- Main Chick remix. Neyo ft Jeezy - Money can't buy. T.i ft Iggy - No mediocre. T.i ft young thug - about the money. Ariana Grande ft Iggy - Problem. Nicki- Pills and Portions. Trey Songs- Na Na Na. T.pain ft B.0.B - Up down. J-Hud ft Timbaland- walk it out. Iggy - Fancy. Khalifa- dem boys. Usher- good kisser. Jason ft Snoop - wiggle. K-camp ft 2chainz - cut her off. Sia - chandelier. Nico and Vinz - Am I wrong. Tyga ft young thug - hookah. J-hud ft T.I - I can't describe. Phyno - Alobam. Phyno ft P-square - O set. Phyno - Parcel. Dj xclusive ft Olamide - Ibebe. Olamide - story for the gods. Davido ft Makifizolo - Tchelete. P-square ft T.I - Ejeajo. Patoranking ft Tiwa - Girlie o.

richommie: hooknah-----tyga ft young thug

T.I ft young thug- if ain't about the money... I smile like the reverend, I shoot @ the reverend. Aye!

It all starts from 'the 1st date'. Where is it written down that a girl can't buy for herself whatever she wants to feed on? Besides, why should a woman choose a meeting point and must it be an eatery? According to Chris Brown, Tyga and Wizzy these whores ain't loyal. Guys should flee from dating hungry girls. Right from the very moment a guy approaches a girl with the whole 'Mr. Nice guy' stuff, she already knows that getting into her pants is the end game. On the issue of who enjoys a steamy action more, is a clear case of the cleansing action of a cotton bud on a wet ear. Y'all know the direction of the sensation. All guys such minimize how they impress Ladies financially because even some rich girls are so insatiable not to talk of the pretty but poor ones. On the other hand, some girls are equally so INDEPENDENT that all they seek is true love, blimping galore and company. How I wish am dating a girl like LINDA IKEJI. For those who don't know, am a MECHANICAL ENGINEER.

Too much of watching Telemundo. He is lucky he is dating a girl with a high I.Q who did'nt turn such a 5-star, Djingy out of the bottle performance into a rat race. Phyno is made of BLACK and Austin is made of LOVE. I must admit it, this dude is the 'players' president. Dear nairalanders, were you guys not aware of how Luscious-Lex arranged 5 of his male friends to start a fake fight with his dream girl, then popped out from no way and took them all out using kung fu moves from the movie: snake in the monkey shadow? I won her heart till date and this happened way back in primary 3. High 5!

tpia1: and why are you crying over other people's matter?

Cut the crab bi**h. As candid as your opinion/mind is, please keep it in your pants.

tpia1: and why are you crying over other people's matter?

Cut the crab bi**h. As candid as your opinion/mind is, please keep it in your pants.

Ademolapaul: ;DWicked!!!!

That's the truth. These whores ain't loyal and that's how they help spread S.T.Ds because they will always be in need of a young stud that can satisfy their soul. Why give a bitch your heart when she rather have a purse? Wizzy F. F. Said so.

bukatyne: Lol!

But sincerely, most of these ladies are not decent so what really are the young men crying about?

It takes a kind of greed to do this and decent girls do not have it.

See these ones as 'eran agba' (Meat/feast of elders)

If you say so...but it should be noted that a boy dreams what a man does. The 'man' will eventually grow old and the 'boy' will MAN UP!!! That's what TIME does. Lex says so

bukatyne: This poster don vex

My dear, I've seen a lot. It hurts me whenever I see what was kept for young men being consumed by their senior colleagues all because of greed.

tpia1: see gobe.

obviously, you never read the lion and the jewel.

Go to HELL with the cock and bull story, all I give a Zap!

Most women are naturally gold diggers. In all modesty, decency and personal hygiene there's no right thinking person that would want to get down with these geriatrics who have been blimping for so many decades; of which most women they slept with are no longer alive. How can a young woman abandon ice cream, short bread biscuit and so many other cool sugar based stuffs for bitter leaf soup simply because of her husband's age and health? How about public gatherings: always giving people the impression that you came with your dad? Young people do have grey hairs on their head as well as old folks but when it is found on the eye lashes, chest, hands and c.o.c.k please flee from such person because he is tagged RED: Retired and Extremely Dangerous. Imagining how a 7oyrs old man will have need to put on his lenses to help locate his young wife's holes and I also wonder how ugly and crooked a grey haired black shaft will look like. LMAO!

Most Nollywood actors and actresses are way too fake for my liking. If Hollywood superstars do admit this fact, what's the big deal? 'Sexiest' is the show on E! What made Brad Pitt take Angelina Jolie to church if it was'nt for what he tasted on set? How about Pierce Brosnan's( James Bond) comments on how 'hot' Halle Berry is? Vin Diesel said he enjoyed every moment rocking Scarlett Johanssen. How about Gabrielle Union admitting that LL Cool J had a very strong body she enjoyed being underneath? There are numerous confessions. I can bet my life that Majid Michel has blimped so many actress after most of his mind blowing scenes in his home, hotel or God knows where. Lilian Bach has always been my Nigerian celebrity crush. Pls, my dear nairalanders forgive her for being such a liar.

