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[quote author=Okija_juju]PDP - His Excellency President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Awolowo Danfodio Jonathan..


APC - Any of the following fucktards; Okorocha Rochas, Buhari Muhammadu, Tinubu Asiwaju, Abubakar Atiku, I_DONT_GIVE_A_FHUCK [/quote]SANGO A PA BATA A SI PA JINWINJINWIN ETI E!!!! IDIOT!!!

190: New found word "Kenyanize" verb,pronoun,adjective : dissapoint
Kenya: Darkness "Noun,adverb


as in:

OMG PHCN has Kenyanized us and we are in a state of Kenya right now

Or better still "...in a state of Kenyanity or Kenyanitation"

victorazy: 3rd to vote! dancing Azonto
Oya these ppl shld folo me:
(1) sheyie2007
(2) mikexavo
(3) Lacasa

Ol' boy pardon my dumbness oo. But how you manage know the peeps wey go follow you?

vifald101: I was sleeping on my bed in the male block one when some some other corps members in the main hall were shouting and telling me to jump out of the room.. I thought they weren't serious so I didn't respond instantly, when I saw that the shout was becoming more serious, I quickly wore my cloths and jumped out.. Some of the boiz then went inside the room and brought out the snake dead after some minutes.. I was so scared.. I wonder what our country is turning into.. The safety of corps members aren't even guaranteed.. The toilets are messed up.. We live like prisoners and refugees.. God help us.

Ol' boy make una check una PP wella oo. That snake don swallow somebody mojow oo... Chineke!

slimyem: They looking natural,young and pretty..not bleached,pancaked, fat and ugly like they are now.
Who's the dude btw?

Before nko? Ti gbogbo oja shoobu bati fe dahoro,pankeeki niwon fi ngbera. LMFAO....SMH

ITbomb: Why should he be the ' First to comment ' about his appointment to FIFA. Kinda blowing his trumpet alone.
I assume this to be some adhoc sub committee until I see it in mainstream headlines

CONGRATULATE YOUR COUNTRYMAN,YOU BAST-AR*D! DAMN!!! NIGERIANS!!!!!!!

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Why should anyone feel sorry for someone who voluntarily opened his mouth to be foolish? Did you all forget Sarah Palin? No one blamed her interviewer. Instead, Palin was held accountable for not doing her homework. If you agree to an interview, then you go there prepared. Interviewers are not there to make anyone look a certain way. The link of your employer's website isn't rocket science. If you don't know it, then say "I don't know. I'll get back to you". End of discussion! He kept running his mouth like he knew, which is why the journalists kept asking. No one was trying to make that man look stupid. He did that by himself.

Ruggedman is out of his mind.[/size]

The man is just dum*b,sis. Like seriously why would you enthusiastically humiliate yourself and make stupid the people and power that put you in office. We(media and citizenry)should/must publicize every act of incompetence,mismanagement,corruption etc by these our so-called leaders. It is shameful but then if we can't go in the streets carrying placards,guns,torching ourselves up in flames in anguish and frustration.Then we sure can be-clown these mo*rons we call leaders should they choose a CRAZY DEMOnstration . It makes them sit tight at least. "My Oga at the top indeed" Buffoon!!!

[quote author=freedom@last]It appears Criminality has made a home in the head of the Nigerian youth. I can't believe the stuupid and brainless excuses being given in support of what these boys are doing. You keep saying politicians are stealing, what about the millions of honest people doing legitimate business and making good money?

You choose not to see those ones abi?

Well, he who is corrected but persists in wrong doing will be destroyed suddenly without mercy. Go and write it down, you crazy, crime-riddled loons.

Everyday is for the thief, but one day is for the owner.[/quote]You....hey you! Yes,you...What do you do You wall-eyed,spoon-faced,poverty-ordained lunatic!

WHy the heck is this on the front page I mean of what economic or social importance is it Mods!!!! Mods!!!!! chei!

coogar: jim iyke and dress sense should not be in the same sentence.
dress sense? are you kidding me? there he goes again in that picture with no socks and dress shoes. yeah - that's dress sense!

You sloppy-faced hater,what if he's got a pair of foot-liners on Which to me is appropriate in a tropicalized region like Nigeria.

I don't see what's wrong with it! So dont-give-a-fu'cck-ish kinda dressing. I like that anytime!

[quote author=kheart][/quote]Fu*ck you mate,that's a tongue piercing gone bad! Don't derail the thread aiight! You bloody gay!

OBJ is such a cu.nt!

BlackBaron: You're daft beyond measure.



Why the huge disparity in gifts and all between the chief coach and his assistants?

YOU READ MY MIND....


Sometimes Givers put receivers in trouble. As much as it is just right to give so much to Keshi. You make his assistants look worthless,and thus will naturally envy him sort of. It will of course take only a God-fearing man not to envy Keshi with so much (deservedly) given to him,and so little reckoning and or "gifts" given to them...especially Daniel Amokachi whom I understand to have been his Opposition-Analyst at the tournament.If you must give so much to Keshi,do so in private and then give modestly and in fairness to everybody else that they might see.... Don't make a "Judas" of your good disciple,they will turn around and go bad!!!

olatomiwa: Cocaine ti fe ba aiye omo yii je men!

Aunty Tomiwa,ati pe agba ti nde si Tonto Dike jor lmfao

From day 1,I mean back in the days of VHS,then we boast of the biggest collection.NOT bragging.Horror films have always been my thing.Peeping from my room keyhole while dad and his friends would watch before the night's over.As far as those old school movies are concerned,I don't think there are too many people to displace me on this forum...YES

* The Blob
* Fright Night
* Jeepers Creepers
* Nightmare on Elm Street
* An American werewolf in London
* Dawn Of The Dead
* Night Of The Living Dead
* Count of Dracula,Scars of Dracula,Dracula has risen from the grave
* The Living Dead
* Omen
* Child's Play

Abeg the list is endless from old school oo. Don't wanna start mentioning new-generation horrors

igbsam: Hahahahahaha...I laugh in p.square's voice (iyeiyeiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

WHOA!!! What an ugly baby you got there brother. I hope you aint the father ?? Sooo hippo!

[quote author=mama-gee]She looks good but she's fat!!![/quote]She's NOT fat but curvaceous...YES just the way I like it! REAL MEN like them this way. I will NEVER look at the likes of you and Darego twice... *pukes*

WHO'S SHE? LIKE SERIOUSLY

Novak: There are more if u need more ideas...

NO BE ONLY CHOCOLATE,NA CHOCOPUNCTUAL I GO BUY... I AINT BUYING,AND I DONT EXPECT THRASHY GIFTS FROM ONE...NO ONE!

Gone!