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CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Plastic Surgery Fails by LushGreenz(op): 8:37pm On Sep 29, 2013
6. Eric Sprague

A.K.A Lizard Man!

5. Dennis Avner

Dennis Avner – The first cat man!

4. Pete Burns

Pete Burns was a member of the famous band Dead or Alive, he was a front man in the band.

3. Michael Jackson

Need we explain who this is? He is the most well known pop star, the king of pop!

CelebritiesTop 10 Plastic Surgery Fails by LushGreenz(op): 8:31pm On Sep 29, 2013
Not everyone is happy with all their body parts and some even take to having surgery to make themselves look different, the only problem is they become addicted to it, and end up going back for more surgery until in the end, they look a lot worse than when they started the surgery! Here is a list of our top 10 plastic surgery fails.

10. Michaela Romanini

Meet Michaela, famous for her collagen abuse on her lips. Only 40 years old, and after a lot of surgery and a lot of money spent, her lips end up looking worse!

9. Amanda Lepore

Once a young boy, Amanda has become the most famous transsexual after countless surgeries. She had her first plastic surgery at age 15, and shortly after had a sex change.

8. Jackie Stallone

Famous for having probabaly the most different types of surgery on her face including, eyebrow lifts, cheek implants and several nose jobs.

7. Donatella Versace

Famous fashion designer Donatella has gone through drastic changes and ended up turning herself into a caricature.


MORE TO COME

Jokes EtcYou Might Wanna Read This: NASA Pays Volunteers $11,000 To Spend 10 Weeks In Bed by LushGreenz(op): 3:02pm On Sep 28, 2013
If you like laying in bed all day being lazy then this could be the job for you. NASA are offering $11,000 to volunteers who agree to spend 10 weeks in bed.

Most employers look for energetic and enthusiastic people to employ, however this is not the case here as NASA want to hire people to sleep 24/7 for 10 weeks.

Although it seems easy to do, Nasa are looking for a particular type of person. Volunteers have to be fit and healthy and must be non-smokers.

Successful applicants will have to stay tucked up in bed all day, every day for a period of 10 weeks. Although the lazy layabouts will have access to the internet and will be able to watch TV. They won’t even have to get up for a wash as there are modified showers in the rooms meaning the applicants can wash while there in bed, so they don’t even have to get up!

A spokesman said: “We don’t want couch potatoes.”

Funny,ain't it?

SOURCE: http://www.boltedmedia.com/nasa-pays-volunteers-11000-to-spend-10-weeks-in-bed/
Health12 Year Old – Worlds’ Hairiest Girl by LushGreenz(op): 2:43pm On Sep 28, 2013
Supatra Sasuphan, who may be known as “monkey face” or “wolf girl” is the worlds’ hairiest girl, but has not let anything get her down in life.

The young schoolgirl is faced wit ha rare genetic disease which only 50 people in the world currently have.

Rather than let it bring her down or ruin her life, Supatra is happy with her life and how she is currently the record holder for the worlds’ hairiest girl. She is also very happy with how things are going and is expected to do well at school.

A teacher has said she works very hard at school and even has ambitions to be a doctor, so that she can look after the sick and her family.

Supartra insists her condition is “who she is” and is happy with how she is. Her family consider her a “normal little girl”.

Supatra is just one of fifty people with the rare disease, Ambras Syndrome which is caused by a faulty chromosome. Before this rare genetic disease was found it use to be branded as “the werewolf”.

She has thick hair growing over her eyes, nose, eyes and arms and has undergone multiple types of surgery to try and treat it but nothing has worked to even stop the hair from growing.

She has been asked by people before “what sin have you done to deserve this” she explains what it is and ends with “this is who I am”

Locals pray for her and hope that one day she will be cured, but to this day no cure has been found, not even to stop the hair growth so if shaved off, it will always grow back.

Source: http://www.boltedmedia.com/12-year-old-is-worlds-hairiest-girl/?utm_source=taboola

CelebritiesRe: Celebrities Reaction To Miley Cyrus' X-rated VMA Performance by LushGreenz: 4:28pm On Aug 27, 2013
Asabeq: undecided this Igbo boy really needs help
WERE GIDI NI BOY YII
CrimeRe: 3 Arrested Attempting To Kidnap Ex-miss Nigeria by LushGreenz: 2:46pm On Aug 22, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Interrogation Time murrafuckers... angry