Whenever the name 'okocha' comes to my mind I can't help but weep. Woe onto Mikel for abusing our prestigious number 10 jersey. We don't have a team, we don't have a coach. If not for club football, I'd have stopped watching soccer long before now.

Never let POLICE catch you having fun. Example: being young and handsome driving on some tight wheels with your Honeys and the music is really LOUD! They may open fire if you don't only take your foot off the gas but come down to pay your dues. Police is your FRIEND...there comes a time in 'the game' you'll wish you were caught by the police than 'dem boys'. Again, their physical presence alone can curb something from going down cos very few can regulate in their midst.

South Africans(blacks) are so accommodating and very kind hearted because they will do no wrong in not only killing the WHITES but driving them away.

Stop the sermon!!! Pastor Adeboye is such a fraudster. He'll rot in Hell. Pastor Chris exposed! It baffles me to see educated people make themselves available for such 'churchy' pathetic bondage.

Fornication will so expose a man more than any other sin. Surely, these are candidates for HELL. People should stop worshiping their pastors but GOD. Pastor Abel Damina of Power City, Uyo is NEXT. Watch Out!

Praise God! The most boring show on tv has been postponed. It might interest you all to know that I am the 'ARSONIST'. How do you relax? Everyone should have a hubby which ought to be interesting. For example, how entertaining will it be to me if I devote so much time to watch my own video coverage of eating, sleeping, chats( sounding philosophical) and many other f**ked up bullshit? Big Brother Africa is an over hyped show and it is very pathetic to hear people converse about it simply because they think that's 'what's up'. Gone are those days I used to stay up all night anticipating a steamy action which never took place. The Sunday eviction show is always cool likewise some Saturday night parties and the highlight show unlike opening up Channels 197 and 198. Besides, look @ Uti closely, what does he portray? A corporate thug, a rascal, you name it? I'd would pick a well groomed I.k over him a million times.... Cheers to uninterrupted football, news, movie and music hours.... To my attackers, I'll say: just bring it.

marieolae: Guys nd yansh sha

why? I'd gladly let her handcuff me. How long does it take to fit all that in 'em jeans?

I'd so much want to work as a servant in his mansion. My work should basically be looking good(Barney Stinson), always greeting the women like 10X in a day and approaching them with my Terrence Howard kind of eyes to ask the question: ma'am, is there anything I can help you with?

Aside from football, the group ' P-Square' is simply Nigeria's best export in terms of what the bring to the table when it comes to making good music. The notorious B.I.G sang about these boys in his track entitled: the sky is the limit. It's very glaring because they've never disappointed right from inception. Hat-off Peter, Paul, Jude and the rest of the crew. D'banj what have you done after the much talked about break away from Don baba J to Kanye? Woe onto anyone who criticizes this video.

marieolae:

I propose friendship as a step towards something constructive. Besides, I enjoy intelligent conversations with a female who knows lots of cool stuffs. What do you think: Whatsapp or BBM? Please, if you give it a 'greenlight' do not expose your contact openly because there are so many wolves waiting for something to devour. Encrypt it, make a puzzle out of it.

marieolae: thanku

Am your 123rd but as the saying goes...the last shall become the 1st. I like your signature text... 'life is short', that means both of us share a common doctrine(chemistry). Good things take time to happen but great things happen @ once.

marieolae: lmaoo very funny story. So sorry abt dat

. Are you for real? Can't believe am goin' down the same old road. Well, you look pre**ty.

Her name is: Jessica Akpan. God have mercy! Her pictures were so AWESOME that when I woke up every morning, I worship it. Never knew she was barely 4ft tall, with very tiny orange sized tits, malnourished strands of natural hairs, pot belly, 2 left legs, coarse face and a scaly body. I was so disappointed when we met and I told her point blank. Spent less than 5mins with her and hurriedly left before someone who knows me for my standards when it comes to women sees me with her. Stopped by at my bank to deposit the money I withdrew via atm to spend on her. WOE UNTO JESSICA AKPAN WHEREVER SHE might be. Guys, please flee from blind dating and some SOCIAL NETWORK girls because there are so many pretty, voluptuous, salacious and lecherous brunettes and ebony bombshells around you. Grab your balls like there are still intact...approach any girl you would love to get down with anytime, anywhere... If she says 'NO', take a walk because the probability of ever meeting her again is 1 over 1000.

Dymondgurl: whatever

pretty girl! Nice selfie. Chill out.

Dymondgurl: hmm, ur obviously high on urine. I dont even hav d time to start disputing d facts of a social media miscreant like u. I wonder why all d madonna gals u knw r saucy if der is nothing wrong wit u. BTW I understand wat u mean by peanuts, in fact every one does ROTFL!! And u can't even be a judge of character cos u also have none. Ur useless opinion has no effect on any of us cos u don't even matter in d 1st place. So run along and get high on urine.

Miss Madonna, pardon me please. I enjoy making mockery of people to my own delight. Madonna is the BEST!

Meringe: My friend be civil. She didn't insult you, why involving her parents. stop hating, Madonna has come to stay and its making waves. get a life and stop spewing ur ignorance out here.

It's a free world. Every Tom, DICK and Harry wants to be heard and recognized. In the midst of plenty, a FOOL is TASTY.