https://i.imgur.com/N5UucpD.gif
[/quote]Okija you're a mad guy lmfao here. Would that be Ving Rhames??
na the guy exit finish my ribs the most lmfao cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: 40 Pythons Found In Canadian Hotel by LushGreenz:
Well,thankfully there is no casualty this time.
PoliticsRe: Hunter Kills Colleague After Mistaking Him For An Antelope by LushGreenz: 2:45pm On Aug 19, 2013
9jadelta: Nonsense story
what kind of person kills antelope with gun?
Na your scrotum he for stone at the antelope,dunce!
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji With A Mystery Guy - Photo by LushGreenz: 5:06pm On Jun 10, 2013
How about you just give up on marriage already ma'am,or you just keep your romance on a low-keyhuh In another 6 months you're gonna be on Instangram with an eskimo again.. Pooh!Save your damn best for last!
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Photoshops Himself In to Tonto Dikeh,Tiwa & Toolz's Pictures by LushGreenz: 9:31am On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=~Bluetooth][img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1139351_Adekunle-Gold-2-460x404_jpg1818dd5d6552a7723cda263209e2c000[/img]

This guy is a freak ![/quote]He really is!!!
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Beautiful Pictures, She Is Charming by LushGreenz: 9:20am On Jun 05, 2013
She's got this typical "brat" look,and I kinda like that about her.
EducationRe: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by LushGreenz: 9:17am On Jun 05, 2013
I really am not surprised she's not been kissed... Uh uh!!
TV/MoviesRe: Which Of These Indian Movies Made You Cry In The 1980s? by LushGreenz: 10:47am On May 03, 2013
Ignatio: I do remember that dog movie. Very sad story. Can't remember the name.
You're talking about Terri Mahabaniyyan aka Terrimania. I love that movie die!
TV/MoviesRe: Which Of These Indian Movies Made You Cry In The 1980s? by LushGreenz: 10:46am On May 03, 2013
Mother India
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by LushGreenz: 2:43pm On Apr 25, 2013
jmoore: Testing not allowed.
Having premarital sex is like building a house on a land you haven't bought.

It is a disrespect to the lady's body if you demand sex before marriage.
Then she better not ask me for some Z10 and or Galaxy S4!!!
PoliticsRe: ................ by LushGreenz: 4:57pm On Apr 19, 2013
*In Beowulf's voice* "Sins Of The Father"
HealthRe: Stop Wearing Bras, Scientists Warn Women by LushGreenz: 9:31am On Apr 19, 2013
Ameboperoo: Wanna see mine? (. Y .) look am well
Bro,I remain loyal oo. I just wan conduct my survey on that chic wink
HealthRe: Stop Wearing Bras, Scientists Warn Women by LushGreenz: 8:56am On Apr 19, 2013
tinuolababy: LOL.... i can only imagine how some bosoms will look without bra. cheesy cheesy those with big and flat Bosoms go suffer pass
Erm...you...Yes,you...What is the size,density and perimeter of your own bwests eachhuh?
FashionRe: Post Your Nice, Unique Shoes by LushGreenz: 3:41pm On Apr 18, 2013
Idowuogbo: cool cool
Such cute legs you've got ID
FamilyRe: What Is Wrong In Taking Money From Your Hubby's Pocket? by LushGreenz: 12:28pm On Apr 15, 2013
pheyikemi: Agreed. Wot belongs to him belongs 2u. But taking money frm his pocket wtout his awareness is equivalent to stealing. You could have told him u want to take some money out of his pocket, dat sounds better to avoid disputes.
Plus you don't wanna do that when your kids might be watching.
RomanceRe: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by LushGreenz: 1:36pm On Apr 13, 2013
alutacontinua: In conclusion, when a girl totally loses her sense because of u! angry angry angry

SMH
A ti mo iru yin...Asha oshii!!! SMH for you too
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by LushGreenz: 1:56pm On Apr 12, 2013
OK PEEPS,AS THE ALHAJI JEGA OF THIS THREAD. CLICK LIKE IF YOU THINK KING SUNNY ADE IS SUPERIOR
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by LushGreenz: 1:55pm On Apr 12, 2013
OK PEEPS,AS THE ALHAJI JEGA OF THIS THREAD. CLICK LIKE IF YOU THINK CHIEF COMMANDER EBENEZER OBEY IS SUPERIOR
PoliticsRe: Former Deputy-Governor Of Anambra Kidnapped And Killed by LushGreenz: 9:10am On Apr 12, 2013
taiyesoul: for kidnappershuhhuh?
MEND wey dey sabotage oil production and marketing = Amnesty
Boko Haram wey put the country in so much turbulence = Amnesty
Kidnappers Association of Nigeria = Amnesty
PHCN = Amnesty
Political looting/Money Laundering = Amnesty
Private Jets Owners Association of Nigeria to consider the masses small = Amnesty naa ni
MASSOB = Amnesty biko
Road construction/Maintenance/Contractors looting = Amnesty oo jare
Gay Marriage/Gay People's Association Of Nigeria= Amnesty gidi gan LMFAO
In fact Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Wife/Hubby wey no dey faithful to him spouse - Amnesty noni
For Police not to mount Roadblocks = Amnesty gba be





Kai!...Amnesty don suffer fa...Walahi!! Da-iska!!!
PoliticsRe: Redacted by LushGreenz: 12:08pm On Apr 07, 2013
Is it not becoming clear that there's more to Boko Haram than their Demand for the Islamization of the Northern Regionhuh
PoliticsRe: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by LushGreenz: 6:53pm On Apr 06, 2013
coogar: you are a massive disgrace to the community that birthed you
we are asking you to see the cause and yet you concentrate on the effects. why would people live the comfort of their homes(if nigeria is good) and go to another man's country to commit heinous crimes?



your thought process is slower the revolution of the earth....
who are these millions of people making profits? what is the percentage of these people based on the entire population of nigeria? the united nations put the average daily spend of a nigerian as $2 per day and you are quoting nonsense......you are such a halfwit and one more attempt to paint nigeria as paradise and i will stab you!



why should everyone become their own local government in nigeria? individuals provide their own power(generator/inverters), portable water(borehole), security(vigilante groups), etc......this is a country that produces millions of barrels of oil on a daily basis and yet the citizens suffer like there's no natural resources - i am starting to think you are being paid by some crooked criminals to act like a plonker.......
Coogar,thanks for providing this burgundi man with some education. His brain is filled with 3D graphics.
PoliticsRe: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by LushGreenz: 5:06pm On Apr 06, 2013
Rossikk: Pls spare us this crap. Where did these starving ''unemployed graduates'' find money to go and settle in South Africa? Why didn't they use that money to start a business in Nigeria? Are there not millions of people running businesses in Nigeria? Do you know the amount each of those SA-based Nigerians used to 'escape' Nigeria could be used to start 10 small businesses in this country? Pls stop making excuses for these criminals.

If you can find money to go and settle in SA to do 4/1/9 and sell drugs, you can equally find money to start a small legit business here in Nigeria. It is laziness and get rich quick mentality that accounts for their actions. Leave govt out of it. There are many countries with worse unemployment figures and far worse infrastsructure than Nigeria, yet their people don't make headlines for you-know-what.
You're a Grade A+ slowpoke. Start business where safety of life and property is not guaranteed? Where efficient and stable power supply to sustain your "business" is a dream.I'm sure just like every household these days make boreholes/dig wells you idiot expect every household to have Kainji dam in their yardshuh Nigerians GENERALLY are not lazy,they are the most meticulous and hardworking people on the continent of Africa. Whatever we go out there to do;be it crime,entertainment,Academics etc we thrive way above all other africans.So what do you suppose would be the case should the government provide the basics from the "OYIL" money they keep laundering,huhhuh Talk to me!?
PoliticsRe: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by LushGreenz:
sweetcheecks: [email][/email]
Your azz rub us the wrong way too. Please call your your evil drug dealers and scamers home becouse if we deport them its an international dilemma. We do.not understand either why your evil horrible thugs come to SA, you get them home them we can hate each other better from a distance except our good Yoruba husbands who are working decent jobs and living
like kings in SA.
Who the blistering fvck let this rabid "sweetchee[b]C[/b]ks" of a chihuahua outhuh You come on here licking the floor on everybody.South Africa is one hellhole in itself,and the socio-political system that has ever been present there have always bedeviled its people.The fact that you know you spineless lots will forever be clueless outside your shores doesn't mean other nationals can't travel wherever they so please.However I'm not in any way in support of Nigerians disturbing your south african peace. But if you wanna spill your guts GO TO YOUR SOUTH AFRICAN POLICE.This website is not owned by a Sowetan for Soweto!!!
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of The Most Beautiful Deaf Girl In Nigeria by LushGreenz: 6:33pm On Mar 31, 2013
She's So So Def
RomanceRe: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by LushGreenz: 1:18pm On Mar 30, 2013
Hi guys,I'm from the greener side of the country.Respect to all the gays and trans-whatevers,but hey I live for the ladies - I'm the straightest since the HB pencil...hell yeah,and I got my attitude and wit in check.And it's my hope you good people out here will make me welcome regardless of your orientation,beliefs,tribe,religion and what not. Let's get it on,shall we.
Music/RadioRe: Lagos To Soweto By Wizkid : Pictures From Video Shoot by LushGreenz: 5:02pm On Mar 29, 2013
fankasibe: WIZKID..... may the Almighty God help me punish all ya enemies.......we London babes dey feel you
Sorry to derail,but my oh my! I'd love so much to make your acquaintance.
Car TalkRe: 2014 Toyota Highlander Unveiled by LushGreenz: 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2013
Impeccable!

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